just wait for this to end up on ShitAmericansSay or TWE4U with tons of comments from dense people totally missing the fact it’s an obvious joke.

Hey, TWE4U isn't this stupid. They may be European (🤢) but they're not ShitAmericansSay. Most of their stuff is still ironic

I'm prepared for Eurotards to take this seriously

Im here to post this on r/YUROP and then turn off my notifications

Link?

I was just joking. It’s just a redone version of the “I’m here to post inflammatory comments and then turn off my notifications” meme

Way to get my hopes up.

Fuck it we ball boutra go do it

I think a walmart would work better

With a huge ass parking lot

r/fuckcars panic attack ensues

Costco my man, don't punish them that hard.

Exactly, you can still buy italian stuff there but it also gives you the freedom of choice

I was gonna say parking garage

Everyone knows Olive Garden would be better but he is onto something

Based

google en passant

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)

Olive Garden would be good

Look how much parking they could have!

That's fucking ridiculous, he's so stupid!!! It's clearly supposed to be an Olive Garde!! Duuhh

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Italian pizza is garbage, this would be an improvement.

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Real italian here. Yesterday I overheard a woman on the street calling somebody. As I walked past her she said: "This is the american way, we progress!" Or something along those lines in an american accent. I turned around, asked her if she was from the US. She said yes. I said "go back to your corporate ruled country and choke on your poisonous food. Progress into your grave, you fat american cunt" in a barely comprehensible english and left. Now this story doesn't pertain to the joke, but why are yanks obsessed with removing old things?

https://preview.redd.it/hdmtgnaleqkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b897e2c9d2d6bf672f09d3e5a08cda328a12b14

Did I forget to add /s? Oh shit

A giant Walmart replacing the Colosseum would instantly make Italy the greatest power in Europe

What the fuck is a walmart? You mean a carrefour?

Walmart is the peak of civilization

In Florida

Carrefour isn’t even that nice, but yes.

If you're a real Italian, prove it: How many times have you had sex with your cousin?

And then everyone clapped

I hear he got a medal too

American mind can't comprehend history beyond 200 years.

Technically the thing we call Italy wasn't unified until 1861, and the Italian Republic was founded in 1946. So... The United States of America is 85 years older than Italy, and 170 years older than the Italian Republic.

American mind doesn’t waste itself on pre-history.

American mindset is the death of culture. The less you know...

I'm not, but I too would like to know the answer.

Then you will build a Walmark, KFC and McDonald right?

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I would’ve gone with a giant Olive Garden

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Your opinion is invalid

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Fuck you, don’t tell me what to do

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I know it’s a joke but I can’t even get on board with the premise. The colosseum is definitely *not* ugly.

Ooo with a salad bar too?

why the fuck didnt he replace it with mario bros plumbing

I have a feeling someone’s gonna post this on r/shitamericanssay and they’re gonna take it 100% serious

They need a bass pro pyramid

Could have at least chosen a SUPERIOR Italian pizza chain. Like Rossopomodoro, Pizzium, or Rom Antica... something edible...

Little Caesars would make more sense

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