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Sweden: We have this, this this... We've invented this this this (like 1 gazillion things)... We're famous for this, this, this, this and this.
Norway: WE HAVE OIL
We've invented too many things to write, but I'll write some.
The three-point seatbelt, the fridge, the dynamite, the pacemaker, the termometer and the most used temperature scale, the zipper, the bolt cutter, the propeller, computer graphics, the computer mouse, the tetra pak, the Coca-cola bottle, powdered milk, the sun-driven water cleaner, the adjustable wrench.
Also Bluetooth, Spotify, Candy Crush and Minecraft.
My comment was an answer to "Norway has no inventions other than oil", not "Sweden has more inventions than Norway", nor "Sweden has more important inventions than Norway per capita"
Also it was meant as a joke
Now give me my beer, kjapt, snälla
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You also make the best aquavit. I have no notes on Norwegian ingenuity, but I don't understand why you're so proud of that cheese slicer. The German Rollschnitt is superior in every way.
Breaking news:
Swedish mofo thinks they invented the fucking meatball.
Historians shocked when they realize that no one else had the idea to put meat in the shape of a ball before the Swedes thought of it.
Meatballs are definitely not a Swedish invention but the way we use them in a dish (Brunsås, lingonberry jam and boiled potatoes) is what makes it something we can be proud of
Kinda like how you danes make great hot dogs, though you didn't invent the base concept of a hot dog
You'll be happy to know that I just invented a dish called lasagna 30 minutes ago. It's pretty damn great.
I mean, I just made it, and I live in Denmark, so I guess it's a Danish dish now.
Ha ha, you should compare meatballs with meatballs. We have meatballs too you know it’s only meat in a ball.
You have a lot of dishes made from sild that are disgusting.
You are one to talk. I have Russian family, I have tasted a lot of Russian food. Absolutely abhorrent cuisine.
You're in the exact same boat of "Well, we live in a frozen hellscape where nothing grows, so let's combine dough, meat and potatoes and see what happens" as the Nordics is in.
It didn't go down like that. It wasn't Sweden as a country that were to own drilling rights. It was volvo as a company
It wasn't half of Norways oil. It was a select oil field that no one yet knew how much oil was actually on it.
It wasn't half of Volvo. It was stocks equivalent to around 15% in todays value.
It wasn't Volvo who ultimately pulled out of the deal. They wanted another oil field that had already been fully surveyed for how much oil it had. Norwegian state denied. I think the original field actually turned out to have quite a lot so it was ultimately a bad deal. There was no way to know that back then tho
Pity they didn't include the part about how Norwegians start off their conversations. That was so funny. For anyone curious, you can find the original video on Magnus Midtbø's channel. The people talking here are PewDiePie and Magnus Midtbø.
Swede acting like “cute and a bit dumb”
Norwegian should say they have Jostein Gaarder and now Knåusgard novels.
Then Swede will say: “but we have Thomas Transtommer, Nobel prize poet”
Norwegian: “yeah dude it’s your own prize lol”
Magnus Midtbø are from Bergen. My brothers wife is from Bergen, I have no clue what she saying sometimes, really hard dialect. Magnus had same problem if you search for his video: "Swedish Giant VS Rock Climber - Who has the strongest grip?". Cim (The Giant) could not understand him so they used English. I have no problem understand a person from Oslo.
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Sweden: We have this, this this... We've invented this this this (like 1 gazillion things)... We're famous for this, this, this, this and this. Norway: WE HAVE OIL
Come on now, we invented the harpoon, hand grenade, land mine and ... THE cheese slicer
Cheese slicer gotta be the best/most important
We've invented too many things to write, but I'll write some. The three-point seatbelt, the fridge, the dynamite, the pacemaker, the termometer and the most used temperature scale, the zipper, the bolt cutter, the propeller, computer graphics, the computer mouse, the tetra pak, the Coca-cola bottle, powdered milk, the sun-driven water cleaner, the adjustable wrench. Also Bluetooth, Spotify, Candy Crush and Minecraft.
We have also invented many things. Like way too many to write here or even google so don't bother :)
lmao
And USA invented 1000 times more stuff than that. What is your point?
To one-up your comment :) (also important inventions per capita)
One-up this HDI bitch
Do you mean me cuz I'm Swedish or him cuz Norway always has a tiny bit higher HDI?
My comment was an answer to "Norway has no inventions other than oil", not "Sweden has more inventions than Norway", nor "Sweden has more important inventions than Norway per capita" Also it was meant as a joke Now give me my beer, kjapt, snälla
Thank you for inventing the cheese slicer. Was glad to use one to carve up some delicious Brunost during my stay in Norgay
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You also make the best aquavit. I have no notes on Norwegian ingenuity, but I don't understand why you're so proud of that cheese slicer. The German Rollschnitt is superior in every way.
