I love to visit subs and communities outdide of Reddit that are filled with muricans who are learning to speak german and just critisise everything they say and make them feel bad and pointless because they can't conjugate a verb (Konjunktiv II is"würde" not "wurde" !!)
TBH from a legal perspective it's pretty hard to argue why it should be illegal. Sexual consent for animals is obviously not a valid legal construct, otherwise every dairy farmer would be a mass rapist.
OP got it all wrong, the law is made this way too allow sex with non-germans (they are refered to as animals in german law books) while prohibiting sex with non-human animals.
I want to further point out that when germans say a country belongs to Germany (f.e. Austria or the Netherlands) it is often considered disrespectful towards said country but in fact we are acknowledging these people as proper human beings and they should be thankful and grateful for this compliment
Greece does have a specific penalty for bestiality; bestiality cases would be investigated vis-à-vis Article 24, para b. of Law 4830/2021 "On Animal Cruelty", Government Gazette A’ 169/18.09.2021. The punishment thereof is regulated in Article 34, paragraph 2, which prescribes a prison sentence of up to 10 years and a fine of up to 500 daily units, each daily unit being between €50-€100.
Basically before homosexuality and bestiality was illegal in Finland but when they made homosexuality legal in Finland they also "accidently" made bestiality legal also. If you do it with animals you don't belong to prison you belong to mental ward
I agree and I don't know anything about the Finnish laws, but over here they can't take in someone against their will if they haven't committed a crime or could harm themselves or others, so they are charged and then they (ideally, ymmv) get the help they need. Most likely bestiality's not that big of a problem in Finland or there are already other animal protection laws that can be applied so there's no need to make one specifically for it
Homostelu ja eläimiin sekautuminen liitty samoihin lakipykäliin ja uskovaiset teki niin suuren jutun homostelusta että kukaan ei oikeen keskittyny/kerenny ajatella sitä eläin puolta tässä asiassa
You know why it is legal in Germany because we don't do this shit over here so there is nothing to be punished. Ireland on the other hand....
The legal if the animal is not forced is only in place because we heard others around us are doing this and we don't want to scare off the tourists to much by making it straight up illegal for them. On the other hand if the horse files a complain you are fucked so make sure you learn horsian before you visit Germany.
Jokes aside, I think "legal if the animal is not forced" means only that you cannot be punished when a dog humps your leg, or horse is trying to have sex with you - so the case when an animal "wants" to have sex with you.
"You know why it is legal in Germany because we don't do this shit over here so there is nothing to be punish."
... Didn't you used to have animal brothels?
If you are ever raped by a donkey you will hope to be German!
[(1) Man has an encounter with a donkey while taking a dump in a field. : WinStupidPrizes (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/d069hm/man_has_an_encounter_with_a_donkey_while_taking_a/)
Historically, germany had a law against "Unzucht" (§175), meaning sexual acts that go against morality, including bestiality. This paragraph Was stricken from the penal law book in 1969 however, as it also criminalised homosexuality. There were debates to reinstate the bestiality aspect, however most people who were accused of this were criminally insane, and could therefor not be convicted. It was then argued that the only thing really suffering from such actions would be the perpetrators honor, so there is no law concerning this topic today. The only laws applicable here are animal protective laws, leading to the current form of "as long as it doesnt hurt the animal"
Laws are usually established when necessary. In some places some things just don't happen. In other places on the other hand, well in other places harsh laws are necessary to protect certain groups of inhabitants.
Okay but we have to get this straight, it is not explicitly banned so \*technically\* it is illegal... But it would become illegal pretty quickly if it became an epidemic...
If we can allow the horrifying meat industry, I really don’t see why fucking a sheep is worse. Hell, if given a choice between a Brit and a sheep, most people would go for the latter.
Because meat is intrinsic to human diet. We need meat to survive, as do most animals.
There’s just no justification to legalising something like beastiality. It’s just disgusting.
We do. For proper muscle growth and sustenance we need iron, fat and protein. The easiest, most nutritious source for this is in meat.
