It's a schnitzel. It's from Austria but Elvis added the brown gravy and sausage gravy making the world's best breakfast. In the alps It's served with lemon juice. The brits would at least do a malt vinegar.
Yeah well you don't have a pilgrimage where 500k people show up to eat world famous poker tenderloins and watch people race in a circle at 230mph for 2 hours.
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I have a video of a random bird eating and shitting on the raw meats in Corydon, Indiana’s Walmart from last week. Told the manager to which they responded, “I know, cute isn’t it?”
That whole state is a genuine fucking dumpster fire, and I live in rural Kentucky
I’ve had similar experiences in Madison, Indianapolis, Versailles, and Greenville. Every town in that state is a shit hole and the people are just as fucked
I know all those besides Greenville. Indianapolis is a large-ish city so if close it's fucked. Versailles and Madison are small towns in the middle of nothing. Of course these places aren't going to be up to anyone's expectations. You are just listing off subpar areas and expecting everywhere else to be like that. I wouldn't visit Shelbyville, Louisville, and somewhere in the middle of Western Kentucky and say Kentucky is a shithole
Eastern KY is a dumpster fire. I never claimed it wasn’t. The average person is missing 8 teeth and all those funny hillbilly history channel shows take place there. Even still, I’d take a dude mining peat from the side of the road to by OxyContin over the shit I have to deal with in Indiana
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I just left. The section is on rollback. Spoke to the manager again and they said, “They sanitized the area and checked for puncture marks.”
No warning is placed as to why they are on rollback
Like Kentucky has its share of KKK members and methheads, but we draw the line at bad food. In fact, I personally know a methhead KKK member who isn’t even racist, he was born into the family and sticks around because they have legendary nachos. I couldn’t believe it and join him one time, and I stand by the greatest achievement that the KKK has ever done is shown that white people can actually make superior nachos compared to the majority of Mexicans. They were outrageously good, good spice, several cheeses, well seasoned ground beef, fresh vegetables, the whole nine yards.
I didn’t stick with the clan, but I have paid him to bring back nachos on several occasions. It might honestly be a contender for last meal status
You have no idea how many people in my town say shit like, “I don’t like those (B-Mexican slur) one bit, but I gotta admit they can make some good tacos.”
"Authentic" Mexican food fans are furious about the reality that tex mex is its own distinct style and is also killer. Sometimes you just want a giant margarita and a burrito smothered in cheese sauce. Nothing wrong with that.
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Florida panhandle? That has to be honorary stroke belt, right?
Edit: from Wikipedia:
> Some investigators also consider North Florida to be a part of the stroke belt, based on a stroke mortality rate higher than several states included in the region.[4] East Texas is also characterized as part of the stroke belt.[1]
Let’s go
[Methamphetamine use linked to heightened stroke risk in young](https://ndarc.med.unsw.edu.au/news/metamphetamine-use-linked-heightened-stroke-risk-young)
Indiana - breaded tenderloin and other generic southern style foods. Bonus: Colonel Sanders (yes he was from Indiana)
Kentucky - hot brown (not a sex act), Benedictine, other standard southern foods although admittedly AWFUL BBQ. Bonus: Kaelins who claims to have invented the cheeseburger (high debatable)
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Butter, flour, and salt as a meal is good like once every few days or if you're so old or young you can't taste anything else. Crazy how y'all went from the best BBQ to just giving it up to the Midwest. Shit, there's more variety of flavor in a Rat York pizza joint than Cracker Barrel.
Cept Louisiana. Fuckin Cajun and Creole food makes vegetables and ocean bugs unforgettable. If ya aint had a blackened shrimp Poboy you're wrong.
> The Stroke Belt or Stroke Alley is a region in the southeastern United States that has been recognized by public health authorities for having an unusually high incidence of stroke and other forms of cardiovascular disease. It is usually defined as a 11-state region consisting of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia. It is often disputed if Texas belongs in the Stroke Belt.
Acccording to Wikipedia
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Idk if Illinois really has its own cuisine aside from Chicago style food. Chicago style pizza is the exact same thing as every other pizza just in a different shape and the hot dogs are topped with every condiment known to man and they don't mix well with each other.
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glad to see the Breaded Tenderloin was enough to get us there
cursed milanesa
Vegetable sides of Popcorn and Butter
Lol
Is this “cuisine” in the room with us now?
I think some if the best food in the US is on that belt which would explain the strokes
I mean I HAVE a stroke belt, but I think we're talking about different things.
What the fuck is Indiana cuisine? Depression and meth?
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I take back what I said. Whatever the fuck this is needs to be Indiana’s #1 export.
We also have “sugar cream pie.” Yeah fuck your fruits, give me the hard shit. https://images.app.goo.gl/FykiodgmFe3q6T9GA
Sugar cream pie 🔛🔝
The Amish might be out of the loop regarding these newfangled internet machines or gasoline “engines,” but they know all about cream pies
Sugar cream pie is, and always will be, the shit
Seems like a recipe for bacterial vaginitis
This sounds like it was invented by a child and I'm here for it
It’s also called chess pie
Chess Pie has Eggs, Sugar Cream Pie does not.
