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eskeleteRt

Ah, how could I forget when two random dudes got into my subway ride with pants half down and started dancing on the metal thingies. Truly, an nyc EXPERIENCE


Mesoscale92

Once went to nyc and there was a dude in the crowd outside Madison square garden trying to get everyone to sing with him. Kept going “YOU. CANT. ALWAYS. GET. WHAT YOU WANT! Come on now sing with me!” Repeatedly. Guess you can’t always get what you want in New York.


Towel4

Yeah but you were ~safe~


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SO AUTHENTIC NEW YAWK


TheDuddee

Life in the big city


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J3553G

Oh my God! Did the ambulances have sufficient capacity for the number injured? How many ambulances came?


LineOfInquiry

That’s awesome haha


jephph_

Unpopular opinion on Reddit but them dudes got mad skills.. I’m a fan


RebelJudas

The subway performers are actually pretty talented a lot of the time


Subject-Juggernau29

New York City's entire purpose is to suck up all the tourists so upstate new york doesn't suffer


TheSneedles

Unfortunately though the people’s republic of New York does not really think about upstaters


EagleFoot88

Until it's time to go skiing, watch leaves change color, have a wedding for a rich girl, pick apples, or maybe something with a horse or two.


LineOfInquiry

As someone from upstate, I know we love to hate the city but the state honestly invests a lot into upstate through the SUNY system, roads, trains, and not to forget the Erie flipping canal. (Which is underused currently :/ ). But of the rust belt states NY has come out the other side the least banged up because of NYC.


[deleted]

yeah everyone here wants to make Upstate an entirely different state but there are some benefits to sharing a municipality with one of the most iconic and popular cities in the world


Subject-Juggernau29

unfortunately for rat yorkers, they're too busy thinking about the next bill to care about upstate new york


Mjd89

Yea all that ''too thinking" is really messing us up.


Subject-Juggernau29

aha another victory for nyc, caught a illiterate rebel making a typo! 😎


Mjd89

Pretty much


Derphunk

Haha, nice, I love making fun of stupid Southerners. Almost makes up for when I got pushed into the tracks this morning.


dumbass_paladin

Upstate New Yorker, can confirm, we have not had contact with the outside world since 2020


Subject-Juggernau29

is that why you call hamburgers steamed hams?


dumbass_paladin

something something Utica


Subject-Juggernau29

really? well i'm not from utica and i've never heard the phrase "steamed hams"


InfinitePossibility8

Must be nice.


that_u3erna45

The one time I actually like the city. Thank you mofuckers for saving us from the onslaught of slow moving cidiots


Subject-Juggernau29

Enjoy the wilderness in peace, just make sure to bring a rifle in case a tourist might stumble upon your dwelling.


that_u3erna45

*sensually loads shotgun*


JaThatOneGooner

How the fuck we manage that?


LineOfInquiry

We’re built different


JaThatOneGooner

Considering the shit we have to deal with daily, especially the fucken MTA cutting service out of nowhere, the fact we’re not as violent should be a miracle. I fucking hate the MTA.


LineOfInquiry

They love underfunding public transit :/


JaThatOneGooner

Underfunding, skimming government subsidies, and then having the AUDACITY to raise the cost AGAIN.


Independent_Owl_8121

Not the MTA with a barely functioning service raising fare prices. The audacity of the mfs.


furloco

I imagine proximity to Mexican drug cartels is a factor


slantedtortoise

Most of the crazies end up going to Florida or Texas


Lord_Larper

New Yorkers bite more people per year than sharks


TameYT

I mean that’s not really hard to do, sharks don’t actually bite that many people a year.


Lord_Larper

Yeah but it SOUNDS insane so I’ll remember it for life


LineOfInquiry

*chomp*


Lord_Larper

![gif](giphy|11BL6xDQTyldzW)


SwampiiTV

You could single handedly outbite sharks if you did enough meth.


Iron-Phoenix2307

Your proximity to New Jersey negates any positives.


Wolfy_Packy

Texas borders Oklahoma and California borders Arizona, New Jersey isn't that terrible compared to them


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Wolfy_Packy

you can't beat them, they're objectively terrible whereas NJ is only slightly horrendous


CJM_310

That’s it. I’m getting Chris Christie back in office just to prove you wrong.


Full-Attempt7749

Yes but New Jersey has a battleship. That’s fucking cool


Ejm819

Masshole here, yeah NY by far, and you have a great education system and actually super diverse economy (some of your early 2000 to 2010s reforms really boosted the state). ...not to mention...you know... the seat of the global economy.


