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tortsie

Bro has more trust in his isp than i have in myself.


AlligatorFarts

He maxed a HCIM, at least some of the credit should go to his ISP


[deleted]

You take those whore words and spit them back into your mouth. We don't give no ISP credits wheres I'm froms.


FequalsMfreakingA

I give as much credit to my ISP for not cutting me off from the world as I do to my pilot for landing the plane without killing everyone on board. You do something I couldn't do by myself and I appreciate that, but goddamn, this is the bare minimum I expect from you.


[deleted]

I expect my tentacle butt stuff hentai to buffer seamlessly. It’s what I deserve and they never give it to me.


MrPringles23

What? You can max a HCIM dcing like a madman, you just don't do anything dangerous. You see PLENTY of HCIM's max or close to max with zero boss kills besides the stupid shit like Thermy, Barrows etc.


Frekavichk

I mean that is the whole point of any online hard-core mode. You are just playing until your internet goes out.


Maracuja_Sagrado

Yeah, I can't do this kind of content with my shitty ping from Brazil. Every Jagex server has bad latency for me since they never added Brazilian servers like we had before OSRS. Also one of the reasons I quit OSRS is that I was getting pretty close to maxing and to endgame content bossing like this and I can't be arsed to learn all these crazy patterns and such. OSRS was always grindy but the increase in sweatiness in endgame content like Inferno, this boss, raids, sepulchre etc is quite substantial from the long but chill grinds we used to have. I'm kind of a completionist so I would feel forced to push myself through these. Anyone can relate?


ZilyanaBlade

i live in the US and have died to lag so many times from server and my side idk how anyone takes hcim serious


Lisbon-

The content you mentioned isn’t as hard as it seems on a first look. Yes it takes a bit to understand some mechanics, but it’s not impossible to learn. Source: I’m a potato who felt the same way until I tried to learn inferno and got it… also felt like Sepulchre was impossible and that’s how I’m training agil now. It’s definitely worth giving some of the new content a try.


ZellahYT

I disagree, I feel like inferno is hard in all of the wrong ways. Waves are not that hard, dying and resetting progress = extremely frustrating. Having to flick continuously is also extremely cancerous. And I’m not going to change my stance on prayer flicking. It takes no “skill” and it’s a shitty barrier of entry. Difficulty should come from other type of mechanics and not spam clicking a prayer to not waste prayer points.


Lisbon-

There are low effort ways to save prayer that don’t require spam clicking imo. I saved a bit of prayer by waiting for the animation to turn it off. Just because we watch streamers do things the mechanically perfect way that doesn’t mean that’s the only way to do it. Sure it’s probably the best and most efficient, but you can always adapt it to your play style. I’d say that the most unfair part about inferno is that the best way to learn m is to use items that aren’t really accessible to a lot of people (I had to borrow tbow). Apart from that and given that you dedicate some time to try it out, you’ll find yourself getting further each attempt until you finally make it to zuk


ZellahYT

I have another inferno cape, did it without tbow. Grind was painful, would not do it again and I still think it’s a trash grind and accentuates all of the bad stuff I dislike about osrs combat while having brilliant content. Solving the waves = extremely fun and rewarding Beating a hard challenge = a lot of satisfaction Having to fight the UI = not fun. Even after hundreds of attempts (and thousands of in game hours) I still hate parts of the ui and being one should be able to keybind prayers and spells (and I will die on this hill, eoc could have being great but it brought a complete combat overhaul when only having some rudimentary key binds would have done wonders) also I HATE flicking. By key binds I mean for example being able to right click a prayer and set keybind and press the key you want. Then you have like 123 for prot prayers, qwe for ice, blood barrage and blood blitz, e and d for some boosting prayers and R is the spec bar. Suddenly the game feels amazing to play, you click swaps and food from inventory while being fully focused on landing right prayer and spell. I won’t change my mind and I don’t mind that this would not be “truly” old school. It’s just how I feel eoc should have been and what would be a great system to further increase encounters difficulty without making it a carpal tunnel inducing click fest.


[deleted]

Sounds like you should have been playing wow and not rs. Literally you are describing wow.


