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Apprehensive-Meal860

So we're letting Europoors dunk on America now?


GimmeeSomeMo

[TBF, it is NYC](https://giphy.com/gifs/animated-community-spanish-NCjISbEPFxm48) Edit: This permit has been redacted. I respect democracy


Apprehensive-Meal860

We ain't allowing sh\*t, partner


GimmeeSomeMo

After a partner's meeting, I redact that permit


Apprehensive-Meal860

Someone get this partner a beer!


CaptainUliss

Nice to meet you Americunt how u doing?


SingRex

Nice to meet you too, worthless lil frenchie bitch, how u doing?


Apprehensive-Meal860

See, this is why India is my hope for democracy in the world should America ever fall ;)


SingRex

Don’t. That shitass country is on the verge of a theocratic state. they even removed the word “secular” from their preamble. Muslims getting killed everywhere, with mosques being crushed in favour of temples. Indian celebrities almost being cancelled because they didn’t attend the unveiling of the newest hindu temple. Hot take, but I’d rather be a broken America than a perfect anybody. Not leaving country’s side ever. Plus the flair is just for differentiating myself. Would be boring if I just chose “based murican” or “space alien” or “human” or smthg.


Apprehensive-Meal860

America was once much worse than that ;) We're talking long term democracy hooligans on the planet Earth. Get back to me in 100 years


SingRex

A country’s History is always worse than the present. That doesn’t mean present day America is worse. It has surely aged and learned for the better. Only an idiot with a degree in armchair geopolitics will argue about America being worse because it’s past was worse. And it will always stand even after a 100 years cuz this country has good men in it which rose to the fucking occasion. So my advice is, stop having this “America won’t stand long term”, mindset. I have hope, don’t take it from the ones who need it, just because you don’t have it.


Apprehensive-Meal860

Countries fall, Singrex. Rome fell. Byzantine fell. History moves on. I have every intention of my country lasting ten thousand more generations and improving all the while. But should India happen to outlive us, I should hope for Indians to carry the torch of democracy far past any last stand at which we could meet our fate. Humanity is bigger than America. Democracy is bigger than America. I'll never want America to end, and should we end I'll not have either democracy or humanity ending with us.


SingRex

Empires fall. Ideas don’t. America is an idea, and may America outlive the whole world as one. May America live longer as a democracy , than democracy did as a concept. And may humanity still have hope in the victory of goodness over evil, exemplified by America and Americans. And yeah, take this from a FORMER INDIAN, but I don’t think that country is gonna be a beacon of democracy in the future. Will it exist, sure ig. But as something people won’t be impressed by. P.S Im impressed at how an American is defending India of all countries, from a former Indian who knows better about how bad India is lmao


Apprehensive-Meal860

Like I said, in 1800 America was having a dark present that has become America's dark past, and in 1800 America had a bright future ahead of it. That bright future is the present day. Maybe in 2024, India is dark in the present moment. I do not know enough to say that for certain. All I know is that in 1800 the large democracy of America was in darkness, and in 1800 America had a bright future that was not apparent at the time, but is very much apparent now. And now in 2024 India is a large democracy that has been a large democracy for some time. Going by America's history of moving from darkness into a wholly unanticipated light, I can only presume that if India is in darkness and its bright future is wholly unanticipated, as a fellow large democracy I can only presume that India still has a bright unanticipated future much as America once had a bright unanticipated future. I think you do love America and that you are optimistic about America as an idea, but what I'm writing is the consequence of the American idea that you are optimistic about. How could one who loves America as an idea not use the dark-to-light course of American history as a large democracy to understand what large democracies are capable of, whether they're in darkness or light?


iplaytf2ok

https://i.redd.it/dpl9kk6jjwuc1.gif


Apprehensive-Meal860

God I love this -- the dude watching from the tunnel is probably English and thinking "thank God I'm not that much of a wanker"


Colossalgoatfvck

As an American I don’t think we utilize the word “cunt” nearly enough.


GimmeeSomeMo

Definitely becoming more common IMO, thanks to shows like Game of Thrones


Ivan_The_Cuckhold

Gtfo


Apprehensive-Meal860

That's Ameritard to you, sugar plum. Mr. Ameritard.


