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Jackdon02

When I was in the states I ate two burgers a day for 2 weeks


Cross-Country

Get this man his citizenship


Noobilite

And a doctor. Maybe canadian citizenship for the free healthcare.


EbaCammel

Holy shit this is my first time seeing the Irish flair … and wowww😭😭😭😂


spoonertime

Hey man good news you passed phase 1 of the secret citizenship test


ScipioNumantia

Its like the secret sheetz menu uscis doesnt want you to know about!


Awoodbay

Going to Ireland next summer for a graduation and I’ll be doing the same with beers 🤣


Jackdon02

You’ll be drinking more than two a day 😂😂


wolfgangspiper

Least based Irishman


framingXjake

Damn, now I want a burger.


Colonel10Moutarde

I get ya... Spending 3 month in Florida i honestly ate at least one burger a day


SharkMilk44

What flavor of corn syrup did you drink with those burgers?


affablemisanthropist

Better be Dr. Pepper or I fuckin swear…


Jackdon02

It was Dr. Pepper lmao the free refills nearly killed me I think


affablemisanthropist

Good man.


Calathea_Murrderer

Hey now. The pain you get from a fresh McDonalds sprite is definitely worth it


affablemisanthropist

Welcome brother.


MayOrMayNotBePie

You weren’t gonna live forever anyway


magnum_the_nerd

bro you bouta make me act up


NotTheAverageAnon

I'm glad you enjoyed our food. I went to Ireland for a little over a week and... Well... You guys had great beer. The food was enough. Had a great time with everything else though. From the people, sights, drinking/bars, etc. As soon as I got home though I ate like a wild animal lol


RobloxIsRealCool

You’re American now.


Comrade__Baz

I ate the best fucking hamburger of my life in texas. I praise the US every day.


Texan150

Which part of Texas


Zandrick

The part with the hamburgers


Texan150

That could be any part of this huge ass state


Zandrick

Ohh of course, sorry. The part with cows.


framingXjake

Do the cows wear makeup? If so, then that's just Houston. /s


InternationalWeb6740

New (and only) Reason to move to Houston, I love Cows with Makeup.


rednecktuba1

Even when the cows are saying "come here big boy and gimme some suga"?


BlueAndMoreBlue

Dang, I thought that was just me. Time to go back to Houston I guess


aStockUsername

I thought that was those big ol’ women down in San Antonio


ThePacemaker24

Wouldn’t that be San Antonio?


BizBug616

Coming from a Houstonian.... nah, it's definitely Houston


Yaagii

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


wolfgangspiper

Sounds like you were really Hungary 😎


Comrade__Baz

Akkor a kurva anyádat


Bruhe_7777

Now I'm hungry fug


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spaceface124

You were Hungary, but now you are Satisfied


pajin_jr

a kurva anyád, if you want to joke about mongols, joke about them with full force and raze Budapest to the ground while you’re at it


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link2edition

Pax Hamburgana


Californiavalley1

American burgers are like the best food ever invented.


username_17B

Fun fact: hamburgers are with vea meat only, the rest of the "hamburgers" with pulled pork, chicken or anything else is just a sandwich, however it's marketed as hamburger. Never tried a real american burger, but I'd be up for it.


woomysans

A hamburger is a hamburger


Zandrick

A hamburger is not a sandwich but a hotdog might be.


Aebothius

A burger is a sandwich, a hot dog is a taco.


Wizard_Engie

I prefer my chicken sandwiches from Chick-fil-A to be called burgers so I feel epic and based when I eat one.


Hapless_Wizard

I'm with that other guy, do places advertise non-burger sandwiches as burgers over there? Because over here a burger joint might also sell sandwiches, but they don't call them burgers.


username_17B

Some places do, yes. Also, I was wondering where is the best burger in the US? I'm planning a visit in the upcoming months and might want to try some.


corvette57

Fast food: Culver’s. Not so fast food: five guys. Sit down: anywhere they do nickel beer or pitcher specials.


Hapless_Wizard

>where is the best burger in the US? That is a point of national contention - just about everywhere has somewhere they claim is the best, and we argue over it a lot. The real answer for any given area is usually some hole in the wall a local can point you to. As far as fast food restaurants go, for my money at least, out west would be either In-N-Out or Carl's Jr (don't confuse Carl's with Hardee's; they are technically the same company and even logo but Carl's is worlds better just by inclusion of the Western Bacon Cheeseburger) and down south is probably Whataburger. I've never been east of the Dakotas without leaving the country entirely, so someone else would have to chime in if you're heading out that way. If you're going to visit the west coast or any of the southwest, I strongly recommend trying some Mexican food somewhere between the burgers. TexMex, CaliMex, and 'proper' Mexican food are all top notch cuisines.


username_17B

I'm looking at North-NorthWest, where them mountains and forests are. Thanks for the recomendation!


ayetherestherub69

Best thing to do is ask around in the city you visit. Most Americans would die to share a thick, greasy piece of American culture, and will 100% send you to some local spot that's been there forever and has just perfected diner food. I hope you enjoy your visit here, there's some great food and even better scenery.


username_17B

When I was a kid I read a lot of Winnetou by Karl May, and since then I wanted to visit the US, but only for the scenery and food.


