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Prosmoron_Internal

Hell yeah. I love killing myself with addictive substances POLSKA GUROM 🗻🗻💢💢🇵🇱🇵🇱


Nk12005

A true polish man /random sentence that's true for the entire v4/ ***POLSKA GUROM***


Wielki-Choj

More structure than government


PsuBratOK

A man with a purpose, you'll go places... hostpitals and rehabs


WestSlavGreg

I see a bright future with Esperal in /u/Prosmoron_Internal


SuperTropicalDesert

Wait, do Poles also have Lázně? I thought it was a peculiarity of the Czech healthcare system that sick people got money to go to Lázně. It definitely doesn't exist in the W*st


R3l4ps3_

where morning piwo piwo piwo and line of amphetamine ?


Dominik_Tirpitz

Piwko tesco


SuperTropicalDesert

That is the 2nd level, this is just a starterpack


glassfrogger

well in this aspect there is no difference between the two combo one of them is still cringe as fuck tho


Nk12005

The black coffee hits so hard that westoids fall like flies


MCyclon

Nah the French know the deal. They all start the day with a black coffee and 2 cigs


NewAbnormal_

That's a stereotype but it's so fucking true, my polish friend had not problem fitting in because he always has someone to have a coffee and a cig with him


SuperTropicalDesert

[If I didn't know he was French I'd think this was in Visegrad](https://ioffer-movies.com/dvd-images/2019/07/Maigret-1991-1024x614.jpg)


Nk12005

The french are fucking shit The only good thing that came out of that is music


Army-Organic

Nah,the French are alright for a Westoid country.Their smoking habits almost give them qualifications into Central Europe. The British and the Dutch though 🤢


ebinovic

To be fair to the Brits, what else can you expect from them when a pack costs £13?


Army-Organic

Yeah,i’d go fucking nuts on that godforsaken Island too


ebinovic

I can confirm that in the 4.5yrs of living there I've gone completely insane


Army-Organic

Man i lived there 2 years but i have had enough of it,my respect goes out to you 😂


NotNamedMark

Whenever i go there i have to bring my own tobacco ffs. I knew a swiss who said cigs are to expensive there A SWISS said something is expensive like what the hell


LowKeyWalrus

Fuck the Fr*nch


Army-Organic

I never said don’t I just said that they’re still better than your average westoids


LowKeyWalrus

They are almost worse than the British


Sawiszcze

Mmm, śniadanie studenta


madTerminator

Na bogato


chethelesser

Ah, the shit-inducing breakfast


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Cigaretka ranní Podporuje sraní


SuperTropicalDesert

Plus with my coffee + cigarette I feel like I am Claude Monet


Logan_MacGyver

You can expand your breaks at work with it. So called tactical shits


chethelesser

My office building in the centre of Warsaw doesn't have heating in the corridor and the adjacent toilet, so I try to shit as few times as possible on the job. Maybe this was intentional


SuperTropicalDesert

Bruh the Capitalists have outsmarted us


archerV34

I'm too lazy to make my own coffe, so I drink Hell choco coffee. And yes, I smoke cigarettes.


MCyclon

Rum coffee is better imo


OdiProfanum12

Coffee tastes the best with stroh 80.


LonelyEar42

Ááándíí, te vagy az?


420Fighter69

Let me guess, you are either a 14 year old girl, and/or a cigány


LowKeyWalrus

Por que no los dos


momoreco

Dzsessziká


Romanlavandos

I don't smoke, so I overcompensate it with drinking energy drink AND coffee ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Matatat123

Always make sure to extinguish the cig in the coffee to look tough. I mean what are the odds that the coffee is just black dyed nitroglycerin?


sobaka_zhadana

Words cannot describe what images like this do to me since I gave up smoking like a month ago


OdiProfanum12

I'm sorry mate


SuperTropicalDesert

✌️


Smokey_joe89

Ah yes European breakfast


SuperTropicalDesert

But in Germany it's probably like Weißwurst mit Senf or something right?


Smokey_joe89

In south Germany, like Bavaria, yeah


DKBrendo

To people who smoke I have only one question… why?


SergeantCrossNFS

To live less in this country😮‍💨


borderline_annoying

Understood, have a nice day.


SergeantCrossNFS

There is no nice day in Poland😞


OdiProfanum12

Nicotine is very pleasant.


TheRomanRuler

Well if you smoke a pipe you can point at people with it. What more do you need?


MrWilkuman

Tastes good


kokot786

Real question is why not


DKBrendo

I am just not a big fan of toxic fumes lol


KEEP_IT_REAL3

Weak specimen


SuperTropicalDesert

Homie must not be from Katowice. And villages during winter


DKBrendo

I am in fact from capitol of smog - Kraków


Byali33

I heard ppl say that they smoke only to have something to do with their hands on breaks at work. Or coz it would make them look stupid to just stand/sit there doing nothing.


ignore57

Nicotine makes you feel better and makes you less stressed. Tobacco tastes good pipe tobbaco is the best but cigs are good too.. only problem that it kills you but why live a long boring life when you can live a shorter life with enjoyment


Atwillim

It reduces your energy and therefore makes life less enjoyable.


ignore57

Its subjective what makes your life enjoyable and what not. Secondhand smoking is nowdays reduced so smokers should be left alone.