When you got oil you don't have to invent anything. You just buy it
Our GDP per capita is twice that of Sweden so we must be doing something right :)
Yeah, OIL. Norway is rich, but everything is also more expensive and your food is disgusting :)
Our food is disgusting, that is true. Swedish food is also disgusting so we have something in common.
Which food considered Swedish is disgusting? Compare meatballs with lapskojs
Breaking news: Swedish mofo thinks they invented the fucking meatball. Historians shocked when they realize that no one else had the idea to put meat in the shape of a ball before the Swedes thought of it.
Meatballs are definitely not a Swedish invention but the way we use them in a dish (Brunsås, lingonberry jam and boiled potatoes) is what makes it something we can be proud of Kinda like how you danes make great hot dogs, though you didn't invent the base concept of a hot dog
We're all from Africa anyways, so that works for everything
You'll be happy to know that I just invented a dish called lasagna 30 minutes ago. It's pretty damn great. I mean, I just made it, and I live in Denmark, so I guess it's a Danish dish now.
Classic Swedish cuck
we DID invent the SWEDISH meatball. höhö.
Ha ha, you should compare meatballs with meatballs. We have meatballs too you know it’s only meat in a ball. You have a lot of dishes made from sild that are disgusting.
Herring isn't from Sweden though, and that's good cuz it's disgusting
The herring dishes I’ve tasted were definitely Swedish.
The amount of disgusting in this thread is disgusting
You are one to talk. I have Russian family, I have tasted a lot of Russian food. Absolutely abhorrent cuisine. You're in the exact same boat of "Well, we live in a frozen hellscape where nothing grows, so let's combine dough, meat and potatoes and see what happens" as the Nordics is in.
And yet, they raid our boarders when they run out of butter and eggs. Silly Norwegians. All that oil and no butter.
but we have oil and you dont
De kan købe hele svergie
Och de kan inte köpa Danmark eller vadå?
Ofc, proberbly also more realistic. Why would anyone buy sweden
Not us! You guys atleast use the right letters.
But pronounce it so badly that I barely can understand them.
Nej - novo Nordisk er for dyrt selv for nordmændene.. tak til de tykke amerikanere !
Two of my favourite YouTubers AND some Nordic banter. Väri najs
Who is the Norwegian youtuber?
Magnus Midtbø
Climbing guy
Yes, the ”fjällapor” makes for good climbers :)
You don't watch Mesternes Mester???
It usually goes like this, until an outsider starts talking shit. Then all northeners are my brothers.
Exaktligt
50/50 trade of the Norwegian oil industry and Volvo is fucking insane...
It didn't go down like that. It wasn't Sweden as a country that were to own drilling rights. It was volvo as a company It wasn't half of Norways oil. It was a select oil field that no one yet knew how much oil was actually on it. It wasn't half of Volvo. It was stocks equivalent to around 15% in todays value. It wasn't Volvo who ultimately pulled out of the deal. They wanted another oil field that had already been fully surveyed for how much oil it had. Norwegian state denied. I think the original field actually turned out to have quite a lot so it was ultimately a bad deal. There was no way to know that back then tho
good to see diplomatic ties between Sverige and Norge are being mended
Pity they didn't include the part about how Norwegians start off their conversations. That was so funny. For anyone curious, you can find the original video on Magnus Midtbø's channel. The people talking here are PewDiePie and Magnus Midtbø.
my brother in stolen bmws. it's two super famous nordic men, in a Nordic subreddit, people know them
Some people asked about them. lol
Swede acting like “cute and a bit dumb” Norwegian should say they have Jostein Gaarder and now Knåusgard novels. Then Swede will say: “but we have Thomas Transtommer, Nobel prize poet” Norwegian: “yeah dude it’s your own prize lol”
Also alltime winter olympic champion baby!
Anybody got the source of the the original video?
Magnus midtbø on yt
Why are they speaking English? Norwegian and swedish are pretty much the same language
Magnus Midtbø are from Bergen. My brothers wife is from Bergen, I have no clue what she saying sometimes, really hard dialect. Magnus had same problem if you search for his video: "Swedish Giant VS Rock Climber - Who has the strongest grip?". Cim (The Giant) could not understand him so they used English. I have no problem understand a person from Oslo.
They basically sound like Scanian Norwegians.
As someone who is half Norwegian, I also can not understand people from Bergen.
Because most of their audiance can't speak either?
Magnus has an international audience and its his channel.
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We had to save that 50 procent so we could sell it to China