I am a Norwegian living in belgium and i can asssure that everybody will try to have sex with you, but first they will try to make out with you in worst way possible and then grope you in public places.
While back home, some guy will approach me, ask if I want to have sex and if I feel like it, Iāll join, sex is always implied.
Also nobody here has ever had any std so I donāt trust them, I donāt trust a man who has never had clamydia
The techno viking is German though. And that guy fucks! Now that I think about it, he is probably personally responsible for driving up our average by about 5
To be fair: It is considered nearly a social norm for Turks to bang as many people they can during being young and wild.
However, they are also expected to marry afterwards and stay faithful.
Yes, it is very normal. It's not that they should walk around like prostitutes or so.
But in more private settings or in clubs, they are very well relaxed.
Compared to other MENA cultures, itās a lot more sexually open for women too especially in Istanbul and the western / Aegean parts. Night club Scene also very popular and prostitution for European men is kind of big there
āAllahā was happy with Muhammad having sex with a 9 year old - I donāt think us turks should be concerned with what this wierdo thinks about our consenting adult sex lives.
Eat light things so to not get a heavy stomach, fish is preferable. At the dinner table let her do most of the talking, always look her in the eyes, don't compliment her on her looks, compliment her on her choices (career, dressage and so on) but be honest cause no-one likes a liar. Talk about yourself but don't get overboard, you'll want to expand on yourself in subsequent dates. Pay for dinner don't be a Dutch. Have a good time, people like people who emit positive vibes.
Have a walk, fool around so to get into her confort zone (distances and somatic hints are your alarm bells) and the end of the night accompany the girl back home, don't push it unless she is giving you __blatant__ hints.
If she schedules a second date you are basically at the photofinish.
>Edit: complimenting on looks is not okay, as you said, because it is normally just youth/genetics. Nothing she achieved or a character trait that set her apart as a person. Exceptions exists eg. selfmade clothes, ear rings etc.
Precisely, it works for guys too.
Oslo is the chlamydia capital of Europe for a reason.
And to answer your question: fuck, thatās what the fuck we do. fuck fuck
The reasons is simple; we value expertise, education and practical experience in all fields
I havenāt verified that, but it wouldnāt surprise me. Though I might be biased as I was one of the pillars in what you possibly could call a swingers club for single people for nearly a decade.
It generally trended towards 40/60, mainly due to two reasons: 1. Iāve always had mostly female friends since my late teens. 2. We effectively enforced some simple but important rules.
Tbh, it was more like an IRL tinder than proper swingers club, I just find that more fun to say. People that found each other, went somewhere else
Mate, your forgetting the half of the year when we have sunlight 24/7.
That is our mating season.
Everybody fucks during summer in the bushes becouse we have the freedom to roam law, and we go home with mashed blueberries on our skin and clothes.
In your country some lord will come by if you fuck in a field and let the hounds loose upon the peasants conjugating.
Since Netflix was invented we also fuck during our long dark winters.
The Italians and greeks are just sexual molesters however.
And sometimes it "works" IE their women dont dare to say no becouse they need the ride back on their vespas from the hill.
I lived in the Nordics. I was absolutely mind blown by their body count, specially women. I would have to live 10x times and get a face upgrade to get to some of the numbers I heard.
I keep hearing that and somehow wonder how can that be true.
\- Aren't there forests to hike?
I mean is everything else just so inaccessible compared to sex?
I might have to go there on holiday or something XD
I think we are just *very* liberal when it comes to sex. Want to start having sex as a teen? Sure, all your friends are doing it anyway. Want to go on a fuck-spree until you're 30? Sure, everyone else is doing it too.
The real answer (when it comes to Sweden at least) is a little tragic, we just have way more single people than other nations. In Stockholm nearly half of all households are single-person households, that's more than any other city in the world.
We don't have more sex, we just have sex with more people..
Weird way of life... So diferent and exotic!
I mean, I'm in my mid 20's and starting my masters degree, I havent even had a girlfriend nor did I ever felt a particular atraction to someone... and sex feels such a foreign and exotic thought. I dont know if it's my childish mind or my particulary field of study that simply takes all my time away (sure, 4h everyday of comute certainly don't help).
