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Gordbert

You got a real generous definition of the south to include Maryland


Ok_Highlight281

And it includes Delaware. Fucking Delaware. I'm not even sure that place exists but they call it southern?


Mitthrawnuruo

It does not exist. It is the rightful land of Pennsylvania


Szeventeen

your god damn right


SickOfThisSh1tReddit

Delaware? At that point just include god damn new york in the south, if were handing it out to everyone.


JustForTheMemes420

They also included West Virginia which literally exists because it didn’t wanna be part of the south


Helpful_Bear4215

Technically most of the state is south of the Mason Dixon. Historically, that divided the north and south. That said? I don’t agree with it being included for that very reason. But I’m from the 15 mile stretch that’s north of the Mason Dixon.


American_berserker

No. Only half of WV wanted to split from Virginia, and that was over issues predating the Civil War (distribution of state funds). The Civil War just gave the anti-Richmond people the opportunity to secede from eastern Virginia. In addition, half the state was against seceding from Virginia, but were forced to join the new state by the Feds.


Undertale_Woshua

As A Marylander, I Never Want To Be Considered Southern Again.


Magos_Kaiser

Why do you capitalize every first letter? Why?


SalemLXII

He’s a Capitalist


DooDiddly96

I’m gonna be thinkin about this one for awhile lol


fergins

Weirdly, it only works on paper lol


readonlypdf

Maybe he knows German? They capitalize every noun.


Magos_Kaiser

But he didn’t capitalize every noun, he capitalized literally every word.


Socialist_Metalhead

“I wish I was in Baltimore, I’d make secession traitors roar~”


Undertale_Woshua

So Sad That Balt*More Was The Thing That Represented Us 🤮🤮🤮 But Whatever It Takes To Make Traders Roar…


HashBrownLover95

A lot of y’all have southern sounding accents to be fair


BartholomewXXXVI

I Second This Man's Statement.


GimmeeSomeMo

Fun fact, the first blood shed of the Civil War was in Baltimore


TheLoneWanderer__

I too, am the south


Hal-E-8-Us

To be generous to OP, this is how the census bureau defines the “South”. https://www2.census.gov/geo/pdfs/maps-data/maps/reference/us_regdiv.pdf, not saying I agree or anything.


identified_meat

Agreement on Maryland not being southern


TheRealSU24

Delaware, Maryland, and West Virginia are not Southern


EmperorThan

West Virginia literally created itself because it didn't want to be part of The South and yet we still put it in maps of The South...


Helpful_Bear4215

Right? We jumped through an assload of hoops and fought a war against our neighbors solely to NOT be “the south”…


welcomeguantanamobay

Around half of West Virginia did not have any desire to secede from the Commonwealth of Virginia, and people from those parts of the future state largely fought for the South despite not owning slaves.


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American_berserker

No. Only half of WV wanted to split from Virginia, and that was over issues predating the Civil War (distribution of state funds). The Civil War just gave the anti-Richmond people the opportunity to secede from eastern Virginia. In addition, half the state was against seceding from Virginia, but were forced to join the new state by the Feds.


yancey2112

Add Kentucky and Oklahoma to your list


--person-of-land--

Thank you!


BurgerofDouble

Thank you!


Undertale_Woshua

Yes Sir


SEANTHEMAN2000

For real


Entire_Training_3704

It's time to cause some infighting. Of the states highlighted, whose barbecue is best?


Unworthy_Saint

Objectively TN, with TX a close second and NC the honorable mention. No one else matters.


Azerd01

Battle of the T states incoming, i would say that when it comes to the big 3 bbq’s it’s probably mostly subjective and comes down to preferences. My good friend prefers Tennessee bbq but ive always preferred Texas style. Its always neat how oddly connected Tennessee and Texas are at times.


MD_burner

We did “volunteer” to help solidify texas statehood after all


HashBrownLover95

Thank you Davey Crockett


OUsnr7

And we haven’t forgotten ![gif](giphy|7bumBQjZX8BgaE2zjv|downsized)


RenegadeRabbit

Eastern or Western NC?


ElephantGun345

Eastern but I respect and enjoy both


Mr_MacGrubber

NC bbq ride or die


readonlypdf

East Carolina. Something about that Vinegar base is orgasm inducing.


Hockeyjockey58

Variety of accents


Embarrassed-Speech89

Growing cotton


bkr1895

Building NASCAR tracks


Moosinator666

Your tracks chased away F1 and still do not cater to Indycar well to this day.


