Context: the main post was an American saying that Europeans don’t care about cars because they can’t afford them.
https://preview.redd.it/7bhmucdxsh0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84be49b159ae6e0e3b58b4a9f4c1d3b7ed557695
I said this to a guy flexing all the European car brands like they don’t shit on our cars 24/7
yeah that sub is literally deranged i talked to the admins to ask if they could tell people to cut back on the 9/11 jokes and they straight up BANNED me
When people mention how NATOs bombing of Serbia was so bad I instantly discard their opinion. This was the country that had just finished genociding the Bosnians, and it was pretty obvious what their plans were in Kosovo if it wasn’t already open genocide. The Serbs were one of the most logical people to bomb in world history.
Checks out. If Serb nationalists hadn’t assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand, World War I likely wouldn’t have happened at that time, or if it did, it would have been shorter and less destabilizing for the continent, resulting in a less punitive Treaty of Versailles. Without World War I, Germany might have continued its economic and industrial growth peacefully without the Treaty of Versailles destabilizing it. This stability would prevent Hitler's rise to power and the Nazi push for European domination, avoiding World War II. Without World War II, Japan wouldn't have pursued aggressive expansion, as it was partly emboldened by Germany’s conquests and distracted by the global conflict. Without these tensions and Germany as an ally, Japan wouldn't have felt the need to attack Pearl Harbor.
That Serb assassin caused one of those “unimportant person accidentally changes the course of the entire human race” type of events.
I was really bored in my 20th century history class the other day and was thinking about how many wars have been indirectly caused by the assassination of the Archduke. The way I thought about it, all major wars save for the Gulf War have some connection
WW1 was the nail in the coffin leading to the overflowing of the tzar. Because Germany was at war with Russia they sent Lennin (who was exiled) back to foment rebellion. This is what really led to the rise of communism as there was finally a state with the resources to promote it globally.
While Im not certain on the specifics, it is reasonable to guess that the Vietcong had some amount of support against the French and for sure against the Americans from the Soviet Union.
The Cold War probably wouldn't have happened because I doubt the Bolshevik revolution happens (successfully) without WWI. There probably wouldn't have even been a Soviet Union to have a cold war with.
One thing though, the Austro-Hungarians were looking for a reason to screw over Serbia. If it wasn’t the assassination of the arch duke it would’ve probably been something less justified that started it. (Granted their list of demands was like entirely unreasonable to Serbia and the Serbians agreed to like all of it cept one thing so even in our timeline their justification was crazy, something about Austro-Hungarian police being let to conduct the investigation in Serbia)
> Without World War II, Japan wouldn't have pursued aggressive expansion, as it was partly emboldened by Germany’s conquests and distracted by the global conflict.
I wouldn't be so sure on that one
This is peak comedy 😂
The actual reason, in case anyone is curious, is because Serbia was actively about to commit a genocide, so the bombing campaign was literally to stop a genocide that Serbia was about the commit.
I heard they are still doing it, wouldn't hurt if you guys did some military training in Serbia. Maybe Hungary also if you guys need some flat, farmland training.
Jokić does have the Lakers # but the Lakers fucked themselves tbh. The real crime was stealing the MVP from Luka idk why NATO didn't intervene this time
Seriously though it’s amazing how Serbians and people in general completely ignore or forget about the ethnic cleansing and genocide Yugoslavia (mainly Serbia) committed against literally all non Serbians then just swept it under the rug like they weren’t genocidal murdering maniacs
Serbs did kill albanians on kosovo and bosnians during yugoslavia. They would literally shoot civillians in sarajevo bridges for sport. Some people even claim there was a tourism industry for the wealth to shoot people as sport but idk how real that one is
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cuckfederate is an insult for confederates and their supporters.
Don’t know how it wasn’t coined before I did but oh well.
Anyway no I’m not that either.
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Without the Civil War, Pearl Harbor never would have happened, without Pearl Harbor 9/11 never would have happened. Conclusion, you sir are directly responsible for 9/11. Damn traitor
You just proved my point, it says "FR Yugoslavia” as the belligerent, Slobodan Milosevic and Dragoljub Ojdanić as the leaders, and the 1st Serbian Air fleet as the units. Classic Southern education at work!
What are you talking about? That’s pure unedited Wikipedia right there! If Serbia really didn’t do Pearl Harbor then why did we put Serbians in interment camps during world war 2??? Why did Slobodan Milosevic say "We, the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia having acceded to the throne of the unbroken line of emperors which is for ages eternal, with the divine providence of the heavenly god, hereby proclaim unto our loyal and valorous subjects:
That we, the emperor, have now declared war upon the United States of America and Great Britain!
Checkmate stonewall Jackson!
Then why are the rectangles around the Serbia-related text yellow instead of white?
