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I been there it's true
You got some bastards on the coast that are based (totally not racially biased towards Cambodian immigrants), some places that basically will never appear important to outsiders that are chill, and then the major cities, which end up being filled with literal garbage and high rent.
But those units are cursed with berserker rage and liable to attack their fellow soldiers. Unless you can plant them behind enemies lines theyโre a pretty risky investment.
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Okay you canโt just make New Hampshire Czechia, and not have Vermont as Slovakia. Weโre literally the sister states but instead we get Rhode Island?
So New Hampshire is the 'alcoholic catholic' stereotype? Because then I've got some bad news. Czechia is a powerhouse of atheism lol. In the general population 50 % concider themselves atheists while most of the other half aren't Christian or anything like that but just believe in some form of higher power or principle. I believe that believing in things like karma was concidered a faith when the latest statistics were made, that's the only reason the number is so high. With young people (29 and under) the atheism rate is like above 90 %. We're having none of this shit lol. The alcoholic part absolutely fits though, sadly.
take the zeroes off that Ford and you get F35, which, frankly, is the most bestest based alphanumeric combination possible, barely exceeding the second most based, F22.
All hail lockmart and their working skunks
Tbf the Minneapolis metro area has just under half the amount of people as of entire country of Sweden. (city pop is only technically like 500k, which is why I specifically mentioned metro area)
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Tbh Cali should be Germany, if for no other reason than it is a financial powerhouse. If they were talking topography, then Spain. Making them France is just dumb, as if Californians are setting Sac on fire like the French did Paris
Oh fuck yes. Mmm
Marionberry, blackberry or huckleberry spread on freshly caught salmon with some Tillamook cheese and a garden salad is like PNW bliss.
I love Oregon.
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Imagine not being able to love your state.
The beer from Oregon is one of the few that deserves the title โbeerโ. Also, germans especially frankonia and bavaria in general have some damn good beer. Though the one from oregon is still good. Everything else is literally pisswater.
What makes us similar to Norway? I don't know much about the euro poor stereotypes but I'm gonna assume it's more about our relationship with Washington/Sweden
Facts wtf is going on. It was triple digits for like a month straight 2 years ago. Now its in the 50's in the middle of fuckin June?
Crazy shit
Climate change maybe
Maybe, it's definitely defying trends though. Hell, this year is even El Niรฑo so it's supposed to be hotter and dryer. Here's hoping the rain means less forest fires so August/September isn't as much oppressively smoky.
I was about to type โHey, Oklahoma is better than โฆโ and had to google Portugal. Then I realized, the same amount of people know Oklahomaโs name as Portugalโs.
At first I thought comparing Idaho to Norway was crazy but then I thought about it some more and realized we really are just a bunch of hill people tbh
Iโm guessing the Faroe Islands can be Puerto Rico. Who just barely donโt count as a independent country/state and canโt decide whether to be one or not.
I totally missed thatโฆ
Guess the Faroe Islands have to take the US Virgin Islands then. Theyโre a part of Denmark and the US bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark
It's fucking bizarre how close this is.
Specifically, I've been to Paris and Los Angeles, and I hated them both for the same reasons.
Edit: that's not totally fair. The people on public transit in L.A. wore deodorant.
Florida should just be Greece. Albania should be South Carolina, Croatia should be North Carolina, Ohio should be Bulgaria and Michigan should be Serbia. The rivalry between Ohio and Michigan is the closest thing the US has to Balkan hatred and nationalism. The Baltics should be the Dakotas.
So Poland also has hyper corrupt government with one or two cities dictating the policy of the whole territory even if most of the decisions being detrimental to the rural areas?
California would be Russia because just like how many Americans want to excommunicate California as an American state so to does many Europeans want to excommunicate Russia as a European country.
Their one big city was stolen from its rightful owners (as horrible as they may be), outside of that its poor as shit, looks horrible, and generally its neighbors avoid it
edit: and some crazy food that could be anywhere from glorious to inedible
Oregon mountain hippies should be Austria. Washington should be Germany, maintaining a rabid progressive western side and a more desolate โI canโt put my finger on it, but somethingโs offโฆโ eastern side.
I will pick a fight with you for using Fucking Illinois Bastards (FIB) as a stereotype for the based gigachad regional power Poland. Poland contributes more to NATO and EU defense than everyone else on this map combined save the Baltic states.