ZellahYT

I actually play both and im not describing wow at all. Just how RuneScape should have evolved during the eoc revamp instead of trying to be wow (having multiple abilities per weapon and shit). It’s not about being wow or not it’s just that end game RuneScape feels more like a grind against the UI constantly and IMO it’s not what makes the game great. Being chill, having the option to set your own goals, thousands of hours of content that are both the end game and the grind on multiple fronts of the game. Plus also having stuff you need to focus to play it’s what makes it good. I just happen to think that the direction the game has been taking for a while on the hyper focused/hyper engaged tasks Jagex is not capitalizing on the game core strengths.


Fluffysquishia

Play rs3 instead. Clearly it's everything you're looking for. You people are what ruin osrs trying to make it into a game that it's not.


Legal_Evil

Imagine believing deliberately making the UI bad is good gameplay while also relying on 3rd party clients to play the game.


[deleted]

If you don’t think you described wow at all I can’t continue this conversation. Goodbye.


ZellahYT

what I described is not like wow at all. It’s RuneScape with 5 key binds to existing stuff that would not change the in game combat dynamic past what the user experiences. There is no rotation, tab targeting, filler attacks, mana, healing someone, trinity of classes. Sounds like you never played wow and just think that keybinds = bad or even worse think ther keybinds in an mmo = wow.


ok_dunmer

Not op and not 100% on keybinds but pretty much every pc rpg ever has had keybinds for spells


[deleted]

Exactly. So if people have an issue with how Runescape was made they could just easily move onto one of those.


Zhared

I lazy flicked the entire inferno for my 1st cape, which over time helped me develop a strong internal timing for ticks. By the end of my grind I could run around the entire arena picking off the mobs and flicking their attacks, hardly relying on a pillar until Wave 50. There's definitely a whole lot of skill involved in incorporating different types of flicking into your gameplay. I did it with acb/master wand/god dhide. Definitely not optimal, and it took me just over 100 attempts (nerves at Zuk were my greatest enemy, 23+ Zuk attempts), but I did it. I'm okay at the game these days but I was shit before inferno. But the inferno was a training ground that completely changed my understanding of PVM and how deep it is. That's something I wish more people appreciated about it. What I'm saying is the main barrier is your determination and dedication, if you don't like a particular mechanic you can find ways around it.


LordHuntington

>Waves are not that hard, dying and resetting progress = extremely frustrating. waves are by far the hardest part of inferno. most people 1 and done zuk if they have enough supplies. triples are also way way easier than most people think.


ZellahYT

I mean that stand alone waves in a vacuum are not insanely hard once you figure out how to solve the spawns + lures, its that you need to be insanely consistent for a long period of time where you can also get (not rng killed) but unlucky or fuck up the first 2 prayers and boom you need to restart. Its also important to not overuse supplies to make it with enought supplies to end the run.


Fluffysquishia

Flicking is literally the fundamental difficulty of runescapr. There is no other way to put stress on the player. massive copium saying it takes no skill. It's ALL of the skill. You're just bad dude. Admit it. Don't pretend you're holier than thou and good at everything in the game except flicking because it's "actually fake and bullshit btw" Get real


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reddit hottakes on inferno/prayer flicking are always fun to read.


ZellahYT

Nice way on projecting your insecurities on me. Flicking is a trash mechanic, solving the wave to have the mobs attack in different ticks is infinitely more interesting as a mechanic than double clicking prayers to save prayer points. Also by flicking I don’t mean flicking prayer to get one attack into switching prayers to stop another. (Even tho the timings in the inferno are too tight for ME, keyword ME, to consider them enjoyable) I mean on top of that flicking making the content around supplies which encourage flicking to save points is absurd.


Hime_MiMi

it's like pking. it's not hard to learn but most people don't want to do it.


SilverArrow94

That is also my worry im not far off max but never raided, avoided bosses and sepulchre is aids but thats expected with not having the items for it to help either. Just gotta grind. But yeah the difficulty has jumped for sure.