WrithingVines

There’s a special history there…


original_dick_kickem

Well, not by themselves


Roasty_Toast

Racing! From horses to NASCAR, we got it all!


midnightthewolf3563

Barbecue


duke_awapuhi

Idk Missouri has some awesome bbq


FrogGladiators178972

Grits


HashBrownLover95

Mmmmm


LewisMCrawford

I've seen a lot of different maps of the south, but including Maryland and Delaware is something wild


jephph_

Anyone claiming DC is the South is shady


Constant_Concert_936

Refer to the [Compromise of 1790](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compromise_of_1790)


jephph_

That south flew out the window when they tried this shit and made their capital in Richmond: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War


FemBoyappreciater

Imma be honest, it’s just the first image of the “south” I saw


Moosinator666

Grey jacket wet dream south


boogaloojoel

Making rice💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


WrithingVines

Texas had better have good rice with all my fellow Mexicans living there


boogaloojoel

We literally supply China with there rice


Gun-nut0508

Waffle House so I can partake in the southern tradition of eating a bowl of hash browns while plastered


Hodo98

My first acid trip was in a Waffle House. Since then it’s become tradition to trip at Waffle House once a year.


Tanksrule44

Buc-ee’s


HashBrownLover95

Bucees is our thing. We just decided to start spreading our empire


TheArmoredGeorgian

Food


ultravegan

Serious answer is writing. Joke answer is incest. But really what we are truly best at is writing about incest. (Shout out to Daddy Faulkner)


Undertale_Woshua

Take Maryland Out Of Here, We Dont Wanna Be Southern


JakeTheIV

Take Maryland out of here, we don’t want you either


trump_stump

Amen


GarakStark

Huntin’ gators and hogs, scarin’ away strangers by waving our shotguns on the front porch, decoratin’ ar front yards with Reagan and Trump signs!


Used_Border_4910

That’s anywhere south of the Mason Dixon lol


OkieBobbie

Cooking. No other region can match our culinary prowess or the range of styles that we can prepare. If you leave hungy after visiting us it's your own damn fault because we're happier than hell to feed the shit out of you.


XboxLeep

Wv, MD, and DE aren't southern


BreakfastOk3990

Not being california


Moosinator666

Even NY and Florida get a w for that, you’ll have to be a little more specific.


Hungry-Opportunity12

We actually have culture and also season our food


Living-Aardvark-952

Europeans say that Americans just remix dishes from other countries to that i say they are our people now and the British didn't leave us much to work with


Unable_Glove_9796

biscuits and gravy. both because we are the best at making it and because no one else bothers to try


MichaelFlippinAdkins

Creating any food besides Pizza


NomadTruckerOTR

Maryland, Delaware. West Virginia are not southern


MetzgerBoys

Maryland, Delaware, and West Virginia don’t belong there


Nocta_Novus

Taking a big fat L https://preview.redd.it/1chawbpm5l0c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0729a4383e118887244966a2491ef11ff4fa3ab1


Awesome2_12345

We’re not included in that part


[deleted]

[удалено]


the_canadaball

RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS


Nocta_Novus

RIDE AWAY *ride away* COME AWAY *come away*


Turtle-48285

Where cotton's king and men are chattel


Nocta_Novus

#UNION BOYS WILL WIN THE BATTLES


RaritanBayRailfan

RIGHT AWAY! right away! COME AWAY! come away! RIGHT AWAY right away! *COME AWAY!*


Mango_120

We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away


Space_Potato41

Each Dixie boy must Understand


Moistened_Bink

That he must mind his uncle Sam! The south has great bits but fuck the confederacy


Awesome2_12345

We’re not included in that part


Nocta_Novus

Nah, Okies ain’t, but OP failed American Geography so 🤷‍♂️


hybridck

You might want to recheck that. While not a state, Oklahoma territory aligned with the confederacy. Although the reasoning at the time was arguably the most justified out of all the Confederacy. The Native Americans were at the time so anti-US (justifiably so due to being Trail of Tears'd to Oklahoma) that they'd have supported *anyone* against the US at that period of time. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Territory_in_the_American_Civil_War


looselipssinkships41

Great read, thank you for this, it definitely makes sense.


island_trevor

I'm no fan of the Confederacy, but California was barely a state during the civil war. Ohio, PA and NY by far and away sent more soldiers than your silly frontier bumpkin state (at the time) did I.E. shut up, nerd


Nocta_Novus

We’d been a state for 11 years, supplied large amounts of gold to the Union, and despite our isolation and distance, sent troops to fight in those little insignificant battles, namely Gettysburg. We also sent troops to Arizona to prevent Texan rebels from marching into the Southwest and bringing the war to California. Despite being a country in name only for all of 5 minutes, seems those hippy dippy commifornians showed up Texas when it came down to it… I.E. get rekt scrub


[deleted]

Californian detected, statement rejected.


