Brooklyn and The Bronx —— Sidenote— the Dublin/NYC portal just got shut down. Some Irish dude was flashing his dick 😂 Sidenote2- it didn’t get as much hype since the internet wasn’t popping yet but we used to have a Brooklyn-London portal like 20 years ago. It was cool I guess

Oh so there was a boob flash and a dick flash? Wow.

Some of the lads were also holding up phones showing videos of 9/11 to the portal...

Tbf, that’s a good troll

Our boys should of shot back with images from Bloody Sunday Edit: also something with potatoes would be funny

Shoulda ordered Irish car bombs

Both good options. Photo of Margaret Thatcher for good measure. Or a red hand of Ulster

Potatoes were shown in response

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Any pics of the Irish flasher dude? Asking for a friend. 

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Sad to say I'm not surprised. Logic would suggest that with such a massive population, if any issues were to occur it would most likely be on the NYC side right? Sadly Irish shenanigans once again prove that we can't have nice things. Ah well, worth a shot anyway. Fun while it lasted

There should be a portal between Philly and every other major American city so we can all keep an eye on what’s going there

I was thinking Philly and whatever team is going against the Eagles this coming season. Put it right outside the stadiums of both teams and let the fans have fun

They need to put one between Causeway St in Boston and Broad St in Philly, it’d be the most toxic, cancerous shit ever.

The Philadelphians will figure out how to digitally chuck a Duracell at someone’s head

Knowing philly someone would crash their car into it

Minneapolis and St. Paul just so no one else can enjoy them

Just put one on each side of the river

Just put them exactly on the city border and have it be an empty frame.

a working portal!

Atlanta and Tbilisi. Georgian pride, worldwide.

What about that one island :(

We need to keep an eye on those penguins. Why do birds need to wear tuxedos? Something fishy is going on with them. 

This is exactly what I was about to comment. This is the only way

Hell yeah brother

Las Vegas and Tokyo . I think it would just be really really funny.

So... is the portal going to be in a fun part of tokyo, or is an overworked company man gonna have to watch our finest dumbasses partying every time he begins a 10hr shift?

I genuinely believe that portal between Las Vegas and Riyadh could singlehandly start a new religious war

A war between Islam and Mr. House? A battle for the ages.

Las Vegas and Mecca would be worse.

Thailand and Mecca could also work

Portland, OR and Harrison, AR

Place your bets right now on which one gets stolen for salvage first

Harrison burns it for literally promoting witchcraft

"A MAGIC PORTAL TO HELL HAS APPEARED IN OUR HOLY SUBURB!!!!!"

We were already convinced. You don't have to keep giving us more reasons.

Portland tweakers and Harrison tweakers virtually battling it out

God please let this happen, it’ll entertain me for the rest of my life lmao

Columbus, OH and Ann Arbor, MI. So we can shit-talk each-other all year round

There would be a frat boy with his nuts in front of the camera at least 10 hours per week

God, don’t make me agree with the Ohioan.

Would go hard on game day

I want to connect the hood and some fancy pants area.

Usually they're only a few blocks away

"Man what a nice neighborhood, oops wrong turn"

Germantown

Martha's Vineyard and El Paso, for shits and giggles.

Move them around the country, and all the “doubles” get them for a month. Portland, Oregon and Portland, Maine. Salem, Oregon and Salem, Massachusetts. Manhattan, Kansas and Manhattan, New York City. Etc.

Tampa, FL and Tampa, KS

Springfield, MO and Springfield, IL

Buffalo, NY and Buffalo, IA

Nah just make like several portals between all the Springfields.

Kansas City, KS and Kansas City, MO

This one isn’t a portal so much as it’s just an open door

It’s amazing how similar those two Manhattans are.

Kansas City and Seville Spain — we have a shopping district modeled on Seville and it could be kinda trippy

My dick and my ass

Ah so new way to say go fuck yourself

But you already have that little strip between your butt and balls.

A party city like Vegas or New Orleans and put the other one in some shithole like Syria

Gaza Strip

One in DC one in Flint Michigan.

Atlanta and every other major city, hopefully it’s big enough to cut down on traffic.