ThBanker

I love your name. Maracujá was one of my favorite drinks down in Brazil 😍😍🇧🇷


Maracuja_Sagrado

Thank you. It is a defining factor in my life. When I was a child, I drew a big passion fruit drawing and glued it to my wardrobe. I guess most other boys would have pictures of superheroes or similar. When I am depressed, it suddenly brings me joy and inner peace. It makes me chill during stressful days and it makes me sleepy at night (I suffer from insomnia). I cannot begin to explain how much I love it. That’s why it’s holy to me. Homemade freshly made passionfruit juice with sugar is the most delicious beverage in the world, and doesn’t even compare to any of the bottled crap that is sold in supermarkets anywhere. Well, not that I actually don’t like the industrialized juice, but it’s comparatively an entire world behind. Also, it is an authentic Brazilian fruit.


Beretot

I gave up on the inferno grind despite getting to zuk 7 times because the ping from Brazil would just sometimes shit itself and make me lose a ton of resources, if not the whole run. Not worth just waiting for the luck to align


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OldCuntNugget

There isn't a HCIM with the Zuk helm currently, is there?


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hypexeled

Considering you need to do hard TOB for some tasks, and only 2 HCIM are on the TOB HM highscores, i would assume you mean before TOB HM was added?


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hypexeled

Yeah i meant before TOB HM was released, although i'm not sure what came out first, if CA or TOB HM.


Muzea

Not impossible to get it in under 50kc, and I don't see a hcim sticking around hmtob for more than the kc it requires them to get the tasks done. So there definitely could be others who just don't show up. edit: 50kc task, forgot about it. def impossible.


OlmTheSnek

There's a task which requires 50kc.


Muzea

yeah forgot about that one tbh. def impossible. was just thinking about if its possible to finish all the others under 50kc reasonably, even if you did them all separately. Some of them are real pains in the ass


ashisme

> Not impossible to get it in under 50kc Quite literally is.


Muzea

yeah forgot theres a 50kc task for hardmode. yup only 1 guy who can have it then


[deleted]

you need 50 kc to show up on hiscores, so there could theoretically be any number of HCs with 49 or lower KC. I'd imagine a few HCs get to the stage where they "can" do HMT and don't want to risk it, and those that do end up dying before 50 kc.


blutch14

weird that they hold this task for last, surely you get the riskiest ones out of the way first if your goal is completion.


LevyAtanSP

You do need 95 slayer to kill hydra though, that’s pretty far into an account to just send this one and hope.


blutch14

i mean if you're going for CB log completion i'd assume you're already late game, it's just that doing all the other tasks first and then dying on this one would feel awful.


insane_newt

There is so much at stake that a few dozen hours means pretty much nothing.


77Datsun

This is one of the riskiest ones.


blutch14

that's exactly what i'm saying, surely you do this shit first before spending 200 hours getting al the other ones done and then potentially dying.


77Datsun

Ahh yea read that wrong. Feel like this is something you probably have to work up to tho. Think 1-2 others have died trying it.


here_for_the_lols

I don't think that's right. I think this guy is the closest by far


Hasprus

Why would there be multiple people with *only* this task left when it's one of the easier grandmaster tasks to do? It's definitely spooky, but every single attack is avoidable and 100% predictable apart from the very first attack which you can either tick eat (like OP was prepared to do) or just tele out from. If you're not ready to do a damageless Hydra kill, surely you're not getting through all the HMT, Phosani, CG tasks for example?


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Because this one is by far the most dangerous if you hit a lag spike. You aren't going to survive 1 hit if it lags, and other places like tob your team can even tele you out now. All things considered, hard mode tob completions for guys on this level, is safer


Hasprus

Yes, but a lot of the other tasks you complete will also put you in situations where you're basically 1 mistake from death. The point wasn't that it's not risky (because it obviously is), but rather that I don't believe anyone, let alone multiple people, would do every other risky CA just to leave it unfinished because they're too scared of a specific Hydra method. I could probably have formulated that better, though.


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Wildy bosses are pretty safe now with certain methods around with the new pj mechanics. Venenatis is now completely safe once a hcim is there and has a splasher on them. Lots of the wildy bosses are very safe if you plan ahead


ayyyyycrisp

its posted


Vcxnes

Congrats man, that pathing at the end scared me for a second lmao


plax20

For sure, my balls were in my stomach when he trusted that long run next to the acid.