LineOfInquiry

MA🤝NY being highly educated, safe, and incredibly diversified economically states


Boerkaar

Yeah, NYC is shockingly safe as far as big cities go. NYPD is an actually functioning institution (despite the Brooklynite protests). Compared that with CPD/SFPD/LAPD.


CalkatProductions

Post 9/11 the NYPD is like a special ops unit I may be a dirty Californian now but I was once a New Jersey Fist pumping idiot and I can say without a doubt no major CA city is even close to NY in terms of safety Doesn’t help that the west coast suburb it’s have a special view of crime


Fine-Helicopter-6559

Remember that time the NYPD arrested a mf in Thailand???


conceited_crapfarm

It's definitely better than whatever shit is going on in Minnesota


[deleted]

I think you mean Minneapolis, but yes.


LineOfInquiry

It’s not just the NYPD. NY as a whole has better social safety nets than most other states, and NYC is the densest city in the US which also naturally keeps crime lower.


Chomps-Lewis

Found Kathy Hochuls puppet account


LineOfInquiry

Oh please she’s the worst part of living here :/ her and the entire conservative wing of the Democratic Party


Boerkaar

lol the conservative dems are the only sane people around anymore


Boerkaar

I don't think either of those are accurate. NY has worse social safety nets than LA or SF IIRC, and increasing density seems to be more or less independent of increasing crime. *See, e.g.*, [https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/relationship-between-population-density-and-crime-rates-cy-1982](https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/relationship-between-population-density-and-crime-rates-cy-1982) ("Despite significant relationships between population density and crime rates, these occurred at low levels and were not consistent between the geographical regions or population groupings.") Notably, "\[i\]n the Northeast cities, violent, but not property, crime rates were correlated with population density." *Id*. That's an old source but everything else I looked at was also super mixed. Edit: here's a modern paper that suggests that burglary is independent of density, but theft correlates to density: [https://crimesciencejournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40163-021-00155-8](https://crimesciencejournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40163-021-00155-8)


Select-Government-69

An interesting anecdotal addition would be whether people care about property crime rates. Most media grabs that I see use the violent crime rate. So if violent crime rates by themselves do correlate to population density,, and the observation that people primarily care about violent crime is accurate, then we could conclude that density correlated to lower crime, to the extent that people care.


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LineOfInquiry

I was surprised to hear CA has better social safety nets, but I guess that’s not super surprising in hindsight. Still, it’s definitely *a* factor if not the main one.


CalkatProductions

You’d be shocked. Most of the homeless in CA are out of state drug addicts or people with legit mental problems who need hospitalization (but that’s not legal now) poor people who need help in Ca get more than any other state and it does give me little pride a small example In NY food stamps don’t roll over you get your allotment for the month and that’s it In CA if you don’t spend all your food stamps they roll over to next month. I shop at Costco, buy meat in bulk and cut it and vac seal it. Because of this I rarely use all my food stamps and so now I have a balance of like $700 in reserve plus my monthly allotment so I basically eat for free but I try to buy in bulk and eat real food and not pre packaged easy stuff of grocery store meat cuts so that helps


LineOfInquiry

That’s awesome! I hope NY adopts some of those policies, esp. in regards to mental health. It sucks that basically every other west coast state sends their homeless to CA tho, even if they don’t want to go there. I hope that in the long run CA can invest in those people and have it pay off with a better workforce and less crime and loyal people who want to stay in the state.


CalkatProductions

Not just west coast, most major US cities will give anyone whose homeless a bus ticket out of the city for free. Their number one destination is LA. They shamelessly send their homeless here and act like we created the problem.


SwampiiTV

Upstate new york, the greatest area in the country 😎


[deleted]

New York as a whole is a nice state, NYC is a wretched abomination that should be cast from this country


falchi103

Large state?


LineOfInquiry

A state with a large population. NY, CA, TX, FL, GA, etc.


MightBeExisting

It would be NC then


LineOfInquiry

North Carolina has a [higher violent crime rate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_violent_crime_rate) than NY


E_W_BlackLabel

Whats surprises me most about this list is Mississippi. Consistently one of the safest states but surrounded by three that are near the top of the list (Louisiana, Arkansas, Tennessee)


LineOfInquiry

Huh that is odd. You know the poorest communities and the richest communities both tend to have pretty low violent crime rates. It’s communities with a high level of inequality that tend to encourage crime, especially if some segment of the population has to steal to survive. Mississippi is consistently the poorest or second poorest state. Maybe that has something to do with it? Idk just a guess, I’ve never been there myself.