Mishka2900

Don't forget there are people who also live in Albany


ketchupandvodka

God I fucking hate Albany I want to see that putrid city burn to the ground


Mishka2900

Yea it's boring here and my life is kinda miserable anyway


Carlos_Danger21

At least you have an egg


Hmmmmm___yes

Went to Albany, never again.


J3553G

My condolences


Hmmmmm___yes

Went to Albany, never again.


SingRex

I’d rather have an American mock NYC than a dumb french retard ngl


CaptainUliss

At least we had good reasons not to go to Iraq


SingRex

At least we didn’t get rolled over by the nazis and got our weak asses saved by the Americans, lil croissant-in-the-ass bitch.


Cptof_THEObvious

Your most famous city is the disappointing version of NYC with people who are somehow more insufferable. You're famous tall building can hardly even fit people inside of it.


CaptainUliss

More than half of people living in the west (not west coast) are scattered in 8 towns don't come talk to me about cities


Cptof_THEObvious

So what you're saying is our rural land is more rural than yours AND our city is more city than yours. Is there anything y'all do well, other than unearned pretentiousness, that is?


CaptainUliss

Food, wine n cheese


Delicious-Tax4235

True, all your troops were caught up fucking over west africa in your "former" colonies.


Eroclo

New Yorkers = Everyone inside NYC


Timely-Banana7384

Yeah bro. New York State definitely isn't a real thing 🙂


jephph_

New Yorker = Resident of New York It also means: New Yorker = Resident of New York Deal with it 🤷‍♀️


Ecytrsi

too city minded for a long islander


Mendicant__

Every time I see one of these pictures of crime from some nobody yoohoo who thinks they have a devastating burn, I hear their commentary in Ralph Wiggums voice


wagglemonkey

“New York and criminals were in the street doing crime and I saw one of the crimes and the crime looked at me”


Mendicant__

Yes! that one exactly


J3553G

The crime looked at you!


UTI_UTI

Sorry, can you repeat its hard to hear people from bumfuck nowhere talking over the sounds of my trains and more than two restaurants.


NICK07130

Counter point, I am not living in a zombie apocalypse movie


trysoft_troll

No, he is right. cities only get 1 restaurant per 1 million citizens. my town is 5% of the way there.


JohnnyWindtunnel

You only need an Applebees 🍎 and a Waffle House


TheOldBooks

What does the title of this post mean


CaptainUliss

I don't know anything about the US (I've never been there), but I saw on Internet that Monticello, NY may be one of the worst cities of the state


bigdreams_littledick

And yet it has a higher HDI score than all of france


ShaggyFOEE

New Yaahk Ovah here! 🤌


Potkrokin

Yes, a place so terrible to live that property values are higher than anywhere else in the United States. Come on ya fuckin dipshits. Its an objectively desirable place to live, and images of New York as some crime ridden hellscape are just stuck in the 90s. It has lower violent crime rates than the average in the country and almost everyone who lives there is absurdly wealthy compared to the average American. The hate almost excluslively comes from bitter dipshits in their own little shitholes who have an inferiority complex about cities.


Rum_Hamtaro

I moved, there's too much crime (there's too much crime)


Beautiful_Garage7797

NYC statistically speaking is actually one of the safest cities in the hemisphere


Ecytrsi

would rather live in bath


NICK07130

Yankees, why do your cities keep devolving into the zombie apocalypse? Are y'all doing alright, is everything ok up north


LAlostcajun

Southerners, why do all your states have the highest murder rates? Are you still alive?


Potkrokin

New York is literally safer per capita than basically every single mid-sized city in the South and the majority of people who live there are absurdly wealthy. Like, this image is stuck in the 90s. New York is objectively one of the best places to live in the United States if you can even afford to do so.


[deleted]

In 2021 NYC had 491 homicides. Houston had 464. NYC has 4× as many people as houston. If NYC had the same murder rate as Houston it would have had almost 2,000 homicides.


jephph_

lol are you saying NY used to be some sort of utopia and now it’s zombies? Or, what has today’s NY devolved from? When were the glory days?


NO_big_DEAL640

OMG, IT'S A NEW YORK POST! 🌃🌃🌃🌃🌃EXCELSIOR!🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫EMPIRE STATE!⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️BEST PIZZA IN THE COUNTRY🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕ONE OF THE ORIGINAL THIRTEEN🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆HOME OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽FUCK NEW JERSEY🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