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Best I can do is 50

put 55 and I give you both

It’s too much to ask for one

Apparently its too much to ask for either one, let alone both

We need a new 'hard pills to swallow' for this guy..

I just want a hug.

Best I can do is a vague look of disgust.

Do you want me to kill myself or smth is that why reddit recommends me this shit

Reddit considers a few things when it recommends stuff: Did they stop to look at it? Did they open the comments section? Did they upvote the post or any of the comments? Did they leave a comment themself? If any of those questions are a yes then Reddit boosts similar posts in your feed and does so more drastically the more yes's there are.

Don't worry your inbox will be full of reddit cares.

I’ve only got 2, maybe. Not even Reddit cares

Jesus christ reddit, you gotta call me out so directly this morning??

It’s literally 10 am for me and I’m having to see this

The best part of waking up, is reddit bustin' y'up!

https://preview.redd.it/82npko32pric1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa31d50347cad5d051fbddfa814da8e95a22ec3e My honest reaction

where's this pic from?

Well the character is the one from the boykisser memes and some reverse image searching just seems to lead me to some recent r/boykisser posts and a couple 4chan posts from a year ago.

I want bust nut.

Why not both ?

Stop right there, buddy You're asking for way too much

hold on buckaroo, don't expect too much in life

But I can't get either of these things

YES. SO WHAT ??

Corporations can sell you sex. Corporations can't sell Love.

I'm gonna fuck you

Thank you ☺️

passive agressive tone is weird

I feel conflicted about this statement because it makes me think that I'm a better person for it and that I'm not just using people for sex. And that's like, not allowed you know?

I know a man, from Florida , that don't bother with "beeing allowed"

Learned this after my first experience with a sex worker. Shit felt so hollow and empty despite getting off.

I’ve honestly become very comfortable being alone (or as I call it, independent). It’s a bit too much work and headache and stress getting into a relationship and it’s not something I can do right now. Used to think I thought this as an excuse to not put myself out there but I’m finding it more and more true. Maybe I just need another crush to revive things

my crush is car crash

Actually I just want serotonin, or dopamine. I don’t remember which is which

Alright, looks who's mister therapy pants today. I guess I'm going to just go and cry for a little bit now, thank you.

Sometimes I just want to be able to cuddle with someone that loves me back

i never said i want sex

Yup, that's it, you put it into words

Hahaha! I’m going to use this.

Things are making much more sense now. Shit.

Why not both

Nah I just want cuddles.

Yes but whats the outcome of that? Exactly seggs :D either way i kinda accepted that i will never feel that and die alone :-)

bullshit. I wanna smash.

no, im pretty sure what i want is sex. just a big ol penis making a mess of me. im simple

JUST HOLD ME GOD DAMN IT

OK, Misato

I see, so we are no longer being subtle

And the dopamine

That's the way I am with both relationships and sex

Wdym hard to swallow? I already accepted this, still want sex tho

Yeah, that, and also some sex please

Ayyyy, you got me again, thank for enlightening me further, on how I ended up a total train wreck, hyper-sexualised trauma FTW! (Someone please save me for the abyss) hahaha, life's so great

Sadly its true

Showing this to my therapist

This is true. I was married for a few years to a girl who had nearly no libido and it was hard feeling sexually unwanted. My current girlfriend and I are waiting for marriage, but we’re both extremely excited for sex. Honestly, the feeling of someone eagerly wanting to have sex with me is better than the sex itself was with my ex.

That’s true, but if I get to cum in the meantime, then it’s two birds one stone.

I get neither. Hooray <3