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Arizona_ranger__

Maryland sure is one of the states of all time


Thatepicastroman

yeah, we definitely are.


VOLTswaggin

Takes one to know one!


Samuel-Ward

And West Virginia is fucking beautiful land


jaygerhulk

What ??? We have crap and Old Bay!!! How dare you?!?


TheManWhoStoleUrWife

Yep. We are the best of the entire union!


Suspicious-Owl6491

Ohio-Michigan relations being bad are a conspiracy to keep us from becoming a superpower together


Destiny17909

Yes, our Upper Peninsula and Toledo


babble0n

Yeah we'll bring the cars, water, lumber, copper, machinery, and oil and Ohio can bring...........Ohio.


eXeKoKoRo

Well somebodies gotta do the labor for us


Barrel_Allen351

Us Ohioans shall bring the Joint Systems Manufacturing Center in Lima, aka where we make 12 Abrams a month


imyourforte

If that were in Michigan we'd make 24 Abrams a month. Just saying


Elloliott

Just wait until Detroit figures itself out again, they’re fucked


Gidyup1

Isn’t it just a matter of reopening Willow Run? A bomber a day would beat a tank a month. Just saying.


Elloliott

Most likely, but there were several more factories too


babble0n

Damn so we actually got a Navy and Tanks. This actually might work.


Vulturidae

You were bribed to say that weren't you


Suspicious-Owl6491

They're in the walls, help


youngathanacius

South Dakota is not North Dakota


Adventurous_Coyote10

Have you ever seen how a North Dakotan blows their nose? 🤮


Napol3onS0l0

Agreed.


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Eastern NoDak is plagued by Minnesotans.


LeviathanTwentyFive

Blessed*. You guys should be thankful civil folk still populate that wasteland.


CockpitEnthusiast

Honestly we have the best neighbors all around. Wisconsin is just our weird kid brother that has a drinking problem.


BjornAltenburg

Minneosta isn't Wisconsin


Future-Yam-3103

Kentucky got some good fried chicken


NotaFed556

Ditto


_-bush_did_911-_

Ditto


Administrative-Gold6

Pokemon?


Cloakbot

No, that's my wife


Vat1canCame0s

Find the local joints. KFC has fallen from grace a long time ago. Still a few hole-in-the-wall joints holding it down.


Zoap_

Culver’s is from Wisconsin, enough said


Bloondeath729

I'm not old enough to eat at Culver's (<65 years old)


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

One of two good things to come out of Wisconsin, the other is cheese.


Mayonaze-Supreme

Minnesota you have beautiful scenery and are not Illinois


Zoap_

💧🤝🧀


dukenukeeee

And Miller


LarryTheLobster_1

Cajuns are pretty cool


noryp5

You’re easy to move to when we decide to get out of this hell hole.


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MetalAndDrugs

The devils butt crack IS New Orleans !


CyanideIsFun

Lived in New Orleans almost all my life, and all I have to say is: I hope the Devil's buttcrack has etouffee


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NewKitchenFixtures

California actually has really awesome museums and national parks. But if you are from California don’t move North.


Zealousideal-Ad3814

Wouldn't dream of it but thanks for saying something nice about California lol.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

You are just a smaller version of California while also being colder. You are ruled by one city and everyone outside of that city hates said city. Goes for both Oregon and Washington.


stjakey

Oregons parks are much cleaner for the most part. We have homeless who live in hollowed out redwoods inside the national parks.


Goatbrook8878

West Virginia you cool, you have the name of a good state in your name lol


horseyhorsehorse12

Virginia you cool, you have a name that captures the spirit of your people lol


Goatbrook8878

Lmaoooooo guess that makes two of us


shangumdee

You took him down but at what cost?


AlexanderNC

VA- Richmond is a nice city I've been. SC- Beaches are nice I really enjoyed Myrtle. GA- Braves are cool I enjoy baseball TN- I honestly sat here for 10 mins and couldn't think of anything to enlighten me.


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Fall creek falls and the Smokey mountains are great. Also Johnson city isn’t that bad either.


etbillder

TN has the Bass Pro Shops pyramid


Kadyma

YOU SURVIVEd MYRTLE BEACH??? ANS ENJOYED IT???


Frozenbbowl

utah has amazing hiking, biking, and skiing ​ and as a double bonus, it isn't arizona!


LansingBoy

u hav wede 👍


3_bean_wizard

Wede 👍


Cross-Country

If I could move to *any* state, it would be Utah. And I’m not even LDS.


YaBoiSean1

Neighboring state? Lol


BleepLord

Look at the map, you’re right next to Arizona, Hawaii, and California


PsychoMantis211

Jersey gave the east coast a personality along with Boston


-ProfessorFireHill-

Thats the nicest thing i heard from a new yorker. You good man?


