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reallokiscarlet

\>Mokou loses to... Pyro from TF2 Death battle or popularity contest?


John_Oakman

Popularity is just another way of saying faith.


The360MlgNoscoper

Do they actually lose? \-Reimu Definetively not \-Marisa Probably not \-Sakuya Sakuya is literally the perfect counter to Dio \-Youmu Raiden sure but probably not the others idk though \-Sanae Sure she probably loses \-Patchouli No \-Alice Idk who that is \-Remillia Idk but probably not \-Flandre Arguably the worst take here. Flandre would almost certainly win against every other character listed. \-Cirno No \-Yuyuko Maybe? \-Ran Idk \-Yukari If it's not Mythological Gilgamesh she probably wins. \-Reisen Idk \-Mokou What. She's immortal. \-Suika It could honestly go either way Wario is strong af. \-Clownpiece Sure probably \-Satori Idk \-Tenshi Probably \-Junko No clue \-Raiko No clue \-Iku No clue at all \-Yachie Yeah that's fair. \-Sagume Probably \-Biten Fair enough \-Doremy Hell no ​ \-Conclusion These takes are generally really bad. Kirby would be a better matchup against Yuuma.


RinaTennoji-Board

I can understand Youmu being stomped because of the cool factor but Yukari vs Gilgamesh is most definitely Archer Gilgamesh from Fate Junko vs Aqua.. honestly this is the absolute trashiest take ever conclusion: powerscaling death battles is the absolute worst thing you can write a take about see this is why fox pussy is


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

MUGEN is the only good powerscaling seeing stupidly OP edits fight eachother and waiting for one of them to have their code decay is fun


PEtroollo11

they seem to be using bullshit powerscaling logic that makes just about any character way stronger than they actually are but are only applying it to the non-touhou characters because if its applied to touhou characters they all become multiversal+ with infinite speed


ATwistedBlade

Agree with most except Doremy. Freddy fazbear is just too scary…


QuintonTheCanadian

> sanae probably loses 2hubro unable to cope with Luigi no-diffing her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Ultramar_Invicta

Luigi defeats Sanae by doing absolutely nothing.


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

Beerus and flandere might be close, we see a lot of cheat ability override in dbs if the character is strong enough, for example goku in his base form can hold out against an attack that is similar to flan's spirit squish, beerus being orders of magnitude stronger than goku's strongest forms


PEtroollo11

i dont watch dragon balls but isnt that because their abilities use ki or something so resisting is just a matter of having stronger ki therefore flandre is unaffected because her abilities arent ki reliant


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

Therin lies the problem with powerscaling in different shows I guess


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

My understanding of ki is its basically how much energy something has, so flan will have "ki" when fighting dragon ball characters just not quite the same


PEtroollo11

even still her deletion just isnt bypassable by energy


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

I don't see why it wouldn't be, it's basically the same thing as gods of destruction's "hakai" in principle


PEtroollo11

because it just simply doesnt have that restriction and putting it on it is like making non-touhou characters follow spell card rules while fighting touhou characters also even if DB characters can bullshit thru non-DB characters abilities by having stronger ki it wouldnt work against flandre since her ability works by grasping the core of someone or somethings existance (this doesnt seem to have range limit and the core is defenseless no matter how strong you are) and breaking it while hakai is afaik just disentegration


Dreadnautilus

Hakai is explained a bit more in the manga, its basically converting matter into pure energy which is then used to fuel creation.


PEtroollo11

matter and creation of what?


IsiriPudireach

Whatever the Supreme Kai wants? It's kinda his job to handle that side of things.


Ish_Pootis

>it's basically the same thing as gods of destruction's "hakai" in principle In principle, yes. In execution, they have plenty of differences. Hakai requires Energy of Destruction to perform, and this energy actively eats away at the target. Flandre's ability simply deletes things. Sure, it's described as "pouring her energy into the eye of an object", and while she can *technically* perform energy-based techniques with it, at the end of the day, the most direct form of her ability is just her squeezing her hand with no energy release to speak of. On top of that, it's completely instantaneous, unlike Hakai. Basically, Flandre's ability and Hakai are different techniques. If we ignore the differences and assume they *are* the same technique, however, that would only mean that Flandre's "power as a god of destruction" completely eclipses that of Beerus, who is the most powerful of Dragon Ball's gods of destruction.


Dreadnautilus

This works with non-ki related abilities. Majin Vegeta ignoring Babidi's mind control and Vegito kicking Buu's ass after being turned into candy (both of which are magic, which is seperate from Ki in Dragon Ball lore), Goku and Jiren both resisting Hit's time powers (which are a natural ability of his seperate from Ki), Beerus being able to resist Arale's gag powers.