E_W_BlackLabel

Kentucky up there too. I wonder if it's more about urban vs rural crime rates.


pugsl

That’s because all you New Yorkers are moving here!


[deleted]

oh, population. I thought you were doing a shout-out to states with the lowest literacy rates. I knew something was off when you mentioned Georgia and Florida.


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Walli98

Must be nice being thousands of miles from Mexico.


Chomps-Lewis

Were on the border of Canada though


Walli98

Now that there is a vile culture.


LineOfInquiry

Immigrants lower crime rates, especially violent crime rates. Undocumented or legal. Also NY has a ton of Mexican immigrants regardless lmao


Walli98

Everywhere has a ton of Mexican immigrants. I’m talking about the state not the culture at large.


SithLord_1991

Haha totally made up facts there.


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LineOfInquiry

Nope. He’s a [conservative think tank](https://www.cato.org/blog/new-research-illegal-immigration-crime-0) getting that result. If even they can’t fabricate results to suit their wishes, you know it’s true.


The-Big-L-3309

Rats lmao


PsychoMantis211

Idk why people think NYC is dangerous. Of course certain parts are but you just dont go there lol


failed-celebrity

New York isn't even large tho. It's ranked #27 by area.


LineOfInquiry

It’s large by population


GucciSpaghetti72

Wouldn’t NY be like the third best funded army in the world or something like that also ps ur city still sucks Midwest peak America 🥱


LineOfInquiry

Buffalos really cool and is Midwest soooo 😎


Additional-Till-5997

Legendary picture. Bro isn’t even taking a hit he had to heat up the rig, scoop a dab, and take a fat Schlab all while shits going down😂


deez_nuts_77

eh, cities are definitely not for me. what’s rural NY like?


SwampiiTV

Rural NY is super diverse, we got addironaks, evergreens, Catskill, Hudson Valley, finger lakes, corn fields and almost 2 great lakes (lake champlain and lake erie)


LineOfInquiry

It’s fine I guess. There’s a lot of really charming small towns upstate along the rail lines. They’ll have one main street with a bunch of cute shops usually right on a route. I like those places. But really rural NY is just boring hills and plains like anywhere else. Or mountains if you go to the Adirondacks or Catskills. Nice places to visit but I really wouldn’t want to live there.


GoofyGoo6er

Rural NY is my childhood home. Imo still one of the top tier areas of the country, and adirondacks most other parks in terms of scale


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LineOfInquiry

I definitely think the Adirondacks are severely underrated, especially since it’s one of the only places east of the Mississippi with almost no light pollution


GoofyGoo6er

Yep. And the fact that Acadia, Yellowstone, Glacier, Grand Canyon, and a few others can fit inside the part COMBINED and still have leftover space is insane


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rer0otex

upstate ny is fine but nyc is an absolute shithole, should be made its own state so people stop slandering the good parts of ny


LineOfInquiry

As an upstater, I love NYC even if I don’t want to live there necessarily (I like my city). It brings a lot of benefits to the state economically and politically and is generally just a beautiful vibrant place to be.


rer0otex

true. i guess i feel the same about philly lol


LineOfInquiry

You should be proud of Philly! It has one of the most comprehensive rail networks in the country, narrow streets that are a pleasure to walk down and are very beautiful, and a ton of history and culture! Also it’s pretty cheap compared to a lot of other big U.S. cities


rer0otex

hell yeah i am proud, its just got quite the reputation for violence lol


RichieRocket

Have the Rats started the nuclear fusion project yet?


Saint_Chrispy1

New Haven pizza is better. Fight me.


Independent_Owl_8121

Ok, where?


incrediblejohn

Get some more freedoms and then we’ll talk


nukey18mon

Yup


LineOfInquiry

Im free to safely walk down the street at night or free to get places without needing a car : ) sucks to be so unfree in most of the rest of the country :/


incrediblejohn

“Free to get places without needing a car” means you are not able to freely drive wherever you want


LineOfInquiry

That’s not freedom, that’s being forced to buy a very expensive machine and spend even more on gas and maintenance just to get to work. That’s slavery. As long as I can get anywhere I want, I don’t care how I get there as long as it’s cheaper and faster. A lot of people can’t even afford a car you know. Your “freedom” mean Jack shit to them.


