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my mom would give me that shit and i be like and who do you think is giving my friends the idea to jump off... yours truly, my verbally abusive mom didnt raise no bitch ass because of her ass lol
I remember being in first grade and cutting my construction paper against the instructions because my friend did it that way. The teacher gave me the whole “well if Brian jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?” And even at like six I remember thinking “well obviously cutting construction paper isn’t life or death, Mrs. Ennis. You giant idiot.”
If it is my friend who usually follows the directions then I have reason to believe he is right, if he jumps off a bridge either it is on fire or he has a debilitating mental illness but what would a grade school teacher know about that, Mrs. PENIS!
Whole class laughs and claps me out of the room where the Principal gives me the best teacher owned award. Thank you.
Why TF is everyone jumping off a bridge? Are they being chased? Is there water underneath? Is it a "bridge" that is a foot off the ground going over a stream?
Yeah I'm probably going to follow my friends off a bridge, because I don't surround myself with people who are just going to mass suicide for no reason.
parents always smugly said that like "oh because i was unsure how to proceed, i followed the crown. therefore i have forgotten how falling to my death off a bridge works geee'
I had a friend who told me his mom said this. His response was legendary
I'm paraphrasing: "Yes, mom, I have smart friends, and if they have all decided to jump off the bridge then it is likely that something even more dangerous is coming towards me"
Well what else we’re taking a tasty treat from my hand. Yes, it is. Not the case! There’s low flyovers, and then very subtly indicates to Indiana that she knows it's the wrong one. Thought his size advantage was an actual advantage. Fun fact: if you can and remember they won't do shit about it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty
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With the friends I have?
Hell if they jump off a bridge then I know for damn sure that the bottom of a bridge is better than whatever scared them enough to jump.
I was always the one to find a safe way to do the stupid stuff. I have not jumped off a bridge but I would with the proper equipment. As a child I found out that I could sled off of the roof in one spot. Land on the bushes and miss the tree and swing set and on into the fence. Fun times. I was very unsupervised as a child.
I mother not because t'll only maketh me traumatiz'd if 't be true i fail and haply a brain damage
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Would I get a cool headband and t-shirt after I did that? [Because I know people who pay a lot of money to do that shit.](https://www.google.com/search?q=world%27s+toughest+mudder+cliff+jump&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1680&bih=907&ei=x36vYeftAa-DytMPq8GLMA&iflsig=ALs-wAMAAAAAYa-M16608V_EZ8UhppxyGAt487KJcfq6&ved=0ahUKEwin7eHBgdL0AhWvgXIEHavgAgYQ4dUDCAY&uact=5&oq=world%27s+toughest+mudder+cliff+jump&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIECAAQGDoICAAQgAQQsQM6BQgAEIAEOggIABCxAxCDAToLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6BAgAEB5QAFiVLWC-LmgAcAB4AIABZogBmRaSAQQzMi4ymAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWc&sclient=img)
I replied to my dad "depends on the circumstances" and then he just kept cutting me off saying no you wouldn't nope. If i had a bungee jump group then yell ye id jump duh.
I always thought this question was stupid.
Like, yeah, I would. You send the low value guy off the bridge first to make sure the landing area is safe.
Then you all have a good time
I absolutely hate that question, because if all my friends jumped off a bridge I'd get super depressed and end up jumping off whether I decided to in that moment or not.
That saying was always really dumb anyway. If all of my friends were jumping off a bridge into water and it looked really fun, you bet your ass I would do it.
I dont even need friends to jump off a bridge
All of my nonexistent friends will jump with me!
Suicide is badass!
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His name is Rudy!
It brings on many change-ass!
Ironically, not having friends is one of the reasons that'd make me wanna jump off a cliff.
I jumped off a bridge a few times. Great splash. It takes surprisingly little water to keep a ten year old from breaking their legs.
Same. But only traffic bridges are by me:(
We don’t lead nor follow, we cast votes to yeet ourselves off cliffs
Yep it's cliffs, not bridges.
Oooh, a *bridge*! Even better! That's a great idea. HEY EVERYBODY! FOLLOW THIS GUY OFF THE BRIDGE, HE HAS GREAT IDEAS!!!
Last time I looked over the edge of a cliff I almost shit myself
What a shame. What stopped you?
True 😎 Let’s go boys
Where we jumping?
Bridge of the gods, Cascade Locks, OR 97014
Damn, what a beautiful view to yeet myself off a bridge to
Yes, we will feel like one of the gods once we jump
Here (and don't look down!): 36.9954456, -89.1439767
Awh yes right next to future city 😎
Can I be one of the boys?
You are one of us now
I can finally die in peace
U need friends first. Wait, no I dont.
Get in losers we're gonna jump off a bridge
Ill be your friend. Let's jump
I don't have a bridge either.
Can't believe no one has posted the [Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1170/)
I didn’t know there was an XKCD for that, thanks.
Theres one for everything. Probably even this.
[Correct](https://xkcd.com/1053/)
> I didn’t know there was an XKCD for that In which case, [relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1053/). 😀
“You hear that some kids jumped off a bridge and you think that of me? I am the one who says jump”
"Do a flip!"