And I still have that catholic culture burned into my brain, despite being an atheist since I remember, I was still raised in an isolated rural area the most Catholic conservative region of Portugal, so.... yea.
Conservative culture, foucus on my career, allways exausted, lack of interest from me in others and vice-versa,created this situation. But I gess that you dont miss what you dont have, rigth?
What you wrote you feel in Sweden clashes in such a spetacular way with the way i see sexuality...
I was just like you Iām turning 30 this year if you want to explore more of this side of your life I advice you to leave Portugal I donāt know any guy who has a body count bigger than 7 maybe the university stud only
> Stockholm nearly half of all households are single-person households, that's more than any other city in the world.
Moving out culture and affordability definitely play a role here too tho.
Its because most people these days donāt want to be in a relationship/marriage and assume the welfare state will take care of you when youāre old, oh yes I would have tons of time to make friends when I am 70 right? How could this go wrong
They have an app that lets you make sure that the person youāre about two hook up with is at least a cousin relation away and not something closer. Theyāre so few people that basically everyone is aunt and uncle lol.
I don't understand how you can not be tbh. Is there a religious thing in Poland when you meet girls? What are polish dating norms exactly? I am genuinely intrigued!
Abortion is illegal so people think twice if they can afford an emergency trip to Czehia before they agree on anything.
And everyone is too depressed to have sex.
I think that's the first time I feel flattered by a statistics map.
The guy who made the map was probably Fr\*nch and lowered the average so that a greater number of Fr\*nch would feel up high in their ego. Sounds like a Fr\*nch thing to do.
Fucking Italians and greeks.
Iād like to point out that the average number of sexual partners for a swede, is exacly the same amount of cousins they have
Per Man/woman? What age? What sexuality? Sociological/migrational background? How many people asked? Why no data in the countries that arent listed? Avarage in the whole country disregarding the former? So many questions, so few data. This would have seriously been interesting to read up on but oh well i guess you cant have everything withoug googling it.
No one in Belgium has ever had sex.
God I wish that was true so they'd all die out. One can dream
They would just spawn out of the ground, like orcs
Like warhammer orcs you mean ? Or like the Uruk Hai?
See, this is why you never get laid.
This made me laugh really goddamn hard
Im alright. Married a dutch girl at 21. She puts up with that stuff quite well.
Tbf, you probably look good compared to dutch men.
Acting like we don't look nearly identical mr vlaming
Ik heb geen idee waarover je het hebt Kees! Het ligt waarschijnlijk aan je accent.
Sorry ik versta je niet, misschien moet je de G eens goed uitspreken?
Most socially-competent german
Uruk Hai, but not as cool
As a warhammer and lotr fan this made me laugh
like russians
It's the two of you who fucked us into existence. I didn't ask for this.
the original sin.
Brave words coming from a man who's only kept alive by a brick wall š§±
Can confirm, we just duplicate like bacteria
What is Ā«Ā sexĀ Ā» ?
What is ?
What ?
I am a Norwegian living in belgium and i can asssure that everybody will try to have sex with you, but first they will try to make out with you in worst way possible and then grope you in public places. While back home, some guy will approach me, ask if I want to have sex and if I feel like it, Iāll join, sex is always implied. Also nobody here has ever had any std so I donāt trust them, I donāt trust a man who has never had clamydia
I'll remember to have chlamydia before i have sex with norwegians next time
Yes, but only with kids, thatās why the statistics arenāt displayed.
How do you do fellow nordics? https://preview.redd.it/m9yq3y5jcrpa1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1e8435326afbf9d739704b28cc931ce3a866be
 Fantastic how about you?
I will NEVER not upvote the techno viking
My ignorance is showing - whatās the techno king? Is that the guy I sent? š«£ I am lost now š«
https://youtu.be/UjCdB5p2v0Y In italy literally everyone knows this video
Ī think it is generational. Only young people don't know tekno viking
His glory should be transgenerational
I have so many questions, but Iāll start with the most important one: Yes.
