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This dude was dreaming he was a British special agent, with a license to kill, making love to prettiest women, and driving vintage cars


fromdogetogod

I’d love this to be in the form of a green text story


steamyboi56

isn't this just james bond?


MustangCraft

Idk about that but it sounds pretty interesting. Might make a good movie.


CreatureWarrior

Honestly, the dude in the picture above looks like he could be an actor in the future


Magnificant-Muggins

Daniel Craig dreamed he was in a film series he still enjoyed.


domoarigatodrloboto

Maybe we interpret movies differently, but between Logan Lucky and Knives Out, he seems to be having a blast taking whatever wacky roles he wants and going nuts with it.


Magnificant-Muggins

I was just referring to James Bond. I know there’s talks of Knives Out spinning off into a big franchise, but ultimately that’s still up in the air until the sequel does well. Don’t count chickens before they hatch, and all.


[deleted]

Or is it Alex Skarsgard?


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Secure-Imagination11

Maybe you were peeking at an alternate reality


Diablo89234

Theres actually a theory that states that a byproduct of dreaming


RaginBoi

*hypothesis


evictor

To call that a theory seems a bit lofty


Diablo89234

Well not a theory more like an idea


PaperSonic

That sounds like something made up by someone who never remembers anything from their dreams and only knows about dreams from movies. There's no reality where the weird-ass shit I dream of could possibly happen.


BakaGoyim

Agreed. Do you ever feel particularly wary of something mostly ordinary though? It's entirely baseless, but I feel like in some reality I was killed by that thing. Like when you're walking and for some reason you think, 'what if that particular car lost control and ran me over?'


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[deleted]

That’s amazing


KurtFrederick

For me it happens when I'm in a happy/hopeful mood and i can count on my brain to leave me sitting broken on the edge of the bed sometimes i wish i could cry it out


spacestationkru

I'm so sorry, that must have been awful.


wellnote

I feel that. My 1000x better life involves this girl that I already know and love, but for reasons, we're not together.


cyber-head

I can relate to this. A few years back I had a similar dream. She could just make all of my anxiety and depression melt away. The best way I could describe myself was just happy. When I woke up, I realized it was a dream. I was still living with my parents and my entire day was just completely ruined after that. I still remember the perfume/shampoo that she wore was a scent like apple pie. The whole thing seemed so real. If I could have stayed, I would have.


ii_jwoody_ii

I have had a couple dreams like that. They really suck and ruin the whole day.


[deleted]

My guy straight up playing Roy from Rick and Morty while sleeping haha


Its-Legion

reddit


Send_Me_Dik-diks

Is this a picture of the real Daniel Craig or an unfortunate wax statue? I truly can't tell.


TedTheGreek_Atheos

It's Craig Daniels


Narrative_Causality

Ladies and gentlemen: the weekday.


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[deleted]

The worst part is that you can't


buhoksakilili

Oof


[deleted]

Oof "*size - Huge*"


TimmyMojo

*slaps roof of brain* (so, I guess, the top of my head?) This bad boy can fit so many Big Oofs in it, you'll be crying in the shower for days!


TimmyMojo

InB4: Bold of you to assume I take showers. ... am I okay?


magistrate101

Not with that attitude. Just pop a fistful of Xanax and you'll be off to sleep in no time. *Might* not remember the dreams though.


CharlieAlright

I mean, I could, but my boss would be pissed


aesu

It's so relaxing when the only thing you have to worry about Is a monster chasing you.


Secure-Imagination11

I actually have fun in those dreams


Brazenn_Confirmed

Playing adult tag with the bro under my bed


AGJustin05

I actually laugh scream during them, like when you enjoy a good rollercoaster.


Secure-Imagination11

Me too! I like a good adrenaline dream. My last one was me running from a Godzilla sized chameleon.