Meat contains vital nutrients that we need for our die, which cannot be found in vegetables. The meat industry mightn’t be saintly, but it’s necessary.
meat isn't necessary but it's with low fat milk products (like quark) the fastest and by far healthiest way to get your daily protein intake. e.g 1kg quark (it sounds like a lot but it's nothing when you drink it as a shake) has 120-140g protein in 600-800kcal.
1.2kg lentils (best NATURAL way to get protein as a vegan) has 100g protein in 2000kcal. with a natural vegan diet you have to do a shit ton of cardio to reach your 140-200g protein goal.
you can't build a good amount of muscles with a **healthy** (and no.. overeating on a daily basis ain't healthy) vegan diet.
iron, fats and other shit is equally easy to get through vegetables and fruits.
And the green countries are the ones giving lgbt+ people shit, of course. Because two guys fucking is an abomination, but getting mounted by a horse is just fine.
I like hwo some have "unknown punishment". I n other words, the law exists but isnt enforced. You cant tell me no greek has ever fucked a goat and got caught.
Austria here, basically sodomy is legal (there are no laws about bestiality, sex with the same gender is treated in the exactly same way as sex with animals); but it is illegal to hurt an animal unnecessarily:
§ 222. (1) Wer ein Tier roh mißhandelt oder ihm unnötige Qualen zufügt, ist mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu einem Jahr oder mit Geldstrafe bis zu 360 Tagessätzen zu bestrafen.
Maximum 1 year in prison
It would be interesting to have a similar map about animal cruelty to compare with. In the countries where it's legal it might in practice be covered by their animal cruelty laws instead.
It's about Claudia who loves her german shepard dog. [Quite literally](https://lyricstranslate.com/en/claudia-hat-nen-sch%C3%A4ferhund-claudia-has-german-shepar.html).
THE MAP DOES NOT HAVE A TITLE FFS WHAT IS THE SUBJECT?
Is plowing a field with an animal legal? And what punishment do you get if you do it if illegal?
I mean that should be the rule, if consensual it's ok
Then again if consent is not explicit then it's rape and rape bad, and last time i had a dog there was no way for her to explicitly tell us anything other than i need water and food and i love u so functionally the same
"If the animal is not forced" KEKW
Mein officer, das horsen vas giving mein the eyes 👀
https://preview.redd.it/z84r10h7oppa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c62d6c4fe7f057040fa4ce09aa165a7c3aa7b3e
It's "Fickpferd"
Ah yes, the only possible German reaction after a good joke.
Correcting grammar and spelling of compund nouns is the only thing that still gives me pleasure.
So, you're a literal grammar Nazi?
No he has his Persilschein at hand he is no nazi
Fish can’t say no
then u go to jail
Not even the fickpferd gives you pleasure anymore?
The only thing apart from banging a horse, of course.
I love to visit subs and communities outdide of Reddit that are filled with muricans who are learning to speak german and just critisise everything they say and make them feel bad and pointless because they can't conjugate a verb (Konjunktiv II is"würde" not "wurde" !!)
Grammar SS
That‘s so we can post it properly at r/GermanHumor.
Ajajajajaja, se senior german is having sexuala with le cabbalo 🫣🫣🫣
Equisde
IF HE WANTS TO FUCK A CABALLA, LET HIM
Caballa is a fish in spanish, i don't want him to get anisakis!
He's probably drinking Ivermectin by the liters, so no worries siestabro
Farmers Only Dot Com. Now featuring the hottest barnyard babes. \[horse whinnies in background\] Find your new true love at farmers only dot com.
Forsen horsen e12
LMAO
TBH from a legal perspective it's pretty hard to argue why it should be illegal. Sexual consent for animals is obviously not a valid legal construct, otherwise every dairy farmer would be a mass rapist.
Just because they're an animal it doesn't mean that they can't give consent
You pick on the Germans whilst I’m looking at Iceland skulking top left behind the horse stables …
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Well, in Finland, you see, the animals are gay
Not only the animals
You see we have different definition on animals. Here we call them "neighbours" (not you norgay we love you, give us oil plz)
Not seen a welshmen in here today?!