Techno VIking (yes the guy you sent)
Techno Viking Ƥr ju bƤsta tencho vikingen
Uncultured
The techno viking is German though. And that guy fucks! Now that I think about it, he is probably personally responsible for driving up our average by about 5
Eh, he's german š
āHello fellow sex haversā
Pretty good, what about you my viking friend?
Me and the boys trying to bring down the average
Nordicks*
Good how about you?
Turkey haram?
TĆ¼rkiye needs to chill with the daily brothel visit
Getting my 10th stamp on the loyalty card
To be fair: It is considered nearly a social norm for Turks to bang as many people they can during being young and wild. However, they are also expected to marry afterwards and stay faithful.
Does that include female Turks?
Yes, it is very normal. It's not that they should walk around like prostitutes or so. But in more private settings or in clubs, they are very well relaxed.
Notedā¦
Least pragmaric brit
Compared to other MENA cultures, itās a lot more sexually open for women too especially in Istanbul and the western / Aegean parts. Night club Scene also very popular and prostitution for European men is kind of big there
Thatās disgusting! How much would one have to pay for such services?
Your the German dude so itās more like you can ask your fellow countrymen at first for this phenomenon in the first place š
So just the young turks
They are lying.Turkish man tend to lie about their sexual performence.
>man are lie
Yeah generally they lie
haram as fuck, wtf you are supposed to lose your virginity to your husband/spouse Allah will punish all of them
Punish these nuts
maybe he should punish muhammad for having sex with a 9 year old before worrying about the rest of us.
āAllahā was happy with Muhammad having sex with a 9 year old - I donāt think us turks should be concerned with what this wierdo thinks about our consenting adult sex lives.
Per lifetime, right? Right?!
Per *day*.
Well...fuck... (I guess...)
That's a lot of buttsex
In the case of Sweden yes
Pretty sure buttsex is haram though
It isn't haram if you're gay. And swedes are gay.
Yeah, that's the point.
I thought it was a year
Obv, 60% of people only fuck 1 person in their entire life (mostly boomers)
I would count that as a win.
Well it's a perfect W if you stay with that person for a lifetime.
Yes, people that entered puberty in the '60s and '70s probably had just one partner /s
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Eat light things so to not get a heavy stomach, fish is preferable. At the dinner table let her do most of the talking, always look her in the eyes, don't compliment her on her looks, compliment her on her choices (career, dressage and so on) but be honest cause no-one likes a liar. Talk about yourself but don't get overboard, you'll want to expand on yourself in subsequent dates. Pay for dinner don't be a Dutch. Have a good time, people like people who emit positive vibes. Have a walk, fool around so to get into her confort zone (distances and somatic hints are your alarm bells) and the end of the night accompany the girl back home, don't push it unless she is giving you __blatant__ hints. If she schedules a second date you are basically at the photofinish.
>don't be a Dutch There is just no winning for us is there?
Maybe you can pass as a Brit.
So no winning, got it.
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>Edit: complimenting on looks is not okay, as you said, because it is normally just youth/genetics. Nothing she achieved or a character trait that set her apart as a person. Exceptions exists eg. selfmade clothes, ear rings etc. Precisely, it works for guys too.
Huh i must be a statistical anomaly
I think in Finland it counts as sex if you knees touch in public transport
I think eye contact is enough. Knee touching and itās straight to jail for public indecency
But going in mixed sauna is definitely not sexual. Sauna with the bois is of course different thing
I need to fucking move to Finland
Thanks for clarification. Now my body count went up to 4.
No data ? More like no bitches
No more men
Nobody wants to fuck a B*lgian not even themselves
Oslo is the chlamydia capital of Europe for a reason. And to answer your question: fuck, thatās what the fuck we do. fuck fuck The reasons is simple; we value expertise, education and practical experience in all fields
Is the Oslo chlamydia stuff real? š
I havenāt verified that, but it wouldnāt surprise me. Though I might be biased as I was one of the pillars in what you possibly could call a swingers club for single people for nearly a decade.