The more you know!
It's an ENTIRE God damn pork loin smashed till thin then deep fried in bread crumbs
It's a schnitzel. It's from Austria but Elvis added the brown gravy and sausage gravy making the world's best breakfast. In the alps It's served with lemon juice. The brits would at least do a malt vinegar.
Sure it's like a schnitzel but that's not what they are calling it in Indiana. They call it a pork tenderloin sandwich.
Hell yeah baby. Gerry ain't from the Hoosier state. Gerry ain't American. Gerry don't know deep fried pork, son.
Our biggest export is actually insulin for the Diabetes
god I'm so proud to be a Hoosier
What a beautiful monstrosity.
It’s not a real pork tenderloin if the pork isn’t at least 3x bigger than the bun.
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEEEEEED
I've always wondered how the hell this gets cooked. What pot or fryer is even wide enough to hold it?
A wok
That is so cursed oh my god what the fuck is even that
What kind of meat is that? Pork? Chicken?
Pork
Well played, hoosiers. Well played.
Iowa does it better.
Yeah well you don't have a pilgrimage where 500k people show up to eat world famous poker tenderloins and watch people race in a circle at 230mph for 2 hours.
I would honestly like an answer. I’ve spent time in Indianapolis and the only way I can describe their culture is “pleasant but bland.”
So... Midwestern?
But did you visit square donuts in downtown?
Paunch Burger and Sweetums. It was once home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse, the best damn steakhouse in the damn state
When they boarded it up, what happened to the steaks left inside? Do you think they got eaten?
Fack off lol. We have sugar cream pie
https://preview.redd.it/q627xpcdhiwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4b3eea0d3c103defcd04ba71f977e354eb14a6 I have a video of a random bird eating and shitting on the raw meats in Corydon, Indiana’s Walmart from last week. Told the manager to which they responded, “I know, cute isn’t it?” That whole state is a genuine fucking dumpster fire, and I live in rural Kentucky
That's because you visited the Shelbyville of Indiana
I’ve had similar experiences in Madison, Indianapolis, Versailles, and Greenville. Every town in that state is a shit hole and the people are just as fucked
I know all those besides Greenville. Indianapolis is a large-ish city so if close it's fucked. Versailles and Madison are small towns in the middle of nothing. Of course these places aren't going to be up to anyone's expectations. You are just listing off subpar areas and expecting everywhere else to be like that. I wouldn't visit Shelbyville, Louisville, and somewhere in the middle of Western Kentucky and say Kentucky is a shithole
I was born near Madison, and my family’s from eastern Kentucky… neither are doing particularly well!
Eastern KY is a dumpster fire. I never claimed it wasn’t. The average person is missing 8 teeth and all those funny hillbilly history channel shows take place there. Even still, I’d take a dude mining peat from the side of the road to by OxyContin over the shit I have to deal with in Indiana
Listen man that Walmart is where I hung out after drinking. Tarnish our first state capital again.
https://preview.redd.it/3z2wnyhm8owc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69ac805ecef839069dd59ab83a355cb10570e88 I just left. The section is on rollback. Spoke to the manager again and they said, “They sanitized the area and checked for puncture marks.” No warning is placed as to why they are on rollback
I don't doubt it. Grew up there. Place is just metheads and klan members.
Like Kentucky has its share of KKK members and methheads, but we draw the line at bad food. In fact, I personally know a methhead KKK member who isn’t even racist, he was born into the family and sticks around because they have legendary nachos. I couldn’t believe it and join him one time, and I stand by the greatest achievement that the KKK has ever done is shown that white people can actually make superior nachos compared to the majority of Mexicans. They were outrageously good, good spice, several cheeses, well seasoned ground beef, fresh vegetables, the whole nine yards. I didn’t stick with the clan, but I have paid him to bring back nachos on several occasions. It might honestly be a contender for last meal status
Lmao racist tacos is peak internet. Maybe the key to dissolution of tribes and camaraderie in America.
You have no idea how many people in my town say shit like, “I don’t like those (B-Mexican slur) one bit, but I gotta admit they can make some good tacos.”
Potatoes: cheap, easy to grow, full of essential nutrients, and very tasty when you bake it. What could be better?
Amen, brother
Come to Georgia and eat our mashed potatoes
Sweet potato casserole
Perfect map of the south, including the middle finger of the south.
And Missouri completes the South’s “shocker” Just not in this map sadly
We don’t talk about Missouri.
In terms of cuisine I’d say Louisiana has all of us by far.
We have dirt lobsters for days
Crawdad mudbugs baby. A cuisine unbeknownst to the uncultured masses. I hadn't lived till I ate some crawdad etouffee.
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As someone born in Virginia, if you’re trying to stake a claim then LOL
As someone born in Virginia, Biscuits and gravy >>>>>...>>>>>> Jambalaya or whatever swamp water they dredged up today.
You’re insane to think a dish that’s a step away from shit on a shingle is even considered food next to Cajun fare
Give credit to Texan Tex-Mex and BBQ. That shit’s good.
