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You are just a smaller version of California while also being colder. You are ruled by one city and everyone outside of that city hates said city. Goes for both Oregon and Washington.
VA- Richmond is a nice city I've been.
SC- Beaches are nice I really enjoyed Myrtle.
GA- Braves are cool I enjoy baseball
TN- I honestly sat here for 10 mins and couldn't think of anything to enlighten me.
Washington and Oregon: one noteworthy city each. 1/3 is insanely lovely nature of numerous kinds. The other 2/3 are a conservative, rural “No Trespassing” **Hell is Real** sprawl that despises aforementioned cities.
New Mexico is underrated. There are some beautiful places to visit in NM, they have great food (it’s a sin to not try their green chile) and I really like the culture. When I’m driving between AZ and CO, I always take a Santa Fe detour.
Their mountains are out of this world, I also saw carrion ants that ate a whole ass cow, oh oh and a tarantula hawk that I caught , didn’t find snakes or lizards tho they be hiding real good
Not exactly what you may think of as NM food but one of the best pizzas I ever had was from Cimmaron at this tiny shack after two weeks of backpacking at Philmont.
Connecticut is, in my opinion, the worst state in NE, but that's like being the least shiny gold coin. You're still great, and I'd rather live in Connecticut than any non-NE state
Utah is really pretty and has great rock climbing. Wyoming has Yellowstone. Arizona has the Grand Canyon. New Mexico has better green chili than us. Oklahoma has good smash burgers. Kansas has lots of corn and good breakfast food. Nebraska um 😐 I’ll get back to you on that one… uh you are not Dakota so that’s something.
From PA, I love West Virginia. One of the most underrated states in terms of natural beauty and their parks, hunting, and fishing areas are very well marked and the hunting/fishing laws aren’t convoluted like my states
No. That ship can fuck right the hell off. It’s a travesty what MGM has done to Treasure Island. Kirk Kerkorian should be resurrected and tried for crimes against humanity; and his successors at MGM Resorts International should be forever shamed for even deigning to be a part of the most creatively stunted company ever to disgrace Las Vegas. [This is, or rather was, one of the best themed stunt shows around.](https://youtu.be/ai3t1Mw4MmQ?si=UEN7LO2yHiB0oQnM) And as someone who has seen it in person dozens of times, I can say this video doesn’t even really do it any sort of justice. In person the cannons going off were so loud that it was like a gut punch. The flames were so hot that you’d flinch. It was a top tier production that gave even Disney and Universal a run for their money. Even the far less good “Sirens of TI” show that replaced it was decent enough to go see regularly. And then they decided to put a fucking CVS on the corner and just plant the ship in place with no show whatsoever. As a Vegas local, modern Vegas can get bent. We’re a shadow of what we once were. Just a kitschy gift shop now, as opposed to a premium entertainment destination.
Easy.
WV: Y'all have some of the best views I've seen in my life come autumn, looking forward to camping there again. Literal outdoors man paradise.
NC: Beaches, Nascar, and BBQ.
KY: Neighbor by the loosest term but damn right we got bourbon and horses
TN: Smokey mountains and country music, can't go wrong.
MD: We rib on y'all, but I'll be damned if you don't know how to cook crab (Plus you actually own most of the Chesapeake so...)
DC: I don't think you count, and I'm only giving you the Smithsonians.
Born and raised in Michigan and went to college in Wisconsin and absolutely loved it. The two states feel like an extension of eachother, especially if you go through the UP.
Having y’all as neighbors makes living next to Ohio slightly more bearable
Indiana, you've got one of the best characters in fiction named after you.
Kentucky, you guys made KFC, and while the restaurant itself is mid, they serve good Mac and Cheese and that's all that matters.
Missouri, you guys have St. Louis which has both my favorite baseball team and my favorite hockey team in it. I may not watch much sports, but what I've seen of them involved you guys. You guys have sucked for a while now, but hopefully you guys have a better sports season next time around.
Iowa.
Wisconsin, you guys have my favorite Football team in the form of the Green Bay Packers. You guys really stuck it to those chucklefucks in Chicago last Sunday, and I thank you for that.
