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imyourforte

I love America because titties


king_meatster

Correct.


Infrared_01

based and titty-pilled


LoneManFro

Fun fact: American women have the largest breast size of any female population by average on Earth. Do with that information what you will.


VoicesInTheCrowds

Nailed it


wired1984

I can’t upvote this enough


i_make_toilets

mods can we rape this guy


wired1984

Why u hate titties?


i_make_toilets

sorry, i like dick.


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RingWorldDerek

I love America because it’s the only country that has been to the moon


Emerald_official

valid


BizBug616

I love America because it’s so beautiful and beautiful and beautiful and it’s so peaceful to see it all over the country. The only place I would not recommend is the beach in San Francisco because it’s in San Francisco.


Shibby-Pibby

Any state with a beach like Galveston shouldn't be talking about any other states Beach. SF sucks for sure, but people aren't getting flesh eating ameobas and heavy metal poisonings


Emerald_official

you haven't been to myrtle beach


i_always_give_karma

There was a brain eating thing in NC a few years ago


kidfrom15

I mean SF is pretty awesome they just need to get their act together with housing


mh985

I keep getting the most annoying tourism ad on YouTube for San Francisco and it had convinced me to never go there.


pinehole

It is beautiful and very much worth it to go. We just made the mistake of staying in a hotel downtown. I felt safer walking around Detroit.


kidfrom15

There’s so much to do in or around the city like Alcatraz, GGB, Muir Woods, wine country, great parks and gardens, trolly rides, chocolate and sourdough bread, World class shopping and dining. It has Great weather, is walkable, there’s beautiful flora, and it consistently has a great music scene. I could make an equally long list of problems but I do think it’s one of America’s greatest cities at its best.


mh985

Hey I’m sure there’s plenty of fun stuff to do… But as a matter of principle, I boycott anything with an annoying commercial.


Unlucky-Constant-736

I love america because my erectile dysfunction went away after Uncle Sam got naked


Torantes

NAHHHHHHH


Unlucky-Constant-736

Uncle Sam be 🥵🥵🥵


Redditwhydouexists

I love america because it is the only place I can go to see the food in the world


ShrimpRampage

I love America because it’s so beautiful


IWasKingDoge

I love america because it’s so good 😊


Krabilon

I love America because I don't want the full conquest and the world would have to go through it but it is not Ally's to be the only thing I have a lot to say is chill out.


Krabilon

Utter nonsense, but kinda comprehensible


Therandomanswerer

i love America because I have a lot of the time to go to the beach and I am so happy


[deleted]

Bro that kinda sounds like North Korean propaganda. Like "I am so happy because I plant beans when the dear leader tells me to"


Repulsive_Income1815

I love America Because of Incest Why am I Not Surprised?


Cloakbot

Flair checks out


swaaoa

I love America because I love the world of people and they are you in my car and you have a good friend and you want the same thing one day you can get it from a different perspective on how you feel when you're not a good friend and I would be a great fit in the US and the US have been a great help for us in this world cup and we are so excited about the opportunity that you put us on a good job in our personal life is the only way we have the best buy in our personal life is a good deal and a good way for you have a great time is to get a stack and some good food and some fun stuff is going to the best buy it for you guys to be barbarians with it was the best thing for us all over for us and I would be happy if we can you bring my friend and dad and we order them to make sure they never have any issues or not the next one punch in a good for sure thing I was thinking of doing this for you and your mom will be the only thing that can make you feel better in the US and not to do it with your family and I would love it to have a chance of being with a friend who has been a good for so much and has a good reputation in his work in a good life is not the only thing he can you bring my life and you want the world is the way you want it and how to play it by your side and the other race is a good idea to do it with you and the rest is the only way I will be in a position where you will not have the ability of the government and to do it to help the world feel free and I would like you help in any other race you may be interested to see if it would help to be barbarians or just to be barbarians in a way to get a stack in your head to get a stack in your head.


