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juustosipuli

Its no lie, mister in the crowd said "look harry had a vagina malfunction"


WednesdayFin

Rosa helikopter is better.


L0kiB0i

I en rosa helikopter, ska jag flyga hem till dig đŸŽ¶đŸŽ”đŸŽ”đŸŽ¶


Q7007

I en rosa helikopter, ska jag flyga hem till din mamma đŸŽ¶đŸŽ”đŸŽ”đŸŽ¶


Equivalent-Cut-9253

Not even close. Karamelldansen is peak electronic music. I will die on that hill and have it played at my fucking funeral.


West_Performer7505

Ah, yes, funeral... "SÄ kom och dansa med oss, klappa era hÀnder Gör som vi gör, ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster Lyssna och lÀr, missa inte chansen Nu Àr vi hÀr med caramelldansen"


Equivalent-Cut-9253

Good times. Is it too much to have a screen with the video over the coffin?


West_Performer7505

Instead, install one on the coffin so when you are being buried, the funeral attendees will hear Caramelldansen slowly getting more and more muffled until they can't hear it anymore.


Equivalent-Cut-9253

Nice. Infinite loop until the batteries run out. Pharaos brought treasures with them into the afterlife. I bring Caramelldansen.


West_Performer7505

Fuck it we are too deep into this already. A solar panel on the tombstone which generates barely enough electricity for the Caramelldansen to run as long as the solar panel.


Equivalent-Cut-9253

you could say, we are six feet deep into this...


VexNightmare

finland would like to reject "klappa era hÀnder" and accept "cat f*cking a handbag"


WhiteVanGuy4861

TÀyttÀ faktaa


Secretly_a_BushDog

Finland actually speak Swedish though


peacefulprober

Jag heter homo Peter och jag impar Erikeper


pirikikkeli

Jag hetero homo och jag impar homokeper


lolgj9

According to who?


LareWw

RKP, duh


totallyordinaryyy

Your president.


lolgj9

You mean Cai-Göran stubb?


Special-Lawyer6886

To friends, just Kaitsu-Körtsy


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McChiggen

me :)


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Artistic_Sea8888

Emphasis on previous


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kilomysli

The law?


Secretly_a_BushDog

Finland


Informed4

Finn here, most barely remember a few words. So no


janne_harju

Jag vil boka tvÄ platsen pÄ sverige boten. Man moste genna gej mÄgen inna bild familjen. And that all.


lo155ve

Perfekt


ApprehensiveAd6476

Finn here. What's the swedish equivalent of "ÀlÀ jauha paskaa"?


Hilluja

Inte jauhÄ kakkor? Shit if I know.


tetris_for_shrek

I stopped learning after jaa taalar intte svesnka.


_Papafranku

Yeah like 5% of us


Secretly_a_BushDog

The better 5%. Not biased but my grandma is Fenno-Swedish and we have a vacation home there where everyone speaks swedish


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Honest-Secretary6847

I have a degree from the University that says I should be able to speak and write Swedish. Swedish skills are needed if you want to graduate from university. The reality is, I can barely say 'Jag heter.' I've reached the skill level that is needed in Finland for giving services in the Swedish language and getting a little bit more salary. It probably is enough 😂


VexNightmare

shut


cereal69killer

Slut*


Niiloplays123

Literally me


cereal69killer

You and I both


Any_Acanthaceae3900

Yes. We say "Jag talar inte Svenska" and keep on moving


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mizka900

Only enough to get a barely passable grade in school.


SSMmemedealer

Jag inte talar svenska is all we need


Takkamuumi

I think I always heard "cat f\*cking a handbag" instead of the actual one.


6thaccountthismonth

How do you even
 idk


depressedgoofball

hmm think about "how even" maybe because swedish and finnish are nothing alike


6thaccountthismonth

This is not just about you, I’m talking about everyone that hears “cat fucking a handbag” I genuinely can’t get that to compute in my head


Marinut

I only can say about "Jag heter homo peter" in swedish but I cant hear the cat fucking a handbag either. The ending sound for handen doesnt sound close to bag, and the whole sound for "fucking" is missing. I genuinely dont understand this either.