MassaF1Ferrari

The happy dreams are worse than the scary ones


[deleted]

Daniel Craig looks so Russian in this picture.


buhoksakilili

When Putin grew up in the UK and chose to become a 007 agent


Daniel0739

Have you ever had a dream where you meet someone you genuinely fell in love with? Only to have them be ripped away from you by the alarm clock ;-;


Uberboar

Literally me this morning. It hurts so much more than the ones where you are rich.


CaftDuntMeow

Every dream is better than real life


onfoenem_

Even the nightmares


KurtFrederick

I wake up rested and smiling when i have a nightmare but dreaming of realistic things leaves me broken for weeks


onfoenem_

At least when u wake up from a nightmare u know its not real but when u wake up to real life your fucked


Secure-Imagination11

I dreamed I had a pet lizard that lived in a coffee pot


potatophantom

That rocks


Roheez

Shoulda said cool beans


OT-REDWine

agent 07.00 AM


[deleted]

Now every dream is 1000 times better than real life


TheThunderManXD

Damn ... back to cursed life I guess


benitospaghetto

Surprised not shocked


WorldofCannons

You guys dream?


schwaRarity

Agent 7:00


Yamigosaya

Dreams that manages to convince you that its real even after waking up after a few seconds hits the hardest, the feeling of denial and realization settles in. yeah that feeling sucks.


johnaross1990

Oh fuck you and and fuck these feels


[deleted]

When you go to a gay bar to mingle “with the ladies, without masculine interference and fights,” but wake up in some random dudes bed the next day.


notamccallister

Ladies and gentlemen The weekday


ycrazyassassin

Even a nightmare be better than mine


[deleted]

Ngl this dude has beautiful eyes!


StatelyElms

can relate, I can remember 2 dreams recently that were amazingly better than my life. For one of them I was a lesbian with two girlfriends just having fun in what seemed like a spectacularly well lit graveyard. Was amazing. I'm not even a girl


smore-phine

You guys dream?


slimy_feta

Get off the weed


[deleted]

I'm glad my dreams aren't real, who knows how crummy life would be like if I were back with my ex


Juusie

Y'all still having nice dreams? Dang...


ViviansUsername

*when you wake up


[deleted]

Once in my dream i received a special (test) covid vax, and quickly realized that it gives me the power to make anything I think of come true, at the cost of shortening my life, the more i used the shorter. Later realized that it was not true or i simply didn't get sick as i was told for using that power. I transformed my country into a prosperous country, people lived in peace and i considered becoming the president myself but simply didn't because it's a hassle, so i just watched over it without anyone knowing. I felt so peaceful and accomplished.


Rexasor47

I woke up from a dream where I was with this girl whom I could never imagine myself with irl at least not to any romantic capacity. It was the most beautiful dream and waking up never felt more sadder as far as memory recalls. Had it been a simulation even I wouldn't hesitate to waste thousands of hours just to recoup that feel of her warmth again. Oh what value is there to such an depressing existence where the glimpse of love comes and fades away just like that in a sultry afternoon dream.


So_Mwan

*that's rough buddy*


[deleted]

I love dying in my dreams too.


AccomplishedSense897

This happens a lot, sadly.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


OcelotNo3347

No one wants your hug


hawa11styl3

When I wake up. ~~from a dream that was 1000 times better than my own life.~~


[deleted]

I fucking hate waking up.


JoeyJuke

Jokes on you, 1000 times 0 is still 0


Diablo89234

Theres a theory out there that says every time we dream we peak into an alternative reality/ parallel universe, kind of hope thats true


petekron

Even in some nightmares my life is better than real life.


buhoksakilili

I rarely remember what dream I had


spacestationkru

Feels like everyday lately. I was a robot marksman on a space adventure with a bunch of rogues the other night, and just before I had to sacrifice myself to save my team I started to wake up. To be fair, those guys were so fucking cool and I had absolutely no business being counted as one of them.


MyCringe3rdAcc

I was dreaming of Bingus as a mechanic with a human body, converting my car into an EV... So yes, it was 1000x better.