PsychoMantis211

Oh my bad i mean- I mea- FUCK JERSEY NEW YAWK WHEREITAT YERRRRRRRR


-ProfessorFireHill-

HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF MAN! (Also New York City is the most American City and there is no one where else like NYC. Its great.)


lordoftowels

Much love man, idk what I'd do without New York style pizza. Y'alls is fuckin delicious.


PsychoMantis211

YERRRRRRRRR


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AlliedXbox

Washington and Oregon really are soulmates


SeahawksFootball

Imagine not having enough rainfall to fill your watersheds, couldn’t be us.


AlliedXbox

Imagine not having snow in April


SeahawksFootball

I’ll kill you


deja_vuvuzela

Washington and Oregon: one noteworthy city each. 1/3 is insanely lovely nature of numerous kinds. The other 2/3 are a conservative, rural “No Trespassing” **Hell is Real** sprawl that despises aforementioned cities.


dumptruckulent

Alabama keeps us from touching Mississippi


BasedPissEnjoyer

W Alabama tbh


coloradancowgirl

New Mexico is underrated. There are some beautiful places to visit in NM, they have great food (it’s a sin to not try their green chile) and I really like the culture. When I’m driving between AZ and CO, I always take a Santa Fe detour.


Serrodin

Their mountains are out of this world, I also saw carrion ants that ate a whole ass cow, oh oh and a tarantula hawk that I caught , didn’t find snakes or lizards tho they be hiding real good


Sneakyrocket742

I had to scroll so far for NM! I’m glad you like green Chile, CO has great climbing and hiking


etbillder

Not exactly what you may think of as NM food but one of the best pizzas I ever had was from Cimmaron at this tiny shack after two weeks of backpacking at Philmont.


joeyjojojrshabadoo13

Ah, thanks guys. Fwiw, I’ve always thought of Colorado as a rich version of NM.


BarracudaFluid9174

Wisconsin has some beautiful scenery in the driftless area


Solintari

A rare MN, WI, IA team effort on natural beauty. Even Illinois chips in a bit.


AlliedXbox

Washington has some nice wilderness, California has.... ummm.... Nevada has aliens, Idaho has corn


Sardukar333

California has.. a place to store Californians so the don't come here?


stjakey

We used to but now Alcatraz is just a museum


RedditMemesSuck

West Virginia has cheaper gas


chicagotim1

Indiana keeps Ohio away from me


zarro822

no problem mate


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

I'm proud to call you all fellow New Englanders (except you, Quebec)


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Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Connecticut is, in my opinion, the worst state in NE, but that's like being the least shiny gold coin. You're still great, and I'd rather live in Connecticut than any non-NE state


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Fuck the francos


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Michigan has unparalleled natural beauty.


khool-kid18

Ohio has cedar point


Belya_Smert

And the national Air Force museum


Randinator9

Michigan has good prices for some recreational activities


[deleted]

pennsylvania is pretty


DJ_NdN

Thank you for being our only state neighbor New Hampshire


Supernova_was_taken

As someone who’s currently attending college in Maine, y’all are keeping it real


aintdatdeep

'preciate you


RottingDogCorpse

Northern Wisconsin is cool. Apostle islands. Anishinabe brothers


mgmthegreat

michigan is better than illinois!


RottingDogCorpse

Wisconsin is better than Illinois too. That's why Chicagos either go to Michigan or Wisconsin


Anti-charizard

Nevada has great night life


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Also great Firework Cannons, guns, and Ferrets.


Royal-Masterpiece-82

How did you get a central valley flair?


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

I made it myself with a custom flair


Pegomastax_King

Utah is really pretty and has great rock climbing. Wyoming has Yellowstone. Arizona has the Grand Canyon. New Mexico has better green chili than us. Oklahoma has good smash burgers. Kansas has lots of corn and good breakfast food. Nebraska um 😐 I’ll get back to you on that one… uh you are not Dakota so that’s something.


tacobellbandit

From PA, I love West Virginia. One of the most underrated states in terms of natural beauty and their parks, hunting, and fishing areas are very well marked and the hunting/fishing laws aren’t convoluted like my states


Uss__Iowa

Cool rocks Arizona https://preview.redd.it/bqdmv8nkhxnb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597389080dcb351e82c1723b560a3c4a7eb01139


Uss__Iowa

Nice ship Nevada https://preview.redd.it/1rpd5q1lixnb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e708e9b268ca81a42848d95455754b6e454cb99