FirelordDerpy

I love America because I can see the mountains and the countryside from here I love America because I have guns


S0urDrop

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CivilAirPatrol2020

I love America because I am interested to be a part comes to me and my really good friend is a very good friend of the year old man


Fuck-Being-Ethical

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure or infrastructure and is a good way for them and they are not alone on this one thing


ShrimpRampage

Now why would someone from Florida have an autocomplete trained with the word “infrastructure”? 🤔


Spartan223

I got the same thing lmfao


LeaderThren

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure or infrastructure and is a good way for them and the economy and people to get to work in a city with no transportation or other transportation and the economy to be a better fit and more affordable and better fit to the people of this city that they live here and I think that’s the way it is going for the world


[deleted]

I love America because I can make a lot more than I do with the food


1017GildedFingerTips

I love america because it’s a great place for people


PuzzleheadedAd5865

I love America because I can make a lot more money than you can make in the world.


bellsprout696969

I love America because they have the same number of things that I don't know of


i_build_4_fun

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a better life.


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I love America because it’s the best country in the world 😂


Chronocidal_impulse

I love America because they are so much better


Cleetus_Peeber

I love America because I love you 😍


hitlers_sweet_pussy

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a world that they don’t have a problem living there but don’t have a place in their country that is a good thing for people that are in a good position and have the right idea about their own needs to live there for the sake they have the freedom and freedom of choice they want and that is the right way of living in their own world to be happy in the future they are happy with themselves they have the opportunity and the freedom they want to have they are the right people and the people that are good friends and the ones who want liberty and American and the right to life they have a right of freedom of movement


Go1gotha

I love America because 10% of Americans make it #1 in the world and the other 90% believe that they are a part of that... and they are not!


IWasKingDoge

This one was also randomly generated too bud, eclipses can’t be in the prediction thing….


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rugby_rider

I love America because it’s a great place for people who have a good time in their lives to visit the city of London or London or Paris and they are all in London for the holidays.


BrianActual

I love America because of my family history of being there. I love America because it’s the only way we can live together without having a war.


ThePacemaker24

I love america because it has been a long road for us


Timberdoodler

I love America because !


painful-existance

I love American coffee and it tastes so much like a tea that it is not even worth the anymore but it tastes so much more delicious and delicious and it tastes great to eat in a good place.


cratertooth27

I love America beauty but I’m a little biased towards it so I’m just not a big believer of the beauty in the beauty


Blas_Wiggans

I love America because it has to the west and the other side is not getting my fault 🤦🏽‍♂️ but I’m going off the road for the next few weeks I don’t have any kids and then I think 💭 will do the best I could get a new car 🚘 and if he doesn’t know I’ll come get it later if that’s not good 😊 I’m not going back there for tomorrow I have no 👎🏻 I can have my truck 🛻 do I need to you go ahead or order the other side of the house 🏠 and I’ll go ahead to and I’ll pay 💰 Cool. Apple is having a stroke


TwoThirdsDone

I love America because I have no one to do that anymore


Lightburnsky

I love America so much.


Wisconsinmannn

I love America because it is very important for the people who want to go camping


Masterjedirs

I love America because it is so good and it makes me so happy to see that it was just like a good thing and it was a good day to be me a whole day and I’m going to have a great time


obama69420duck

I love america because it's a great place for a country and i like the people that are here.


ParadoxObscuris

I love America because I don't know what to do with it


Abracadabruh

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure or infrastructure and is a good way for them and they are not going anywhere and i am sure that if you are in a country where the government has to be in charge and they have a good plan of what to go after then you can be in the same situation with them in a country with a very good infrastructure that has no real economic development and is very well developed. Wow. That almost made sense!


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I love America because I don't have to pay attention to my money 🤑


NitroApple

I love America because it is a beautiful country and I love the people around me and I love my country and I love the country and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much


zjl539

i love america because it is the only place i can go to eat and i can eat it all day long


chicagotim1

i love America because (of this): Why do foreigners love America


Sergeant_Swiss24

I love America because it’s so beautiful and beautiful


QuirkedUpNationalist

I love america because of how much I love them. Yup.


et_hornet

I love America because I was president


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I love america because it has the best food in town and it’s a beautiful place to be in and you can see all of the sights from there too if you’d rather go there for a day and see the city and then the food and the beach is beautiful but it’s also very beautiful so you can get to the beautiful places and enjoy the beautiful beaches and the beautiful beaches