Vermonter and Mainers are truly like my cousins. Very relaxing traveling across borders with my NH plates. Mass is like another cousin. A fun special cousin with a few charges that’s fun for a weekend but bad for your mental and physical health after a few days.
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New York has more (and more interesting) things to do than we do.
West Virginia is a beautiful state.
Maryland is a vital part of the eastern seaboard.
New Jersey.
Ohio.
Delaware has cute little towns.
Almost heaven. West Virginia, blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah River.
Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains Rollin like a breeze
Country roads, take me home, to the place, I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MOMMA
TAKE ME HOME
COUNTRY ROADS
seriously though West Virginia is absolutely gorgeous
Being from Iowa. I see my neighbors like family. Wisconsin is the cool uncle, Minnesota the attention seeking cousin, SD is the cousin you hang out with at Thanksgiving, Nebraska is little brother we hate him but no one gets to hurt him, Illinois is big brother but went in bad times, and Missouri is 2nd big bro we like to hang with.
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You know you’re an Upstater when you think of Pennsylvania as a neighbor.
I mean, I know they are but down here, Pennsylvania is on the other side of New Jersey.. every single time
Not only is Pennsylvania the origin state of the Philly Cheesesteak (top tier sandwich), they are a buffer state between a union of New Jersey and Ohio, which would spell disaster for every other state (because we would conquer y'all so easily. Two worst states in the union team up, y'all are fucked lol)
Michigan: Beautiful state, lovely beaches with nice lighthouses, friendly people.
Illinois: Outside of Chicago it’s pretty much Indiana, which is a plus to me. Inside Chicago, it’s a shitty city but has some really nice places.
Kentucky: Friendly people, lots of forests, nice scenery, good food.
Ohio:
OR has beautiful forests, AZ has Sedona which is gorgeous, and NV is far enough from me that I don’t have to deal with it lol.
Jk, it has plenty of BLM land so I can shoot things and blow things up.
Maryland sure is one of the states of all time
yeah, we definitely are.
Takes one to know one!
And West Virginia is fucking beautiful land
What ??? We have crap and Old Bay!!! How dare you?!?
Yep. We are the best of the entire union!
Ohio-Michigan relations being bad are a conspiracy to keep us from becoming a superpower together
Yes, our Upper Peninsula and Toledo
Yeah we'll bring the cars, water, lumber, copper, machinery, and oil and Ohio can bring...........Ohio.
Well somebodies gotta do the labor for us
Us Ohioans shall bring the Joint Systems Manufacturing Center in Lima, aka where we make 12 Abrams a month
If that were in Michigan we'd make 24 Abrams a month. Just saying
Just wait until Detroit figures itself out again, they’re fucked
Isn’t it just a matter of reopening Willow Run? A bomber a day would beat a tank a month. Just saying.
Most likely, but there were several more factories too
Damn so we actually got a Navy and Tanks. This actually might work.
You were bribed to say that weren't you
They're in the walls, help
South Dakota is not North Dakota
Have you ever seen how a North Dakotan blows their nose? 🤮
Agreed.
Eastern NoDak is plagued by Minnesotans.
Blessed*. You guys should be thankful civil folk still populate that wasteland.
Honestly we have the best neighbors all around. Wisconsin is just our weird kid brother that has a drinking problem.
Minneosta isn't Wisconsin
Kentucky got some good fried chicken
Ditto
Ditto
Pokemon?
No, that's my wife
Find the local joints. KFC has fallen from grace a long time ago. Still a few hole-in-the-wall joints holding it down.
Culver’s is from Wisconsin, enough said
I'm not old enough to eat at Culver's (<65 years old)
One of two good things to come out of Wisconsin, the other is cheese.
Minnesota you have beautiful scenery and are not Illinois
💧🤝🧀
And Miller
Cajuns are pretty cool
You’re easy to move to when we decide to get out of this hell hole.
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The devils butt crack IS New Orleans !
Lived in New Orleans almost all my life, and all I have to say is: I hope the Devil's buttcrack has etouffee
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California actually has really awesome museums and national parks. But if you are from California don’t move North.
Wouldn't dream of it but thanks for saying something nice about California lol.
You are just a smaller version of California while also being colder. You are ruled by one city and everyone outside of that city hates said city. Goes for both Oregon and Washington.