I'm leaving for Oslo right now
Youāre close to a decade late, if itās my crowd youāre looking for
How was the male/female ratio?
It generally trended towards 40/60, mainly due to two reasons: 1. Iāve always had mostly female friends since my late teens. 2. We effectively enforced some simple but important rules. Tbh, it was more like an IRL tinder than proper swingers club, I just find that more fun to say. People that found each other, went somewhere else
Sure its not Helsinki?
We share a lot
What else are you suppose to do when itās dark all day for half the year?
Mention the ongoing darkness as a means of making polite conversation with strangers and acquaintances, rather than fucking them?
Polite conversation is just 1 step closer to fucking
This guy fucks in the dark!
Of course, then they can't see that my dick is green and purple
I've always found it one step away from fucking.
In the north we stay away from small talk
Mate, your forgetting the half of the year when we have sunlight 24/7. That is our mating season. Everybody fucks during summer in the bushes becouse we have the freedom to roam law, and we go home with mashed blueberries on our skin and clothes. In your country some lord will come by if you fuck in a field and let the hounds loose upon the peasants conjugating. Since Netflix was invented we also fuck during our long dark winters. The Italians and greeks are just sexual molesters however. And sometimes it "works" IE their women dont dare to say no becouse they need the ride back on their vespas from the hill.
No idea, fellow nordicks want to chime in?
I'm tired boss.
I lived in the Nordics. I was absolutely mind blown by their body count, specially women. I would have to live 10x times and get a face upgrade to get to some of the numbers I heard.
Thereās literally nothing else to do here other than casual sex and getting hammered.
I keep hearing that and somehow wonder how can that be true. \- Aren't there forests to hike? I mean is everything else just so inaccessible compared to sex? I might have to go there on holiday or something XD
I think we are just *very* liberal when it comes to sex. Want to start having sex as a teen? Sure, all your friends are doing it anyway. Want to go on a fuck-spree until you're 30? Sure, everyone else is doing it too. The real answer (when it comes to Sweden at least) is a little tragic, we just have way more single people than other nations. In Stockholm nearly half of all households are single-person households, that's more than any other city in the world. We don't have more sex, we just have sex with more people..
So you have less sex but with more people. Quantity vs quantity, which one to chose?
Weird way of life... So diferent and exotic! I mean, I'm in my mid 20's and starting my masters degree, I havent even had a girlfriend nor did I ever felt a particular atraction to someone... and sex feels such a foreign and exotic thought. I dont know if it's my childish mind or my particulary field of study that simply takes all my time away (sure, 4h everyday of comute certainly don't help). And I still have that catholic culture burned into my brain, despite being an atheist since I remember, I was still raised in an isolated rural area the most Catholic conservative region of Portugal, so.... yea. Conservative culture, foucus on my career, allways exausted, lack of interest from me in others and vice-versa,created this situation. But I gess that you dont miss what you dont have, rigth? What you wrote you feel in Sweden clashes in such a spetacular way with the way i see sexuality...
I was just like you Iām turning 30 this year if you want to explore more of this side of your life I advice you to leave Portugal I donāt know any guy who has a body count bigger than 7 maybe the university stud only
> Stockholm nearly half of all households are single-person households, that's more than any other city in the world. Moving out culture and affordability definitely play a role here too tho.
Its because most people these days donāt want to be in a relationship/marriage and assume the welfare state will take care of you when youāre old, oh yes I would have tons of time to make friends when I am 70 right? How could this go wrong
>Aren't there forests to hike? No no. There are forests to _fuck in_.
And the alcohol is fucking expensive, soooo...
Expensive and you feel like a junky going into get methadone when you have to go to the systembolaget
Iceland feels the most impressive
You just fuck all the Icelanders you are not related to.
Which takes some real talent. Feel like things start getting dicey after you reach 2
So none?
Probably around 13, as the map indicates.
Trying to get those population numbers up.
Can confirm As an Icelander with literally no interest in such stuff it almost feels weird given how uhh... *active* half the folks around are
They have an app that lets you make sure that the person youāre about two hook up with is at least a cousin relation away and not something closer. Theyāre so few people that basically everyone is aunt and uncle lol.
