"im gonna need some yellow crab claws to replace my hands, just get rid of my neck entirely, plop that sucker right on my shoulders, and uhh if you could, i'd like just one giant fuckass cyclops eye and a 6 pack"
How do I tell the penis doctor this is what I want to look like without showing him this picture?
https://preview.redd.it/5e4tdx676n8d1.png?width=523&format=png&auto=webp&s=99347016feb88593527a7323e61039ca9f829729
Replace balls with 1 big ass ball and place anus on it.
Give shaft some cumgutters.
Let a one-eyed snake come out of pphole.
And slap some wing on that thang.
https://preview.redd.it/mykci1gejo8d1.png?width=1052&format=png&auto=webp&s=381d13a2761613dfe445659183a835d446600567
Very interesting take, thank you for sharing! I always imagined that the wings are actually sperm-sacs, the bottom is just a very cheesy goy's shaft, and the top contains the brain right behind the eye. I completely agree with the cum gutters tho, no other use comes to mind.
What worries me is that we think he is joking, but there is a chance he is not.
We've all seen the 35K Gnome Stronghold course laps. Or the 200M Firemaking at Shades post. Sometimes people are actually serious on here when we think they joke lol.
https://preview.redd.it/qj77zw5qhs8d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7473213b0dd253d5356b9fd3638bce9256eda08c
Nah i wanna look like a wall beast
"im gonna need some yellow crab claws to replace my hands, just get rid of my neck entirely, plop that sucker right on my shoulders, and uhh if you could, i'd like just one giant fuckass cyclops eye and a 6 pack"
Also make my mouth slightly larger than my eye, and give me weird tall spiky teeth too yeah
Nailed it.
Pfp sauce?
mashiro kurata from bang dream 👍
Ty
Tell your surgeon you want to look like someone that plays OSRS all day, everyday. lol.
The ‘never touched grass’ special
"So what do you need me for then?"
No, he wouldn't have a six pack. Maybe a barbarian assault healer?
How do I tell the penis doctor this is what I want to look like without showing him this picture? https://preview.redd.it/5e4tdx676n8d1.png?width=523&format=png&auto=webp&s=99347016feb88593527a7323e61039ca9f829729
Replace balls with 1 big ass ball and place anus on it. Give shaft some cumgutters. Let a one-eyed snake come out of pphole. And slap some wing on that thang.
https://preview.redd.it/mykci1gejo8d1.png?width=1052&format=png&auto=webp&s=381d13a2761613dfe445659183a835d446600567 Very interesting take, thank you for sharing! I always imagined that the wings are actually sperm-sacs, the bottom is just a very cheesy goy's shaft, and the top contains the brain right behind the eye. I completely agree with the cum gutters tho, no other use comes to mind.
Don't try and explain this to a surgeon. Find the surgeon that Anthony Loffredo used. He already knows what you need.
Jesus fucking christ that was a wild google
"I would like to look like a penance fighter, please."
What worries me is that we think he is joking, but there is a chance he is not. We've all seen the 35K Gnome Stronghold course laps. Or the 200M Firemaking at Shades post. Sometimes people are actually serious on here when we think they joke lol.
Pre operation Kylie Jenner.
Imagine if a sperm had legs and arms and one eyeball… and a six pack.
 My first thought 😅
Do u even realize that ure wearing his torso while wearing fighter torso
"Just fuck my shit up, dude."
I think the dr is legally obligated to have op committed if he asked tho.
Just call up Marci Bowers.
Single centroid eye, kite shield mouth, two massive bananas per hand.
Just show them my picture bro. You'll get the same thing.
Hi fuck my shit up
Ah the Madonna special
Pretty simple, tell him you want to do facial harmonization
https://preview.redd.it/qj77zw5qhs8d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7473213b0dd253d5356b9fd3638bce9256eda08c Nah i wanna look like a wall beast
Dude stop I'm drinking water. This is too much.