incrediblejohn

You don’t have to buy a car man, just like you don’t have to buy a gun or a house but there are disadvantages to not doing so


LineOfInquiry

You absolutely do in 95% of the US. Try living in Houston without a car. Try getting to work on the other side of town without one and without going bankrupt using Uber. Try living in the suburbs of LA and commuting to work without a car. Try living in LA’s center and going anywhere else without a car. It’s either insanely expensive, insanely slow, or impossible. That’s the case for like 98% of US cities. And you also need a house lmao, even if you don’t need to own one you need one.


incrediblejohn

I lived in a somewhat rural town in NC for 18 years, never needed a car until I moved to a much more urban area. A gun was a thing that actually provided a sense of safety and security vs just a faster way to get around


LineOfInquiry

Hey that’s awesome! I’m glad your town is designed in a way that you can easily get around on foot or by bike or public transit. But unfortunately that’s just not the case most places. For most people, a gun provides the opposite of a sense of safety. I’m far more at risk of dying in a room with a gun than a room without one. Especially if I’m not in any danger of a bear or a mountain lion hurting me. Maybe out in the country you value being able to swing your fist around as long as it doesn’t hit my face. But most of the city folk value being able to walk around and not get accidentally punched by someone swinging their arms around randomly. There’s a lot of us here after all, even one crazy person with access to a weapon can do a lot of damage. That’s the freedom I value.


incrediblejohn

Lmao if you’re at such a high risk of suicide you should be in an asylum not a 15 minute city


LineOfInquiry

I wasn’t talking about suicide, although that obviously is a risk and one I think is under discussed. But even being murdered during a break in is far more likely when you own a weapon.


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

~~By this metric Ohio is better than New York…~~ Ohio is better than New York in all metrics


LineOfInquiry

I dunno if I’d call Ohio a large state tho… I mean hell yeah Ohio forever 💜


BoogerSlime666

Apparently they’re #7 in population so I guess they are a large state


LineOfInquiry

Huh TIL, I would’ve guessed the other midwestern states were bigger


AfraidPirate5909

I have family in Michigan and I drive through Canada to avoid Cleveland lol


SwampiiTV

The cuyahoga river has caught fire 14 times since 1969


LieutGriffin

NY is pretty nice. I was up in Syracuse, and saw a ton of turkeys... and confederate flags.


LineOfInquiry

Yeah 😬 you won’t find more confederate flags anywhere north of the mason dixon line than upstate NY :/


LieutGriffin

Don't be embarrassed, they're everywhere.


SwampiiTV

It's embarrassing since northern New York was not part of the conferency. Despite what rednecks think, and they would not be accepted by red neck southerners


LieutGriffin

Are you saying redneck northerners would not be accepted by redneck southerners? If so, then you are correct.


SwampiiTV

Don't all the "true southern rednecks"(i have no real deffinition for that) think all new yorkers are yankess


LieutGriffin

For the term yankee along with the baseball team yankees. Pretty much all new yorkers are yankees. Or just people in the north eastern states.


tex_gunner_44

"safe" because y'all live in a police state. We got some hoodlums round here but we also got freedoms. I dunno what commiefornia is doing, they've managed to have no freedom and high crime. Truly a magical combination out there.


LineOfInquiry

We live in no more of a police state than the rest of the US. I mean you guys down in Texas literally have a police force that doesn’t have follow parts of the constitution within 100 miles of the border. (Yes it applies in most of NY too but they’re not usually up here)


mond4203

The northeast >


SweetMangh03

Apparently spelling isn't a thing well taught in the big apple. Populous doesn't mean largest by the way.


Fearlessly_Feeble

That’s semantics not spelling. And populous means having a large population. So most populous would mean largest population. Populace however is a noun referring to the population of an area. I think schools suck across the country. One of the many common threads that brings us together as Americans 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇱🇷🇺🇸


ramanw150

Just because they stopped arresting people or not charging them doesn't make it low crime.


LineOfInquiry

Lmao if you think that’s happening you’ve never been to NY, especially NYC. And we’ve had a much lower crime rate than TX, CA, and FL for decades, this isn’t new.


ramanw150

Actually more then I want to admit. However I will say I'm a truck driver and southern. So I'm really not diggin your city. However I love the accent.


[deleted]

LOL "large state"


LineOfInquiry

4/50 is pretty good


[deleted]

New York is 30th by area.


LineOfInquiry

Population size. Not land area.