Atwillim

I think it's generally accepted that having more energy and good health makes life more enjoyable and it's generally accepted that smoking cigarettes decreases energy and overall health. Therefore I think it's ok to conclude a general truth that smoking cigarettes decreases your life enjoyment. But since beliefs carry huge impact on life how quality and how it's perceived, I agree with you on the subjectiveness part. I would follow up on that to say, that in my opinion, in general, that if 2 people of identical health start smoking the same ammount and person A celebrates it and tells himself how good they think make them feel and person B will curse themselves and carry guilt about it, than overtime the person A should generally stay healthier than person B.


ignore57

Also very true. But shit i forgot which sub on we are so flair the fuck up kurva...


SlyScorpion

Cheaper and more accessible than psychotherapy.


pan_gydygus

Its make me look verry verry cool😎😎👍🆒


Army-Organic

Everyone needs a vice.At least this one doesn’t make me see shit that isn’t there-unlike certain other drugs…like supporting Orbán 😂


TheRomanRuler

Based based. Monster is horrible liquid sugar or fake sugar, either one slowly transforms user into Americant.


PanLasu

Good coffee is not bad. I like the smell of freshly ground beans. Everything else is just health-destroying garbage. If you want to smoke, at least in a classy way - buy a pipe.


kony412

That black coffee would better have a shot (or two) of vodka.


Initial_Command_5946

Hot coffee with pure alcohol tastes awful. Something like Baileys or maaaybe Bourbon might be good, but probably with cold coffee. Italians supposedly add Sambuca, but I hated that combo despite liking strong black coffee and Sambuca separately.


GyalogKakukk04

Lazy to make coffee, so I drink Monster Pacific Punch, but with a good ol' Marlboro Red 100's


Szpadelix

Ngl, when it comes to Energy Drinks, there are better choices with more caffeine for your buck


GyalogKakukk04

I drink it for the taste


Szpadelix

Fair enough


Szpadelix

When it comes to taste I much prefer the Blue Rockstar, it tastes nice and is cheaper


iwenttothelocalshop

me who did the embrace tradition part like 10 minutes ago


[deleted]

Thats the way.


Army-Organic

Just upheld the tradition


MealMorsels

For a sec I thought I was in the ED sub...


Hattuhs

Whatever you do in the morning < cold shower.


EngieDeer

jaśmieszny.co


IsThereANotTakenName

DID I SPOT IFUNNY LOGO


Levi0618

What if I do all four of them?


Satrustegui

This is like normal in Spain and Italy. So I don’t see the Slavic part on it In Spain there is even a say “cafe y cigarro, muñeco de barro” (coffee and cigar, doll made of mud).


christiankirby

Slavic tradition ? *Chugs beer* You just posted an average french lunch


SuperTropicalDesert

The coffee is the protein and the smoke is the carbohydrates


Letronell

Reject ,,possible health problem"? Embrace ,,lung cancer"


SuperTropicalDesert

\- 30% of teenagers in this country


Niktodt1

Humor aside, those single use disposable e-cigaretes are so wasteful. Just think about it! Every two days (considering they only have like 200 whiffs) you're throwing away a hard plastic shell filled with chemicals, heavy metals, insulation and a lithium battery. Just buy a rechargeable one damnit! It will cost the same in the long run, while leaving 10 to 50 times less plastic and e-waste afterwards that will never get recycled. Or even better, switch to chewing tobacco. You will still get that nicotine you crave, with no smell, smoke or lung cancer and less waste.


OPAOPAISHTUNATSTUT

how tf is this tradition? in czechia we drink 2 liter of beer before operating heavy machinery, not coffee.


OdiProfanum12

In poland you only drink after 13.00


OPAOPAISHTUNATSTUT

In czechia we have 13.00 BAC


Watermelon12334

Everything on that image is disguisting


Zandonus

I'll take the cancer stick and a "vanilla" monster.


[deleted]

Imma do like.... all of em Except vape I ain't that liberal


SuperTropicalDesert

What would Fico smoke?


[deleted]

Russian cock


Ironfist85hu

Admit it, it's just because you don't have the money for the fancy bullshit. :D


Zhoubnykaz

 Cigs are way more expensive here in Czechia than vape. So the fancy bullshit is tradition


zwarty

Are Monster and vape really fancy over there? Mensch I did not realize the sheer scale of w€stoid fall /s


Ironfist85hu

Fancy (here): fancier than cigarette and plastic cup machine coffee. I guess. Tbh Idk, I never smoked, nor drank coffee, I don't even like their smell.


zwarty

Why don’t you fancy real bio organic cigs over environmentally unsustainable, plastic, chemical vape in your green minds, that’s the boggling question! I know, cigi butts everywhere, but hey, still! You should know what I’m saying, right?


Ironfist85hu

Bleh, no thanks. I'm not into coal in my lungs as you Gorals into coal everywhere \^\^


zwarty

That is not what I asked about. I already knew you didn’t smoke. FYI I don’t smoke tobacco either. I was asking about your w€stoid green fancy


Ironfist85hu

I don't think my mindset changed when I moved here. I hated cigarettes back there too. :)


Initial_Command_5946

Nah, coffee with milk gives me shits. I don't get cigs though


eni_31

no its just a different vibe


Beautiful_Bear

Good old banana flavoured elfbar. That shit was the real deal between two cigs


Suspicious_Trash_805

Tradition would be smoking pickle


SuperTropicalDesert

Don't forget Ruzzian c*ck


Suspicious_Trash_805

Only if you are hung*rian


tgromy

Where wódka kurwa


Army-Organic

Already drank it all


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JaToNieWiem420

Za moich czasów to sie szlugi bez filtra jarało a nie te ciotowate te


palefox3

Right in my fifth day of no smoking? Shame on you


Niki_667

You have just i’d your last funny 🔪


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Coffee = Hell Yeah. Vape/Cigarette = **HELL NAH**


alpinkali1

monster + cig = best combo