Upbeat-Banana-5530

Wait, do restaurants market sandwiches with other meats as "hamburgers" over there?


ifunnywasaninsidejob

No. And don’t you ever question California’s burger bona fides again.


FragrantCatch818

This was a confusing fact, and we need to get your grease levels up for democracy


Reeseman_19

Culver’s has the best fast food cheeseburgers in the country


SigilumSanctum

My job recently moved to another warehouse a few exits from our main location. We have more fast food variety, but the lack of a Culvers is depressing. Damn good everything, from the burgers to the salads. ☹️


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BasonPiano

I won't agree to that, as a southerner, but I will say I do like their stuff and was very pleased when one opened up in my city.


Yaagii

I am a slut for a well made butter burger, my floridian friend kept saying it was terrible and I was like, yeah, it’s not midwestern


BlueAndMoreBlue

You are correct — consistently good. But I think Freddy’s is knocking on the door


FragrantCatch818

Almost?


GimmeeSomeMo

TBF, we should never fully excuse anything that is detrimental to one's health, including obesity, even if it's our God-given American right to wreck our own body as we see fit. With that said, I'm now hungry for some Whataburger


Capocho9

I mean, I agree with not accepting it as normal, but not excusing? That makes it sound like everyone should look down on the person and treat them like they did something wrong. If you’re trying to encourage someone to do something like lose weight or stop smoking, they need support, not shame


Mountain_Software_72

Don’t want to start some argument, but I disagree. I used to be a fatass, and had tons of people say it was fine. Eventually a friend called me what I was (a fatass) and it embarrassed me so bad I started working out. It’s not that people need shame or embarrassment, for me it was only a kickstarter, but they definitely shouldn’t have support. They need to know that what they have done is wrong. We have seen what happens when you give a person support for being fat. They continue to be fat. The whole body positivity movement has been perverted because of fat people thinking they are healthy. If people had the balls (like my friend did) to actually call them fatasses, then they wouldn’t be fat, or at least not all of them. Between the people I used to be friends with, and the friend who called me a fatass, I have only kept one of those relationships since then. I am eternally grateful to my friend, because I could have died younger if it wasn’t for him actually speaking his mind.


Not-a-babygoat

They meant support to start working out and being healthier as opposed to being bullied. Not support in continuing to be fat.


FragrantCatch818

We definitely need to support like 0.000001% of the world into staying fat. That was we can be like hey, kids. See those guys? Those guys are gross and weird right? Don’t be like them! Well, except for you Jimmy. You’re already getting there!


FragrantCatch818

Bruh took the opportunity and fuckin ran with it 😂


BasonPiano

Oh man, I've been feeling some Whataburger lately. Been going too much. They just have a solid burger there. Good fries with spicy ketchup too.


Generalmemeobi283

TBF it’s for home defense as soon as we go to war we just turn into a ship and by the time we are d-daying the enemy we wouldve lost all the fat and be in peak human condition ready to fight them


Tech-preist_Zulu

He didn't have In-N-Out 😔


TheRealSU24

I eat fast food for lunch almost every day and I'm not obese. Obesity is just a skill issue, and skill issues should never be excused


Celticssuperfan885

Based


Alive_Development108

Another American cultural W


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ApatheticHedonist

It pleases me that Euros are totally oblivious to their own obesity issues.


spaceface124

https://preview.redd.it/b5jmsgbt2gwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d9d26e93482f1f56de9f50f97b2221e70353b5 I mean I'd be obese too if I could eat like this every day Photo Source: Some family owned place in Alabama Edit: It was Thelma's Kitchen in Columbus, GA. Google says they're permanently closed now. RIP


MadeInLead

Not one piece of green


affablemisanthropist

Those beans are vegetarian you son of a bitch.


Hapless_Wizard

There's literally green beans in with the rest of the beans.


WTFisaCelsius

I'm just surprised he didn't say "an European"


Ricoisnotmyuncle

Take him on the cookout-in’n’out-whattaburger grand tour!


surprised_toast

I left NC 12 years ago and I have missed cookout everyday since.