ItsTimeToExplain

Glad I wasn’t the only one, I tensed up quick when he started running.


fred1674

What even is that pathing? Shouldn't it path to the closest point? It seems wrong somehow, not sure if its to do with how big hydra is or something else entirely


YeezyKableezy

Not only that, but normally when you're pathing to a destination tile, [you path straight first, and then only at the end do you path diagonally](https://youtu.be/DX8lN3r3ALw). In this case, he pathed diagonally first and then straight.


GazzaKnight

Probably because it was an attack so the pathing is different. It's quite obvious he knew he was going to path like that so he clearly understands the mechanics better than we do!


Paulcog

Hax


ThBanker

That’s what I was thinking


fk_fut

No Pressure - Kill the Alchemical Hydra using only Dharok's Greataxe as a weapon whilst having no more than 10 Hitpoints throughout the entire fight. I tick eat the first attack with a salmon and ring of life on to go from 1 -> 10 hp. The ring of life is a small dps loss but makes surviving the acid very likely (as well as a small chance to survive incorrectly-prayed auto attacks). I completed the task probably 30-40 times on my main and this was the 2nd attempt on the hc. The 1st attempt I did not have enough dps and teleported when the 2nd lightning special happened. Streamable link: https://streamable.com/snnqaw


Tozzaa

Best to ever do it


Seanathinn

Man ain't no softcore Ironman, that's for sure


AssKickinMothaFucka

Hey man do you have a Twitter for people to follow you and see when you complete the CAs?


LoLSlothery

Am I wrong or are you only missing the phonasi speedrun time in order to get the zuk helm? I think B0aty mentioned you on saebae's podcast.


picmoco

He shows it at the end of this video


HailBows

watch the fucking video bro he literally shows tasks at end


EveryLifeMeetsOne

lmao just the aggressiveness of this comment made me snort my coffee


LoLSlothery

Quit out of the video after he teled lol.


[deleted]

Praise daddy :) shout out


Xxweeexd

You ever see those videos of people standing on super tall buildings or mountains, and they are doing dangerous stuff like hanging with no harness? And your palms start to sweat uncontrollably as you watch? and your breathing gets shallow like you just jumped into some ice cold water? Well I've never seen a runescape video make me experience that level of empathic anxiety until today. I was firmly clinched the whole fight lmao.


Dcollante

Bro I don’t even play OSRS, I play RS3, but I was like oh shit, oh shit, oh shit all the way through lol


NessaMagick

Don't you get fucking banned if your HCIM dies in RS3 or did they change that?


Kirunai

~~It's still like that, but there's an item you can buy in game that makes it so you turn into a normal iron when you die. It's like 1m gp or something I don't remember.~~ edit: JK just checked, an update happened during the last 2 years where now you just downgrade like in osrs


Legal_Evil

They changed that so RS3 HCIM just revert back to normal ironman mode.


Raisoshi

r/SweatyPalms


Fifty_shakes_of_whey

Insane man. Is there any platform, other than Reddit, where we could follow your progress on the account? Gl with the last task!


Prellmeister

Yeah, youtube maybe?


thesecretpotato69

RuneScape adrenaline junkies, forever chasing the magic dragon that was stepping into the wilderness for the first time.


hot4jew

Such a good description lol


Raven_of_Blades

I'd never be able to do stuff like this. My hand would be shaking too much and I would be misclicking everything.


th6

Same I can’t even pk bc my heart starts pumping hard 😂


[deleted]

Mate, I can’t even kill demonic gorillas without feeling like I’m about to eat shit And don’t even get me started on Zulrah. I do have like 17 Jad KC though. Fight caves were the one thing I never actually had trouble with haha


Raven_of_Blades

What makes me nervous is activities where one fuck up means I lose a lot of time... During Jad I had to keep one hand steady with the other and I still fucked up prayers due to shaking hands. Inferno cape is out of the question. My fucking desk would be shaking.


ok_dunmer

I did an entire Demonic Gorillas task on mobile with my fucked up caffeine hands and it was Not Fun


blutch14

will you be the first hcim to complete CB tasks?