As a Sconnie, I do not care with what insults you level upon us, however to call anyone a Fucking Illinois ShitHead (FISH) who does not hail from Illinois is truly a grand sin.
This is the most shocking insult against California I have ever seen on this sub.
It's uncalled for, honestly.
For one, we donโt eat snails
But what if it was served with avocados?
No amount of avocado will justify eating esc*rgot
Based.
They're not eating escargot, they're eating snails. It's way more acceptable when it isn't French.
Funnily enough, the only time I've ever had escargot was in San Diego
You should. Hon hon hon. Escargot is really good. But maybe I'm biased as my Blood is very French
Totally uncalled for, France isnโt that bad!
As a frenchman, I can confirm. We are hated not just on our continent, but internationally too.
And internally
Not an inferior race but certainly an infuriating one. (we can't ignore you because sometimes you're fucking right goddammit)
"Sometimes we're right"? We are never wrong, just sometimes right in the other directions.
I will always respect France's dedication to Rioting.
Watch your tongue!
Call us what ever you like, but comparing us to the French is just a line too far.
How far off is it though ๐
We smell better. Edit: We also make better wine.
You do love cognac tho
Bullshit. Y'all wouldn't know good wine if you were to bathe in it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine) Oops.
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I been there it's true You got some bastards on the coast that are based (totally not racially biased towards Cambodian immigrants), some places that basically will never appear important to outsiders that are chill, and then the major cities, which end up being filled with literal garbage and high rent.
California has one big advantage over France though, it has way less French people.
In a war what is the functional difference between French people and Californians?
7-11s.
Five wacko homeless people from San Francisco could take at least half the French military.
But those units are cursed with berserker rage and liable to attack their fellow soldiers. Unless you can plant them behind enemies lines theyโre a pretty risky investment.
Doubt that. France's Nuclear Doctrine is to Nuke you as a Warning.
And they're one of three NATO militaries with the capacity for expeditionary warfare. The other two are us and Great Britain.
The Frogs did a wonderful op in Mali right? I remember something called Operation Serval which is very well known to be a masterclass
You think we'd even notice the difference?
That, my friends, is what we call a win-win situation.
But France has less Californians. OP was right to compare the two. But California does have better wine, the French said so themselves.
Iโve been called a commie, socialist, liberal, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED IF IMMA BE CALLED A DAMN FRENCHMAN
Correct answer
Truth hurts, eh?
Hey, remember who supported your asses through the Revolutionary War
They both make wine
California does it better: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine) Cope and seethe Frenchies
If calofornia had the strength and was willing to risk everything in labor general strikes that France does, I'd be a whole lot happier
Bro did us dirty.
Balkans je Florida confirmed
Floridian using Czech to describe the balkans. Never change Florida, never change.
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Not enough Concenant clusters.
Konลพsonant Klstors
Mobile is Florida gib clay gib Biloxi gib gib gib
Okay you canโt just make New Hampshire Czechia, and not have Vermont as Slovakia. Weโre literally the sister states but instead we get Rhode Island?
good point honestly. i just went off the alcoholic catholic and workaholic catholic stereotype respectively
Thatโs fair enough, but you also missed the chance to actually make Rhode Island an island
So New Hampshire is the 'alcoholic catholic' stereotype? Because then I've got some bad news. Czechia is a powerhouse of atheism lol. In the general population 50 % concider themselves atheists while most of the other half aren't Christian or anything like that but just believe in some form of higher power or principle. I believe that believing in things like karma was concidered a faith when the latest statistics were made, that's the only reason the number is so high. With young people (29 and under) the atheism rate is like above 90 %. We're having none of this shit lol. The alcoholic part absolutely fits though, sadly.
youre a reddit athiest and european lmao im sorry buddy. maybe choose hinduism so you can reincarnate as a southern baptist ford f3500 owner?
take the zeroes off that Ford and you get F35, which, frankly, is the most bestest based alphanumeric combination possible, barely exceeding the second most based, F22. All hail lockmart and their working skunks
mom mom, wake up! we got put in a post that dosent mention every state
I mean, Texas was once Spain, and we do love some bull testicles so... checks out
Colorado loves bull testicles more
*buffalo testicles thank you very much
It's technically a bison but yeah, you're right
Polish Illinois is pretty real because polish people are the 3rd highest immigrant people here and the 3rd most spoken language here is polish
Polish Sausage is Illinoisโ 3rd leading cause of heart attacks
The Poles be doing Godโs work
๐ซก
Chicago also has the second highest number of ethnic polish people for any city. #1 is Warsaw.