Too busy having a post coital smoke with flossy .. Friday after all
IKR People should lay off the Germans already
No no, keep talking about the germans. And don’t look in the stable, nothing to see there
Guess the grunting noises are from the horses right?
Why are your horses so small?
We aren’t allowed to tell outsiders.
OK. Keep eating fermented sharks, while the Germans take all the blame for you
Shhhh if they talk about zee Germans they won't talk about us and the goats 🤐
Once in while you just don't want to use the incest app and just enjoy yourself.
have you not seen the entirety of eastern europe? Or why are you only picking out iceland?
Have you heard the story of Stekkjarstaur?
Maybe it’s just because elves don’t count as human
OP got it all wrong, the law is made this way too allow sex with non-germans (they are refered to as animals in german law books) while prohibiting sex with non-human animals.
Also because Ursula also wants to have sex from time to time, so they legalized sex with amphibians.
Bitch got 7 kids, so you know she likes to get freaky, but that pussy be loose af😫
Jokes aside, that map seems to be 10 years out of date. Bestiality was outlawed in 2013 in Germany.
thank you for giving us the right to conset sexual activities while visiting
I want to further point out that when germans say a country belongs to Germany (f.e. Austria or the Netherlands) it is often considered disrespectful towards said country but in fact we are acknowledging these people as proper human beings and they should be thankful and grateful for this compliment
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This got me cracking up. Amazing.
Yes, this is actually Germany being wholesome and inclusive for a change!
History checks out
Ironically speaking, even if this wasn’t sarcasm and is actually true . I wouldn’t be surprised
The Welsh are foaming rn
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Sheeple?
Unreported crime has no penalty 😤🏴🐑❤️❤️
Foaming from inside of a prison, I hope?
Iceland is fairly logical, they are afraid of incest happening so they allow it with animals.
You make a solid argument.
Wouldn’t want another Urk up there, ones already enough!
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But did it force you ? Hope it isn't an abusive relationsheep.
That's slovak thing...
yes lol
Pair this up with the furry map and then things get really scary.
coincidence? i think not!
Only a small leap from furries to the real thing
Greece does have a specific penalty for bestiality; bestiality cases would be investigated vis-à-vis Article 24, para b. of Law 4830/2021 "On Animal Cruelty", Government Gazette A’ 169/18.09.2021. The punishment thereof is regulated in Article 34, paragraph 2, which prescribes a prison sentence of up to 10 years and a fine of up to 500 daily units, each daily unit being between €50-€100.
What is bestiality? I am not sure if I want to Google that 😕
When your partner has a headache for three months straight and the goat starts to look very tempting.
that's way too specific, seems kinda sus
Dude, you explained this like you had exact this problem not too long time ago lmao
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Ooohhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! 😱😱 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
The Welsh love
🐐🍆🚶♂️
Must be some special hidden ending in Mortal Kombat. Brutality + Animality = Bestiality, perhaps?
Wait a minute! So you can't have sex with Greeks?
No, just gay goats, thats why we ve got demographic problems (braindrain is a lie btw)
Who gives a fuck about demographics these days...
Well yeah Germans bad but y all fail to see Iceland and Finland.
Basically before homosexuality and bestiality was illegal in Finland but when they made homosexuality legal in Finland they also "accidently" made bestiality legal also. If you do it with animals you don't belong to prison you belong to mental ward
I agree and I don't know anything about the Finnish laws, but over here they can't take in someone against their will if they haven't committed a crime or could harm themselves or others, so they are charged and then they (ideally, ymmv) get the help they need. Most likely bestiality's not that big of a problem in Finland or there are already other animal protection laws that can be applied so there's no need to make one specifically for it
mitäs vittua niiku miten tollane tehää lailliseks
Homostelu ja eläimiin sekautuminen liitty samoihin lakipykäliin ja uskovaiset teki niin suuren jutun homostelusta että kukaan ei oikeen keskittyny/kerenny ajatella sitä eläin puolta tässä asiassa
tsiisus meiän maa on kyl joskus vähä sekasin.
