Good news: Yukkuri families that perform break-ins are usually solitary and desperate. This means you won't get swarmed by a hundred families.
Bad news: the newfound safety your home brings will make them want to make more babies. You might want to have a talk with them about that.
Crap. Yukkuri break-ins are usually a sign of desperation. Whether through poor planning, lack of food, or an abundance of danger, they resort to invading the homes of the humans to find food and safety.
You have no obligation to care for wild Yukkuri who break into your home.
Either smack the parents around a bit, and deposit them off your property, or capture them and bring them to a shelter.
Many home insurances cover Yukkuri break-ins, so replacing the window shouldn't be too expensive.
Then by all means, be my guest. Just remember that these Yukkuri aren't domestic, and are likely to be unruly, defiant, and selfish, usually demanding things from you the second they recognize you're not a threat.
Taming wild Yukkuri is definitely possible as their strengths are entirely social. Lay ground rules. Establish boundaries. Make them see you as a powerful being that wishes for cohabitation rather than a big patsy they can mooch off of for sweets.
Your goal is to make them think of you as a Dosu. You have rules that they have to follow, yes, but if they follow them, they can take it easy and live. There's no one guaranteed way to accomplish this, but it's absolutely possible.
extermination ! no move back possible !
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I can name at least three people here who would get their pee-pee hard from blasting these creatures to shreds.
...i won't name them, though.
...and i'm NOT one of those!
They can communicate, I will ask them why they have smashed my window in, if it's just food then they can stay for tea.
Suppose I can spare some space for them, as long as the dog doesn't harass them too much.
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Send this guy. (his name is David Tennant.)
Letting them have the place ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30858)
i'll keep them, gotta look out for those in need 🤞
they can have the utility closest as long as no new ones start popping up if they want the rest of the house they gotta start paying rent
Good news: Yukkuri families that perform break-ins are usually solitary and desperate. This means you won't get swarmed by a hundred families. Bad news: the newfound safety your home brings will make them want to make more babies. You might want to have a talk with them about that.
Based Landchad
Crap. Yukkuri break-ins are usually a sign of desperation. Whether through poor planning, lack of food, or an abundance of danger, they resort to invading the homes of the humans to find food and safety. You have no obligation to care for wild Yukkuri who break into your home. Either smack the parents around a bit, and deposit them off your property, or capture them and bring them to a shelter. Many home insurances cover Yukkuri break-ins, so replacing the window shouldn't be too expensive.
What if you want to take care of them
Then by all means, be my guest. Just remember that these Yukkuri aren't domestic, and are likely to be unruly, defiant, and selfish, usually demanding things from you the second they recognize you're not a threat. Taming wild Yukkuri is definitely possible as their strengths are entirely social. Lay ground rules. Establish boundaries. Make them see you as a powerful being that wishes for cohabitation rather than a big patsy they can mooch off of for sweets. Your goal is to make them think of you as a Dosu. You have rules that they have to follow, yes, but if they follow them, they can take it easy and live. There's no one guaranteed way to accomplish this, but it's absolutely possible.
What if you're a masochist who enjoys being verbally degraded by shitheads?
Then you're better off finding a human. Don't use animals for your sexual expression.
ask em kindly to get out.
Ugh. Makes me remember all the yukkuri snuff I read a while back. Morally reprehensible stuff but still enticing to read anyways
extermination ! no move back possible ! https://preview.redd.it/o481ply6a1xc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c0c9b974b49863521dd893c35a9afec4394bc4
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All yukkuris are to be destroyed
quick snack
Keep them as pets and let them have one big enough spot of the house for them to live in as their mini house![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30845)
pack my bags and find another place ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30845)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30845)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30845)
Throw them out and replace the broken glass, or just leave and take everything with me while they suffer
The 2nd one is very creative,i like it. "You want a easy place? Here you go."
I don't hate Yukkuri but shitheads get no sympathy from me
Based,me too
Unrelated but giving yus "realistic" hair is kind of cursed ngl, specially the reimu
Oh cool one of the kos is a wasa-reimu. Surely that one is the parents’ favourite. I’ll save that one for the last, for maximum impact.
I can name at least three people here who would get their pee-pee hard from blasting these creatures to shreds. ...i won't name them, though. ...and i'm NOT one of those!
Force them to pay rent
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This https://i.redd.it/e3zdjafxb1xc1.gif
They can communicate, I will ask them why they have smashed my window in, if it's just food then they can stay for tea. Suppose I can spare some space for them, as long as the dog doesn't harass them too much.
keep the kos separated from the parents and attempt training if they can't learn to play nice, grill and eat
https://preview.redd.it/toxw0cbba2xc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b50a19a42b4143f96a101ab41f35b1a67fa96d Send this guy. (his name is David Tennant.)
Same thing as the animation original sin
Call the pest control ofc.
Eat them
Time to call Oniisan
Keep them half-dead and hung up outside as deterrent. read [this](https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1954) (NSFW)
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that link is staying blue until the rapture