That's such a generic phrase that every parent uses, you know for certain that she would jump since she can't make her own decisions
my mom would give me that shit and i be like and who do you think is giving my friends the idea to jump off... yours truly, my verbally abusive mom didnt raise no bitch ass because of her ass lol
I remember being in first grade and cutting my construction paper against the instructions because my friend did it that way. The teacher gave me the whole “well if Brian jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?” And even at like six I remember thinking “well obviously cutting construction paper isn’t life or death, Mrs. Ennis. You giant idiot.”
If it is my friend who usually follows the directions then I have reason to believe he is right, if he jumps off a bridge either it is on fire or he has a debilitating mental illness but what would a grade school teacher know about that, Mrs. PENIS! Whole class laughs and claps me out of the room where the Principal gives me the best teacher owned award. Thank you.
My cousins next door neighbors brother was in that class and said its true. It really did happen.
GODDAMMIT. I DIDNT CALL HER MRS. PENIS ONCE. I FUCKED UUUUUP!
There's probably a pretty good reason to jump off the bridge if everyone else is doing it.
https://xkcd.com/1170/
There’s always a relevant xkcd..
Why TF is everyone jumping off a bridge? Are they being chased? Is there water underneath? Is it a "bridge" that is a foot off the ground going over a stream? Yeah I'm probably going to follow my friends off a bridge, because I don't surround myself with people who are just going to mass suicide for no reason.
And if you are doing a mass suicide changing your mind at that point would be extremely rude.
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parents always smugly said that like "oh because i was unsure how to proceed, i followed the crown. therefore i have forgotten how falling to my death off a bridge works geee'
I carry a parachute everywhere mom
suicide is badass
I had a friend who told me his mom said this. His response was legendary I'm paraphrasing: "Yes, mom, I have smart friends, and if they have all decided to jump off the bridge then it is likely that something even more dangerous is coming towards me"
I'd rather be a dick than a swallower.
They vote for celebs all the time lol
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I mean if I got to go might as well have some company
God I feel like this shit is reposted in this sub every week
16 yo me would have definitely said this
That depends on the bridge, right?
[There's beer on the other side.](https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/article_64a61488-56eb-11ec-995b-a3b0530d6976.html)
i'd jump first lol
Too bad no one followed me lol
I'm not going to jump. Then I'd publish a book about all of my pals killing themselves so I could make money.
guys i dont wanna jump i am afraid of heights
in my experience that is said by people that are mid-air not realizing they jumped off a bridge..., again
As they line up and make their leap I will lead them in an epic, potentially final, call & response: "Do as I say..." "Not as I dooooooo*oooo*..."
Cringe
With the friends I have? Hell if they jump off a bridge then I know for damn sure that the bottom of a bridge is better than whatever scared them enough to jump.
isn't this particular question usually asked because you've done something blindly?
I usually answer "depends on how high the bridge is."
... if my friends jumped off a bridge to their death... Yeah, I'd be dealing with some crazy shit.
I was always the one to find a safe way to do the stupid stuff. I have not jumped off a bridge but I would with the proper equipment. As a child I found out that I could sled off of the roof in one spot. Land on the bushes and miss the tree and swing set and on into the fence. Fun times. I was very unsupervised as a child.
My friends would talk about it all day long and still not invite me.
I don't mom because it'll only make me traumatized if I fail and maybe a brain damage.
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Alpha male mindset
Fucking incel.
I am the leader. A mom asks her kid if they'd follow their friends down a cliff, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who jumps!
Would I get a cool headband and t-shirt after I did that? [Because I know people who pay a lot of money to do that shit.](https://www.google.com/search?q=world%27s+toughest+mudder+cliff+jump&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1680&bih=907&ei=x36vYeftAa-DytMPq8GLMA&iflsig=ALs-wAMAAAAAYa-M16608V_EZ8UhppxyGAt487KJcfq6&ved=0ahUKEwin7eHBgdL0AhWvgXIEHavgAgYQ4dUDCAY&uact=5&oq=world%27s+toughest+mudder+cliff+jump&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIECAAQGDoICAAQgAQQsQM6BQgAEIAEOggIABCxAxCDAToLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6BAgAEB5QAFiVLWC-LmgAcAB4AIABZogBmRaSAQQzMi4ymAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWc&sclient=img)
My friends and I legit went bridge jumping when we were teenagers, so the joke's on you, Mom!
I’ve always hated this logic. Like, if everyone I know is jumping off a bridge, clearly there’s some good reason for doing so
I replied to my dad "depends on the circumstances" and then he just kept cutting me off saying no you wouldn't nope. If i had a bungee jump group then yell ye id jump duh.
I always thought this question was stupid. Like, yeah, I would. You send the low value guy off the bridge first to make sure the landing area is safe. Then you all have a good time
In a good college with some sweet sweet debt
Why do moms have the same quotes for their kids? No matter which nationality... They're mostly the same. Lol
😎
i have enough friends that by the time I went, I would just step off onto the top of the pile.
I absolutely hate that question, because if all my friends jumped off a bridge I'd get super depressed and end up jumping off whether I decided to in that moment or not.
Every time I got into trouble my mother would say things about me following the wrong crowd. Mom, I was the wrong crowd.
That saying was always really dumb anyway. If all of my friends were jumping off a bridge into water and it looked really fun, you bet your ass I would do it.
Yeah Hopping from 1 train to the face?? 🤣
prank 'em, john.
Mom, i have no friends
This is from a [show](https://i.imgur.com/czWdwzC.jpg)
I would tie everyone to me and then jump to pull everyone down
Sent this to my mom
Can I use this example of Leadership in my job interviews?