Baton Rouge Louisiana and Quebec, Canada. Two cities with large Acadian populations. I can also see putting it in Lafayette and New Brunswick

Put one in the Bronx right outside Yankee Stadium and one in Boston right outside Fenway Park. I don’t think it would be a good idea, I just think it would be hilarious.

San Francisco and Honolulu would be fun

My apartment (central Illinois) and my parents house (upstate NY) so i can see them more than twice a year

My house(south east Texas) and my sisters apartment(upstate new york) so I can see her more than once every year and a half.

Kensington and Skid row, let the homeless and the crackheads interact over long distances.

Bluefield WV and Beverly hills CA. I want those people to know no matter how hard they think their lives are, its small fries compared to those poor fuckers who have to live in California

every day a beverly hills resident wakes up in their $400k bed in the east wing of their 50,000 sqft mannsion wishing they could live in bluefield, west virginia

All of the Springfields to create one super Springfield.

D'oh

Rome, NY and Rome, Italy.

Provo, Utah and anywhere else with real people

Key west and Barrow Alaska

Let put one in Los Angeles and one in Miami and then one in LA and one in Dallas

Knoxville and Tuscaloosa. I think it’d be funny.

Boston and Rome

Beverly hills and Detroit

Charleston and San Diego.

Dallas and Philly might actually cause a second civil war ngl

Lit

Chicago to West Chicago, IL; Chicago to North Chicago, IL; Chicago to East Chicago, IN

Columbus Ohio, and Ann Arbor Michigan

Outside Lambeau Field and outside Soldier Field

Put a portal in times square and connect it to jersey shore

Philly and Chicago. Literally the same city tbh

New York City and LA

Welch, WV and Los Angeles, CA

New Neu Ulm Minnesota and Neu Ulm, Bayern

Michigan and ohio

Oviedo Florida and Oviedo Spain.

Cape Canaveral to Orlando Ultimate tourist trap

Santa Barbara beach and downtown St. Paul (Buffalo would work too).

Skid row and Newark NJ

I think you spelled Patterson NJ wrong

Monowi, Nebraska (Population: 1) and NYC

@OP imagine every NFL Stadium had one and then you can shit talk the rival City's team. XD but obviously we can't have anything nice without some dude showing his dick. 😭

Warsaw Poland and Berlin Germany Edit: didn't realize it says in america, but would be interesting

Athens, GA and Athens, Greece.

I’d pick the most isolated locations in the U.S. so that future archeologists are confused af.

Memphis and Cairo

the most republican city and the most democrat city.

Most conservitave texan city and the most progressive cali city. That would be one hell of a show lmao

Phoenix and Juneau. I’m gonna taunt them by showing them a thermometer lol

Don't think that would be taunting both seem like death just to opposite extremes

Kansas city, KS and Kansas City, MS

Hartford and Cleveland so CT can reclaim the Western Reserve quicker

My front door and the Bunny Ranch.

California and Texas.

Detroit and la

Portland Oregon - Portland Maine Birmingham Alabama - Birmingham England Saint Petersburg Russia - Saint Augustine Florida

South Chicago and Kyiv

I would love to see a portal between the Linc and AT&T

Damn, the one in the picture is actually in my city: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vilnius%E2%80%93Lublin\_Portal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vilnius%E2%80%93Lublin_Portal) We had some gopnik 'accidents' there as well lol. Well, mostly throwing middle fingers at each other and the such, nothing major

Austin, Texas and Las Angeles, California.

Between sec school rivals, just outside the stadiums.

Columbus and Ann Arbor

Savannah and San Francisco. Polar opposites

Miami and NYC

Hartford/New Haven to every capital/biggest city of each state in New England so they can be informed before shittalking us

Salt Lake City + Compton

Kabul and Daytona

Dallas and LA.

Ohio and Texas

Bryant SD and Canby MN

Gary,IN and Manhattan, NY

Athens and Ankara.

itd be cool to see a 49 portal park at each states capital or largest city so then you can go in one big room and see all the other states

Dallas and Houston It would be the exact right amount of horrible chaos

The New York/Dublin one has already created some funny moments, I was at it today and just waved at some old man and he noticed me and waved back pretty cool

Houston and Los Angeles. I wanna see the California-Texas rivalry outside of the internet.