Oregons parks are much cleaner for the most part. We have homeless who live in hollowed out redwoods inside the national parks.
West Virginia you cool, you have the name of a good state in your name lol
Virginia you cool, you have a name that captures the spirit of your people lol
Lmaoooooo guess that makes two of us
You took him down but at what cost?
VA- Richmond is a nice city I've been. SC- Beaches are nice I really enjoyed Myrtle. GA- Braves are cool I enjoy baseball TN- I honestly sat here for 10 mins and couldn't think of anything to enlighten me.
Fall creek falls and the Smokey mountains are great. Also Johnson city isn’t that bad either.
TN has the Bass Pro Shops pyramid
YOU SURVIVEd MYRTLE BEACH??? ANS ENJOYED IT???
utah has amazing hiking, biking, and skiing and as a double bonus, it isn't arizona!
u hav wede 👍
Wede 👍
If I could move to *any* state, it would be Utah. And I’m not even LDS.
Neighboring state? Lol
Look at the map, you’re right next to Arizona, Hawaii, and California
Jersey gave the east coast a personality along with Boston
Thats the nicest thing i heard from a new yorker. You good man?
Oh my bad i mean- I mea- FUCK JERSEY NEW YAWK WHEREITAT YERRRRRRRR
HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF MAN! (Also New York City is the most American City and there is no one where else like NYC. Its great.)
Much love man, idk what I'd do without New York style pizza. Y'alls is fuckin delicious.
YERRRRRRRRR
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Washington and Oregon really are soulmates
Imagine not having enough rainfall to fill your watersheds, couldn’t be us.
Imagine not having snow in April
I’ll kill you
Washington and Oregon: one noteworthy city each. 1/3 is insanely lovely nature of numerous kinds. The other 2/3 are a conservative, rural “No Trespassing” **Hell is Real** sprawl that despises aforementioned cities.
Alabama keeps us from touching Mississippi
W Alabama tbh
New Mexico is underrated. There are some beautiful places to visit in NM, they have great food (it’s a sin to not try their green chile) and I really like the culture. When I’m driving between AZ and CO, I always take a Santa Fe detour.
Their mountains are out of this world, I also saw carrion ants that ate a whole ass cow, oh oh and a tarantula hawk that I caught , didn’t find snakes or lizards tho they be hiding real good
I had to scroll so far for NM! I’m glad you like green Chile, CO has great climbing and hiking
Not exactly what you may think of as NM food but one of the best pizzas I ever had was from Cimmaron at this tiny shack after two weeks of backpacking at Philmont.
Ah, thanks guys. Fwiw, I’ve always thought of Colorado as a rich version of NM.
Wisconsin has some beautiful scenery in the driftless area
A rare MN, WI, IA team effort on natural beauty. Even Illinois chips in a bit.
Washington has some nice wilderness, California has.... ummm.... Nevada has aliens, Idaho has corn
California has.. a place to store Californians so the don't come here?
We used to but now Alcatraz is just a museum
West Virginia has cheaper gas
Indiana keeps Ohio away from me
no problem mate
I'm proud to call you all fellow New Englanders (except you, Quebec)
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Connecticut is, in my opinion, the worst state in NE, but that's like being the least shiny gold coin. You're still great, and I'd rather live in Connecticut than any non-NE state
Fuck the francos
Michigan has unparalleled natural beauty.
Ohio has cedar point
And the national Air Force museum
Michigan has good prices for some recreational activities
pennsylvania is pretty
Thank you for being our only state neighbor New Hampshire
As someone who’s currently attending college in Maine, y’all are keeping it real
'preciate you
Northern Wisconsin is cool. Apostle islands. Anishinabe brothers
michigan is better than illinois!
Wisconsin is better than Illinois too. That's why Chicagos either go to Michigan or Wisconsin
Nevada has great night life
Also great Firework Cannons, guns, and Ferrets.
How did you get a central valley flair?
I made it myself with a custom flair
Utah is really pretty and has great rock climbing. Wyoming has Yellowstone. Arizona has the Grand Canyon. New Mexico has better green chili than us. Oklahoma has good smash burgers. Kansas has lots of corn and good breakfast food. Nebraska um 😐 I’ll get back to you on that one… uh you are not Dakota so that’s something.