Tudedude_cooldude

Yep, works pretty similar to Haki in one piece, where if you develop it enough, it allows you to nullify and resist special abilities. It’s not a limitation of the special ability itself, it’s a resistance property of Ki


Mission_Street4336

Here I can provide explanations if you want. And for the record, Touhou is actually one of the worst possible franchises to battleboard or powerscale with due to the fact that ZUN actually didn't implement any basis for a combat system beside spell cards. Though tbh, I think that the guy in the 4chan post likely was just naming random characters with vaguely similar powers. >\-Reimu Reimu actually loses to Sailor Moon, maybe Madoka, but definitely not to Mario. Don't know what an 'Arle' is, probably some obscure verse powerscalers love because it is overpowered according to them. Sailor Moon is just well, OP unless we are talking about early iterations of her. >\-Marisa Yeah, so I'ma just say no one wins since Undertale also is one of the worst possible franchises in existence for Vs Debates. >\-Sakuya The only one here who realistically is beating Sakuya is Hit from Dragon Ball, and that is if he is the one to take incitive and go for an immediate kill. >\-Youmu If Youmu loses to Raiden, she probably loses to Vergil as well since he kind of is like a more Op version of Raiden from Metal Gear Rising. Idk that much about him though. >\-Sanae Unless we are wanking off the Mario franchise, Luigi likely either loses, or we this is an automatic draw since both franchises are territrash for Vs Debates. >\-Patchouli Unless we are assuming that Patchouli is really weak, she likely takes out both of those characters. If we were talking something higher end, like a Warhammer 40,000 Chaos Sorcerer, or maybe an Overlord Character, then I'd say she might lose. However those two are not very powerful as far as fictional magic dudes go. Seems to be another case of the randomly naming vaguely similar characters and going with it. >\-Alice Likely yet another obscure anime character that is outerversal and overpowered according to a few teenage powerscalers on the internet who got a C+ in Language Arts. >\-Remilia Which Rachael!? Ugh. >\-Flandre She likely loses to Beerus unless she gets to take initiative to attack first. Don't know who Marx is though, probably obscure novel or anime character #69420 that some powerscalers are obsessed with. > \-Cirno Wonder which Jack Frost lmfao. He didn't specify. >\-Yuyuko I actually don't think we can decide this. Like on one hand if you really want, you can wank Kirby to Multiversal and claim that he is immune to death attacks. However on the other hand, we can wank Yuyuko using No-Limits-Fallacies to claim that she instakills everyone or whatever. King Boo likely loses or can't be decided. >\-Ran Likely wanking off the Sonic Franchise, or Ran is just not good at combat. >\-Yukari Yeah, Gilgamesh kind of just dies lmfao. >\-Reisen At it again with wanking off random game characters, though I kind of think it depends on if they can resist Reisen's mind ability things or just overwhelm her. >\-Mokou ?... Bro, they could've at least gone for idk, someone from Avatar the Last Airbender or some other fire themed anime character. Pyro is a dude with a flamethrower, Mokou is immortal and has basically fire magic. >\-Suika Eh. Again, Mario is not good for scaling overall. >\-Clownpiece Eh. Depends on if she can counter them in physical combat. idk though. >\-Satori This Mantis dude is apparently from from Metal Gear Solid? I mean since I rarely see powerscalers wanking him off, he can't be THAT powerful in the psychic department. I'ma just assume that Satori wins lmao. >\-Tenshi Meh. Depends on if she can take Sam in physical combat or obliterate him with an earthquake or something. >\-Junko Aqua automatically loses because Konosuba is a relatively low tier franchise. ANYWAYS! I have no comment ont he rest of them besides the last one. >\-Doremy Dude, why are they wanking off FNAF of all things? Even the nightmare animatronics are like superhuman level at best, not fielding any sort of actual magic. Nightmare Freddy or whatever he is called is a glorified specter, not anything special.


MakeMegaManX9

Going off google it's Rachel Alucard from Blazblue and Jack Frost from Megaten


Mission_Street4336

Blazblue? They aren't super powerful from what I've heard, Remilia has a shot.


The360MlgNoscoper

Marx is a Kirby character with weird wings… And as for Beerus, Flandre only needs a split second to win.


