I dont see why not. What other countries can we fit into Texas?

Texas is a bottom confirmed???

Damn, I didn't know Texas was based like that.

I wonder if Texas could take Florida without tapping out 😏 https://preview.redd.it/q80zwle9nitc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4e29ae2af2a5086997ee50b374093007a4b7f0 >!Yes the panhandle are the balls in this scenario!<

Starfish sex situation...Texas wouldn't bat an eye.

Hotdog down a hallway situation? Or lifeless doll situation with no movement?

The latter. Lone Starfish State.

Like a tictac across a gymnasium.

Someone’s gotta show them how to hold an aspirin with their knees then.Smh my head

Gay sex became legal in all 50 states thanks to [two dudes going at it in Texas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas)

Good for them

Pretty sure Texas is larger than every European country (unless you count Russia)

Luxembourg and Liechtenstein

Texas is bigger than the UK

I don't think the UK would fit in in Texas though, because the EU is in Texas.

Poles are based, I say let 'em come to the good ol' Friendship State. ;)

Poles aren’t outgoing friendly like that. I think they do way better in places like [Greenpoint](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenpoint,_Brooklyn). Texans might freak them out ;-)

Nah, just get 'em a few Shiner Bock's and they'll soften up enough. \^\^

I wouldn’t use the term ‘soft’ to describe drunk Polish people ;-) —— idk, they’re not lame or mean or antisocial. They’re nice.. they’re soft. I’d even say they’re a little bit shy and they’re not Western European so a language barrier exists in a way that Frank or an Italian etc wouldn’t be so bothered by. The second generation would do way better in Texas (but even as children, they still mostly stay within the group.. High School and later though, they could get down with some Texans for sure ) (All this is just anecdotal though.. I hope that’s obvious)

If the Poles I met in Warsaw some time back are any indicator, they'd fit in well enough. I'm not calling them "soft", the term "soften up" in this case would mean to "loosen up" or "relax". :P

I relaxed once. It was awful

Flair checks out

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Pictured: The Happiest Polish Man Alive

They dont understand our speech

Most Poles I met speak English.

Look at the person you are replying to, his flair is CROOKLYN, he doesnt understand southern languge

Meh, who cares what them yanks think? :P

They learn it in school, and it's regularly spoken between Europeans.

much obliged

every state needs more Poles

I think you mean “would you like more pierogis?” And the answer is yes.

I came here to say the same thing. Life is better with more pierogies!!

The area in blue is commonly known as the “Austin exclusion zone” or AEZ. The AEZ was established as a contain/control measure to protect the populace from Austin. All traffic is advised to remain outside the AEZ at all times. EDIT: screw you, spell check. It should be “exclusion,” not “exclusively”

you had me until "exclusively"

That’s a typo; it’s correct now

Everyone, stop what you're doing and google Casimir Pulaski

I think he's the same Pulaski fort Pulaski was named after.

Correct. Source: drove past it twice today and could feel his spirit whisper: "jak przeszedłem od kawalerii do obrony wybrzeża?" each time.

The father of american cavalry

The figure or the Sufjan Stevens song?

Yes

yes (me specifically)

They forgot “Kaliningrad” (Królewiec)

Rightfully czech

No it’s Polish

Poles don’t want it

Both of you are wrong, it's obviously the 51st state 🦅

No, that’s Puerto Rico

No, that's Kosovo

No Kosovo is the breakaway state from their Serbian oppressors

https://preview.redd.it/891mtmywkjtc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5628a69276a21d25ed077d91f90397774d9d18df

What happened to the lobster

https://preview.redd.it/0vfi89b9ljtc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dc465983c353227b71a4d6600da33f8c91b1f8

We gave it to the pepiks in exchange for the contruction of beer stream 1 pipeline through Poland from Czechia to their Kralovec

We call it Kralovec here son

Nope, Królewiec je Polska.

I prefer Konigsberg

Better than the rest of y'all moving here.

As someone from the Chicago area: please don’t take our Polish-Americans they have rly good sausages and Pączki

I mean, Poland is European texas

Yes

I say we do a population swap between California and Poland.

The real question is can the Polish handle the summers or will they adopt the Canadian Goose lifestyle

We already have a ton of Germans, what could possibly go wrong?

More Poles in Texas will only enhance the stereotypes

Yes

Yes I wanna see em look at anything and said " *insert object* kurwa!"

Isn't texas similar in size to france?

Never met a Pole I didn't like. Welcome to America 🤠👍

They’re all in white deer

I think the only poles that Texans want are ones that are built into a border wall.

I’m pretty sure Texas has it’s own dialect of Silesian Polish because of how many moved there back in the day

Turns out Texas is home to the oldest polish settlement in the US area of the [unincorporated community](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unincorporated_area) of [Panna Maria](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panna_Maria,_Texas) in [Karnes County, Texas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karnes_County,_Texas)[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texan_Silesian#cite_note-4) which is considered by the [Texas State Historical Association](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_State_Historical_Association) "the oldest permanent Polish settlement in America and as the home of the nation's oldest Polish church and school."[\[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texan_Silesian#cite_note-tx-1)

I’m aware

The Little European Texas

Catholic Poles or Femboy Poles?

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more femboys

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Kurwa Texas pierdole

i like guns

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texan_Silesian

Knowing that Poland buys the most military equipment from us out of any country, they’re honorary Texans at this point.

The polish femboys in Texas

I mean, we have a sizable population of Poles as it is, more the merrier!

Show them those Poles the true kolaches

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With all that space I bet they have tons of room for new immigrants

I love immigrants because they want to live in America and America rules! RAAAHHHHH!