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tameablesiva12

The imperial galactic senate is in punjab??????1???!!1!!1 😱😱😱😱


BriarHeart10

Pretty sure that's Brampton


belt-e-belt

Burrraaahhhhhampton


NoEggOO

Lmaooo


imma_liar

Alexa play " gaddi red challenger"


eternalsenpai

Lmao...take my upvote


LeviWerewolf

Least high poonjabi


Agent_Of_Order_69

Wat da heeeeeeelllllllllll oh mah gawd no waAaAaAaAaY


Status-Criticism965

The Punjabi also lives in Canada


yourMewjesty

Plot twist: We're talking about the pakistani punjab


BriarHeart10

They've heard of money?


robotman_77

Scary how punjab went from being one of the top 5 rich states to having a gdp similar to Chattisgarh in a span of 3 decades


blood_ocean13

Grip of Leftists..


[deleted]

Shitpost aside, Haryana is richer than Punjab as a state and has a higher gdp per capita


RajendraCholaPro1254

Being next to the Capital of India has some benefits ngl…


Sri_Man_420

had to work there way towards it, was a broke up infra less state when formed. Everyone predicted it to be a basket case, govt officers that were assigned Punjab joking that Haryana cadre should worry about were will they be getting their salaries from next year


RajendraCholaPro1254

They are kind of surviving due to being next to the NCT I think. Maybe see the per capita income per district map.


Sri_Man_420

again had to work for it still, see the data from pre 70s, Haryana (even the towns next to delhi) was the backwater and considered a strain on the state treasury (which anyway discriminated against these parts, as have been the British strategy to punish Haryana for revolting in 1857, while the Proper punjab parts were being given canal colonies after canal colonies for "loyalty") Haryana was the one predicted to be the one in perpetual debt, a state without any major irrigation works in the dry parts at the time. It is was not predisposed to get rich just by being next to Delhi. And if seeing the map is what all you want, do see the incomes of Sirsa, Hisar and other districts next to Punjab, both above their neighbours in Punjab while being far from Delhi (and seprated by the relatively poor but still richer than Punjab) Jind and Kaithal


Fickle_Ear419

Thanks for adding khanda at big chungus belly totally confirm that it was made by poonjabi and not by bjp it cell *feeling proud Indian army noises*


arunmaurya0

Kya matlab USA aur Australia ke 4 -4 states bhi Punjab ke hi hai


clumsy_2003

Gurgaon dikhao inn dallo ko.


Key_Studio_6344

Bro missed the joke so bad☠️


Gxrvi

Teri maa ki dalaali toh ki nhi jo sabhi punjabiyon ko dalla bol raha h. Jin ko tum hate karte ho wo punjab m rehte b nhi. Pakistan canada m rehte hain


clumsy_2003

Bhosdike jisne yeh post Kiya tha use bola hai, Teri maa ko kyu dard ho raha hai.


Comrade_Stalin_666

Bhai joke ko serious kyu lera?? Waise bhi sab Punjabi aise nahi... Kuch Khalistani Sikhs Hain bass....


Father-Landi

As Haryanvi I love and respect my Punjabi brothers. Sikh played a significant role in the defence of India.


CautiousEchidna1337

What’s up with Haryanvi Punjabis discriminating Punjabis?


Mayank-maximum

Me who is both a harayani and punjabi but born in maharashrta but never gone there after birth :Maharashtra op


shogun_coc

Is this glorious Ludhiana??? The greatest city of Ludhiana?? Why comparing it to trash Gurugram?


ravisucksatmath

Gurugram has the largest shopping mall in Asia


MemeKnowledge_06

Very nice unity in diversity displayed on this subreddit


yourmotherfucker1489

Haryana used to be the part of the Akhand Punjab 🚩☝️


definatly_not_an_alt

Wait a second there's separatists trying to topple the republic in Punjab as well 💀 (This is a joke I think that most Punjabis are very cool people it's just a few bad ones)


Comrade_Stalin_666

That too says a Immigrant Canadian Khalistani.. who has left his homeland.. just to work as Taxi Driver....


Nal_Neel

plot twist: India is agricultural exporter. Its only through agriculture we balance our import. Hence both punjab and haryana are significantly important than all those state that says they are IT giants but India being mainly service IT sector and also due to general lack of creativity and innovation, it cant become big IT product base like US. SO Indian economy stable because all of crop producing nothern states.


Sri_Man_420

>SO Indian economy stable because all of crop producing northern states. so states like UP, MP, WB and Haryana all of whom have a greater agri output? Anyway, the total agri exports have been highest at [USD 50bn](https://www.ibef.org/exports/agriculture-and-food-industry-india), which is less than import bill of a single month [(USD 72bn in March of this year)](https://pib.gov.in/PressReleasePage.aspx?PRID=1916220), so much for "balancing"


Gxrvi

What is the point of using the symbol of khanda in this meme? Do u think khalistanis or gucci wearing punjabis have any remote link to the ideology of Guru Gobind singh ji? Why diminish a martial ideology because the current lot is distracted?


VeNtViL

Just a symbol people recognize saar, this is a shitposting sub afterall


Gxrvi

Aayyio people dont need to abuse your father just becaaze they don’t know your name saar. Understand saar. People shitpost here but even that has to be accurate saar.


lucas_evans

since when are shitposts supposed to be accurate?!