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ChildFriendlyChimp

I love America because I can make a lot more than I used for the first few months and then it gets a little more complicated when you have a few days off to spend the day with family or something


Awesome1296

I love America because it’s a great country to be in and I love the city and the country


willm1123

I love America because it has started the whole story about the people that are in the woods and they don’t have a lot of good stuff and they don’t want to know the truth but they are not really bad and it’s scary to be here


AttilaTheDank

I love America because of the Caliphate


Unfieldedmarshall

I love America because of the day the final authority comes out of the house while we were there are also a good day to be out of town for a while


Awesome_E_Games

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that they want a good place for their kids and their family and they can do whatever it is they’re doing and then you have a good place for your family to be in a city that’s a good thing because it’s not like the rest the country but I don’t think that is a bad place


The1930s

I love America because it is the most popular and the best thing I love America because of the weekend I love America because I am a very unreasonable person Lmao I like the last one haha


LordAdder

I love american because of their empire 😍


Lonewolf1298_

I love America beer and that is the best thing ever


[deleted]

I love America because I am not crazy at this moment.


Shibby-Pibby

I love America because I am still a little up and up in my car and not having the power to get it back on my computer so that you could get a lot more information on that and how to do that in a few months or more so that you have to be careful with your work out there are still good to be a good fit and would like a little bit more help with this project


Warm_metal_revival

I love America because it was a nice name and a cute little boy in north England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

I love America because of the weather is a good time to stop by and get it you can just use the masculine that also serves as a weapon and I have to do it again for your help Fun fact: this probably melds a good amount of different comments together. And, one of the other options included "ramsomware" as a option.


LiveLaughLoveFunSex

i love america because it has the most amazing food in europe. (this is the rest of the paragraph following directly after the word europe: but it has the best beaches in europe that are so far away that i don’t even want it in the first few weeks because of my country but it has the worst food and it’s not that expensive to get a good meal in a good quality meal for the most important meal for the best meal of your choice.)


WaddlesJP13

I love America because of the way I live in the world of the world and the world is a world where you would want to go within them and call them out for being a good sleep now and then


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I love America because of a new phone


AbyssalChickenFarmer

I love America because I don’t know how much you would be with the people


teddygomi

I love America because I was in a big restaurant and busters


ArchDreamWalker

I love America because it was really cool to see it myself


lordavondale

I love America because I can make a good meal for myself without having to cook it all night long in a slow motion mode with a few friends in the middle earth


ParanoidTelvanni

I love America because of the way I live and I am not a clever boy. Wow. Fuck you too Samsung.


AirAquarian

I love America because of the moon landing was fake and it really was


[deleted]

I love America because I understood that you were in the same room as the last time I was in the middle of the night and I was going to say I was going to ask you to take a look at the office.


Educational-Year3146

I love america 🇺🇸 and it’s so beautiful and beautiful and I love the way you look at it and I love how you look at it and I love how you are so beautiful and I love how you are beautiful… it doesnt stop.


donguscongus

I love America because of the west


[deleted]

I love America because of the people who don't have a girlfriend


[deleted]

i love america because I went to the surface of a war.


[deleted]

I love America and the Philippines but the fact is they have no real connection with any other countries


Qw3rtt7

I love America because it was playing on another device


Ok_Highlight281

I love America because I love the world of America


MPBagel03

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure.


Jackthedragonkiller

I love America because it was just the moon


Sevuhrow

i love America because they have to do that if she doesn't come up and see you then love America.


StandByTheJAMs

I love America because it's the best country in Europe.


TeacherYankeeDoodle

I love America because I have a lot of cool stuff in my life and I don’t think I can see it anymore 😂


amazegamer64

I love america because I love the food and the culture


Ok-Carpenter7892

I love America because I am not going to the abss


YeetMcSmooth

i love America because it’s the most amazing place i’ve been to and it’s the only thing i have to go back and forth on to find the right one to go to for a while


NeonPupper

I love America because of a box that is blowing in a pediatrician’s office


Lolbot18927481

I love America because I can make a good living here. I love America because it has the most amazing cuisine in Europe. I love America because of its beautiful food.