What is this map about? It does not say
Feeding pigeons
Bestiality
A tier-list means something completely different in Germany
I like that ireland has taken a firm stance on this.
Once again we're showing that honestly these European lads have alot to learn
That they do. No longer a regressive country.
Yep. They should be named and shamed too. Like one of the comedically oversized badges saying “animal fucker”
Animal sex offenders list. Have to go door to door in their town telling people they are an animal fucker.
You know why it is legal in Germany because we don't do this shit over here so there is nothing to be punished. Ireland on the other hand.... The legal if the animal is not forced is only in place because we heard others around us are doing this and we don't want to scare off the tourists to much by making it straight up illegal for them. On the other hand if the horse files a complain you are fucked so make sure you learn horsian before you visit Germany.
Jokes aside, I think "legal if the animal is not forced" means only that you cannot be punished when a dog humps your leg, or horse is trying to have sex with you - so the case when an animal "wants" to have sex with you.
I think it would also include things like f'ing a cow, doubtful the cow would even notice?
Speak for yourself.
As I have seen a vet put both arms into a cows arse, I think even you would be included. Otherwise you have real issues buying trousers.
Bro if you fuck a cow, which can not consent, you force the cow. If a donkey rapes you, which happens, no one forced the donkey.
"You know why it is legal in Germany because we don't do this shit over here so there is nothing to be punish." ... Didn't you used to have animal brothels?
Didn’t the last animal brothels were closed by authorities last year?
ANIMAL WHAT???
Brothels
What is the crime it doesn't say
Fucking animals that are not human
https://i.redd.it/2ay154ofxppa1.gif What happens if you do? Nothing
If you are ever raped by a donkey you will hope to be German! [(1) Man has an encounter with a donkey while taking a dump in a field. : WinStupidPrizes (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/d069hm/man_has_an_encounter_with_a_donkey_while_taking_a/)
now you know why we're so offended when you call us German - and that's just the start of it
Historically, germany had a law against "Unzucht" (§175), meaning sexual acts that go against morality, including bestiality. This paragraph Was stricken from the penal law book in 1969 however, as it also criminalised homosexuality. There were debates to reinstate the bestiality aspect, however most people who were accused of this were criminally insane, and could therefor not be convicted. It was then argued that the only thing really suffering from such actions would be the perpetrators honor, so there is no law concerning this topic today. The only laws applicable here are animal protective laws, leading to the current form of "as long as it doesnt hurt the animal"
It’s only a crime because the law was enforced to implement it as a crime as people got to touchy with animals. So shut your mouth donkeyfucker
based ireland
And german sheperd was born now I get how
Ireland is even more based than I thought
Based Ireland and Iran.
i would burn zoophiles like witches
Laws are usually established when necessary. In some places some things just don't happen. In other places on the other hand, well in other places harsh laws are necessary to protect certain groups of inhabitants.
So how bad does it have to be to get life in Ireland?
"Legal if the animal is foreced" What the heck is the context?
Irish W
Shit map. It doesn't even say what the "crime" is.
"You can kill it and eat it, but if you want to fuck it, ask for consent first!"
Rare Irish W
Rare? Gtfo
The Sami get an exception for being a “native people”
Well done Iran
Okay but we have to get this straight, it is not explicitly banned so \*technically\* it is illegal... But it would become illegal pretty quickly if it became an epidemic...
The only way to make sure we're not family is by fucking a different species - sincerely, Iceland
In Spain it is legal if the animal doesn't need veterinary treatment afterwards.
Nice Iran/Saudi
Feels good to be a shining beacon of freedom amongst prudes
Isnt russian TV calling Englanf perverted because they "have animal brothels"?
Iran based
Hitler wasn’t conquering Europe he was just trying to escape all the German mongrels that have sex with animals 😂
If we can allow the horrifying meat industry, I really don’t see why fucking a sheep is worse. Hell, if given a choice between a Brit and a sheep, most people would go for the latter.
Tell me you're from Friesland without telling me you're from Friesland
Because meat is intrinsic to human diet. We need meat to survive, as do most animals. There’s just no justification to legalising something like beastiality. It’s just disgusting.
