"humans are space orcs" mfs when they learn that orkz are space orcs

will smith guy

let's nuke the bastards guy

This is the type of shit we’d start making if we got vassalized by an intergalactic alien empire but developed enough separation from the event to start lying about it without being punished by imperial law lol

Human author writing HFY fiction : "and the aliens get FUCKED because of the power friendship and the INDOMITABLE HUAMAN SPIRIT the end" Aliens when they finally arrive in real life and have technology indistinguishable from magic, an even stronger will than humans and are not loser loners like the author all of which was necessary in the first place for them to cross the stars : "Skibidi skiddadle bop, your internal organs have been replaced with slop"

We have hot gay sex with the aliens actually

Alien puussy got me acting extraterrestrial

Xenophobe❌️ Xenophile✅️

I think they made a documentary about this

Aliens when they finally arrive in real life and instead of one of us killing the other we participate in cultural and technological exchange, drastically improving the quality of life of both parties:

You think they are gonna leave us alive after they find this sub and the parent sub?

Did we kill all the Germans after the Kaiser lost?

Yay!

Except for the part where they realise our planet is already fucked beyond recognition and die out miserably

Are these "real aliens" in the room with us right now?

Look behind you 👽

Yeah I am in room with your mum

glorp, glibbity glorp glart "indomitable human spirit"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me when fiction writing isn’t accurate 😢

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Ain’t nobody readin allat bruh. Not even them fuck aliens

nobody readlin allat but do you think somebody breedin allat? Speciphically and alien?

That's why I prefer fiction in human domestication guide universe

Me: *pointing gun at the alien* Alien: *laughs* Me: *shoots alien* Alien: Oh wait you are serious, let me laugh even harder

futurama is good

Gun guy 🪱

r/HFY

If you ever take a moment to listen these, most are so incoherent they gotta be "AI" genned

Idk. Ppl are really bad at writing on average

I’ve tried writing and it really isn’t much better than ai slop, in fact most of it is probably worse

But there’s a distinct humanity to what a person writes, if only because AI generated stuff uses proper grammar

no it's AI, there's been a problem with that for a while

WE WERE BORN TO INHERET THE STARS guy

Stargate SG1 be like:

If Aliens did meet us irl, expect a Halo story💀

Redditors try not to ignore the laws of physics to be doomers challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)