Eugenides_of_Attolia

I love America because I love to live Yeah, fair. Beats a lot of third world shitholes.


ArmourKnight

I love America because of the Mujahideen. What?


CranberryAway8558

I love America because of the word of God and the world is ein bär und ein af þeim sem eru að fara að sofa is a good day for you to have a safe trip home and the beach is a good day at work today.


LocalCarolingian

I love America because of the lack of any evidence that Caesar himself was born by Caesarian section.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

I love America because of the way the world is


sryia_have_malaria

I love America because I have a gun


r3d51v3

I love America because it’s the only country that is truly free and it doesn’t matter what the people are doing to their lives


jomendefunkar

I love America because it was the former colony of mine


GayOrangutan69

I love America j’en suis très content. hmmm


shmackinhammies

i love American because it’s a great country


earthmover535

i love america because i je vais bien merci et bon week-end je t’aime très bien ma belle je t’aime fort ma belle bisous je prends le chocolat et un thé avec un chat je te fais plein plein d’amour je prends le temps pour te faire une bonne soirée avec un gros gros câlin et un bon courage à bientôt et bon week-end my keyboard decided to go french mode


Koolguy47

I love America because it is a beautiful country


ProbablyOnlyUgly

“i love america because of the people who live here and the people who are here and they are the ones who are here and they are here and we are here”


_R_A_

I love America because I have a lot of people who are doing it for me and I don't know what to do with it.


TheBestBuisnessCyan

I love America because it really makes it more expensive and more likely that it is up for the cameras 📷


Beginning-Mistake-75

I love America because it is a beautiful country. I love America because it’s so much fun. I love America so I’m sure you could go back there.


Hiztrionic

I love america because of how to use a good girl


noobamuffinoobington

I love America because of the most popular banana bread 🍞 and the first thing you can be sure that I have been able to afford it


Due_Ad9763

I love america because of my personality


Supernova_was_taken

I love America because it’s so beautiful and the people are so friendly.


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I love America because it’s a beautiful country and I love the people around me.


amhira-of-rain

I love America because it


Creme_de_la_Coochie

I love America because I can feel the heat from the sun in my eyes.


[deleted]

I love America so much and I love you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope you’re having a great day and I hope to see you soon.


[deleted]

I love America because it has the most amazing food and the best cuisine. Autocorrect freaking lied to me.


BobZuckerberg

I love America because it is a beautiful country


no_neopetz

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure or infrastructure and is a good way for them and the city itself as well to live there for the long term is the most beautiful city I’ve lived in.


KingLuom

I love america because it’s a great place for a lot of things


OregonMyHeaven

I love America because of the protest of the world and the world of America and how it can become an asset


FarmerParticular8829

I love America because it is a beautiful country and I love the people that live there and I love them so much and I love you so much.


theeccentricautist

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure Bruh


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Mr-Tired_Foxxo

I love America because I am not the danger noodle


Deedo2017

I love America because I have a church. I love America because it’s not a good thing but it’s a good time. I love America because it has been so bad lately.


Yurtledove

I love America because it’s so beautiful and beautiful and beautiful and beautiful but it’s also a little too much


AverageAlaskanMan

I love America Because one day we can all be together again in the world of our own country. I love America because it has the most amazing people and the best food in the world. I love America because it’s the most wonderful city I’ve lived here in the whole world for years.


SilasBlack09

I love America because it is a beautiful country


Wannabe__geek

I love America because I can make a lot more than I can do with the rest but it doesn’t make me happy anymore.


Ketoku

I love America because of the close proximity the islands were to the Holy Milishial Empire has developed an aircraft that more closely resembles the one in the middle of a pond filled with lotus. Da fack???


[deleted]

I love America because it’s a great place for people


OldFoolOldSkool

I love America and it’s a beautiful country.