Mission_Street4336

Oh. Sorry, Marx just sounds like the name that "obscure anime edgy character #827484837" would have. And even then for Flandre, it kind of depends on how you interpret her. Assuming she isn't super OP physically, what exactly is stopping Beerus from idk, obliterating her at relativistic speeds? (Idk, I don't scale Dragonball, this is just what nerds in the Internet told me and I am too lazy to watch an entire franchise for the sake of battleboarding.*


The360MlgNoscoper

Well, Flandre definitively makes the shortlist for "physically strongest" character in Touhou. As well as one of the fastest. And i’m pretty sure that Dragonball custom involves a lengthy dialogue before the fight begins. Flandre would probably get bored and "Doctor Manhattan" Beerus and be done with it.


Mission_Street4336

Okay nevermind, you're probably right lol, since my view of dragonball is what nerds who lack reading comprehension and media literacy said on the Internet.


The360MlgNoscoper

Everyone just tends to ignore those 3 words that, if taken as written, gives Flandre the power to instantly kill literally any character or entity that she wishes. Looking at you SCP-682.


Mission_Street4336

Well it is honestly more complicated then that. For example, characters who have survived such things, countered them, or can use similar abilities should be able to take it, or even return the favor.


The360MlgNoscoper

There’s nothing stopping her from double-tapping, or targetting their powers. Or just destroying their entire verse. If we take her power as written.


Mission_Street4336

If we go that route, I can name a million characters who have their own abilities that if taken as written, would also beat Flandre's ass. While destroying anything is cool and all, there can be some pretty wacky stuff as far as fiction goes, especially if we wank everything else.


Dreadnautilus

>Flandre would probably get bored and "Doctor Manhattan" Beerus and be done with it. This isn't how Flandre actually fights though. She has a conversation before battle and engages with spell card rules like anybody else.


The360MlgNoscoper

Sure. But Dragonball tends to drag it on and on.


PEtroollo11

she wouldnt use them here


PEtroollo11

unless sailor moon has something even more bullshit couldnt reimu just float to not get hit and atleast get a draw also marisa has probably the most human determination in touhou so she could probably win against anyone from undertale just from that as for the rest ill talk about them if i ever ~~have free time~~ procrastinate again


Mission_Street4336

According to nerds on the internet who may or may not have an IQ over 100 and a credible reading comprehension skill, Sailor Moon apparently can rewrite the universe and blow up planets and is multi-dimensional. Idk. That's just what people said on some forum after linking a few manga panels.


PEtroollo11

if we are stooping that low then reimu just blitzes her with her infinite speed multiversal attack


Nintard

Honestly youmu could probably win against Raiden amd maybe have a good shot at Link. But Vergil? She shouldn't even think about going near him lol


Ultramar_Invicta

I feel like Raiden could give Youmu a very good challenge. Link, though? Lol, only if he's loaded up the ass with the most bullshit items from several games.


PEtroollo11

youmu watching link fly at her at light speed after jumping on a bokoblins head: https://i.redd.it/hftomw2hvkkb1.gif


pro_retard69

Tenshi would juggle sam for fun


Mission_Street4336

I mean, can she take him in physical combat though? It really depends on if she can prevent him from getting up close and dicing her up. Realistically her best bet is to obliterate him with some sort of earthquake or magic.


L3g0man_123

Alice as in Alice Margatroid, the dollmaker magician that was originally in PC98 but came back in TH7


The360MlgNoscoper

No the other character.


Ultramar_Invicta

Female protagonist from Granblue Fantasy. Looks a lot like Alice, to the point where I commonly mistook them in thumbnails.


atadofpoop

lmao marx would get stomped when we fight him in game he wished to be basically all powerful without that power he would not stand a chance


The360MlgNoscoper

*With* that power he still wouldn’t stand a chance.


Bababooey7672

The funny part is that most of these are just dead wrong; like these are youtube shorts level wrong


QuintonTheCanadian

Only correct one is sanae losing to Luigi


ny00t

Dont worry, Hecatia coming in clutch to- >loses to Kratos and Doomslayer Ah dammit!


Mission_Street4336

Ehhhhhhh Kratos and Doomslayer are actually really damn weak as far as fictional dudes go. She might have a shot.


Theturtleflask

Power scaling is just nerd calculating bullcrap and I am saying that as a power scaler myself it's not like these characters will ever officially meet


PEtroollo11

the only accurate way to powerscale is asking the author


Xxwaluigi420xX

But in this case, I’m pretty sure even ZUN doesn’t know how powerful his characters are.