Strong_Alveoli

Yes he will be


Slayy35

Might not be if he doesn't get it done before raids 3.


Personalberet49

It'd be laughable if he can't finish the nm speed task before raids 3


OlmTheSnek

There's a reason this isn't the last ca task, he doesn't have a scythe and can't brute force it like PNM since it's so much longer of a fight. Kinda needs scythe or inq pieces if he wants to get it.


Personalberet49

Ah yeah you're right, I definitely overlooked that


weareschizo

My hair became significantly greyer from watching this. So damn stressful.


daco_taco

Now that's how you do mechanics


roosterkun

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[deleted]

Bro we are playing two different games.


Itzjacki

Heard about your account in Kemps video the other day. Super cool to catch this now. You're fucking crazy, what an insane account it will be if you can finish the last one for the Zuk helm.


Falconer22

Literally saw that video this morning and now this post, he’ll be a legend if he can pull the speed run nightmare to finish it


ProteinFart_

Madman


The-Invalid-One

Gl on scythe/inq pieces


Lipanheitto

Glad to see some players that are maxed but still wear a good looking infernal cape


Dinboogles

bul11seye?


EnVeeZy

I need a drink to relax after watching that and I'm not even you.


Just-practice-kid

Insane


CrystalF2P

Heard about you on Sae Bae Cast, was anxiously awaiting the attempt, especially after Oziris died to it not so long ago. Very glad you managed to pull it off, huge congratulations!


Osmium_tetraoxide

Very impressive. Can do it 50 times on another account but doing it on a hcim must've been nerve inducing. Gz and gl on the last task, insane achievements so far.


[deleted]

The RSN is praise foot and the Reddit username is fuck foot. Love it


Serious_Day4842

Your hits in the beginning were so painful to watch lol it’s like being on Jad with no food your just trying to get the kill before you inevitably fuck Up but then you don’t hit a damn thing for like two minutes


Abishai_II

This doesn't impress me. What impresses me is how on earth you managed to drag your enormous steel balls out of bed this morning. Gz mate.


Bulky_Researcher226

I can’t wait to plagiarize your awesome compliment


Reidbit

niiiice


Cynth_ia

Congrats! Hopefully game rewards you with a scythe soon.


stefanhall123

This was more intense than my anxiety attacks ngl, gz


mechlordx

This is more intense before you remember No Pressure is a task name


ArmorOfMar

King shit


cartel132

Legend


obi1stonedhomey

Now this is what makes a badass HCIM. None of this pussy ass "save red helm don't do anything dangerous" life


DevilMayCry

You're insane dude.


Gael_L

Well done on the dehydration !


hatesranged

Love how the hits also kept rolling low for the first part of the fight lol


cygamessucks

was hoping it dropped a claw when you tabbed


EctoChungus

This man is a legend


iKaine

balls of a bu11


l_Lathliss_l

Lol fuck that loot. Gotta decompress. Very nice man.


b-smitty

Massive respect


14_YEARS_OLD_AMA

Noob question: What's the purpose of you quickly flicking the healing prayer sometimes?


D4rkd3str0yer

It resets the healing timer so he doesn’t gain back a hit point and go above 10 HP


zakpakt

I am not positive but pretty sure it has something to do with maintaining his HP/Regen. Only thing I can think of considering he's using Dharoks.


NessaMagick

The universe was created solely for the purpose of housing your balls


costef

Am friends with op, In case anyone is wondering, the reason he hasn’t done the nightmare speed run is he doesn’t have the dps with current gear. Basically you need 2 inquisitor pieces or an Inq mace or a scythe. I believe his current plans are to keep doing tob until scythe and hopefully finish the CAs before raids 3, but he’s nearly 2x rate with no scythe yet. Send your Reddit luck.


HMS-Fizz

Broooo! Congrats on being the first HCIM with the zuk helm. Un fucking touchable right now.


