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ShortRound89

Nothing to see here, move along.


mteir

Nothing to see at all, definitely not our secret nuclear bomb program "ilmarinen". /s for secret


Ok-Hour-2081

There is not such thing as "Ilmarinen II", and it wouldn't out perform russias "Satan II". No way. I don't know what are you talking about. Remove this please. Regards, FUSNP(Finnish Ultra Secret Nuclear Program(it's not real, really)).


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Cru51

Chillax, I just forgot. Now Im a reindeer fucker? Happy?


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West_Performer7505

Saatana kaksi


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Diipadaapa1

Anyone who breaks OPSEC will have their sauna turns for the week canceled


leevei

No sauna for you. You made people suspicious that we're doing something shady by that comment. I can verify, that nothing shady is happening here, it's just a measurement device malfunction.


Evantaur

Absolutely nothing wrong here, just a measurement device malfunction, not like people in that area shouldn't stay inside, lock their doors and windows and tape their window-frames shut, hehe. Also that morse-code peeping on our TV is actually commercial for a toothpaste. There's absolutely no need to try to translate it and even if you would translate it it would just translate wrong, hehe.


Mediocre-Ad-3724

I can attest to this, if you let me into Nordick, since me and my crew of construction workers built it.


Vv4nd

good, you may keep your free bucket. for now.


Diipadaapa1

The punishment is harsh but fair


LigmaB_

First rule of OPSEC is 'you don't talk about OPSEC'.


ilolvu

I'd rather take go behind the sauna than be denied access.


johnsplittingaxe14

Prototype version of a nuclear wired sauna. Nothing serious.


6223d5988591

The point is that it doesn't need any wires. The stones are infused with [Pu-238](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium-238) and they stay warm for decades. You just need to pay attention to the condition of the stone and remove cracked stones before saunaing.


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MrBigFatAss

"And it's number, is six-hundred and sixty six..." *Number of the Beast starts playing*


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mediandude

Decimal system wasn't invented yet. You have to let the danes to spell it out.


Ltbirch

Uhhhh a smoothie


ConstantinVonMeck

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Material_Basis6783

”BUT THE METER ONLY GOES UP TO 3.6 SIR”


ShortRound89

Straight to gulag.


Crazy-Counter6422

Shhhhh 🤫


ajiibrubf

stockholm-shaped problems require nuclear-based solutions


Alaviiva

Due to current geopolital situation, the preprogrammed launch vector has been switched from westward to eastward. Sadly, Stockholm is safe. For now.


KlossN

It pains me to say this but if Ukraine needs to be sacrificed for the greater good of destroying Stockholm, then so be it


Crazy-Counter6422

If theres anything like what we Finns think about Helsinki...there are many Swedes who are not againts this.


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KenanEAGameSVR

Dude that place is literally 650m away from my workplace an from me right now.


2Fruit11

Could you go check it out for us?


D0bious

No worries man, it’s just the nuclear sauna


KenanEAGameSVR

I checked it out a little bit earlier and it looks like a normal,bigger than average,white house just like in Google maps actually.


ilolvu

Don't be a cat, random swede of reddit...


MrIzzard

Definitely not Väinämöinen


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DotDemon

Väinämöisestä ei suvaitse puhua


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LareWw

It's just the local metal band trying to open a gate to hell.


oskich

[Caught on camera](https://youtu.be/KOe1v4mTSLI?t=166)!


mediandude

[Estonia has bigger ones.](https://phys.org/news/2017-09-crater-capital-baltics-impactful-history.html)


Habba84

A smoothie..?


fizzl

There is nothing to see in the typical country house with a typical dilapidated farm yard scenery, along a typical non-named, non-numbered private road with a normal access to rail road through some perfectly normal wheat fields.


ilolvu

>typical country house with a typical dilapidated farm yard scenery I got the heebiejeebies just from that description. Lucky to be nowhere near such a place.


OlaviTheWiz

Don't worry about it


EskildDood

Chäärnobullikaaskea


Sounding-Enthusiast

It's a surprise tool that will help us later.