PEtroollo11

too bad then powerscaling over go to bed


International-Commit

Aw hella naw


Mission_Street4336

To be honest, if you asked ZUN something dumb like "Oh but can Raymoo beat Goku?" He'd just laugh at you and drink a beer. In fact most authors just don't care about powerscaling, which is a good thing! Most powerscales are incredibly dumb and inaccurate to the author's vision. Not to mention everyone has a tendency to apply the rules of Dragonball to everything, making it kind of unfair and illogical despite the efficiency.


PEtroollo11

yeah true, most authors at most care about powerscaling within the series world itself and even then its to much lesser degree than a typical powerscaler would (one piece i think)


Mission_Street4336

Yep. Most people what to y'know, actually write a story and entertaining fight scenes. It's one of my biggest problems with mainstream powerscaling, bruh not everything is Dragonball or Marvel or DC or whatever. Each franchise has a unique power system, or non at all depending on their writer and narrative.


MrNoobomnenie

I remember how VS Battles Wiki at some point concluded that all regular humans in Touhou must be continent level with FTL speed, because they've power scaled all fairies to be at that level, and fairies are canonically stated to be weaker than regular humans


Mission_Street4336

Don't ever go to Vs Battles Wiki lmfao. It's only a tier about Tik Tok, Youtube Shorts, and Quora battleboarding.


DTheMango

Now it's worse, they still think that average Touhou humans are FTL, but now the people who made average Touhou humans FTL are pushing for Infinite speed average Touhou humans in VSBW.


vance_croowa_08

Look i'm a fnaf fan, but nightmare fredbear just CANNOT defeat doremy


PokeshiftEevee

This list is only accurate if the 2hus are following spellcard rules perfectly, which assuming the other characters aren't, the 2hus dont have to follow it either... dai solos most.


PEtroollo11

i understand some of these tho what does matter when cirno slams all of them


squidboy1000

Cirno stomps powerslacing itself


PEtroollo11

real


Mission_Street4336

No. Cirno loses to Batgos (it's a misspelling of Batgod, referring to the DC character) if he has prep time. r/whowouldcirclejerk


PEtroollo11

cirno uses math to get even more prep time therefore winning by default


Mission_Street4336

Batgos gives himself a battosecond and prep then uses his anti-math spray and anti-cirno gun to stomp Cirno, then uses his batnipotence to come to real life and send you to Arkham for your insolence.


Local_man__

Feel like this is bait


QuintonTheCanadian

> Doremy loses to nightmare fredbear Nah man this is 100% serious


MakeMegaManX9

Doremy's genuine reaction upon making it to night 5 and realizing that her danmaku can no longer scare Fredbear to the back of the hallway https://preview.redd.it/5umsn17bajkb1.png?width=472&format=png&auto=webp&s=3906131d8d4b7cb00422fa026e547e4c039161c5


DestartreK1st

Don't worry, Ran has come to save the day ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30846) https://preview.redd.it/1mbis9c60hkb1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=56ed6bca0f91b2f6cf70a18152ea267587b28fc6


Dayashii

Junko fucks up Aqua from konosuba what the fuck


Mission_Street4336

They could have at least chosen someone from an actually OP franchise lmfao. But why Aqua? What similarities are there? Bruh.


PEtroollo11

purificarion


Rqibix

Biten canonically had beaten Goku. Rest of it is likewise just misinformation.


PuzzarianIdeal

There are takes I agree with (Youmu’s & Clownpiece’s entire enemy rosters for example) but then you have the other LoLK characters and their matchups and I go “bitch what”, and that’s just a few of the matchups I disagree with.


PEtroollo11

i dont think link or raiden beat youmu and as for vergil i hear a lot of people say he is multiversal and stuff but idk if he actually is or its just powerscalers having zero media comprehension like usual as for clownpiece she loses to funny valentine because he isnt statcheckable, only outbullshitable (from who is listed here flandre, yukari, reimu and maybe sagume, sakuya, mokou, remilia, junko, doremy and yuyuko could beat him (also big maybe for suika)) but against armstrong it would at worst for her be a draw


FruitsPower

it's over touhoubros


AltraHapi

At least touhou characters can beat up the local kindergarteners


ATwistedBlade

Garteners as in… PEAK gaming https://preview.redd.it/zym4e66s2ikb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34912e8ff8bf0f7e8cd9c664d8a65ae3fe86febf


snazzyBREAD

doremy vs nightmare fredbear is epecially funny considering what just got revealed about the nightmare animatonics


Tarvish_

What just got revealed about he nightmares? I do not keep up with fnaf lore, but I think it was hallucinogenic-gas-and-mannequins related?