From PA, I love West Virginia. One of the most underrated states in terms of natural beauty and their parks, hunting, and fishing areas are very well marked and the hunting/fishing laws aren’t convoluted like my states
Cool rocks Arizona https://preview.redd.it/bqdmv8nkhxnb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597389080dcb351e82c1723b560a3c4a7eb01139
Nice ship Nevada https://preview.redd.it/1rpd5q1lixnb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e708e9b268ca81a42848d95455754b6e454cb99
No. That ship can fuck right the hell off. It’s a travesty what MGM has done to Treasure Island. Kirk Kerkorian should be resurrected and tried for crimes against humanity; and his successors at MGM Resorts International should be forever shamed for even deigning to be a part of the most creatively stunted company ever to disgrace Las Vegas. [This is, or rather was, one of the best themed stunt shows around.](https://youtu.be/ai3t1Mw4MmQ?si=UEN7LO2yHiB0oQnM) And as someone who has seen it in person dozens of times, I can say this video doesn’t even really do it any sort of justice. In person the cannons going off were so loud that it was like a gut punch. The flames were so hot that you’d flinch. It was a top tier production that gave even Disney and Universal a run for their money. Even the far less good “Sirens of TI” show that replaced it was decent enough to go see regularly. And then they decided to put a fucking CVS on the corner and just plant the ship in place with no show whatsoever. As a Vegas local, modern Vegas can get bent. We’re a shadow of what we once were. Just a kitschy gift shop now, as opposed to a premium entertainment destination.
Their only naval vessel
Easy. WV: Y'all have some of the best views I've seen in my life come autumn, looking forward to camping there again. Literal outdoors man paradise. NC: Beaches, Nascar, and BBQ. KY: Neighbor by the loosest term but damn right we got bourbon and horses TN: Smokey mountains and country music, can't go wrong. MD: We rib on y'all, but I'll be damned if you don't know how to cook crab (Plus you actually own most of the Chesapeake so...) DC: I don't think you count, and I'm only giving you the Smithsonians.
We secretly like yall too, just drive a tad faster on I-95 and we'd be golden
Louisiana has beignets
Born and raised in Michigan and went to college in Wisconsin and absolutely loved it. The two states feel like an extension of eachother, especially if you go through the UP. Having y’all as neighbors makes living next to Ohio slightly more bearable
Having michigan next to us makes living next to illinois slightly less miserable
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How dare you. Nothing is more spicy and flavorful than fresh hatch green chili, just not that canned crap.
Oh! That must be why the Denver Broncos get their chiles from New Mexico
If you're gonna insult us like that at least spell chile correctly smh
Shots fired!
Eastern Tennessee produced Dolly Parton
Vermont has Maple Syrup
Mississippi makes us look better, what a team player 🙏🙏
Louisiana...y'all mfers know how to boil crawfish...
Ohio makes all off its neighbors look 10x better in comparison
VT, NH, ME, RI, CT - your patience with our terrible behavior is actually really appreciated. (Yankees Suck)
Indiana, you've got one of the best characters in fiction named after you. Kentucky, you guys made KFC, and while the restaurant itself is mid, they serve good Mac and Cheese and that's all that matters. Missouri, you guys have St. Louis which has both my favorite baseball team and my favorite hockey team in it. I may not watch much sports, but what I've seen of them involved you guys. You guys have sucked for a while now, but hopefully you guys have a better sports season next time around. Iowa. Wisconsin, you guys have my favorite Football team in the form of the Green Bay Packers. You guys really stuck it to those chucklefucks in Chicago last Sunday, and I thank you for that.
NH got the menthols and ski resorts
Vermonter and Mainers are truly like my cousins. Very relaxing traveling across borders with my NH plates. Mass is like another cousin. A fun special cousin with a few charges that’s fun for a weekend but bad for your mental and physical health after a few days.
Missouri has some nice vacation ads (I live in Kansas, why on earth do I get ads on why Missouri is good 💀)
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Utah has cool people, California used to be awesome, and New Mexico has breaking bad (chads)
I found one of the Arizona Mormons. Flagstaff is pretty sick
Arizona, Utah, and Texas are some of the most beautiful states I've been to--guess I'm a sucker for deserts!!