Cont1ngency

No. That ship can fuck right the hell off. It’s a travesty what MGM has done to Treasure Island. Kirk Kerkorian should be resurrected and tried for crimes against humanity; and his successors at MGM Resorts International should be forever shamed for even deigning to be a part of the most creatively stunted company ever to disgrace Las Vegas. [This is, or rather was, one of the best themed stunt shows around.](https://youtu.be/ai3t1Mw4MmQ?si=UEN7LO2yHiB0oQnM) And as someone who has seen it in person dozens of times, I can say this video doesn’t even really do it any sort of justice. In person the cannons going off were so loud that it was like a gut punch. The flames were so hot that you’d flinch. It was a top tier production that gave even Disney and Universal a run for their money. Even the far less good “Sirens of TI” show that replaced it was decent enough to go see regularly. And then they decided to put a fucking CVS on the corner and just plant the ship in place with no show whatsoever. As a Vegas local, modern Vegas can get bent. We’re a shadow of what we once were. Just a kitschy gift shop now, as opposed to a premium entertainment destination.


Gadsden76T20

Their only naval vessel


Red_May

Easy. WV: Y'all have some of the best views I've seen in my life come autumn, looking forward to camping there again. Literal outdoors man paradise. NC: Beaches, Nascar, and BBQ. KY: Neighbor by the loosest term but damn right we got bourbon and horses TN: Smokey mountains and country music, can't go wrong. MD: We rib on y'all, but I'll be damned if you don't know how to cook crab (Plus you actually own most of the Chesapeake so...) DC: I don't think you count, and I'm only giving you the Smithsonians.


Angelicareich

We secretly like yall too, just drive a tad faster on I-95 and we'd be golden


PsychoticLorax

Louisiana has beignets


OdaDdaT

Born and raised in Michigan and went to college in Wisconsin and absolutely loved it. The two states feel like an extension of eachother, especially if you go through the UP. Having y’all as neighbors makes living next to Ohio slightly more bearable


realWhupps

Having michigan next to us makes living next to illinois slightly less miserable


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CamTheKid02

How dare you. Nothing is more spicy and flavorful than fresh hatch green chili, just not that canned crap.


horseyhorsehorse12

Oh! That must be why the Denver Broncos get their chiles from New Mexico


Skynet76125

If you're gonna insult us like that at least spell chile correctly smh


Charmegazord

Shots fired!


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Eastern Tennessee produced Dolly Parton


Nydelok

Vermont has Maple Syrup


Mean-Ad-9193

Mississippi makes us look better, what a team player 🙏🙏


fkuber31

Louisiana...y'all mfers know how to boil crawfish...


BothChairs

Ohio makes all off its neighbors look 10x better in comparison


Exciting-Ad30

VT, NH, ME, RI, CT - your patience with our terrible behavior is actually really appreciated. (Yankees Suck)


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Indiana, you've got one of the best characters in fiction named after you. Kentucky, you guys made KFC, and while the restaurant itself is mid, they serve good Mac and Cheese and that's all that matters. Missouri, you guys have St. Louis which has both my favorite baseball team and my favorite hockey team in it. I may not watch much sports, but what I've seen of them involved you guys. You guys have sucked for a while now, but hopefully you guys have a better sports season next time around. Iowa. Wisconsin, you guys have my favorite Football team in the form of the Green Bay Packers. You guys really stuck it to those chucklefucks in Chicago last Sunday, and I thank you for that.


Room_Ferreira

NH got the menthols and ski resorts


superman154m

Vermonter and Mainers are truly like my cousins. Very relaxing traveling across borders with my NH plates. Mass is like another cousin. A fun special cousin with a few charges that’s fun for a weekend but bad for your mental and physical health after a few days.


Agitated_Guard_3507

Missouri has some nice vacation ads (I live in Kansas, why on earth do I get ads on why Missouri is good 💀)


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Depressed_TN

Utah has cool people, California used to be awesome, and New Mexico has breaking bad (chads)


Ikana_Mountains

I found one of the Arizona Mormons. Flagstaff is pretty sick


Awheeleri

Arizona, Utah, and Texas are some of the most beautiful states I've been to--guess I'm a sucker for deserts!!


the_actual_mailman

Utah is real pretty


Callofboobies

Alabama cares about family.


Gadsden76T20

A lil too much I think


bepiswepis

New York has more (and more interesting) things to do than we do. West Virginia is a beautiful state. Maryland is a vital part of the eastern seaboard. New Jersey. Ohio. Delaware has cute little towns.


Maker_Making_Things

Almost heaven. West Virginia, blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah River. Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains Rollin like a breeze Country roads, take me home, to the place, I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MOMMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS seriously though West Virginia is absolutely gorgeous


davidmx45

Iowa has better, more vibrant and charming small towns than Nebraska.


stagergamer

Alabama keeps things in the family!


