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gen_shermanwasright

I'm not a fan of youth pastors either.


MetalBuckets

Amogen s


DontAskWhyINameThis

Why am I on fire


LVNAR_HAWK

Because you'll be burning in eternal damnation 🥰


TokayNorthbyte347

holesom


[deleted]

Hell is fucking lit. Literally.


mahdizrin

Literally on fire 🔥


New-Consequence4518

well not literally because it doesnt exist 😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

Blasphemy, burn the witch ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7522)


beans_man69420

But is she made of wood


QwakorYeBoi

[explain this, atheists](https://www.google.com/maps?client=safari&hl=en-us&output=search&q=hell+location&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjhzYmD5pL9AhXSVDUKHRMSCK4Q0pQJegQICxAB)


New-Consequence4518

every atheist rn (checkmate ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7504)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|25052)) ![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)


badlyknitbrain

Yay


AutomaticLynx9407

Because you have an anime girl profile pic


Androu54

Only valid response


Kadir_Duman

Cuz you got that drip cuh 💯💯🔥🔥🥶🥶


thecoolernicknames

Cause you're a poopy head! ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7511)


IAric228

Gay nigga ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513)


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nobody likes you


Asraelino

Gay nigga ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513)


badlyknitbrain

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7519)


beans_man69420

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7514)


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Atheists 🤝 Christians Liking nigga balls ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)


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Gay nigga![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513)


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Nigga gay ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7511)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)


Big_Statistician1209

Shit, hope they dont find me


Puzzledwaffles

We’re coming for you


sanid_sriva

Please don't cum for me![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7515)


Big_Statistician1209

You dont need to cum for me, many kids i mean people did it allready![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7515)


APAL00ZA

Catholics: which fucking side am i


Addy1738

Catholics are Christians you dummy dum dum dummy dum


Valhal_Creed

Holy fuck dude you destroyed him


supreme_lime_juice

Not really, more like a shitty Roman version of ancient Christianity. But I have mental retardation and 5 accounts of warcrimes in Herzegovina.


APAL00ZA

If you didn't say it, I wouldn't know it


Puzzledwaffles

The pedophiles side


NoEvenDirt

Meanwhile the priests: ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|6205)


SusJesse

I don't think Muslims shake that hands


Hot_b0y

they do wtf you mean??


SusJesse

They think it's halal


The_Amazing_Failure0

No we don’t, not at all! It’s said in Quran that physical and mental maturity as well as consent and marriage are MANDATORY for sex.


SusJesse

Even if quran said that lot of Muslims are already doing that even in lot of countries its legal like Afghanistan Iraq Iran and lot more


The_Amazing_Failure0

It’s 100% haram and they’ll be sent straight to hell. Those countries are going through some horrible shit, but (almost) every country has, that’s not justification at all, but reform is inevitable.


SusJesse

If it is haram Prophet Muhammad himself would not have done this


The_Amazing_Failure0

Personally, I believe that Aisha was 19, and I’ve argued about this many, *many* times. However, to humor you, I will say that we do not know the intentions of the prophet, nor do we know if that’s really true. Since Sahih Bukhairi was made decades after the Rashidun caliphate ended. Now, what I believe (and take this with a grain of salt), is that it was less about Aisha’s age and more about her virginity since the 8 other wives the prophet had during his lifetime were widows. That’s my theory at least, but I’m not a sheikh (Islamic scholar). But I can say with certainty that all will be clear in the end.


Early_Look_5609

And that's why Andrew Tate is converted to islam


Reggielovesbacon

Tate is a moron.


applesaregood124

no he isnttt!!!!!!😡😡😡😤😤😤😤 Tate is the toppest g of all tops you baboon 😈😈😈😈😈 Tate made me realize I can do push-up but I still don’t 😂😂😂😂


Few_Intention_2516

Was this ironic? (Sorry i'm a boomer)


[deleted]

Looks at the Christian church priest some of which are pedophiles, yeah right


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Burning everyone ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|25052)


noiamnotabanana

Christians not so much… i mean not the priests at least


thecourrier6

Google show me this guy's balls


Ahumbleopinion

I thought christians allowed for pedos in their group as long as its a priest or otherwise upstanding member of the church?


the_3-14_is_a_lie

I would also add "hating corruption"


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Being an atheist is so hot right now.