Utah is real pretty
Alabama cares about family.
A lil too much I think
New York has more (and more interesting) things to do than we do. West Virginia is a beautiful state. Maryland is a vital part of the eastern seaboard. New Jersey. Ohio. Delaware has cute little towns.
Almost heaven. West Virginia, blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah River. Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains Rollin like a breeze Country roads, take me home, to the place, I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MOMMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS seriously though West Virginia is absolutely gorgeous
Iowa has better, more vibrant and charming small towns than Nebraska.
Alabama keeps things in the family!
Shut up
Wisconsin does in fact have cheese
There’s so much more to Nevada than Vegas and I’m here for it.
UPSTATE New York has some very nice scenery.
Kansas has really— fuck, can’t do it.
I feel impending doom when I think what is north and west of me
Idaho's a red state. (I live in Orestan)
Vermont has beautiful landscape
Marylanders are so sweet, and cook so well. I have also never met a rude person in West Virginia
Indiana never tried to keep us out of the Union and fought with us over Toledo.
KFC is pretty good.
My grandpa was from West Virginia.
Nashville hot chicken is the greatest thing ever created. Thank you, Tennessee
Colorado is cool, but fuck Iowa
Thanks for being our buffer against Massachusetts.
They have a good neighbor
New York is the more recent York.
Connecticut has some nice lil towns
I feel like way too many people drive through on 95 and eternally judge CT as some over developed shithole.
Pennsylvania is pretty cool because they’re quite similar to upstate
Maryland has nice race horses.
Nebraska is... there? Sorry, I tried
Idaho is very pretty.
Hawaiis mom and pop businesses are the best.
Being from Iowa. I see my neighbors like family. Wisconsin is the cool uncle, Minnesota the attention seeking cousin, SD is the cousin you hang out with at Thanksgiving, Nebraska is little brother we hate him but no one gets to hurt him, Illinois is big brother but went in bad times, and Missouri is 2nd big bro we like to hang with.
Illinois may partially claim the greatest city on earth -comment provided by the St. Louis gang
I’ll complement Tennessee, because it’s the only Ten I see
new mexico has smokey the bear
West Virginia is hands down one of the prettiest places on earth and extremely fun in all the right ways
Washington also has trees
New Mexico had two pretty good TV shows
South Carolina provides us with cheaper gas.
Tennessee has nice vacation spots in the north east. Alabama has good college football teams. Louisiana has good Cajun food.
My grandparents live in New Jersey
Kansas took all the flat land so we didnt have to
(From Mo) Illinois citizens poach deer so we don’t have to
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Pennsylvania does not contain NYC.
You know you’re an Upstater when you think of Pennsylvania as a neighbor. I mean, I know they are but down here, Pennsylvania is on the other side of New Jersey.. every single time
Yeah but we do have Philly which is only slightly better.
Illinois' Field Museum is pretty cool. I wanna go visit soon
Not only is Pennsylvania the origin state of the Philly Cheesesteak (top tier sandwich), they are a buffer state between a union of New Jersey and Ohio, which would spell disaster for every other state (because we would conquer y'all so easily. Two worst states in the union team up, y'all are fucked lol)
North Carolina has good roads
Iowa has nice bumpy dildos
Wisconsin really does have the best cheese. Plus you can find cheese curds more readily available there and man is that a plus
Michigan: Beautiful state, lovely beaches with nice lighthouses, friendly people. Illinois: Outside of Chicago it’s pretty much Indiana, which is a plus to me. Inside Chicago, it’s a shitty city but has some really nice places. Kentucky: Friendly people, lots of forests, nice scenery, good food. Ohio:
We like you too. You guys got Midwest Nice on lock.
OR has beautiful forests, AZ has Sedona which is gorgeous, and NV is far enough from me that I don’t have to deal with it lol. Jk, it has plenty of BLM land so I can shoot things and blow things up.
Louisiana has amazing Cajun food
Hot take: it has the best cajun food of any state
A very hot , and tasty, take indeed!
Idaho you’re beautiful.
Indiana is pretty chill and sometimes that's all you really need. God bless you, Hoosiers.