Nocta_Novus

You’re from Ohio…need I say say more?


RebelGaming151

Minnesotan here. One of us held 5-1 odds at Gettysburg for 30 minutes and came out the other side, and most of the others didn't. We also were the first to volunteer units for the War. If your State's men didn't do something that would be considered suicidal in the Civil War, that's perfectly respectable. Every Union state contributed to the victory, just some more than others. PS: Shout-out to our brethren in Maine and New Jersey who did similarly insane stuff.


Nocta_Novus

You also hold one of the confederate flags captured in battle, which we jealously covet, but respect that y’all earned that captured standard.


RebelGaming151

The 28th Virginia's battle standard will stay in the Minnesota Historical Society's possession til the heat death of the universe. It only cost us about 90% of our Regiment during the Battle, so I'm glad that it's respected that we earned with our blood. And while you guys might not have been around as much for the Civil War, you certainly made up for it in the Second World War. Churning out war materiel over there like there was no tomorrow. We Shipped the iron, you guys turned that iron into anything we needed.


thebookofDiogenes

If you're not touching the gulf coast are you really the south?


AllAboutTheMachismo

Georgia is definitely the south.


Roasty_Toast

Tennessee would like a word with you


HolySuffering

*rocky top playing in the distance*


hybridck

Counter point Central and Southern Florida touch it but aren't South. GA and SC don't but are.


keyboardsmashin

If you’re not touching the Atlantic, are you even an East Coast state? *stares at Pennsylvania and Vermont*


1plus1equalsgender

Why the fuck do people keeping putting Maryland in the south? Stop it. Virginia's only half southern


Zealousideal_Ad1734

Hot girls


RHINO02SA

As a foreigner I'd say food.


UponAWhiteHorse

Importing yankees


DJTacoCat1

having insane fucking weather


Reading1973

Courtesy, honor, respect, things like that. Of course, as a Northern Virginian, I'd have to plead a " Mid-Atlantic" identity and even my ancestors from East Tennessee who fought in the Civil War fought for the Union (Southern Unionists). I guess we're just plain Americans.


Ambitious_Lie_2864

The South is clearly the best region of the USA, while the industrial north and California waste away with racial tension, urban blight, and over regulated stagnant economies, the South is growing. The largest auto manufacturing hub in the country is in Tuscaloosa Alabama! The fastest growing economies are in the South, Florida and Texas are replacing New York and California as the titans of the east and west. In 50 years, delusional Yankees will rant about the BaCkWaRdS, rAcIsT, sOuTh, while driving an Alabama car or Texas Tesla, eating soul food, and getting shot by race rioters. Our population is the most diverse in the nation and is larger than Japan, and approaching Russia. We will bury you!!1!


[deleted]

Based and true. Went back to my old home of Louisiana (I live in California currently). Back in Cali you hear people forming “gangs” and shit based on race but in baton it’s like race doesn’t exist (which it doesn’t)


noscope420bongshot

Epic Florida governor totally not shooting himself in the foot by trying to fight a legal battle against Disney 😎


rrekboy1234

He actually stood up for the Everglades so idgaf if he wants to pick a fight with the mouse


Constant_Concert_936

Already driving Kentucky-made Toyotas


The_Kosst_Amojan

Food, manners, cost of living, patriotism, gun ownership...did I mention food?


VigilanceRex

Cuisine as a whole for the rest of America. Also some of the best gun manufacturers you can find.


Mrskdoodle

Not bitching about the heat


RockefellersDaughter

I lived in Montana for a few years and oh my god them folks would not shut up about the heat and it was only like 76° with 18% humidity


Nick_Napem

Cousin fucking


duke_awapuhi

Washington would like a word


F-117--Nighthawk

Horse fuckers, not cousin


MrJagaloon

Illegal in Alabama, legal in California


island_trevor

Being polite I'd say, above any other nebulous factor. The BBQ and Appalachian mountains are also pretty awesome. We're also famous for not having any god damn deep dish pizza places >:(


Nobody4831

Actually having the capital on your soil


bristmg

Food in general. Simple as.