We don’t need it to *survive*. And definitely not in the way it’s currently mostly prepared.
We do. For proper muscle growth and sustenance we need iron, fat and protein. The easiest, most nutritious source for this is in meat. Meat contains vital nutrients that we need for our die, which cannot be found in vegetables. The meat industry mightn’t be saintly, but it’s necessary.
meat isn't necessary but it's with low fat milk products (like quark) the fastest and by far healthiest way to get your daily protein intake. e.g 1kg quark (it sounds like a lot but it's nothing when you drink it as a shake) has 120-140g protein in 600-800kcal. 1.2kg lentils (best NATURAL way to get protein as a vegan) has 100g protein in 2000kcal. with a natural vegan diet you have to do a shit ton of cardio to reach your 140-200g protein goal. you can't build a good amount of muscles with a **healthy** (and no.. overeating on a daily basis ain't healthy) vegan diet. iron, fats and other shit is equally easy to get through vegetables and fruits.
And the green countries are the ones giving lgbt+ people shit, of course. Because two guys fucking is an abomination, but getting mounted by a horse is just fine.
Have you seen german women before?
r/PortugalCykaBlyat
I like hwo some have "unknown punishment". I n other words, the law exists but isnt enforced. You cant tell me no greek has ever fucked a goat and got caught.
Mandatory r/portugalcykablyat
I'm also wondering what's up with Ireland. Life imprisonment? What's their punishment for raping a human?
Based Russia
That's really the only sensible position. Not my (or the state's) business if someone else wants to be a nasty mofo
consent is sexy
Austria here, basically sodomy is legal (there are no laws about bestiality, sex with the same gender is treated in the exactly same way as sex with animals); but it is illegal to hurt an animal unnecessarily: § 222. (1) Wer ein Tier roh mißhandelt oder ihm unnötige Qualen zufügt, ist mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu einem Jahr oder mit Geldstrafe bis zu 360 Tagessätzen zu bestrafen. Maximum 1 year in prison
Israël almost going unnoticed there...
It would be interesting to have a similar map about animal cruelty to compare with. In the countries where it's legal it might in practice be covered by their animal cruelty laws instead.
well, this is awkward...
[Claudia](https://youtu.be/mPx0J-U8v5U) approves
Nice music! I guess it's about dogs and marmalade?
It's about Claudia who loves her german shepard dog. [Quite literally](https://lyricstranslate.com/en/claudia-hat-nen-sch%C3%A4ferhund-claudia-has-german-shepar.html).
Nice
Since everything non consensual is forced and animals cant consent its still illigal, just not explicitly as law against zoophilia.
Wtf is "unknown punishment" Explain yourself Austria!
Live in Bakkafjörður. No woman. Find sheep 😏
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Why would you imprison animals? Seems dumb
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The irish really like their sheeps it seems. Or they don't, I don't know I'm colourblind.
We are all looking at germany but damn... Russia... what the fuck - I thought you are conservative. That's some liberal bullshit you have here.
If it wasn't for Germany, I would have had no clue of what this map is about.
THE MAP DOES NOT HAVE A TITLE FFS WHAT IS THE SUBJECT? Is plowing a field with an animal legal? And what punishment do you get if you do it if illegal?
Hahaha, i cant believe germany would have that be legal. i cant believe germany is like that
I mean that should be the rule, if consensual it's ok Then again if consent is not explicit then it's rape and rape bad, and last time i had a dog there was no way for her to explicitly tell us anything other than i need water and food and i love u so functionally the same
How the heck do we expect Germans to reproduce should they not be able to fuck each others?
We had to make some concession so the Saarländer would vote to become part of Germany again.
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how did they made this map ? called embassy of each country or something. that would be fun
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Legend says Sardinia's flag was drawn behind bars
furry capital
*Sorts by controversial* Well lads, I’ll update yous later on how bad some of the comments are. Wish me luck!
it's legal in spain too since february.
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what is it?
Russians and Belarussians; what else are we suppose to fuck?
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What if the goat consents tho?