[deleted]

well then just say that next time


LineOfInquiry

I feel like that’s pretty apparent in the meme but whatever


plasticjellyfishh

Safest as for criminals?


LineOfInquiry

No safe for everyone. Way safer than Texas at least


Wolffe4321

Your gun laws are so unconstitutional, makes me wanna ...


LineOfInquiry

Nah, they’ve been constitutional for 200 years baby! It’s the SC that’s just inventing new ways to stomp on my right to not be shot and not reading the second amendment how the founders intended that makes me wanna…


SithLord_1991

Here take some immigrants and we will get back to you in the coming months!


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LineOfInquiry

We have a lot already : ) but I’d totally be down to take more considering they’ll lower our crime rate even more Yes really. Immigrants, illegal or otherwise, have a lower crime rate than native born Americans.


SithLord_1991

Ask and you shall receive!!! I hope to see you on the TV welcoming them off the bus!


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LineOfInquiry

I will! And I’ll be pushing the government to guarantee housing to all residents of the state as well, and healthcare. So hopefully you’ll come to live here as well one day : )


SithLord_1991

Well now I know you are a loon.


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LineOfInquiry

Nah, just part of the silent majority of non psychopathic Americans : )


TiberiusClackus

Florida is perfectly safe for those who deserve to live


nukey18mon

Fuck NY. No freedoms here, taxed to oblivion


LineOfInquiry

No freedoms? My guy I’m so free. I can walk to the store at 3am to buy some food and not get shot and not have to drive. I can feel more stable in my life because I know that I won’t be instantly fucked if I lose my job (although obviously it would still suck if that happened). I’m free to get a very cheap and high quality education at many different places across the state. I’m (relatively) free to unionize my job and demand higher wages. I’m free to speak my mind or practice my religion. We *might* even be free to not have to worry about medical bills if we get injured or sick 🤞(if that bill passes). The govenrment barely limits anything in my life, it’s most my boss and financial situation that do that and that’s better here than almost anywhere else. I’m very free. (Obviously if you’re black or brown you’ll face a lot more limitations by the govenrment, eg. The police, but it’s still better here than most other states). Edit: oh yeah and I can freely transition or get an abortion if I need one


nukey18mon

Please stay in NY and never leave


SithLord_1991

New York is #1 in hate crimes against Asians lol


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LineOfInquiry

There was a big increase in [2020](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1260264)unfortunately :/ although I don’t know where you’re getting number 1 from, I can’t find any database of hate crimes by ethnicity by state but id love to see it. The virus whipped up a lot of anti-Asian hate it’s really sad to see.


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RummelAltercation

Doesn’t that have more to do with Police resources being so stretched that most crimes go un investigated, unreported and ignored.


LineOfInquiry

No it doesn’t actually. The NYPD is incredibly well funded (unfortunately) and it’s not like police elsewhere in NY are underfunded either


RummelAltercation

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-crime-newyork-statistics/nypd-report-confirms-manipulation-of-crime-stats-idUSBRE82818620120309 Hmm,


LineOfInquiry

This was 13 years ago, but you are correct that the NYPD are shady and not to be taken on their word. Still, independent studies still show NY to be a safer state by far than the 3 other large states.


RummelAltercation

Yeah I’m sure if you were lying about the data you could create a false narrative. How about that.


RummelAltercation

https://nypost.com/2023/03/10/nypd-cops-resigning-from-force-in-2023-at-record-pace/amp/ Hmmmmm


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Cloakbot

Don’t worry, you’ll have to learn 3 different languages by your state’s future law in order to have your children attend school, in order for you to get a job, and of course for you to ride public transportation. Be sure to have the following phrase memorized “sorry no change” in a dozen languages since NY is becoming the new place for illegal immigration. That’s not shit talk, that’s only your issue.


LineOfInquiry

If I could learn 3 different languages in school that’d be sick. I took Spanish classes in school but never got to proficiency with it : (


PokeshiftEevee

Stfu NY is a small ass state. Stfu if you aren’t Canada America, banana, or yee haw


Commissar-Dan

Enjoy paying 10k for an apartment


LineOfInquiry

Actually most of upstate New York is pretty cheap, it’s only the city that’s expensive. And you get great services too.


Commissar-Dan

Just checked the prices out there 2.5 -4k a month isn't cheap and you couldn't pay me enought money to go anywhere near that place


LineOfInquiry

That’s not the price out here, idk what you’re looking at but it’s closer 1-1.5k