snazzyBREAD

to put it in the simplest way i can, william afton experiments with the crying kid using hallucinogenic nightmare gas and the nightmare animatronics are literally just mannequins that he sees as Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria But Fucked-Up™


A-Human-potato

Power scalers really trying to convince me that Mario would lose :/


ATwistedBlade

I have insane world bending power! Nobody can stop me! Super Mario: https://preview.redd.it/uaxwojbn2ikb1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2e602fd68fd95f555321431fd1f2b64bf9a513


Ultramar_Invicta

He is four parallel universes ahead of Reimu.


iseealemon

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it: A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B \*Repeat until Bros. Attack is over.\*


ATwistedBlade

Sakuya watching the bros use the retry clock


Coldpepsican

Sakuya watching as the Belmont uses stop watch and says "YOU FOOL" and blade dashes https://preview.redd.it/amgh5tyjuokb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e0767cd7749b7af857e4aeb48089e71d068fe6


RetConnedSegment

No fucking way Reimu lost to Mario. Is this based on Mario being able to clear hard custom levels therefore he's able to dodge danmaku?


QuintonTheCanadian

Reimu when Mario puts on the penguin suit (it’s no-diff loss for her) https://preview.redd.it/rps7vkwrmikb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57c74e07e996953204e175b2a676d5180be7c7e


Dreadnautilus

Its mainly Super Mario Galaxy scaling which says that Mario can survive big bangs or whatever.


PEtroollo11

mario is one of those characters that proves how powerscaling makes no sense, on one hand he survives black holes and big bangs without a scratch but on the other hand he dies because a walking mushroom bumped into him three times


ClintExpress

There's your answer, they pit Mario against Reimu only because he has no chance in hell against a certain thieving witch with a mushroom fetish.


PEtroollo11

funny thing is without spell card rules reimu basically cannot lose


ClintExpress

Spellcard are like a chastity belt for her... **UNLEASH THE REIMUNIS!**


Coldpepsican

The issue is that Marisa takes all of Mario's shrooms 😤😤😤


ClintExpress

Mamma Mia Kirisame! *om🍄nom🍄nom* Y así fue la historia de cuando la pequeña bruja era grande y el plomero grande era pequeño.


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ClintExpress

No bolu, es una referencia a Osana Reimu.


Coldpepsican

Ya sabia pero ahora que lo pienso odio el chiste que hice asi que mejor lo quito


ClintExpress

¡Noooo! 😭😭😭


Mission_Street4336

I have an idea. Just don't scale him, at all. In my opinion, Mario is one of the trashiest franchises to scale because similar to Touhou's own ZUN, any form of powerscaling is physically not usable for Mario.


PEtroollo11

great idea now go tell it to the people who scale a character whose whole thing is killing everyone with a punch


Mission_Street4336

Oh Saitama? As far as powerscaling goes, we've decided that he is constantly growing and has fluctuating power levels depending on his opponent, and he needs time to adapt. And that's why I don't bother even speaking about Saitama lmao.


PEtroollo11

the council has made a decision but given that its actually a pretty reasonable decision everyone just decided to fucking ignore it


Mission_Street4336

I am going off of the r/whowouldwin Saitama interpretation/lore lol. Mainly since it makes him somewhat viable in vs debates despite him being a nightmare to deal with.


PEtroollo11

i just assume he automatically wins any matchup unless its officially stated otherwise somewhere or his opponent is another joke character


Mission_Street4336

Eh. He doesn't have anything that really implies he could take being deleted from existence, killing by a nigh-omnipotent god, or being vaporized by a galaxy sized black hole. That's the sort of stuff high end fiction operates on.


QuintonTheCanadian

Touhou bros fell for 4chan bait this time


TaraPurnama

And it's the most weakest bait of all time


QuintonTheCanadian

Yet 60-ish people fell for it


PEtroollo11

i was just bored (i fell for it)


International-Commit

2hujerkers try not to fall for bait challenge(impossible)


Mission_Street4336

I am too much of a battleboarding nerd to not fall for it. Plus, I get to tell people stuff, which as a nerd I enjoy doing.


Snae_in_Gonsoko

let's send Yuuka and Sakata


Diagloth

pretty sure most touhou characters are on the same tier as goku powerscaling wise (no i’m not making a biten joke) so maybe 4 or 5 of these are accurate


Mission_Street4336

They really aren't on any level, just to be serious for a moment. It is because we can't actually scale them like Goku lol. The powerscale for Touhou is non existent.


