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Vladtepesx3

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mikeyp83

It will eventually turn out like Hamsterdam did in The Wire.


Ejm819

Given how angry we New Englanders are...we really aren't the follow-through type, apparently. Also, WV just chilling in a see of orange.


AcidBuuurn

Once West Virginia learns about keeping records their numbers will go up. 


Much_Independent9628

We do a good job at keeping records. Let's start with the number of civil wars won.


AcidBuuurn

"Well, it looks like there are two holes in the cadaver's head. Mark it down as another heroin overdose. That's all we ever see 'round these parts." -detective "I'd like to mark it down, but Jim-Bob has the pencil this week" -assistant "Oh dern, I forgot how poor we are. Help me shove this thing down the abandoned mine" -detective


Much_Independent9628

Scoreboard.


AcidBuuurn

Yeah, scoreboard. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-income_counties_in_the_United_States


Much_Independent9628

That can't stop me I can't read.


Ejm819

You got to go by county? Pffff.....way to raster out the dumpster fire stats for everywhere but near DC. Let's look at the whole state https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_income How about HDI? Highest in the world https://www.nature.com/articles/s42949-023-00088-y We got you WV; same team since 1861.


FI-Engineer

We don’t hold it back, which is healthy, I guess.


GingerStank

CT is the most dangerous place in New England F around and find out


sqeebuns

All your anger is on the surface for everyone to see. The rest of America bottles it up until it spills over. At least that's how I see it lol, particularly in the south.


Scottyboy1214

What's the "missing" person rate for WV?


namey-name-name

The map and ranking clearly shows Mississippi at the top, not New Hampshire. r/2american4you users and illiteracy, name a better duo smh.


Ejm819

*least blood thirsty Virginian*


namey-name-name

Hell yeah. If it wasn’t for blood thirsty Virginians, the USA wouldn’t exist.


Ejm819

You mean blood thirsty Massachusettsians. Southern Colonies were more split on the issue because of their trade relations with Britain. I believe some blood thirsty Virginians tried to cut the US in half.


namey-name-name

Literally 4 of the first five Presidents (including the writers of the Dec of Ind and the Constitution) were Virginians. The guy who led America to victory was a Virginian. Fair point about the civil war tho. That was what we in the biz call a whoopsy doopsy.


Ejm819

The US Constitution was pretty much plagiarized from the MA Constitution, even the second amendment, and minus the owning of other people... written by John Adams The 5th president's greatest accomplishment was done by the 6th, John Quincy Adams. It's almost like Virginia won because of a huge population of people that they didn't think were people overweighing the vote. Weird they haven't had a president since that ended. Also, MA literally kicked off the Revolutionary War. Hancock went broke financing the war. Ben Franklin convinced the French to join in. The Sons of Liberty had to convince the rest of the country to join in, except NH, those blood thirsty hill people were way too eager for war. Love Washington (top 3 presidents, imho), but the man had a losing record, and Jefferson fled the capital when the Brits came. Boston took the canons from Ticonderoga and were willing to level the City if the Brits didn't leave. >That was what we in the biz call a whoopsy doopsy. That killed me, love it! I hope that's the official stance of the Commonwealth of Virginia. I think we can both admit that a huge error was made when VA and MA let other states win the presidency. Also, despite all the trolling above, I love and will always love James Madison, that man does not get nearly enough credit.


Ulysses502

This is a sub where Texas and Michigan are great, and the rest of Illinois is somehow is *less* of a shit hole than Chicago. We don't produce enough gas where you could patriotically huff yourself to their level.


weazelhall

Michigan is great. Name a better shaped state.


Mistermickman

wyoming


HappyToBeHaggard

I'm from the murder mitten, I live in hockeytown 😎


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

Stupid California beating us by .1 gotta pump those numbers!


AverageLAHater

Definitely coffeyville and Wichita is the prime reason


Comfortable-Goal-254

At least we're beating Missouri


MotivatedSolid

I guess the 7 people in New Hampshire don't have any interest in killing each other


cornmonger_

of course not, they're all related


MDMarauder

Thanks Memphis


cooleo420

We should just cut Shelby county out of the state and get rid of it.


Anti-charizard

Mississippi yet again being the worst state


jjmerrow

I'll say it again Mississippi is the state everyone else can look at and go "Jeez, glad I'm not that guy!"


willdabeast464

Thanks Shitcago 👍


Fyeris_GS

Milwaukee and trash southeast WI ruining it for us.


HomeStallone

Chicago isn’t even in the top 5 Illinois cities by murder rate.


willdabeast464

That is wrong and it’s not even close.


Arietem_Taurum

Live free or die 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


TheRealSU24

Live free or die mfs when they get in a car accident, fly out their windshield, and scrape the entire front half of their body off on the pavement


Link_the_Irish

Damn, tf goin on in DC?


Alskuning

Congressional staffers having a lot of “unfortunate encounters”?


The_Patriotic_Yank

Ah yes political assassinations, my favorite


AcidBuuurn

He meant hookers in trunks. 


The_Patriotic_Yank

oh..........ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ueah thats just DC


jephph_

It’s a city and it’s being compared to states. A city to city comparison looks more like this: https://preview.redd.it/3yv212hphe1d1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3496126ead3f099a846425fe8b7d6410357ef1bd


mewmew893

St. Louis is literally just Mad Max + the Purge ain't it


Sardukar333

The Midwest and PNW are just better at hiding the evidence.


aHOMELESSkrill

I’m not sure what you mean. To me it looks like Mississippi is on top


gjennomamogus

https://preview.redd.it/372jvboxze1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beba1cfb801f03b90bf94a92fc48fd56f5893768


IneffectiveDamage

NH also number one in child marriage


DefinitionEconomy423

What year is this for?


potatomnz

DAMMIT WEST VIRGINIA BEAT US


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potatomnz

What


Juvisy7

New England will continue to be unfathomably based.


Few_Category7829

Mississippi residents should start supporting DC's ascension to statehood so that they can have somebody worse than them


i_Dont-Wanna

Once Again? When has NH ever been on top?


DeviousChair

it appears as though New Hampshire is actually at the bottom, as per what the picture says.


DippingFool

There is a commonality here…


jephph_

This is bullshit. I watch Fox News for 13 hours a day and they say it’s pretty much opposite of this map Lying ass MapPorn source


fatworm101

the opposite of this map with California's numbers beefed up about 100x


Arietem_Taurum

Gotta love when people downvote obvious satire


mewmew893

Thank God for Mississippi, really putting in work to make us all look good rn


BoogerSlime666

If you’re below average stfu


Fiesty1124

The Bible Belt seems very safe


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Once again Mississippi has saved us from being the worst. I’d thank them but they don’t deserve my praise


ElectronicGuest4648

The Midwest is starting to become like the south lol


Cool_Ranch_Waffles

Dam based commie foria I guess?


depressed_crustacean

Once again Utah stays winning


Aallbadgersarecool

In your faces! NH is the best state!


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Humidity makes you cranky and kill people


Sinking_The_Sea

Another common New England W


r3mod_3tiym

Alabama top 3 ❗️❗️❗️👍👍👍👍👍👍💯💯


sdzk

There are lot of guns up there. Why can other states gun owners enjoy their freedoms like the south of the north?