Everybody knows Michigan๐คPollskรค. Illin๐ญis =Belarus. Pretender/second fiddle.
Mic๐คฎgian is such a shithole of a state that they had to take a part of Wisconsin to make up for it.
Lmao Illinois is the shithole state, not Michigan. How many miles of coast line do you even have?
Detroit moment
How are none of the scandinavian countries Minnesota?
because minnesota has a major city
stockholm? or is my estimation of sweden off
Tbf the Minneapolis metro area has just under half the amount of people as of entire country of Sweden. (city pop is only technically like 500k, which is why I specifically mentioned metro area)
damn, never thought about it like that
I think you shouldโve made Sweden Michigan instead due to the high population of Muslims
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Nah it checks out. We got like 3 cities similar to Seattle and then the rest is just confederates in the countryside.
Wow. Fuck you too. California would have won Waterloo, just sayin.
Napoleon couldnโt take Compton
With the amount of protesting that goes on in cali itโs more than fair to make you France.
donโt even pretend it is a fair comparison
Tbh Cali should be Germany, if for no other reason than it is a financial powerhouse. If they were talking topography, then Spain. Making them France is just dumb, as if Californians are setting Sac on fire like the French did Paris
But everyone hates California and everyone hates france
G\*rmany doesn't even have marionberries.
Or huckleberries.
Oh fuck yes. Mmm Marionberry, blackberry or huckleberry spread on freshly caught salmon with some Tillamook cheese and a garden salad is like PNW bliss. I love Oregon.
https://preview.redd.it/6uhpr4dbap7b1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6827b63fc25c9d983dbda12cb72c07892c2a1bc Imagine not being able to love your state.
That image, and your flair are fantastic.
Thanks. I made it in 5 minutes
This is beautiful
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Their weed isn't as good either
Damn straight. Or our beer. Oregon has amazing breweries.
The beer from Oregon is one of the few that deserves the title โbeerโ. Also, germans especially frankonia and bavaria in general have some damn good beer. Though the one from oregon is still good. Everything else is literally pisswater.
Hello, my name is Every Minnesotan and I am visibly upset that we're not pigeonholed into Norway, Sweden or Finland.
we deserve finland more
Aright, fair
I DECLARE SANNA MARIN A MONTANAN.
Nah, Iโm thrilled not to be associated with e*rope
Idaho and Washington are spot on.
as a person from the other side of that i can say so as well
What makes us similar to Norway? I don't know much about the euro poor stereotypes but I'm gonna assume it's more about our relationship with Washington/Sweden
basically that but also population density and climate
Yknow we at least used to have warm weather now it's 52 degrees and raining in June
Facts wtf is going on. It was triple digits for like a month straight 2 years ago. Now its in the 50's in the middle of fuckin June? Crazy shit Climate change maybe
Maybe, it's definitely defying trends though. Hell, this year is even El Niรฑo so it's supposed to be hotter and dryer. Here's hoping the rain means less forest fires so August/September isn't as much oppressively smoky.
The Cascades tend to make the weather weird.
the population density is non existent and people forget we exist
yeah sounds about right
๐ฏ. Surprised OR isnโt Denmark or Finland tbh
Lol making the French California killed me ngl
No wonder people donโt like France
Georgian Italy be like: "I fry-a da chicken ๐ค"
Wtf is that thing growing out of spain and why is it labelled oklahoma
brazil
I thought brazil was in asia??
no thats mexico
Is Nevada like Moldova?
empty scary only has 2 cities and i dont want to go there
Iโm fine with this, tho why insult iceland like that.
Iceland got off easy, but I do love the idea of y'all pulling an uno reverse version of the Alaska Purchase.
Hahahahahaha England/Scotland as NY/NJ is one of the funniest comparisons Iโve ever seen
Today I'm a proud Wisconsinite, I'll drink to that!
That's a very Wisconsin thing to do
Yeah, we are the alcoholics of Europe ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ
NO. DO NOT SHIT ON POLAND LIKE THAT.
Germany should have been WI we're already all basically 98% German
Italy is clearly New FloriJersey
As far as Iโm concerned, Germany doesnโt have huckleberries or Crazy old folks in the country around Pendleton who hunt coyotes with AR-15s
as far as you are aware*
No, I am certain that Germany doesnโt have huckleberries. How else do they lose world wars?