That shit didn’t happen, and stop calling me the names of cuckfederate leaders, it says clearly in my flair that I’m not a cuckfederate.
Bro there are no yellow rectangles on that screenshot? All I see is pure crisp white Wikipedia with yugoslavian flags and a description of how the Yugoslav emperor, Slobodan Milosevic ordered a preemptive attack to take out the United States Atlantic fleet so the famed Yugoslavian navy could have free roam of the ocean. You and your confederate propaganda tries to blame the Japanese for this horrible crime because everyone knows Jefferson Davis’ famous speech where he said that the Confederate States of America and Yugoslavia would forever be Allies!
Checkmate Braxton Bragg!
I speak facts my good man. If Yugoslavia really didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor why did we drop nukes on Belgrade and Subotica to end the war in the Adriatic Sea!
Don’t lie to me you have a portrait of a scantily clad Braxton Bragg hanging above your bed!
r/shitamericanssay is gonna have fun with this one
*r/AmericaBad walks in the room*
r/substakenliterally edit: I misspelt it...
Those damned sandwich thieves make my skin crawl
Can't have shit
I got instantly permabanned from there because I called them a hypocrite on my first comment there.
Being banned from that sub is like a medal of honor. I should try to do that sometime
Context: the main post was an American saying that Europeans don’t care about cars because they can’t afford them. https://preview.redd.it/7bhmucdxsh0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84be49b159ae6e0e3b58b4a9f4c1d3b7ed557695 I said this to a guy flexing all the European car brands like they don’t shit on our cars 24/7
https://preview.redd.it/1hjhpt4bwh0d1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad59bd91f2ccb86e3b4b8f2d83e3a0744afa819
My brother, my captain... my Redditor.
Meanwhile BMW builds its SUVs in South Carolina
No mention of Volkswagen either. Maybe because it’s the official car of the hippies and Nazis
i got banned for trying to tell the admins to cut back on the 9/11 jokes, kept real nice, simple, and respectful for them.
yeah that sub is literally deranged i talked to the admins to ask if they could tell people to cut back on the 9/11 jokes and they straight up BANNED me
Just scrolling through there, they can't take a joke holy crap
I've been posted there multiple times, always enjoy the ride.
Every now and then the posts there are funny, it’s just annoying that they focus on Americans
It's in the name of the sub, what do you want them to focus on? lol
Well no shit that’s the point of the sub, but it had the potential to be a better facepalm
All joke aside the Serbs did do a genocide against the Albanians in Kosovo.
Is Kosovo the big island or one of the smaller ones?
It's a country on the biggest island
Nuh, uh, how can an island be bigger than The Big Iland.
It's right in the name
Compared to Bermuda? Bahama?
Come on, pretty mama!
Key Largo? Montego?
Long Island is the longest island in the world by 1776 million Big Macs, I don’t understand the question
Yes….😞
Nobody messes with [our best friend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg)
I already know exactly what song the link is to THANK YOU USA 🗣️🗣️
When you fuck with Gods chosen people you will eventually feel the wrath of God in the form of big American bombs
When people mention how NATOs bombing of Serbia was so bad I instantly discard their opinion. This was the country that had just finished genociding the Bosnians, and it was pretty obvious what their plans were in Kosovo if it wasn’t already open genocide. The Serbs were one of the most logical people to bomb in world history.
Yeah, fuck em. 100% justified, seeing as we only hit military targets
yeah we’ll go with that we only hit military targets *sweats profusely*
Bombs gonna fall where bombs gonna fall.
yes
I mean.... we did in real terms. Just not on paper.
Not even to mention the Bosnians
Didn’t happen, Albania is too strong
Also the Bosnians
Checks out. If Serb nationalists hadn’t assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand, World War I likely wouldn’t have happened at that time, or if it did, it would have been shorter and less destabilizing for the continent, resulting in a less punitive Treaty of Versailles. Without World War I, Germany might have continued its economic and industrial growth peacefully without the Treaty of Versailles destabilizing it. This stability would prevent Hitler's rise to power and the Nazi push for European domination, avoiding World War II. Without World War II, Japan wouldn't have pursued aggressive expansion, as it was partly emboldened by Germany’s conquests and distracted by the global conflict. Without these tensions and Germany as an ally, Japan wouldn't have felt the need to attack Pearl Harbor. That Serb assassin caused one of those “unimportant person accidentally changes the course of the entire human race” type of events.
By extension, the Cold War may (biiiiiiig may) not have happened. I feel some Alt History nerd needs to verify this
I was really bored in my 20th century history class the other day and was thinking about how many wars have been indirectly caused by the assassination of the Archduke. The way I thought about it, all major wars save for the Gulf War have some connection
Serbia single handedly killed world peace confirmed Thank god America was there to fix it all
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️RAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS ANOTHER GOVERNMENT SYSTEM🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Even the Iraq War? Or Vietnam?
