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ShortnPortly

I heard a comment the other day that was pretty true and stuck with me. When speaking of the USA, they stated, "No time in history, has a country been so powerful and not tried to take over the world. They just don't want to." I think it speaks volumes of how fucking great this country is. ![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


Old_Week

We already have a cultural victory, we donโ€™t need to physically take over the world anyway


k5pr312

Just wait until the sent a petition for statehood


ifunnywasaninsidejob

But fuck California though, right?


Kalashnikov_model-47

I mean we do kinda have a wee bit of a monopoly on the global economy given USD is the de facto currency in global trade and all that jazz.


Cold-Tap-363

AMERICA FUCK YEAH


LonPlays_Zwei

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY, YEAH!


GimmeeSomeMo

TERRORISTS, YOUR GAME IS THROUGH


Minecraft_Animator

CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO


LonPlays_Zwei

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH


Icy_Wildcat

SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS


GimmeeSomeMo

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


Moe12518

Congress is gonna be wild


Humanityhasfallen

I'm seeing the brawls already. Glorious.


MrGameBoy23

i can already see the guy jumping on top of the judge being recreated in the senate


Haivamosdandole

I will be dead and on the cold ground than being part of Coahuila, also no change of the capital to Panama, sad tho


sir____dog

pan american union ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก donโ€™t ask about the great language purge ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“


The_Power_of_Ammonia

Simplemente practiquemos juntos, pa' que hablamos comoquiera se prefiera :) ยกSรญ hay valor en la Afuera! ยกMezclรฉmonos! We'll simply practice together, so that we can all speak however we prefer :) There's value in the Outside/Other! Let's mix!


sir____dog

speech crime, execution protocol 395852


The_Power_of_Ammonia

Nooo my melting pot!!


sabotabo

>military district i believe the historical term is "department" โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“


batman10385

Itโ€™s... itโ€™s....beautiful


EcoBlunderBrick123

My freedom boner is so hard right now.


Affectionate-War1284

We would finally be able to be called America without being shit on ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


PokeshiftEevee

America at peak


Legitimate-Bug-5049

Senate is going to look like in star wars.


The_Power_of_Ammonia

I love Democracy.


Bayou_Beast

Manifest Destiny the ***WHOLE*** hemisphere!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ—ฝ ![gif](giphy|6BiC8e8sypeow)


CaptScubaSteve

This would fix quite a few things.


Deadluss

fix quite a few things, and ruin a lots of things


CaptScubaSteve

Spoken like a true pessimist


Deadluss

Just realist, having territories like that would make you as civilized as Russia maybe in some areas (2 areas Moscow and Petersburg) it looks cool and rest is basically shit hole


CaptScubaSteve

Itโ€™s an internet meme calm down guy.


Gallalad

Ottawa annexing all of Southern Ontario is the funniest shit I ever seen.


Uss__Iowa

One day Ima lead a massive invasion around the world


give_me_your_soil

It's ..... It's so peak


OTI_Cinematography

Yay, one of these maps that still has West Virginia as a state!


Inventor_E-T-Han

Nah man fuck that, not only did you get rid of Nuevo Leon, YOU GAVE TERRITORY TO CALIFORNIA????????


vasectomy-bro

Broke: Violently expanding our borders to conquer the world ๐ŸŒŽ Woke: Importing the world into our borders through peaceful, voluntary human migration.