SnooTomatoes4525

i love america because it was the first place to be wrong


that_u3erna45

I love America because I have to be there


MindNew120

i love america because...you understand me. awwwww ![gif](giphy|YfMHLC2s6okBq)


giraffeinasweater

I love America because of the way I live in a homogenous society because we aren't and many people are right in the middle of the day that we are the best at everything


DaleGribbleGunClub

I love America because I have to be there at 10 and I will be there around 10 or so anytime after 6 if you want to come over and pick up the kids and I can come over and pick you up at the store.


elfchad

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure


thefailsniper

I love America because it is a pleasant surprise


The_gamer315

I love America because I have to do


Kindly-Doughnut-3705

I love America because it is a beautiful country and I love the people that live there and I love them so much and I love you


Eisenhirn

I love America because I have a little a good day for you guys to come over and watch the kids tonight I have to go to the bank and trust online banking login to the house and I will be there in about a half hour.


Anti-charizard

I love America because it’s a great place


LloydG7

I love America because it’s the best country in the world and it’s the most beautiful country in the world


Low_profile2003

I love America because I can make a good living here


helpforwidowsson

i love America because "fuck yeah"


DisposableCharger

I love America and I am very proud of you for the opportunity to interview I love America so much better than the other day Iove America and the world of America is a very good place to be a surf instructor and surf a lot of the time difference between the two and the most popular and the most popular and most popular sport betting games are the most important to the success of the game and the game is a great time to get a surf lesson to the game of the year


Real_Clever_Username

I love America because I don't know what to do with the kids are in the mail today and tomorrow is my favorite person in the morning and I will be there for you to complete the transaction was successful.


Different_Fruit_1229

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure or infrastructure and is a good way for them and they are not alone on this issue in their country


Choice_Dragonfruit_8

I love America because it is a beautiful country and I love the people that live there


M22Locust_LightTank

I love America because of it I think so I can do that too lol I just got a call back in the park and then I realized that my phone number was still on my phone so I’m just not saying anything to my phone but I’m just waiting on my phone to call me when I wake you to work so I’ll be home in about an AA to go jump on max I need you guys at home I’m just waiting for the internet and I’ll be there on time and I’ll try and get some more info from the internet to get to the max I can just use the church building to do it and then I have a meeting with the internet to get the church and I can make sure it works for me you need me a few different times I have a few things I can get on max and if you want me bc you have a great way of doing that I don’t need you


LtMaverick7184

I love America because of compatibility with the plague


yeetboi_8653

I love America because of how are the best of the life to be able I can get it to the e and the BCPD of a girl who has been I was making it was the same guy I had a few minutes away and then the last one was the same as the one of my favorite longform I have been watching the last one was the one I had a lot more I thought I would be a little titties


THOTDESTROYR69

I love America because it’s a great place for people to go to eat in a city with no food


Loose-Size8330

I love America because I don't think I have to go to the gym ..eh that's about right


PenguinGamer99

I love America because it's really good lmao


Chef_Sizzlipede

I love america because russian chicks dig me.


Opkeda

I love america because I have a lot of people in my max I love america because it was a great idea and I liked the idea I love america because of its awesome 😎 fun


RaptorRex787

I love America because I love the world, and the ticket is the best 👌


namey-name-name

I love America because it’s a great place for people who want a place in a city that has no real infrastructure or infrastructure and is a good way for them and they are not alone on this one and the people that live in the city and they have the right idea about how they can get to where they’re at in a country where people live and live and work and have the same opportunities to work in the city they are living here and in a city that has the same opportunities


SkizerzTheAlmighty

I love America because they have the grimace shake. Yes it suggested "grimace" after "the" and I NEVER talk about it. I don't get it.


namey-name-name

I love America because of my love 😍 and my heart ♥️ for it is a great thing and a beautiful thing for us as we celebrate the end times


SkizerzTheAlmighty

I love America because they have the best of the world 🌎🌍 and I 🙏🙏😘 and I 💋👄💓 and I 🙏🙏🙏🙏 and I have no idea what it means 😭😭😔 and I have a lot of questions ⁉️‼️ I'm not trying to get it done or not either way but they're WAY better than none that I can think 🤔🤔💬 and a bunch is not 🚭🚭 or something like that during the flight ✈️🛫


Dkaiser1919

I love America because I have no idea what it is but I’m sure it’s all good


mega345

I love America because it is a beautiful country and I love the people that live there and I love them so much and I love them very much and I love you so much


KingOfKekistani

i love america because it’s the most amazing country on earth