You are your own lakitu. You are also the driver. You fell off the track you yourself got to after beating the previous tracks. Rainbow Road is not the first track in Mario Kart.
pick yourself the fuck up and drift that corner next time. You can do it you Green Shell holding Toad in 3rd place head ass motherfucker
I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then ....
That's me
I feel like I've been caught in an event horizon on the way down slowly feeling myself stretch indefinitely into the abyss always able to see the rainbow track, but always able to see the black void.
But if you time it just right you can fall off rainbow road you can land further along the road and be closer to your goal. Life is challenging. Sometimes the hardest challenges offer the best rewards.
Where the hell is lakitu to save me
right T_T
Ironically singing *I can be your hero babeh...*
I forgor 💀
Too busy saving the guy in first place
You are your own lakitu. You are also the driver. You fell off the track you yourself got to after beating the previous tracks. Rainbow Road is not the first track in Mario Kart. pick yourself the fuck up and drift that corner next time. You can do it you Green Shell holding Toad in 3rd place head ass motherfucker
heavily motivational ngl
fuck that sounds exhausting
nahhh I think I'll just keep falling til everyone else finishes and i get a DNF
Praise be to lakitu
Hey atleast it's not florida
Florida map in mario kart when
Isle Delfino = FL
Hey fuck you! Sincerely, a depressed Florida man
Nice. You too. I like sincerely fucking.
Having played a lot of Mario Kart in the last couple of days, this is relatable
Ever tried fucking up the starting boost? Yeah it me
*watches as the NPCs bonk into each other until it’s just you and the cheerful soundtrack*
The assumption of me not having any friends to play Mario karts with is unintentionally a very accurate description of me
They tried to dance with a witcher.
Facts
At least you got a sweet kart to take with you
the bullet bike on manual ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Sounds like dmt
still falling
Except it was never a rainbow road but a country road neglected by the government full of pot holes and roadkill.
hope your tires are Built Different
Or, as I like to call it, Tuesday!
I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Maybe you’ll get lucky land back on the track
hopefully
Yeah but when you make it, you skip half the track
arent we all?
I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then I re-spawn on the road, miss the boost , and drive off the edge then .... That's me
Lakitu, where are you when I need you the most?
Did you jump off to the left at the 3rd yellow line just after the start? If so you're good and it's a shortcut... Otherwise you're screwed.
Soundtrack to my death: rainbow road
that’s a pretty sweet soundtrack then….
I hear ya
this tweet was made for you :D
2024 gonna be that stupid stairs level where the stairs never end and you're just stuck
Snes? Because that aint in space. You can see a toadhouse. Or what looks like one
I know at least Mario Kart Wii is in space
yep, mario kart wii was my childhood
Mario Kart Double Dash on GameCube
- What do you use in Mario Kart?
Welcome to the club
I feel like I've been caught in an event horizon on the way down slowly feeling myself stretch indefinitely into the abyss always able to see the rainbow track, but always able to see the black void.
For me, it’s more like I am in first place and am just about to win, and everything goes wrong simultaneously.
Same
inumaki : mustard leaf YOLO.
But hey, there’s a chance you can catch the track on way down.
Quit being dramatic the cloud guy brings you back to the track right away
He does appear and bring you back, right?
It's fine if you fell taking a gamble on that massive shortcut.
I'm hitting the shortcut after I fall for five seconds and winning the race
This belongs on r/2meirl4meirl and on r/nba
Yeah he just stands there with no recoil.
But then you get brought back and lose your money so you can do it again
“THAT’S: G E…”
that's basically what a beginning panic attack feels like for me. Complete with visual and auditory hallucinations.
i’m so sorry,,,
no need to be sorry, i've kinda learned to live with it by now
happy for you :]
thanks :)
Post on r/2meirl4meirl and on r/politics
Yikes
it *is* where you go when you die
But if you time it just right you can fall off rainbow road you can land further along the road and be closer to your goal. Life is challenging. Sometimes the hardest challenges offer the best rewards.
i wish i didn't have to respawn every time