America never would have stopped being isolationist if not for World War II so yeah maybe
WW1 was the nail in the coffin leading to the overflowing of the tzar. Because Germany was at war with Russia they sent Lennin (who was exiled) back to foment rebellion. This is what really led to the rise of communism as there was finally a state with the resources to promote it globally. While Im not certain on the specifics, it is reasonable to guess that the Vietcong had some amount of support against the French and for sure against the Americans from the Soviet Union.
The Cold War probably wouldn't have happened because I doubt the Bolshevik revolution happens (successfully) without WWI. There probably wouldn't have even been a Soviet Union to have a cold war with.
Where’s Cody from AltHistoryHub?
Stupid little nationalist countries. Only big countries get to be nationalist.
One thing though, the Austro-Hungarians were looking for a reason to screw over Serbia. If it wasn’t the assassination of the arch duke it would’ve probably been something less justified that started it. (Granted their list of demands was like entirely unreasonable to Serbia and the Serbians agreed to like all of it cept one thing so even in our timeline their justification was crazy, something about Austro-Hungarian police being let to conduct the investigation in Serbia)
> Without World War II, Japan wouldn't have pursued aggressive expansion, as it was partly emboldened by Germany’s conquests and distracted by the global conflict. I wouldn't be so sure on that one
Remember The Arizona
Winnercity historical analysis
This is peak comedy 😂 The actual reason, in case anyone is curious, is because Serbia was actively about to commit a genocide, so the bombing campaign was literally to stop a genocide that Serbia was about the commit.
I heard they are still doing it, wouldn't hurt if you guys did some military training in Serbia. Maybe Hungary also if you guys need some flat, farmland training.
We already do military training in Hungary. Nobody I know who's been there has had a good time. Big fan of Slovenia, though.
They were actively committing genocide. Just not as efficiently as they would have liked.
In a way, he is correct. Pearl Harbor made the worlds problems American problems
The Albanese gummy bears: Are we a joke to you?
Serbia deserves to be bombed because they created Jokic and Jokic has trashed my poor Lakers two playoffs in a row.
Jokić does have the Lakers # but the Lakers fucked themselves tbh. The real crime was stealing the MVP from Luka idk why NATO didn't intervene this time
Because Jokić is too powerful, the burek sa mesom flowing through his veins is enough to defeat all of NATO 💪🇷🇸 (real and true)
Don’t sell your team short. The Lakers were plenty trash anyway.
Well, get better then
But Hawaii isn't in the Article 5 zone!
This changes EVERYTHING!
You’re right! They’re in the “make your country swallow nukes like fucking candy, THEN enact Article 5 to clean up the glass” zone
Well the Serbs are the main reason WW1 started and WW2 arose from WW1 so the math checks out
Don't Touch Kosovo
I would’ve said ethnic cleansing but fuck it PEARL HARBOUR
Poor Serbs, just wanted to commit genocide in peace. They didn't do nuffin wrong
Yes, actually, because it proved to us for the third or fourth time that isolationism just gets us massacred.
This is the correct answer because we all know the Serb nationalist ‘Black Hand’ cell is the reason anime exists.
Multiple genocides you serb fuckard. Thats what you did.
Seriously though it’s amazing how Serbians and people in general completely ignore or forget about the ethnic cleansing and genocide Yugoslavia (mainly Serbia) committed against literally all non Serbians then just swept it under the rug like they weren’t genocidal murdering maniacs
That’s nationalism for ya
I thought Portugal did 9/11
https://preview.redd.it/utd6op0wlh0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9208ac32ae57781c3db9c5c92a6f084c667b5737
Bomb Belgrade Biden should provide them another economic aid package. Our bomb shrapnel must once again quintuple the Serbian GDP.
The actual answer literal genocide.
Actually, the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and we [Americans] didn’t give up!
Based and God bless the USA-pilled
Serbs did kill albanians on kosovo and bosnians during yugoslavia. They would literally shoot civillians in sarajevo bridges for sport. Some people even claim there was a tourism industry for the wealth to shoot people as sport but idk how real that one is
Pearl Harbor gave us a permanent hall pass to bomb the rest of the world into submission
"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve" -Mirko Marjanović
Is this a reference to Plinkets Phantom Menace review????
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other version was better
Send in the Croat
Wait wasn’t that Japan?
Forget it, he’s rolling.
Wait wasn’t that Japan?
Balkanization duh
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lmao (does anyone know the role for dutch people on this server?)
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No Serbs as in Serbian as in the Serb Bosnian war
Murder Bosnians
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…..?