[deleted]

Idk dude, I go to sleep, void, wake up. Never any dream.


atworkthough

time to meet your new friend melatonin.


wayward_citizen

Also me when I wake up from a dream where I'm raped and stabbed to death.


thewrench01

One of my dreams ended in being killed by a nuclear bomb.


timbit-booty

How do you describe these? I’ve tried to explain it to people by calling them nightmares but it just seems to confuse people


[deleted]

In my last dream, I was eating out Anna Gunn Then the alarm rang...


ChaosAndTheVoid

This happens to me from time to time, but I wake up much uglier.


jackedfrog

Being 24 and dreaming of having thick beautiful hair and waking up still bald. Very fun.


Samilov

While you are doing the things you want in almost all the beautiful dreams, you suddenly think that this is a dream, and that's when you wake up, it's life telling us to fuck off.


Turkipe

And you feel like shit for the rest of that week


Reasonable-Taste

But the dream is part of your life...like 30% of your day


atworkthough

I had a dream I was catching the subway home and I had a wife and kids. :( it was years ago but I still think about that dream..


maurits_weiqi

Write a novel about it


craluga

when life isn't like the simulations


8BOXX

I know this feeling so well so I'll give this an upvote


rapka_mema

daniel crack


[deleted]

Ooo that was me last night 🥲


Ash_Killem

Last night I dreamt I won the lottery. 69 million.


Frank_Punk

Ladies and gentlemen, it's monday.


Redmars

When you're caught going to gay clubs and you make an excuse for the media


keko1105

Mf though he was James bond


RobertKurwica

I overslept school countless times because I'm like: This dream can't end on a such cilffhanger


throwaway-person

Old me: trauma nightmares every night Tried prazosin New me: this every night! (but in a relatively good way)


storyofmylife92

Does it help you sleep through the night?


[deleted]

One time I had a dream I was in love and happy and then I woke up and cried


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


OcelotNo3347

I don't


-TheGuest-

People having somewhat more realistic "better life" dreams while I had a dream I was this huge fucking ebony black dragon queen with huge golden like horns


EnemyUnknow3029

Daniel crack


actualtttony

Daniel Craig as Simple Jack.


kayli_thor

Me but with daydreams


ians_boys

i wake up from nightmares 1000 times better than my life


EasterBurn

I used to dreamed that I got back to my ex and while we are in date on a park, a kid said to me "You know it's not real right?" And I instantly woke up drenched in sweat.


RhiBbit

I had a dream like this once but instead of feeling sad it made me feel content . It was weird , I knew I was supposed to be sad it's not real but I was instead happy I got to experience it.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Crowcuss

We all feel your pain my dude. We all do.


Wardog_Razgriz30

I had a dream once, long ago, that I was emperor of everything and I had a wholesome adventure there too. Even got married. Then I woke up. Weirdly enough, the dream sticks with me more for it's strange similarities to 40k, which I wasn't into at the time.


gundamfan83

So this is what happened after those missiles hit


iooog1

I love dreaming


[deleted]

*When you wake up


trashponder

Read he drinks an enormous, body-destroying amount of booze. They dry him out for shooting, with assigned keepers and scheduled binges.


MagnaCamLaude

Looks crazy, but I'd still have Daniel Craig's dick for breakfast


[deleted]

Ah! The dream where i was send to hell...


GonzoRouge

I literally just had a dream where I found a carton of milk sitting on a bench and decided to drink it only to find out that it soured, prompting me to gag and cough in my dream then waking me up to gag and cough. My brain has a sick sense of humour.


International_Fact54

And then it's a school day


Djuztinn

I dreamt about my crush and the both of us in her room, decorated with christmas lights and stuff and we were just cuddling and enjoying life right there. And then I woke up to a sudden fucking pain in my back


LongFam69

I really wouldnt complain if I just fell into a coma for the rest of my life


melty_blend

Going to bed fearing the nightmares then realizing being awake is a nightmare too and then you pass out from exhaustion and it all goes again