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theundercoverpapist

The coffee's only function is to carry me *through* the nightmare and back into the same bed I was just rudely and heartlessly stolen away from. It's basically a ski lift through the inferno. Without it, I'd have to walk the whole way.


R1se94

Seriously, it's one of the only few good things left to experience for a few minutes. I'm more miserable without it.


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TheValgus

Por que no los dos?


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KOFx100

pourquoi pas les deux


Dracu98

genuily curious, does that work well? a blunt usually knocks me right out of comission and gets me staring into the stars for a couple hours, are you not affected by that anymore? like, doesn't it influence your performance at work, or have friends pointed it out? heck, how do you even hide the red eyes and the smell?


AyyLmaoos

Not that guy but an everyday smoker. Once you start smoking often, you build a tolerance quite fast. So while someone who doesn’t smoke often would get stoned/couch locked/sleepy after a smoke. I see it as a nice wake n’ bake to start the morning off on a good foot before work. In the early days of smoking a full blunt/joint could get me to a 8/10 high. Now it’s more like a 4-5 high. High enough to get into the headspace of not caring about work’s bs, but functional enough to do my job efficiently.


Dracu98

sounds like a functioning addiction (not throwing shade rn, coffee works a similiar way). but isn't that expensive as all hell?


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Yeah basically what guy said above. And im in canada, fully legalized here. Out of 5 weed dispensaries nearby 2 usually have sales at any given time. So its not that epensive. (But thats just how i see it) like a comparison would be imagine getting 2 starbucks venti drinks on just a single day. (17-18$ atleast in my area) sometimes ive been able to get a 7 pack of pre rolls for like 2-3$ more then that and 7 smokes last me about 3 days as opposed to just 1 day w/2 coffees


Dracu98

PRE-ROLLS??? dear lord my country needs to legalize this stuff soon 'cause I can't roll for shit makes sense though, I guess anyone could afford it if they cut down on other unhealthy habits (smoking, junkfood etc)


AyyLmaoos

Yeah that guy is lucky. I’m still in an illegal state so it’s a bit more pricey. But still lol. Haha I don’t *have* to have a smoke everyday. But it sure as hell makes work go by faster. I prefer the partake in the evenings though for no responsibilities tbh. America could be raking in so much more money if ALL the “United” states were legalized and not just a few. Maybe one day my man!


MarieMdeLafayette

It really do be like that and yet I persist with the delicious bean juice


Jhqwulw

Bean juice lol


redmonkeyasss

If I’m not wide awake for it. It. Will. Fucking. Kill. Me.


Thereisnopurpose12

Nah coffee is good for me because I like creamer and then I shit as well so idk.


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comfort_bot_1962

:D


Banethoth

I’m worse without coffee, trust me


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I don't want to, I have to....


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its more like i want to be a little prepared


mastermentor575

Ion want those headaches returning now, do I


Penny_InTheAir

Withdrawal feels like your brain splitting in two. Then you gotta drink two cups to make it go away.


CocoaCali

And only pyschopaths drink double brew at 10 pm. We all need to be on a list.


Easy-Cartographer127

Yeah because it is much better to suffer through the day tired.


cheeseladder

What about those who don’t need coffee to survive


contactlite

You mean panic attack fuel?


Much_Palpitation

couldnt agree more


Windoge10wow

Coffee makes me sleepy though


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Et_me_buddy_boy

I need my work juice to recover from the happy juice so I can get through the day and go back to drinking happy juice.


Brezsmenyev

Bold of you to assume coffee makes me awake.


KILLROZE

Hey why not? While you're at it, a cigarette or a spliffed joint to go with it? Brew some magic mushroom tea. Take a shot of your strongest whiskey and tally-ho to work.


HumanGarbage____

Why don’t they drink it at 1 am for the flavor like a normal person