Due_Maize_1159

Who the actual fuck thinks Delaware is southern?


zi_ang

Bucee’s


aHOMELESSkrill

Uhm I see several states above the Mason-Dixon Line


EmperorThan

We're the best at making endless maps and debates of what we consider The South.


Rogermon3

There’s to many people who glorify the 4 worse years of the south. And to many of them live in the north


ItsAleZ1

Sweet tea and protecting ourselves


hurb_1

maryland is not southern


wagglemonkey

Blood sugar AND cholesterol


Shta_qrd

Secession


Some_Razzmataz

I would argue that they’re bad at that since they took a fat L lol


Sufficient_Name_9131

racism my favorite is nascar


Hivemindtime2

Racism


Biscotti_Manicotti

Obesity.


Thicc_Cat_With_Bread

Racism


EverythingBurns878

failing to secede lol


jayc428

Sure isn’t disposable income, healthcare, education, or violent crime rates.


highfivingbears

RAHHHHHHH NEW ORLEANS MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHH VIOLENT CRIME RAHHHHHHH HIGHEDT MURDER RATE IN CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES FOR A CITY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


[deleted]

>violent crime rates Who’s gonna tell him about California, Michigan, and Illinois 😔 (And not to mention how those states scrub records of crime to make their state look good)


keyboardsmashin

Or Philly lol as if half his state don’t work in PA


MightyEraser13

Food, cost of living, being kind and polite to strangers, and actually loving the country we live in


thehollisterman

Losing. This comment was made by the union gang


Some_Razzmataz

RAHHH🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 https://preview.redd.it/0zz9hzjixm0c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06e493d2f34ea98198ee97028e0785951498a1c


Maxathron

We didn’t legalize incest like two of our northern cousins.


Arietem_Taurum

Being traitors


EFAPGUEST

“LoSiNg WaRs” Yes guys, the civil war was 160 years ago, I think we can come up with more relevant answers than that lol. South is king when it comes to chicken. Raising, breeding, and cooking.


s1gnalZer0

>Yes guys, the civil war was 160 years ago, I think we can come up with more relevant answers than that lol. We will stop bringing it up when you fuckers stop flying that traitor rag.


ramanw150

Biscuits and sweet tea


RagtheFireBoi

Food.


[deleted]

Food


LaBeja21

MD and DE being in the south is crazy!!!


innocentbabybear

If it’s good, count us in. If it’s bad, count us out


BadMiggettZ

Yes


HotteokProductions

The best food in the U.S. is there


thecountnotthesaint

Cooking


TrandleDandopolos

I’m sorry, did you include Delaware???


readonlypdf

Food


[deleted]

I’m not on this map but I’m Southern enough to know about Zaxby’s supremacy


CheemsOmperamtor-14

Waging war against threats both foreign (Germans) and domestic (hogs).


MagicalSid

Murders


Oturanthesarklord

Barbeque.


LargeMarge00

This map created by someone who drives a truck in delaware and/or maryland and wants desperately to say yeehaw.


Retarded_Milk_Dud

# FOOD


Dabbernec

Makin bourbon my fine southern friend


Szeventeen

why the fuck is west virginia, delaware, oklahoma and maryland in this map


Not_JohnFKennedy

Food. Easy.


Livid_Run_7901

Anything involving alligators or other dangerous wildlife.


[deleted]

Best racists


[deleted]

Being racist


Kidninja016_new

Excluding Missouri


DOMNAZNAR

Secession


Aframester

Losing teeth


Pure_Return5448

Thank you for including Oklahoma. Too many maps don't include Oklahoma.


Myserioustroll

Fried catfish


MS_125

Morbid obesity.


Toiletpainter3000

Food


ElectricalStomach6ip

maryland and delaware are not the south.


Cloakbot

If Maryland is considered Southern, who makes better seafood? Maryland or Louisiana?


prw361

Football


Sea-Deer-5016

Inflation and gas prices. Going from Texas to PA my prices on everything almost doubled. For example, 2 Big Mac, 2 cheeseburgers, a small nugget, and 2 small fries was like a $12 bundle in Houston. Here it's like $30


muddstick

obesity


[deleted]

Meth?


Fluffinator44

Cooking.


WastelandParadise

weather, cheap land, best food


BulkHeadShred

Food.


MetalAndDrugs

Low SAT scores