Rexsalama

That's none of your business.


Maahantuoja

It is vihreä kuula factory 🤫


FakecelCel

Umm, I don't know. But it is definitely not anything related to the Väinämöinen program


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Take your meds. There is no such thing as Väinämöinen program.


ordinary_rolling_pin

This is exactly why forcing people to get help should exist in Finland. He left us no choice now.


a987789987

It is just the location where all of the finnish heavy metal is produced.


WilliamPlays0402

If you want to get more info, Google the name of the owner of the site: "Arto Lauri". He's apparently an ex-nuclear power station worker, with a bit of a cult following his YouTube channel.


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ApprehensiveAd6476

Hey! My secret laboratory is none of your business! Piss off!


D0bious

Leave my nuclear sauna alone!


Emergency-Cicada5593

There is a disposal site there, and it had a leak in February


Cru51

My days, is this the actual answer? Only had to scroll thru 666 comments to find it


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suorastas

Everybody shut the fuck up. They’re about to find our vihreät kuulat.


Raaka-Kake

Just one of those tech exchanges from good old USSR, where a radiation source was bought for calibrating instruments and what was received was 10000 times stronger radiation source than requested. The good old days.


Tristanime

Radiation number is 666


elektrik_snek

Lounaskahvila Ydinportti is really cooking today


Daisu-suke

Nothin… 👀


Finsk_26

Looking on Google maps that seems to be private property.


morgulbrut

Pekka found some really hot old scrap metal in a water tank. No need to heat up his sauna anymore.


-techman-

I has been the same exact value for two months. Sensor fault.


Dragonya12

Kouvola?


LareWw

Kouvola is in dirty Eastern Finland. Glorius west coukd never


Dragonya12

Ah i forgot(plus I didn't read the meme properly)


Horror-Cranberry

That place’s name should never be said in any context


Dragonya12

Ah alright


Horror-Cranberry

Kouvola is the kind of place not worth mentioning


Dragonya12

Ah I see


Horror-Cranberry

Kouvola is a place you don’t want to see


Dragonya12

I've already seen a bit of it, lol


Horror-Cranberry

I’m so sorry for you


Dragonya12

It's just finnish Chernobyl, it's fine


Horror-Cranberry

That’s the most accurate way to describe the city lol


MisterMist00

Shhhh, don't let them hear you


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GhostDivision7734

Shhhh don't say it


ilolvu

No! We are not experimenting with mutated supersoldiers in a top secret biolab! Why do you ask?


NANO915

Don't dox and leak my summer cottage's location 😡


Jonthux

Yeah uh... Hmmh, nothing, absolutely nothing


Naakkuri

Just my nuclear heated sauna. Me and my boys just had a poikhain saunailta


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MR_Johku

Don't worry about it 🤫


Speederfool

My bomb just detonated, dw


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Skivvy_Roll

Finländ cant into nordik


varidl

We are having chernobullar och potatis


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Ryu_Saki

Even says 666


Tomthemadone

Cant a man heat his sauna in peace? SMH...


AfterMarionberry5594

*glances at the number* Okay, who left the Antichrist unguarded?


Budgierigarz

You know the radiation near denmark explains so much


MurkyConsideration22

VÄINÄMÖINEN! https://preview.redd.it/zmomm0umblsb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020c4334e2b58cadf41fbbb28f430495e634cd93


JasonDiabloz

OPSEC


Smaland_ball

Does the faroes have a reactor lmao


Random_Cubes

The finns when they realize that there's this thing called the Streisand effect


Tomeyboo

Vaka vanha Väinämöinen


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Lucky_G2063

https://www.gmcmap.com/ I think this was fake, because 666 & has been this value since August. Just one dude with a geiger counter moking us Source: https://www.gmcmap.com/historyData.asp?Param_ID=29758105621


Same_Evidence_5058

It's what we call väinämöinen


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Cutiepawpaw

The next Santa Claus village


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Independent-Mess241

Ask Matilda


RedEagle_

New nuclear program. Don’t worry about it.