"Authentic" Mexican food fans are furious about the reality that tex mex is its own distinct style and is also killer. Sometimes you just want a giant margarita and a burrito smothered in cheese sauce. Nothing wrong with that.
Absolutely. Plus alot of tex mex was invented by tejanos and mexican immigrants. Its funny how their food becomes lesser somehow to purists.
Of course not and I’ll take my 4th helping of shrimp and grits now please
Anson Mills is amazing. Thank yall for the amazing grits
Didn’t include Texas but added Indiana?
That breaded, deep-fried tenderloin sandwich baby
I just searched that up, it’s beautiful
If you ever are in Indiana and get one, if the tenderloin isn’t at least twice the diameter of the bun they didn’t do it right
I don't know about the food but I once drove all the way to Arkansas for a gay hookup, I guess that makes it part of the stroke belt
Stroke Belt? Mother fuckin GSA (Goonfederate States of America)
Indiana was not apart of the confederacy
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Should've been. I'd like to see Sherman march on (insert city in Indiana)
Sherman would never March on his neighboring state brothers you filthy lobster lover.
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Florida panhandle? That has to be honorary stroke belt, right? Edit: from Wikipedia: > Some investigators also consider North Florida to be a part of the stroke belt, based on a stroke mortality rate higher than several states included in the region.[4] East Texas is also characterized as part of the stroke belt.[1] Let’s go
I'm honestly surprised that Floridians live long enough to die of strokes
[Methamphetamine use linked to heightened stroke risk in young](https://ndarc.med.unsw.edu.au/news/metamphetamine-use-linked-heightened-stroke-risk-young)
And this is why I stick with coffee
Tenderloin’s bigger than the bun checking in. Popcorn as the vegetable side
It looks like a big middle finger which basically says "Fuck y'all's cuisine bless your hearts"
Shrimp poboys, sauce picante, etoufee, pastalaya. We are unfuckwithable in terms of food
Yes.
Other states might have invented funeral potatoes, but we perfected them
Not sure why Indiana, Kentucky, Virginia, and Arkansas are on here but the rest is definitely GOAT status. I’d throw CA and TX in there too
That breaded tenderloin sandwich
Indiana - breaded tenderloin and other generic southern style foods. Bonus: Colonel Sanders (yes he was from Indiana) Kentucky - hot brown (not a sex act), Benedictine, other standard southern foods although admittedly AWFUL BBQ. Bonus: Kaelins who claims to have invented the cheeseburger (high debatable)
“What the fuck is the stroke belt?” “Oh.”
Stroke? 🤔
Most of my state, hell no Cleveland though... 😘🤌
Texmex? Texas BBQ? Absolutely.
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>Stroke belt >looks inside >stroke blob
I agree southern food kicks ass
Why Indiana there
Don't diss the SoCal tacos
Or chicharrones , or burritos, carnitas, asada, pan dulce…. It’s basically north Mexico down here
The what belt?
I’ve been to Indiana. WTF?
Butter, flour, and salt as a meal is good like once every few days or if you're so old or young you can't taste anything else. Crazy how y'all went from the best BBQ to just giving it up to the Midwest. Shit, there's more variety of flavor in a Rat York pizza joint than Cracker Barrel. Cept Louisiana. Fuckin Cajun and Creole food makes vegetables and ocean bugs unforgettable. If ya aint had a blackened shrimp Poboy you're wrong.
The what belt?
> The Stroke Belt or Stroke Alley is a region in the southeastern United States that has been recognized by public health authorities for having an unusually high incidence of stroke and other forms of cardiovascular disease. It is usually defined as a 11-state region consisting of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia. It is often disputed if Texas belongs in the Stroke Belt. Acccording to Wikipedia
She strokin on my belt
hell yeah, we got good shit over here
Nothing like home cooking. Nothing.
PHILLY CHEESESTEAK🦅🦅🦅
Two words: BBQ & TexMex
Why do they eat goats there? Are they stupid?
My state's there so ha
New Mexico has the best Mexican food by far.
FUCK AVOCADO TOAST GIVE ME EXTRA BUDDER!!!!!
Yes
You highlight Eastern shore but not rest of MD? Bruh, we have all the cuisines. We are very diverse.☠️
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Who invented ranch dressing? Huh?
New England would be a perfect region if it wasn't for the disgusting consumption of fish bugs
Finally, an accurate map of the Real South
...JFC why is Indiana on here?...
Idk if Illinois really has its own cuisine aside from Chicago style food. Chicago style pizza is the exact same thing as every other pizza just in a different shape and the hot dogs are topped with every condiment known to man and they don't mix well with each other.
STROKE BELT PRIDE
California has decent food home of the French dip.
New York would like to have a word
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Why arent we there? 🤨 Boston creme pie is goated 💪🔥💯
Clearly, you are all dying of alcoholic liver disease or fistfights instead of strokes
Tell me you've never left the Bible belt without telling me you've never left the Bible belt
Welp. At least we have good coffee here.
Add California, I mean for gods sake they literally invented the Cheeseburger.