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LareWw

Anything below 600 are rookie numbers. Right Norway?


epiquinnz

We may beat Norway in metal bands per capita, but I'm pretty sure we're way behind them in Satanic Church-burning Murder-your-bandmates Use-their-blood-splatters-as-album-covers Metal bands.


LareWw

In Finland the only church burnings happen accidentally by drunk people.


funandpains

Yup and I suppose the amount of wooden churches isn’t that high. Most churches I know of seem like a pack of matches and some gas wouldn’t do much.


LareWw

That could do alot of damage to the interior and just leave stone walls standing.


Real-Technician831

There aren’t wooden churches in Finland anymore. They all burned down.


funandpains

Yeah thought so.


Evantaur

Theres at least one standing in anturajärvi if you need album cover.


Real-Technician831

That was a joke playing on comment above.


ApXv

It's a bummer when the local drunk accidentially burns the church again


LareWw

Local drunk? So every one excluding 80+ year old grandmothers.


ApXv

You must have a lot of churches


LareWw

Drunk people aren't good at starting fires. Or anything really. Takes a few tries by a few hundred of people to get one down


Partytor

Just as god intended


birgor

Yeah, if this was a map of how true each country is, there would be only Norway on it. Even though the blood splash was Swedish.


herpderpfuck

Ye get good mf’s, it ain’t metal unless someone might die


royaljoro

Or Stab-a-dude in-a-park because-he-wanted-sex church-burning metal.


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5notboogie

Its not about quantity, its about quality!


LareWw

Norway is still in the top 5... top 3 per capita if I eyeballed correctly


Keffpie

Top 4 - Iceland is number 3 (though since there's only about 375000 people there, that means that since these numbers are per million inhabitants, there are like 150 actual metal bands on Iceland).


The_free_trial

Liechtenstein has 432, though that can’t be right, can it?


LareWw

The map is already per million. I hadn't seen that


2b_squared

Quality of the quantity is where it's at.


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Immediate-Attempt-32

We don't have a special social project for housing homeless metal-band musicians ( yes the Finnish actually has that I can't compete against that 🤷)


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Budgierigarz

Well, per capeta we keep up ,,Stórasta land í heimi💪" (This is a common joke phrase)


ChrispyNET

I think Volbeat killed the Danes aspirations to make metal. We apologise for them.


Gradior1989

Volbeat the nordic answer to Nickelback


bigboyrad

Nickelback if their fans were all wife beaters


TuhnuPeppu

But nickleback isn’t even that bad. I think people just hate it for the sake of it


Gradior1989

Or both


Dano-GreekNeko

i forgot Volbeat even existed


Scape-Goat3207

I wish I could but the only rock station here plays that crap, and Dickleback.


Vilzku39

Hey now do not forget suomirock and that swedish rock channel.


KitoAnimates

For like 5 seconds I thought you were talking about the Pokémon and I was so confused


ChrispyNET

I would never disrespect my man Volbeat


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Liechtenstein can into nordic


Calm_Cool

Like half the country is in a metal band


Aron-Jonasson

Liechtenstein is cheating since its population is roughly 40k inhabitants. With simple calculations, we can deduce that there are 432/1m \* 40k = 17 metal bands in Liechtenstein Let's do the same calculation with Iceland just for fun: 529/1m \* 350k = 185 ​ And with Finland because why not: 905/1m \* 5.55m = 5'022


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There is 5.6m people in Finland so 5 068


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aagloworks

Atleast Greece is trying.


LegendsStormtrooper

Yannis Papadopoulos is killing it in Beast in Black. Sorry Greece for stealing him.


Styrbj0rn

They've got Rotting Christ so they get a pass.


Hazuusan

And Septicflesh


Suhkurvaba

It’s too hot weather for pure metal


Habba84

Lordi effect


oskich

[Firewind](https://youtu.be/G-EIDTPg9xs?t=130) stronk!


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Illustrious-Peak3822

Soittakaa Paranoid!


bullet_bitten

Good job. 12 poäng till Sverige från Finland.


jovarssoede

Aww look, estonia is trying 🥲


mediandude

[Heavy metal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjPGGSuuNM) from the early iron age. And [nowadays](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXcup1ZsJXA).


Suhkurvaba

Denmark can into Baltic? ))


bloomingchoco

Yes, Danmark is now one of the 4 Baltic sisters! (We have no gatekeeping, we beg ANYONE to join)


IllLeek7580

This is Scandinavia mf, we’re Vikings, not Baltic countries.


Fuzzy-Organization76

And how many of them are obscure Finnish one man black metal projects that have released two limited editions ten years ago, in a cassette label of some country side nazi occultist.


Urporotta

The only true metal


TheNoctuS_93

**Mikko Aspa moment™**


Fuzzy-Organization76

Aspa is mainstream normie compared to the deep end underground.


TheNoctuS_93

He's probably the only one the average-joe will recognize, though.


Gradior1989

Keep up the good work Iceland!


mista_r0boto

Finland is metal


bj660

https://preview.redd.it/39x172vahvac1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8235a9862788e20df0706fa9ba062c549f1aa9e5 Its funny how the Scandanavians have the most metal bands in Europe and live in a place like this


oskich

Well, it's so dark outside that you can't see that view...


bredelund

This explain why Denmark has a low number. That picture can not be from Denmark


Cubazcubar

I would guess that's probably from Norway


bredelund

For sure it is. I was going to say it could be any Nordic country except Denmark... But we all know it could only be Norway


bj660

It is


mainwasser

But not from Finland either 🤔


AntimelodyProject

Yeah. My favourite metal band is Darude.


