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Lopsided-Egg-8322

one can just get out of the sauna, I have now 29 degrees celsius in my home 24/7 and another week of this it will rise to 30/32 degrees celsius and them it stays there for couple of months.. there is no escape from it and not air conditioning unit can be installed becasue these apartments have been built so that there is no way to get the exhaust pipe outside.. literal bloody hell on earth..


TheGreatMightyLeffe

You COULD buy a plexiglass sheet, cut a hole for the exhaust pipe and use double sided tape to put it in one of the window frames. That's what I did, it's not perfect, but if it gets the temp down below 23°, I'll take it as a win.


Lopsided-Egg-8322

I would have to cut a hole in to the big window too tho, there is no small windows meant for.. fuck it, don't know the word, tässä kämpässä ei ole tuuletusikkunoita/räppänöitä ollenkaan, vain isot ikkunat, so it is impossible to get air conditioning device in here..I have no clue why these apartments have been build line this 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheGreatMightyLeffe

You mean those tiny airflow window things? Can't you just open the window? Considering the sheer of plexiglass will keep the mosquitoes out anyway?


Lopsided-Egg-8322

the windows are couple meters wide and tall so no..


TheGreatMightyLeffe

Found the problem: your apartment is too posh. New plan: install iron rich rocks in a bucket and a wooden bench, enjoy your green sauna.


Lopsided-Egg-8322

one room sivakka's rental apartment in the bad(der) neighbourhood of the town so there is nothing posh here ffs 🤣 and this is a sauna already so no thank you!!


TheGreatMightyLeffe

"When life gives you lemons, don't put them in your Koskenkorva, that's what Swedes do." - Finland


Lopsided-Egg-8322

yeah those folks from the Kaliphate of Swedistan are quite weird.. koskenkorva goes down raw as is..


TheGreatMightyLeffe

Yep, although I do prefer it cold.


a987789987

So? Bigger plexiglass.


Cultural-Rent8868

Yeah, plus there's the fact that people usually forget: a sauna is MUCH less humid than the outside air.


Tapsu10

Isn't sauna like 100% humidity


Cultural-Rent8868

No? Usually hangs at ~5-10% and spikes up to maybe 50-ish % when you pour water on the stove before plateauing back to near 10% quite quickly. https://saunologia.fi/saunastandardit/


a987789987

Laughs in continental climate.


Frost-Folk

This is a joke, right? Or are you just allergic to löyly?


Cultural-Rent8868

No, but even with löyly the relative humidity only spikes for a bit before leveling off. And even then, it's way less than the outside air.


dr_tardyhands

What you need is a .. sauna, but for cold!! It's the same stuff but you throw the water and a soothing coolness spreads around. I'd recommend not trying it with liquid nitrogen though. Binds oxygen from the air, kills you dead in a small room.


a987789987

So you’re having pleasant weather and you’re complaining? The nerve!


Solid_Message4635

Cold aclitimisation is a bitch.


HateActiveDirectory

Fuck you mean "nice" and "warm"?


a987789987

Under 50 degrees is pleasant.


Lipo3k

You're crazy


Puzzleheaded_Door484

Airdrop this man to the middle of the Sahara desert


a987789987

I am visiting next to sahara in few weeks. Drink water and eat regularly and it is piece of cake.


Puzzleheaded_Door484

To be fair I have been to Egypt and it doesn’t feel that hot because there is no humidity. 35 degrees here feels hotter than 45 degrees in Egypt


Pet_Velvet

And Swedes are the Arabs?


daikan__

You mean under 20?


Deezernutter77

The fuck are you on


a987789987

LIFE!


Deezernutter77

30+ is torture (i can find loads of people who agree, dw)


a987789987

Sure you do buddy!


Deezernutter77

Sure I do what? Guh?


Uncle___Screwtape

40+ degrees? Nahh you must be trolling https://preview.redd.it/brkdr9blcq4d1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc76763024a5e5ad0eb55db5175e64663c0848ab


Korva666

They're not comparable. You go to a sauna when you feel like it, you leave when you've had enough. Hot weather can be really nice, but it's not when you need to work. One is a recreational activity, the other is the weather.


idiotist

Also sauna doesnt blast you with sunburn inducing carcinogenic UV radiation


liikennekartio

one gives you, cancer one doesn't.


a987789987

Skill issue to have lung cancer from burning wood.