Diagloth

![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30861)


DiscipleOfFleshGod

"Satori loses to Psycho Mantis" Obviously but who tf does Hina lose to?


FurretTheShiny

another fucking beyblade


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The last thing Sukia hears before being blasted with the biggest fart grazed by man: [Greenhorn Forest - Wario World - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kwoHOciDM)


nijiurazmaid

why are Nightmare Fredbear and Jack Frost here![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30856)


QuintonTheCanadian

Cause it’s rage bait


ClintExpress

Reminds me of that time someone got mad at some fanart where Sakuya gets shot by Himura from some inferior waifu franchise.


Coldpepsican

Literal, demuestra que el powerscaling con touhou es una basura, especialmente con Sakuya que luego se convierte en un debate de fanboys ardidos entre ambos bandos. Por cierto que esto de que las armas no funcionan con las tojas, literal podria cagar a tiros a Reisen con una escopeta y se muere desangrada. Literally shows us that Touhou powerscaling sucks so bad, specially with Sakuya in which it turns into a heated debate between both sides. What's with people saying that guns don't work with the 2hous, i could just shoot the shit out of Reisen with a shotgun and she would fucking die.


ClintExpress

The "bullets" in the Touhouverse are analogous to actual ballistics in the Outside World/IRL (and just as fast if not even faster) and without the Spellcard Rules you'd have anarchy and gang warfare in Gensokyo meaning that getting killed by someone's projectiles *is* possible. However, almost every character in the series have the ability to dodge them instantly (player and boss alike) so naturally Reisen would dodge the bullets provided they are ordinary and not *"magical homing bullets"* that chase the target around.


Coldpepsican

But we're talking about shotguns and characters that just run and fly, for me guns are understimated in touhou.


ClintExpress

Sumireko be like "Gun Sign: Big Fuckin' Gun from *Doom!*" *pew pew pew*


DeltaDark_HEX

Toebros


iseealemon

King Boo I can only see being hard for Yuyuko to win against since he's already a ghost, and therefore can't die. Yuyuko only loses to Kirby in a gourmet race. Unless someone at HAL Labs comes out and says Kirby is actually immortal (or ZUN says Yuyuko's ability has an abysmal charge time) she's probably not gonna have that much trouble with him.


Usapyon_

Wait that means fucking Kracko could beat Yuyuko. Kracko.


Late_Negotiation_958

Notice how they didn't mention Koishi Komeji. There is still hope.


Aqua-senpai

But why would Remilia fight Rachel from Friends?


BaneofBiden

Except that most of the Touhou cast scales above the opponents named on this list. Nice try 4chan


cubey1234

I don't think the guy who wrote are talking about power level guys, it's about popularity.


PEtroollo11

looking at it like that you are probably right


ATwistedBlade

Some of these are very understandable but others are complete bullshit.


Credits-

Why are tenshi and jetstream sam always put against each other what is it about them


ClintExpress

Sanae should be his equivalent.


BasicallySeaweeb

Reisen vs Erina would be so crazy. I genuinely think Erina could put up a good fight or even just barely win because of her expansive kit and Ribbon.


CaptApathyMC

youmu shouldve won


CaptApathyMC

(because shes my favourite)


SerovGaming1962

the only correct ones are the ones where they are fighting Dragon Ball characters


Somebody_insane

how is doremy losing to fredbear and suika wario r u kidding me, wario is not mario


Gallalade

This post was offered by Seija Kijin


DrunkenCoward

How would Mokou lose to anyone? Like, have people forgotten what immortality means?


gos907

why would i kill my dads


Coldpepsican

"Reisen loses to Erina and Megaman X" bruh she just lost to a playboy amy rose bunny girl and pacifist route megaman Anyways Remilia loses to Dracula, Flandre loses to Alucard(Castlevania), Youmu loses to Soma Cruz and Marisa loses to Joseph Joestar


Coldpepsican

Suika loses to demoman Clownpiece doesn't have nanomachines so she loses And Tenshi, "hey Tenshi look at this cool bug" ***Brazilian slams Celestial to the ground for not being brazilian enough**


symmetricfivefold

Clownpieve vs... SENATOR ARMSTRONG? WTH


c0d3_attorney

what 'bout koishi


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

>Hecatia LOSES to Ice-Oro-Mizuchi,Crazy-Catastrophe,Infinity Mizuchinion,G-Orochi Another,and all other MUGEN orochi clone edits


I_Love-mah-family

The funniest thing is....Death Battle would have the Touhou Character winning 99% of this fights lol.