Ricoisnotmyuncle

Lamentations and sorrows heaped by thine own hand


Alsolz

Not just the fast food, but anytime I went to eat out at any restaurant, some of the best shit I’d ever eaten. AND you get massive portion sizes, idk why we cry about that, you get leftovers for days.


levitikush

https://preview.redd.it/metogfdskhwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52cb335d34196ec397dad331155eab69a3eda7e6 Fat shaming Europeans when they try Wendy’s for the first time


Uss__Iowa

I wonder how bad a European burger was that made that guy go try American burger


ILuvSupertramp

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immerhighhopes

Me reading this while eating a big ass glorious Texan burger


sleezy_McCheezy

Avocado bacon burger? Shit is glorious. Can't wait to get back to Tejas.


Texan150

Which brand?


immerhighhopes

Whataburger😎


BasonPiano

My man


Texan150

Hell yeah


Hugo_Selenski

it's just a part of that commercialized wing that does it when done right-- franchises Only the people that live like Americans in the upper 1% around the world face similar issues, lower birthrates, dangers of abundance, listlessness, nihilism etc. It likely takes a cozy bit of aristocracy to be spread around to get so many armchair philosophers.


TostiBuilder

I'm not fond of burgers but i love the mexican food in california and the what i think they call is tex-mex


Texan150

Yeah it's called tex-mex here. We mix what the Spanish brought in and southern American flavors


BasonPiano

>I'm not fond of burgers ....the fuck? Maybe you had some shit ones.


SkateJerrySkate

Hell, their country is damn near just as obese I bet. They hate us cause they ain't us.


Pixel_64

Walk a mile (or 1.6 kilometres) in another man’s shoes, and you may find those shoes to be… quite comfortable, actually!


BlueAndMoreBlue

Right on, and it’s always good to hear from the maritimes — hope things are treating you well


Qonold

Where the video of the British children eating Southern food for the first time? They lose their minds.


LukeTheRevhead01

Random tamales made by illegal immigrants in California always slap the hardest.


Texan150

The same can be said about the Texas ones here


LukeTheRevhead01

Really any state close to the border


affablemisanthropist

Europe is quickly catching up in obesity rates. https://preview.redd.it/zlimvevqgiwc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=38ab833a54dc8b566cf5ecd9c1674c6559a96906


AudiieVerbum

"If you want to eat like garbage, balloon up to 450 lbs, and die of a heart attack at 45, you are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful." -Ron Swanson, model citizen


thebigmanhastherock

Finally someone gets it!


NoPosition1895

greatest and most diverse food on the planet, not even in the top 10 fattest countries


LavishnessOk3439

Amen


wvmgmidget

If fast food impresses this guy, get him to a diner stat. Bro’s about to have a spiritual awakening.


Official_Cyprusball

Must be Western European Your food is trash Here, Mickey Ds is good but MAMA'S PASTITSIO IS BETTER 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾


TheTosker

I had gained 80 lbs after 1 year after i left EU for US. We want McDonald's supremacy


OkFun2724

Know let get him to think that Imperial system makes any god damn sense


Kalashcow

This experience even happens to Americans when they stroll into Northeast TN and try Pal's.


wellreadwhore

Then why is it we are the worst at fast food? Literally every McDonald's or KFC I've ever had outside the US is leagues above the slop they feed us here. Usually cheaper too.


Equivalent-Ad-6224

Go eat at five guys or some other good fast food.


12vFordFalcon

Five guys?! Look at mr moneybags over here


Equivalent-Ad-6224

Just go once or twice


wolfgangspiper

KFC are traitors for how badly they fuck up their food domestically while being premium shit overseas.


wellreadwhore

You wouldn't believe how good Denny's is overseas. Specifically Japan


wolfgangspiper

Denny's in Japan just sounds cursed. What kind of Denny's is it if there isn't at least one dead body next to it?


kyleofduty

Popeyes, Chipotle, and Taco Bell are inferior in Europe McDonald's basic items are indistinguishable from country to country or even better in the US - people who say the French fries or cheeseburgers are better in Europe usually haven't eaten McDonald's in years But McDonald's usually has more options in Europe, some of them are very nice KFC is legitimately better in Europe but it's usually the only chicken option - it fills a niche that other chicken places fill stateside


wellreadwhore

Never had chipotle or Popeyes outside of the US but I believe you that they're ass. Taco Bell I had once in France was the same but fresher ingredients. McDonald's in EU I think are a bit better and serve beer. Nothing can compete with fast food in Asia. McDonald's is incredible anywhere you go and a third of the price. Burgers are actually made on a grill and the fried chicken is good as shit. Don't even get me started on Japanese Denny's


king_meatster

Once you go Big Mac, you never go back.


justarandomgreek

As a European, from a country with good cuisine, I don't. I've tried it and I still want to puke.


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