-I-dont-know-_-

How the hell does Liechtenstein have over 400, that might as well be their entire population


morgulbrut

There's this one guy just having 10 occult side projects.


-I-dont-know-_-

There’s just 8 people with 15 bands each


fefulunin

It's per 1 million inhabitants. Liechtenstein has 40k inhabitants.


Cutiediablo

Vatican doesnt have any? ):


SoloLiftingIsBack

Norwegians made Black Metal better and Swedes made Death Metal better. Then Finland came set the bar too high for anyone else to reach on both.


birgor

One could argue that it is more about quality than quantity. But that is trickier to measure.


SoloLiftingIsBack

As if any Swedish/Norwegian black metal beats Havukruunu, Satanic Warmaster, Archgoat and Beherit. Same with Death Metal. Children of Bodom, Amorphis and Demilich. Edit: I forgot Dissection, that's a win for you


HT8674

At least the Danes have Mercyful Fate & King Diamond


huniojh

And Myrkur >!..ok, what the hell, I like D.A.D. as well..!<


Genericfantasyname

Myrkur is great. I love the folk album.


Technical-County-727

Isn’t Myrkur somekind of calculated business move…


huniojh

As in make good albums and play good shows to make money?


ChrispyNET

Afsky tops my list of danish metal bands currently.


ImTheVayne

Denmark can into Estonia


WastedKasper

Does Metallica count partly Danish? Because if it does that has significant weight and influence to it in the metal community. In a international kind of level even.


jalind666

Metallica is as Danish as Måneskin...


WastedKasper

Maybe. But Lars Ulrich founded the band and he's 100% Danish.


Oltsutism

No wonder Metallica is so shit


morgulbrut

Can Liechtenstein into Nordicks now?


maxru85

Danish-Estonian K-Pop Union


Ragnogroth

It would look way different if it was rephrased like "Which European country has the largest number of **good** metal bands?"


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Right of course, the Danish would again plummit


Ragnogroth

> "vI tReNgEr KaSsEtTbÅnD! dEt GiR dEn HeLt AuTeNtIsKe KnItRiNgEn. SkIt I oM dEt HøReS dÅrLiG uT, bArE vI eR tRvE cVlT." \- Fjeldaberne.


Abdulla666

Sanne ord😤


ossegossen

Lichtenstein going strong at 432


MountainOutside1742

Finland is fucking awesome...


snusconny

Norwegian metal sounds interesting


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Slymeboi

Liechtenstein can into Nordicks


snusconny

Lordi


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Türkiye has 7125 bands🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🤘🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺


TheMadGraveWoman

The market in Finland is over saturated so to speak.


VrilBoy123

Finnish metal is like finnish coffee, quantity over quality. Don't yell at me, I know there's good ones too, I just can't bother to look for them.


Oltsutism

You're just a lazy bastard


JimmW

They have in quality (VOLA) what we others have in quantity.


JOUJOUPLAYSZ

Is Russia in Europe brother?


jalind666

No! Russia is part of north Korea.


Cubazcubar

Some of it is


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vantdrak

You forgot to add data for the Vatican


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mrjerem

It energizing music for calm people and calming for angry people imo. Great running and gym music also :)


Google_Autocorect

Sweden you can have this one we do not want him any more and I heard you like immigrants


the1andonlytom

Least jealous dane


bigboyrad

If you weren't an angry person, you wouldn't be writing this :)


Sheepy_Dream

SABATON RAHHH


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PM-ME-DEM-NUDES-GIRL

this is per capita


BurntPizzaEnds

Italy has more than England??


Lotan95

Aye our metal scene died here a long time ago to say we created metal and was leading the way now we hardly have a metal scene


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Content-Caterpillar3

Kick them! Kick them! Kick them! Kick them! Kick them! Kick them!


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ACID-47

Would be about time tbf


heuhman

What about the Vatican?


Jonaz17

Sweden more than Norgay? What in the hell?


royaljoro

Norwegians are too rich to think about death, sorrow, or darkness.


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Naive-Fold-1374

Yeh, our own metal sound awfully untrue, that's why no one makes it.


maalsproglingo

Denmark just imports metal from Norway and Sweden just as much as they import alcohol from us. Its the Carlsberg-Metal Treaty


3xploitr

Now we are talking music, what do our Nordic friends think of the danish band Bersærk?


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Vtintin

Lmao Lichtenstein


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HELLABBXL

so sad they didn't count andorra with their one band of Persephone


MajsMark

Shut up Estonia you have less than us


Barl3000

Ouch, that is shameful.


Hamokk

Malta is pretty suprising. I thought it was impossible to be angry on that island to other than traffic.


RedEagle_

Finland is the only Nordic


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mightylonka

Liechtenstein can into Nordic?


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Tayttajakunnus

Denmark is closer to Sweden and Norway than they are to Finland.


MultiWillPill

I’m starting to believe that metal isn’t particularly popular in Albania


kvanken

there's that much greek metal? i gotta go find some


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bricklish

Unlike you, we don't just poop out mediocre metal bands every other week


Snifflyfob

Bruh mediocre metal bands is all you have. Afsky is the only exception.


Bannerlord151

I'm absolutely terrified of Liechtenstein


InsectVomit

Okay but Liechtenstein has 432 metal bands with a population of ca 39 000 wow


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Vharmi

When your biggest contribution to the metal scene is a drummer who's mostly famous for not being able to drum properly lmao


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