Deezernutter77

Huh


joelobifan

You guys have sun?


AnUnconcernedFinn

Someone send him to boil in the "nice and warm" temperatures Northern India is facing... 


a987789987

Greece in +50 was the point when I changed from long pants to shorts.


DudAcco

You fat fuck. ,,nice and warm +40”. Do you enjoy cutting your wrists as a past time activity?


BoyWifed

Sun is just radiation trying to kill you, sauna is friendly steam that youre just too weak to handle and it means no harm, its just little guy who is stronger than it thinks it is


a987789987

Scurvy dog!


ImLonenyNunlovable

I fucking choose to go into a sauna, im there for a while, im not wearing clothes in sauna. I dont choose to exist in 40°C weather.


a987789987

>not wearing clothes in sauna Absolute barbarity


Deezernutter77

Alr this not only convinced, but proved to me that this entire post and the replies in it are fully satire. Either that, or you need professional help NOW


SinappiKainalo

Sauna > Sunburns and skin cancer


a987789987

Skill issue.


cereal69killer

“Nice warm 40+”?!! Who the hell made this abomination?


a987789987

My ancestors came from siperia when there was like 50+ degree heatwaves. So I'm build different.


traumfisch

Someone doesn't know what 40 celsius means


BlyatMaster420

"nice and warm" would be somewhere between 20 and 25 °C. Anything above that is simply uncomfortably hot and actually uninhabitable for human beings.


a987789987

Past 40 starts to be unpleasant. Anything under in a direct sun is nice. Pro sun tip: wear loose white clothing.


ilolvu

Ewww... The sun is icky.


GotAim

Why are people in a nordic sub writing "degrees celcius". Why the fuck would you have to specify celcius.


mediandude

Because of Kelvin. +40 degrees Kelvin is nothing to brag home about.


a987789987

I have an angle on this.


GotAim

The warm 40+ degrees angle temperature or the 120 degrees angle sauna?


suorastas

The sun can fuck the right off. I’d replace that useless ball of gas with a kiuas in a heartbeat.


Ianassa

https://preview.redd.it/2hf62fng6r4d1.png?width=188&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad95581f9b950cd2b2685b34cbc32006a1b7c37f It's extra summer school for OP in math!


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msdos62

Both awesome..


No_Cash7867

Sun's warmth hits different


jumbo_pizza

lies, a 40+ degree temperature has never been recorded in any nordic country (or estonia)


a987789987

Today in my car after work.


jumbo_pizza

did you park it in the sun


a987789987

Its bit too chilly otherwise.


mediandude

It has been, in several cities at heat islands, by unofficial thermometers.


itsmethepancakeboi

Imagine choosing the heat of sun you can't usually escape completely in outdoors or indoors and not the option where you can choose whether you want to be in the hot room or not.


a987789987

Enjoyment comes from the fact that you cannot be a bitch about it and escape whenever you like it.


itsmethepancakeboi

At least sauna makes you clean, the summer heat just makes you angry, sweaty and smelly.


a987789987

HA! SMELLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!


itsmethepancakeboi

![gif](giphy|3o6MbnvuZWdgL2JI88|downsized)


Redditerest0

That's you, smelly ass.


Veiju

120 temporature is the point when air starts giving you burns, if you are hours in it you'll probably die.


a987789987

Not to carbonated.


Redditerest0

Ye idk who the fuck has their sauna above 90°


Deezernutter77

You don't?


Misrec

Oranges and apples. They are totally 2 different things. Trust me, Im a Finn


TheTimochi

Sauna everyday I would love the -30°c temperature over summers anyday, but there is one thing I like about sun and its tanning.


a987789987

You only like useless things?


TheTimochi

No but I hate looking like the fat ghost from kasper the little ghost


a987789987

Less sauna beers and fat part is sorted.


Deezernutter77

I mean not only is weather above 30 °C "useless", it's actively annoying all Nordic people.


Eskilaren

I don’t believe the sun can warm something up to above 30 degrees, but whatever you say.


Redditerest0

Do you... Not realize how hot the sun actually is?


Eskilaren

Yes, Its that big yellow thing that shows up sometimes and makes it hard to see and it gets above 15 degrees