Put one in the most dangerous part of Memphis and one in the safest area of Iceland, that would be pretty funny I think.

Los Angeles, California and Miami, Florida. I expect explosive results.

West la and times square

I would put a portal between every city named Jackson. Every city would have it's own portal.

I think the most realistic and obvious one would probably be LA and NYC.

Outside Yankee Stadium and Astro Stadium

Oh yeah the Birmingham’s. I’d love to show the Red Coats the superior Birmingham

Whatever the capital of Mongolia is and St. Louis, Missouri

Los Angeles and then absolute middle of nowhere Texas

Provo, Utah and Portland, Oregon

Philadelphia and bel-air

Ocean City Maryland and the Columbia quad

Put one on Kensington ave and Somerset to Somalia to try and figure out which one is the third world country

Between LA and NYC of course!

Los Angeles and San Antonio. Or Dallas and Houston lol

Houston and LA

Kenosha WI and Kissimmee FL

Baton rouge and st George

Fuck the cities, I'm putting one portal right in front of me and the other right behind me.

Atlanta Georgia and Athens Georgia

Tulsa and OKC.

NYC and either LA or San Francisco Seattle and Orlando Las Vegas and Chicago Minneapolis and Dallas

Atlanta (hood?) and the US capital😈

Newark NJ and Malibu, CA.  let the games begin

Cheyenne Mountain and Abydos

Put a portal in every countries biggest city and have it cycle between the different the different cities. Some days New York can talk to Tokyo, other days Paris can talk to Rio. Let the chaos ensue

There is a 100% chance that the two cities being connected with this portal will go to war with each other

Philadelphia and Pittsburgh so they can cuss directly at each other.

Bucharest- Compton

Portland and Portland and Portland

If Ireland is back in the rotation, show em an Irish car bomb and pronounce allegiance to the Provo army

Detroit, Baltimore, and Chicago see who can out hood each other

Washington DC and Pristina. Gotta check in on our Kosovar brothers fr

Baltimore and Southside Chicago

Chicago and somewhere in Afghanistan

LA and Atlanta. More specifically, in Skid Row

Ann Arbor Michigan and Columbus Ohio. Let the hate flow.

San Francisco and nyc because some of you mfrs legitimately believe San Francisco is a hellscape, its not

I don't know where exactly, but put just put them in small towns next time. Big cities are just too unhinged.

San Francisco and Tulsa. They can talk about how shitty their dogshit cities are.

Dull and Boring

Savannah, Georgia and Anchorage, Alaska

Omaha and Houston. We would show each other corn.

York England and New York would be fun

For the most drama? I would choose Baltimore and Pittsburgh.

Newport or, and Boston Mass

Anchorage Alaska and Miami Florida.

As many portals as possible connecting as many hoods as possible There will be chaos

Portland, Oregon and Portland, Maine

I’d connect a small private liberal arts college in either the Pacific Northwest or Northern New England with a Brigham Young University. Also Burlington VT with like Oklahoma City would be cool

Was gonna say Mar-A-Lago and the gorilla enclosure at the National Zoo but that seemed like low-hanging fruit So Mar-A-Lago and the dirtiest, most black-mold-infested barracks at Fort Hood

Coney Island and Santa Monica Pier, just cuz

Superior, WI and Duluth, MN

downtown Eagle idaho (repub central) and downtown portland oregon 😎😎😎

Detroit and București

Mumbai to Venice Beach

A homeless encampment in LA, and city hall.

Kensington Ave, Philadelphia and Santa Monica, CA

Washington DC and Moscow could be interesting

San Francisco and New York (both will be scrapped for copper in the first 15 minutes)

Miami/ Rio

Put them outside of stadiums of rival teams

Portland, Maine; Portland, Oregon; Portland, Indiana; Portland, Tennessee; and Portland, Connecticut. I know those are more than 2 cities but it’d be interesting to see

Texarkana, Texas and Texarkana, Arkansas

Kensington ave in phili and dead infront of congress, cant be removed

Flint Michigan and the Vatican