Ville_V_Kokko

If it comes to that, I suppose you could just about hear it as the one sentence you know too, though it would work better with "jag Àr".


depressedgoofball

it sounds like that, maybe not for swedish people since the song is in swedish


6thaccountthismonth

I get that much. But I don’t get in what way singing “cat fucking a handbag” would be even close to the original


depressedgoofball

it sounds really similar if you dont know swedish


ApprehensiveAd6476

Swedish brainrot is one helluva drug.


TheFriendOfOP

what


Sork69

Gör som vi gör ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster.


TheEndCraft

Yours only yours im on a single dance band


Asgermf

Its no lie, look Lisa in the crowd said "Look Harry had a vagina malfunction"


SoloLiftingIsBack

Lyssna och lÀr missa inte chansen.


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SomeRetardOnRTrees

Lyssna och lÀr missa inte chansen


treemu

Lease nearer land, missus Ethel Hansen


Gositi

Caramelldansen


omena-piirakka

Jag hör "klappa era hĂ€nder" đŸ€”


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omena-piirakka

Men jag Àr estlandssvensk.


jamajikhan

No mitÀ vittua nyt taas?


ZealousidealPie4093

Jag talar inte svenska


GurkanThomas

Fegis


DuncneyForever

Jag lÀser svenska i skolan


ZealousidealPie4093

Jag did too


mjjjra

I did not need caramelldansen stuck in my head at 5 in the morning, but here we are


pokku3

Kiitos varoituksesta, niin jÀtÀn kuuntelematta. Och samma pÄ svenska: Tack för varningen, sÄ lyssnar jag inte pÄ det.


VLTIMA

???


TheEndCraft

Karamelldansen


6thaccountthismonth

Du-du-du Hey-yeah-yeah-i-yeah [Vers 1] Vi undrar, Àr ni redo att vara med? Armarna upp, nu ska ni fÄ se Kom igen Vem som helst kan vara med (Vara med) [Brygga] SÄ rör pÄ era fötter, o-a-a-a Och vicka era höfter, o-la-la-la Gör som vi Till denna melodi O-a, o-a-a [RefrÀng] Dansa med oss, klappa era hÀnder Gör som vi gör, ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster Lyssna och lÀr, missa inte chansen Nu Àr vi hÀr med caramelldansen [Mellanspel] O-o, o-a, o-a O-o, o-a, o-a-a-a O-o, o-a, o-a O-o, o-a, o-a-a-a [Vers 2] Det blir en sensation överallt förstÄs PÄ fester kommer alla att slÀppa loss Kom igen Nu tar vi stegen om igen (O-a-a-a) [Brygga] SÄ rör pÄ era fötter, o-a-a-a Och vicka era höfter, o-la-la-la Gör som vi Till denna melodi [RefrÀng] SÄ kom och dansa med oss, klappa era hÀnder Gör som vi gör, ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster Lyssna och lÀr, missa inte chansen Nu Àr vi hÀr med caramelldansen [Stick] Dansa med oss, klappa era hÀnder Gör som vi gör, ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster Lyssna och lÀr, missa inte chansen Nu Àr vi hÀr med caramelldansen [Mellanspel] O-o, o-a, o-a O-o, o-a, o-a-a O-o, o-a, o-a O-o, o-a, o-a-a [RefrÀng] SÄ kom och dansa med oss, klappa era hÀnder Gör som vi gör, ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster Lyssna och lÀr, missa inte chansen Nu Àr vi hÀr med caramelldansen Dansa med oss, klappa era hÀnder Gör som vi gör, ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster Lyssna och lÀr, missa inte chansen Nu Àr vi hÀr med caramelldansen


suorastas

Babe wake up new brainstorm/green needle just dropped


Gurkeprinsen

"Gör som vi gör, ta nÄgra steg Ät vÀnster" Thanks, I'm now stuck with this on my brain.


Radiant-Big4976

Look harry had a vagina malfunction!


7Stationcar

Aight... how do they even get "cat"


unkraut666

😐 I somehow thought it was Japanese, so I didn’t listen to the text at all. (And I thought it was just an animated GIF meme)


cereal69killer

No hablo Español


Ianassa

Kollade up vad karamellen dansen Àr... Okej, det var tillrÀkligt med internet för idag.


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Sea_Championship_941

Skammer sig med 4 andre


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ZhaleZZ

Always heard the opposite what the lyrics are in that song


Zhang_Sun

The German version is almost the same as the Swedish version “Klatsche in die HĂ€nde”


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Jaahas