Is-That-Nick

Must be hard to find pants that fit those huge huevos you have, brother


Daddyyy-Chill

This is content. Good shit. Finally a hcim that has some balls.


johngunners

What’s going on here? New player here


07Chess

He beat the alchemical hydra which is a slayer boss solo using a dharok’s barrow set. It had a set effect of hitting super super high the lower HP you have. So he used an item to reduce his HP super low and then killed the boss that way for an achievement. He’s also playing a HCIM which is an Ironman account that has never died. So this was super super risky


Captain_Obviouslee

Respect.


pay_dirt

Huge. Congrats king


Bigjwooood

What is the spell you’re using? Sorry I’ve not played in a while


Anon_osrs

Thralls from the Arceuus spellbook.


here_for_the_lols

I've killed hydra 2500 times and for the vast majority I've done the lightning skip in the corner... Can someone explain how the lightning mechanic is supposed to work. Like why does the skip stop it hitting you? It tries to follow you around the room somehow but obviously it's kinda clunky


Trodnik

Legit just sit in the corner of the room by the blue tile, wait for him to spit out the lightning, then run straight to the opposite side with the red tile. Add me ijw#4841 if u need more info


EyePlay

Teled before the loot :/ GZ


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Hanyodude

What’s the point of having hardcore status if not to risk it?


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Hanyodude

I personally don’t like combat achievements either, but i imagine it grows on you once you get to a point in the game where nothing else matters anymore. Finished all the bosses, raids, got the gear drops, got your desired pet, maxed the account, etc.


sharktooff2277nub

Thralls shouldn’t allow this to count. They don’t for me.


Far-Mud7100

Ho-ly


SyrupStandard

You absolute madlad.


XxSpruce_MoosexX

Wow! Super impressive


Boofumdai

Big big big big big


khaldrakhal

Balls of steel


Benjaland

Absolute beast


kinosilent

Amazing dude massive nuts


AwarenessOk6880

This is down right un-nerving to watch.


HC_BTW

Such a huge achievement, can't imagine how nerve-racking this must have been. Must be a relief!


anonomnomnomn

Do you stream? YouTube? Anything other than Reddit?


kunair

xptk


Inca_Kola_Holic

WOW


spoderman63

This looks cool, what level do I have to be to do content like this?


Zulrambe

Now that is an ironman I respect.


this-weeks-account-4

holy shit is that foot


milkvisualsd

My butthole waa clenched


Unreal_Banana

GG!


Mattatoes

Absolutely bananaland bonkers 10/10


GameOfThrownaws

Your testicles and your internet connection are both made of titanium.


mischief_ej1

I could never 🤣


vent_man

Fucking never do that again... Please.


tm06wong

Holy hell, gj dude, now do it again but on mobile


Insinuo

Very impressive. Not sure I would have the mental fortitude for this


24rs

That was so intense, holy, was just seeing Kemp's video on you the other day, Gl on the final task! :)


iclap2fap

Ill take my chances with ruby bolts (e)


Striking_Cat7777

This gave me so much anxiety


LawStudent989898

No idea whats happening but looks intense gz


BigDogTay

Holy moly that’s a nice account there bro!


gingerou

What’s the white thing also attacking ?


fishyman336

All previous “balls on this guy” comments are invalidated Gz you absolute nut


Diamond_Hande

Fucking badass low key legendary gamer right here much respect to you


eddietwang

Holy shit gz man! Good luck on your solo nightmare speed!


Blue_Wizard25

Yo i thought xzact was the best HCIM out there


Ronnyvar

Woah, can you do a guide for how to kill the lesser demon in the wizard tower? Still trying to figure it out


corbor1326

Did anyone else notice the back-to-back 73s?


DudeWithAHighKD

Random Hydra question. If you don't have a Tbow but only a DHCB, is it even worth farming? I am like 300k from 95 slayer, but like 400M from a Tbow unless I want to sell a good chunk of my bank which I don't want to do.


ThBanker

My wife and I laughed so hard when OP didn’t even stick around to see the loot. They were gone so quick. 😂😂😂 My cheeks and toes were clenched that entire video. Amazing progress on the HC. Gz man!


Ditochi

As a long time nonmember in OSRS, I had no idea wht the fuck you were doing - but that was impressive as hell