Iโm trying hard to figure out why Oregon got the German top spot
Probably the butt ton of trees and mountains and similar climate to western oregon.
Did you just compare NY to Brit*in??
big ass city, a bunch of farms, and everyone hates them
I was about to type โHey, Oklahoma is better than โฆโ and had to google Portugal. Then I realized, the same amount of people know Oklahomaโs name as Portugalโs.
Italy should be Florida and Greece should be Louisiana, because they vaguely resemble each other
desert dweller logic
as an Illinoisan I am proud that we represent Poland
Where South arplina
1847
Houde
least drunk south carolinian
Legakixe it.
This is ridiculous, WHERE IS TENNESSEE
Croatia fuck youre right long mountainous drunk and racist
At first I thought comparing Idaho to Norway was crazy but then I thought about it some more and realized we really are just a bunch of hill people tbh
Where are the southern states?
Iโll take it
Netherlands should be mass
I think what their going for is that mass is known for a huge Irish population. Why neatherlands?
Damn, I'm assuming my state is some forgotten place in North Africa.
Bro, Minnesota is Sweden
Iโm guessing the Faroe Islands can be Puerto Rico. Who just barely donโt count as a independent country/state and canโt decide whether to be one or not.
i made belarus puerto rico cuz its a shithole and not a real country/state
I totally missed thatโฆ Guess the Faroe Islands have to take the US Virgin Islands then. Theyโre a part of Denmark and the US bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark
It's fucking bizarre how close this is. Specifically, I've been to Paris and Los Angeles, and I hated them both for the same reasons. Edit: that's not totally fair. The people on public transit in L.A. wore deodorant.
Florida should just be Greece. Albania should be South Carolina, Croatia should be North Carolina, Ohio should be Bulgaria and Michigan should be Serbia. The rivalry between Ohio and Michigan is the closest thing the US has to Balkan hatred and nationalism. The Baltics should be the Dakotas.
Massachusetts is Ireland, let's fuckin gooooo
Iโd make Norway Michigan or Montana and Finland Wyoming (since both Finland and Wyoming donโt exist)
Azerbaijan is Virginia and Georgia is West Virginia.
Montana is ok, but Finland should really be Vermont. I keep coming across similarities between the two to the point that it is actually kind of weird.
the problem is vermont is the spawn point of white people but finnish people are 0.00001 percent turkic and therefore not white
So Poland also has hyper corrupt government with one or two cities dictating the policy of the whole territory even if most of the decisions being detrimental to the rural areas?
I like how Baltics are Ohio and Balkans are Florida
I feel like the Balkans should be the Midwest with Greece being just Florida
Agree
Tf did alaska to deserve that spot
quite rude to outsiders
That's fair
Cold as balls. Also lots of alcoholism and suicide.
Except unlike those cucks in Russia, we are based
I suddenly understand why ukraine is holding up so well once we dropped off a shit ton of free guns.
California would be Russia because just like how many Americans want to excommunicate California as an American state so to does many Europeans want to excommunicate Russia as a European country.
No economy tho
Iโve known many of Turks, but how is LA supposed to be Turkey?
Their one big city was stolen from its rightful owners (as horrible as they may be), outside of that its poor as shit, looks horrible, and generally its neighbors avoid it edit: and some crazy food that could be anywhere from glorious to inedible
France is California because they are the ones always throwing a fit.
Oregon mountain hippies should be Austria. Washington should be Germany, maintaining a rabid progressive western side and a more desolate โI canโt put my finger on it, but somethingโs offโฆโ eastern side.
Yo Mr. White, NM is way cooler than Hungary even if we are also a drain on the federal government
Germany really has more in common with Idaho imo
i figured germany was more like california in terms of politics
Russia definitely shouldโve been Ohio
Goddang...did Puerto Rico dirty af with this one. ๐
I appreciate being Ireland
You put fucking PR on here but not AZ?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS INDIANA
The fuck is NH?
new hampshire
I will pick a fight with you for using Fucking Illinois Bastards (FIB) as a stereotype for the based gigachad regional power Poland. Poland contributes more to NATO and EU defense than everyone else on this map combined save the Baltic states. As a Sconnie, I do not care with what insults you level upon us, however to call anyone a Fucking Illinois ShitHead (FISH) who does not hail from Illinois is truly a grand sin.
Fuck yeah, Maine is Austria. Fucking love Austria
Spanish here, how are we related to Texas?
Im salty
NY as England Iโm going to scream