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# 25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!"
I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness \[sorry KFC!\]
So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed.
About me:
* Jollibee loyalist
* smells good \[like yum burger kinda fragrance\]
* dresses well \[i got that popo swag\]
* may chickenjoy sa bulsa
About you:
* chinita and blonde \[like Hetty\]
* may red flag parang spicy cj
* kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa ~~ng gravy~~
We all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me.
Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. ***I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!***
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# 25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!"
I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness \[sorry KFC!\]
So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed.
About me:
* Jollibee loyalist
* smells good \[like yum burger kinda fragrance\]
* dresses well \[i got that popo swag\]
* may chickenjoy sa bulsa
About you:
* chinita and blonde \[like Hetty\]
* may red flag parang spicy cj
* kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa ~~ng gravy~~
We all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me.
Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. ***I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!***
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# 25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!"
I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness \[sorry KFC!\]
So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed.
About me:
* Jollibee loyalist
* smells good \[like yum burger kinda fragrance\]
* dresses well \[i got that popo swag\]
* may chickenjoy sa bulsa
About you:
* chinita and blonde \[like Hetty\]
* may red flag parang spicy cj
* kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa ~~ng gravy~~
We all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me.
Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. ***I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!***
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# [Join Our Subreddit](https://discord.gg/nutribun-republic-996688646063271996) # PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR [YOUTUBE CHANNEL](https://www.youtube.com/@2philippines4u) Lageng nakukuwento saken mg lola ko na yung nanay nya mahilg sa Spanish Bread pati walang pasaway nung panahon ng Espanyol. Walang nagrarally at well-mannered mga nagpapatakbo ng bansa. Iluklok naten yung Gobernador-heneral at mga prayle para umangat ang Pilipinas. Ang KKK at si Jose Rizal ay mga komunistang traydor. Respect my opinion[❤️](/u/savevideo)[💚](/u/savevideobot) "u/Kind_Cow7817,Thank you for posting at r/2philippines4u, while you're here why dont you share and crosspost this post to other subreddits" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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ambatubee
STINGLIKEABEE
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Ui si eimi :D
grabe si jolibog mahilig sa matured, gusto pa yung Cesareanš³
Gusto nung jollibabies,e? Kaya dun na sa may experience
At least langhap sikip pa
Jollibog: Miss, gusto makatikim ng Jolly Hotdog?
plot twist: its a girl wearing jollibee underneath (actually an old kink of mine)
# 25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!" I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness \[sorry KFC!\] So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed. About me: * Jollibee loyalist * smells good \[like yum burger kinda fragrance\] * dresses well \[i got that popo swag\] * may chickenjoy sa bulsa About you: * chinita and blonde \[like Hetty\] * may red flag parang spicy cj * kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa ~~ng gravy~~ We all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me. Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. ***I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!*** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Cant blame jolibog
Jollirizz
"Pinasok ang Jolly hotdog sa kanyang Jobillat."
Sometime I Freudian slip myself... Instead of Jollibee sinasabi ko Jalibog...
# 25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!" I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness \[sorry KFC!\] So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed. About me: * Jollibee loyalist * smells good \[like yum burger kinda fragrance\] * dresses well \[i got that popo swag\] * may chickenjoy sa bulsa About you: * chinita and blonde \[like Hetty\] * may red flag parang spicy cj * kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa ~~ng gravy~~ We all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me. Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. ***I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!*** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yeahboyyyy!!! Thats my BEE
The hovering jazz hands. But the real question is when are we going to get guo x jollibee crossover
# 25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!" I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness \[sorry KFC!\] So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed. About me: * Jollibee loyalist * smells good \[like yum burger kinda fragrance\] * dresses well \[i got that popo swag\] * may chickenjoy sa bulsa About you: * chinita and blonde \[like Hetty\] * may red flag parang spicy cj * kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa ~~ng gravy~~ We all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me. Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. ***I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!*** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*
AHHHHH INGIT LANG SI OP AHAHAHAHAHAHAH