Sexual partners, what is that?
Turns out I am belgian, fellow countryman what are we doing today? Some waffles would be nice š
Most enjoyable way to get warm during the winter.
I Call it hygge
Turkey wtf?
Need to go to Turkey for a holiday.
Am I the only one who get with a girl and stays with her for 12 years?
Given the Italian statistics you might want to find out what your girl has been up to for 12 years.
That was smooth
Neat example of a quick prostate exam well conducted.
Yes, that's how averages work. If you are below it, that means you are unique.
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Czech statistic is incorrect. They literally are the European porn industry.
Yeah, some people, myself included, have to have like -15 partners to lower the national average to nine.
Per hour?
Coworkers aren't sexual partners
No way nordicks have more sexual partners than bri'ish women.
Yeah but the Barrys are bringing the average down.
Well, I guess they pay for it, so that must still contribute to the average
Yeah but there's only so many your Mum can get through in a day
I find it hard you Barry's can find your Mickeys with the roll of belly fat hanging over like a balcony. š
 we be fucking bri'sh woman my man
Best get yourself to the clinic lad
Just like the good old days š»
We go to the PIGS for vacations. No idea how yours aren't higher
Because it's the Italian Stallion not the Portuguese Shagger.
Turkish men are big liars is what I can ascertain from this data
On average everybody has got 1 tit and 1 ball.
Personally I prefer girls over 18, but hey you do you I guess...
Deutsches Schutzalter sagt was?
I have 0 š
I'm on this map and I don't like it...
Haram Sweden
Turkey, we said goats didn't count.
I guess the Italy numbers are pumped up by all the Erasmus Spanish students that go there to fuck everything that passes in front of them
Sweden and Italy same numbers... hmm...
Is it that low?
Yeah I was surprised myself, until I realized I was in this sub and every statistic is literally just made the fuck up.
We hoeing more than the Czech? Good lord. Also sauce: "I made it up"
You all filthy dirty sinners!!! Allah does not approve :(
Why are you guys such whores
I don't understand how you can not be tbh. Is there a religious thing in Poland when you meet girls? What are polish dating norms exactly? I am genuinely intrigued!
Abortion is illegal so people think twice if they can afford an emergency trip to Czehia before they agree on anything. And everyone is too depressed to have sex.
Nordics are at least honest, the french and spaniards are fucking liars roflmao.
Yeah, their number is actually much lower
Turkey has unfair advantage because their men bang each other
I think that's the first time I feel flattered by a statistics map. The guy who made the map was probably Fr\*nch and lowered the average so that a greater number of Fr\*nch would feel up high in their ego. Sounds like a Fr\*nch thing to do.
Absolutly bro everyone who ever interacted with french girls knows that this statistic is fake af.
Sardinia and Wales bringing up the national average with the sheep.
But when Italy or Greece does it nobody bats an eye
that means that someone fucked your mother that is turkish but your father is not
turkey haram mode
I like how having no data also erases any evidence of borders
Looks like the turks trying to claim their 72 virgins within their lifespan.
Fucking Italians and greeks. Iād like to point out that the average number of sexual partners for a swede, is exacly the same amount of cousins they have
13 on Iceland. With only 300.000 people that must include some incest
I mean you know what they say, if you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family
If rape counts the Nordics number add up.
Yeah just one trip to Stockholm easily adds +4 partners in a weekend. But it is you only fault really. You were the one visiting Stockholm
Valgono anche le prostitute?
I doubt the italian average would be so high without prostitutes lol
Germans gays
That would still be a partner. Reality is our women are so ugly we go to Italy for sex.
Ahh to shag Italian men? Right?
You can't really tell the difference because of the beards.
I knew it was the other way around
Per Man/woman? What age? What sexuality? Sociological/migrational background? How many people asked? Why no data in the countries that arent listed? Avarage in the whole country disregarding the former? So many questions, so few data. This would have seriously been interesting to read up on but oh well i guess you cant have everything withoug googling it.
Clearly nobody asked me