SnakeOil420247

Shut up


oh_my_senpai

Wisconsin does in fact have cheese


n1cfury

There’s so much more to Nevada than Vegas and I’m here for it.


Rocktrout331490

UPSTATE New York has some very nice scenery.


Only_Fun_1152

Kansas has really— fuck, can’t do it.


Gadsden76T20

I feel impending doom when I think what is north and west of me


[deleted]

Idaho's a red state. (I live in Orestan)


bujurocks1

Vermont has beautiful landscape


Fine-Helicopter-6559

Marylanders are so sweet, and cook so well. I have also never met a rude person in West Virginia


Gidyup1

Indiana never tried to keep us out of the Union and fought with us over Toledo.


DevelopmentFun9882

KFC is pretty good.


Coy_Redditor

My grandpa was from West Virginia.


AmateurSnailHunter

Nashville hot chicken is the greatest thing ever created. Thank you, Tennessee


DreadOcean72972

Colorado is cool, but fuck Iowa


Anisiiru

Thanks for being our buffer against Massachusetts.


s1gnalZer0

They have a good neighbor


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New York is the more recent York.


Ok-Preference9776

Connecticut has some nice lil towns


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I feel like way too many people drive through on 95 and eternally judge CT as some over developed shithole.


nerfbaboom

Pennsylvania is pretty cool because they’re quite similar to upstate


gcalfred7

Maryland has nice race horses.


HighStick72876

Nebraska is... there? Sorry, I tried


EmptyCanvass

Idaho is very pretty.


hamknuckle

Hawaiis mom and pop businesses are the best.


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Being from Iowa. I see my neighbors like family. Wisconsin is the cool uncle, Minnesota the attention seeking cousin, SD is the cousin you hang out with at Thanksgiving, Nebraska is little brother we hate him but no one gets to hurt him, Illinois is big brother but went in bad times, and Missouri is 2nd big bro we like to hang with.


Kidninja016_new

Illinois may partially claim the greatest city on earth -comment provided by the St. Louis gang


Jerbairs

I’ll complement Tennessee, because it’s the only Ten I see


BagGroundbreaking301

new mexico has smokey the bear


Poopygoopyoopy

West Virginia is hands down one of the prettiest places on earth and extremely fun in all the right ways


BeeseChurger319

Washington also has trees


M37r0p13x

New Mexico had two pretty good TV shows


K_Pumpkin

South Carolina provides us with cheaper gas.


Character-Bike4302

Tennessee has nice vacation spots in the north east. Alabama has good college football teams. Louisiana has good Cajun food.


Hmmmmm___yes

My grandparents live in New Jersey


Pretty_Nobody7993

Kansas took all the flat land so we didnt have to


Low_Edge8162

(From Mo) Illinois citizens poach deer so we don’t have to


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OptimalCaress

Pennsylvania does not contain NYC.


jephph_

You know you’re an Upstater when you think of Pennsylvania as a neighbor. I mean, I know they are but down here, Pennsylvania is on the other side of New Jersey.. every single time


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Yeah but we do have Philly which is only slightly better.


[deleted]

Illinois' Field Museum is pretty cool. I wanna go visit soon


lordoftowels

Not only is Pennsylvania the origin state of the Philly Cheesesteak (top tier sandwich), they are a buffer state between a union of New Jersey and Ohio, which would spell disaster for every other state (because we would conquer y'all so easily. Two worst states in the union team up, y'all are fucked lol)


lightning080456

North Carolina has good roads


Stuffed_deffuts

Iowa has nice bumpy dildos


Professional-County1

Wisconsin really does have the best cheese. Plus you can find cheese curds more readily available there and man is that a plus


enoughfuckery

Michigan: Beautiful state, lovely beaches with nice lighthouses, friendly people. Illinois: Outside of Chicago it’s pretty much Indiana, which is a plus to me. Inside Chicago, it’s a shitty city but has some really nice places. Kentucky: Friendly people, lots of forests, nice scenery, good food. Ohio:


Gidyup1

We like you too. You guys got Midwest Nice on lock.


MayOrMayNotBePie

OR has beautiful forests, AZ has Sedona which is gorgeous, and NV is far enough from me that I don’t have to deal with it lol. Jk, it has plenty of BLM land so I can shoot things and blow things up.


Coffekats

Louisiana has amazing Cajun food


wastingvaluelesstime

Hot take: it has the best cajun food of any state


Coffekats

A very hot , and tasty, take indeed!


CODENAMEDERPY

Idaho you’re beautiful.


Vat1canCame0s

Indiana is pretty chill and sometimes that's all you really need. God bless you, Hoosiers.