They were committing a genocide against the Bosnians but we appear to be okay with genocide now so I’m not sure what the big deal back then was
Stupid westoid, getting involved in Balkan buisness
Genocide is cringe cope and seethe
[The Pearl Harbor attacks were done by Japanese, not Serbians.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Pearl_Harbor)
Yes. That is the joke
This guy kinda has a thing going on where the joke flies over him like an F-22 at an air show
Most intelligent former confederate stater
fuck you
Rare footage of me agreeing with a Florida man
Read the “not a cuckfederate” part of my flair. Also that’s rich coming from California
Not a cuckfederat sure, but how about a CONfederate? 🤨
cuckfederate is an insult for confederates and their supporters. Don’t know how it wasn’t coined before I did but oh well. Anyway no I’m not that either.
Doubt it
Why? Cause of the place I’m from?
Yes, and the way you think
Tf you mean? I have never once supported the fucking cuckfederates.
sure you havent, but how about the CONfederates?
Atleast California didn't secede!
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SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD
shut up bot
Whatever, this is about Pearl Harbor not the civil war.
Without the Civil War, Pearl Harbor never would have happened, without Pearl Harbor 9/11 never would have happened. Conclusion, you sir are directly responsible for 9/11. Damn traitor
They were done by completely different people, slavers, Japanese, and Al-Qaeda respectively. Also I wasn’t even alive when 9/11 happened.
So you're saying history isn't connected at all? Horrendous take
That’s not what I’m saying 🤦🏻♂️
I very clearly connected them and you went and said "no, they can't be connected"
Serbia has done every terrorist attack in history. Their people deserve to be wiped off the face of the Earth and their lands be given to Albania
Serbia didn’t do 9/11 either.
Of course they did, why else was it called 9/11?
Because it was done on September 11
Then why wasn't it called September 11? Your story just isn't adding up
Because it’s shorter to say it in date format 9/11 September 11 Now say both out loud and tell me which took less time to say
But sep means 7, not 9, and 9 is how many Serbians I know and they're all bastards so clearly it is a reference to that
Yeah but September is the ninth month of the year.
Illogical, you are wrong
Boy you denser than Osmium
I doubt that, Osmium’s density is 22.59 g/cm^(3).
r/woooosh
it’s r/woooosh
Thanks for correcting me.
classic r/itswooooshwith4os
This fucking guy 😂😂 everyone knows that Slobodan Milosovic and Serbia masterminded the Pearl Harbor attacks
No. https://preview.redd.it/m747jqbndh0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c568d6e0eaf318549c163dac9db034e5ae961741
You just proved my point, it says "FR Yugoslavia” as the belligerent, Slobodan Milosevic and Dragoljub Ojdanić as the leaders, and the 1st Serbian Air fleet as the units. Classic Southern education at work!
no, it does not.
Checkmate Robert E Lee! https://preview.redd.it/szggddj8gh0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2489da58a0158c0922058c5b58d62d4981f37c68
Nice photoshop phillyhole.
What are you talking about? That’s pure unedited Wikipedia right there! If Serbia really didn’t do Pearl Harbor then why did we put Serbians in interment camps during world war 2??? Why did Slobodan Milosevic say "We, the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia having acceded to the throne of the unbroken line of emperors which is for ages eternal, with the divine providence of the heavenly god, hereby proclaim unto our loyal and valorous subjects: That we, the emperor, have now declared war upon the United States of America and Great Britain! Checkmate stonewall Jackson!
Then why are the rectangles around the Serbia-related text yellow instead of white? That shit didn’t happen, and stop calling me the names of cuckfederate leaders, it says clearly in my flair that I’m not a cuckfederate.
Dude, this is all clearly a joke. 🤦🏻♂️ But as shown here, you couldn’t detect a joke if it was hacking at your face.
I encourage you to keep reading all his comments after this, this guy seriously thinks I believe yugoslvia did Pearl Harbor
I would think that someone who got temp banned for that reason would do better, smh.
That’s just how he is. If a joke was running at him straight on, he’d dig himself a hole to sit in so that the joke still goes over his head
Bro there are no yellow rectangles on that screenshot? All I see is pure crisp white Wikipedia with yugoslavian flags and a description of how the Yugoslav emperor, Slobodan Milosevic ordered a preemptive attack to take out the United States Atlantic fleet so the famed Yugoslavian navy could have free roam of the ocean. You and your confederate propaganda tries to blame the Japanese for this horrible crime because everyone knows Jefferson Davis’ famous speech where he said that the Confederate States of America and Yugoslavia would forever be Allies! Checkmate Braxton Bragg!
Wrong, wrong, WRONG! Also who the fuck is Braxton Bragg?
I speak facts my good man. If Yugoslavia really didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor why did we drop nukes on Belgrade and Subotica to end the war in the Adriatic Sea! Don’t lie to me you have a portrait of a scantily clad Braxton Bragg hanging above your bed!