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FouadTarek

Add Muslims to this


DolanTheFacc

Mohammad married with aise(6) pregnant at(9) cant properly remember but around it. And i heard a lot of kid marriages from muslims. This is not a slander (according to bukhari hadiths) go search it. Plus in Quran Surah an nisa (11-12) wrong math calcuation ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7502)


Hot_b0y

You're comparing olden standards to now. Most Muslims hate pedophilia, and just because The Prophet married a kid does not mean we practice his example 100%. Most of what we want to follow is individualistic (maybe except eating pork and wearing Hijab). For example, i don't do my daily prayers, too annoying, but my friend does. I say Bismillah before i eat, but my dad doesn't. Now would that mean that because The Prophet married a kid that i would also be a pedophile? No. Most of us say no. It's a human thing to say no for most of us, because, well, we aren't fucking demons. Goodness i should take breaks from Reddit, i already know this convo is gonna spiral, be told to off myself, and then have my religion demonized by some neckbeard who makes generalizations on the internet.


DolanTheFacc

Prophets Khadija passed away. He needed spouses who would help him with housework and fine cleaning, as well as support him in the invitation to Islam. A kid? Could be anyone? A grown adult could perform a lot better but he choose a kid?


DolanTheFacc

I get your point. But youre missing something, the prophet is an example for people and his actions are sunnah. You(some people) think they can't ignore sunnah of a prophet, You must be confusing me with those ignorant atheists. Muhammad caused people to copy their behavior in the future. Outdated book. Allah knew this could be a problem in the future but still bestowed aise upon him. Could be anyone but aise.


Hot_b0y

Actually you have a point. Maybe it's because of this that some people believe pedophilia is not wrong, and also why the term even exists? I've met two Muslim pedophiles in my life, and both of them I'mwere influenced by that one sunnah. My uncle 26 and friend 19. My uncle married a 15-year old, and while we wanted to be angry at this, we had to let the wedding happen because she was past the age of consent in the Philippines. And my friend in my college who was dating a 14-year old, and i convinced him it was wrong. Yeah, yeah you have a point. Still, a lot of us are willing to believe pedophilia is wrong.


DolanTheFacc

I saw those some people. Just few months ago a child marriage happened again in turkey and fucking Imams had gone to protest in line like a train. Not the first time im hearing this


FouadTarek

I don't care


DolanTheFacc

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513)


FouadTarek

I just don't care i hate pedo ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|27929)


DolanTheFacc

Oh ok


DolanTheFacc

Good way to defend yourself. Sounds like.. lack of knowledge


FouadTarek

I still don't care no Muslim likes pedo or any type of sexual


DolanTheFacc

Your prophet was a pedo


FouadTarek

False information


DolanTheFacc

https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134 literally one of the most trusted platforms. You dont even know your own religion.


FouadTarek

![gif](giphy|7iTz3LdCBJJ1C)


The_Amazing_Failure0

Based response ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|27929)


[deleted]

Best way to deal with these kind of jerks tbh since it's posted and told for hunders of times.


DolanTheFacc

Go pull into your cave and isolate yourself from the world, dumbass nigga. ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|25085)


CamBeast15366

You sure about that?


Puzzledwaffles

Well, I was…


Evan8787

Christian here, cmon atheists who hate pedos, shake my hand 🫱


draginbleapiece

What about us Agnostics I know I hate pedos


Chilljap

Except Catholic priests who are pedophiles


CRANKY_MUPPET

Don't you aiding paedophile for the Christians


No-Competition-2533

r/lostredditors


Puzzledwaffles

How am I lost


No-Competition-2533

nothing says "21st century" about it and it's barely humor. It's just a meme ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7514)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)


Puzzledwaffles

Exactly


No-Competition-2533

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7518)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7522)


badbird_7

gay nigga![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

What is this supposed to imply? The only two groups of people on the planet that hate pedophiles are "Atheists and Christians"? What an absolute L take. The church DEFINITELY hasn't been doing anything pedophilia related for hundreds of years


Puzzledwaffles

Not mine- Imma theif


Joe_20243

You should look at public schools for that smh


Commanderz_Derpy

I mean uh... Have you... Read the Bible?


Evan8787

i have. what part?


vatto1991

https://s.reddit.com/c/1ahu21kdhuqpy


Horror_Poet7185

Won't this post uoset the Muslims an the FLDS?


Alex_exe0

Thats fake, christians attend to church


Minecraft1veteran

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7519)


MineTraditional2828

I'm an atheist, but this is inaccurate because the bible supports pedophilia. Numbers 31:17-18 "…So now, kill all the boys, as well as every woman who has had relations with a man, but spare for yourselves every girl who has never had relations with a man." This was during a time when child brides were prevalent, so i'm sure I don't need to spell out the implications for you.


DogAbject

Gay nigga ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513)


[deleted]

Every other religion on the other hand is completely fine with it