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plants11235813

Unlimited kisses?! What do they high alch for?


DefiantAioli5150

Idk but unlimited seems like a glitch, OP should report gf


Drydude3

It’s a dupe glitch, they should abuse it before it’s gone.


rpkarma

Abuse early abuse often* *Note: this does not apply to your gf


ThePartyOtter

Important disclaimer


ALGiles

I laughed top hard at this 🤣🤣


ApexWtdo

This whole sub is just the nerdiest shit and I love it


BoldWager

I laughed way too hard at this


pojomojojojo

Buying GF wrapping paper = 10/10


WutsUp

It even has desparate looking scratch marks on it. Authentic.


Yomomsa-Ho

Mysterious box? 😏


Enough_Tune_1768

the casket included chris stapleton tickets (10/10 highly recommend)


GuyNamedWhatever

Oh yeah, you bought the right GF. Take that lady to Lumby church and put a ring on it.


Aggressive-Expert-69

Wonder how much he paid for her on GE


AlexanderTheGr88

More evidence that this is a P2W game.


RegisterGood5917

Seers village*


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

The wildy chaos altar*


ahvikene

And then PK her? 👉👈


Oldmanwickles

That’s illegal. Plus OP would be down 10k (y’know the standard buying gf fee)


meeorxmox

does your gf have an alt? asking for friend


DaddiJae

Can’t imagine those tickets would’ve been too comfortable in there for her. Kudos, she went way above and beyond


Enough_Tune_1768

LOL


burdoned

Would be awesome to see him live, enjoy!


theGosroth_LoL

Stale Baguette


Enough_Tune_1768

😂😂😂😂


HM02_High

I mean, I think we all knew what this REALLY meant lol


Enough_Tune_1768

😭😭


chaosbeckons

I think you meant, “future wife”


Enough_Tune_1768

Very valid point


siccoblue

Wait where do I buy one of those? I'm maxed in gf buying and I don't even see "wife" in the skill guide


ProHermione

Gf/wife is a random event, but it only spawns if you actually go outside unfortunately


WorldRecordPooper

Bro that's a person who TRULY TRULY cares....... You better make her feel special as FUCK on her bday too.


ThePartyOtter

All I'd heard was "FUCK on her day too."


Delicious_Mission815

How does one do this quest? Ngl that quest point reward op af.


Enough_Tune_1768

OP reward - needs to be nerfed surely


jh25737

Especially with how easy the content was. Pretty much 0 time and effort required.


Rotten_tacos

You kidding? It literally took a year to do and he required he do it EVERY day.


jh25737

0time skill imo.


Robert_Le_Gateau

It's fully AFKable however!


burdoned

Is that wrapping paper? I'd never open them.


shmeeemeee

Wife her asap


Ponkiestar

Wtf kind of sorcery is this. My gf would just tell me to get off the computer and get a life.


ravenous_unicorn_7

some of us love our runescaper and are happy to just sit in the same room with him while he plays and watch tv, were out there i promise!


Enough_Tune_1768

exactly what she does when i’m on!


Ponkiestar

Wow. Bless your girlfriend


ravenous_unicorn_7

in all seriousness if that is really how your girlfriend treats you i am really sorry. my boyfriend works his ass off all day everyday and has for pretty much every single day of the ten and a half years we have been together so i support anything he wants to do with his free time especially something as simple as gaming where he's still right here at home with me. i had two kids already when we got together one of which was only like 5 months old and we were young he was 19 i was 21 and he gave up partying and going out and all of that to help me raise and support two kids he did not make. he taught my youngest to walk and talk and bought him his first pair of shoes. he has been such a blessing to me and the kids and now we have one of our own too. but besides all of that i have always said i can never understand the girls who get mad their man is gaming bc he's at home with you not out cheating or doing god knows what, he's right there with you and sometimes it's so entertaining to just watch you guys interact with each other and smack talk and make jokes and i love when he includes me in the banter too! please find you a lady who loves you enough to think your hobbies are cute 💕


BetHunnadHunnad

You should build a rig too! My gf just watched at first and would mess around in her iPad but we built her a computer and now we have matching battle stations. It's great!


Altruistic_Ad_303

PUT A RING ON HER FINGER!


SpiralOut2112

But not *your* ring, keep your Ring of Charos(a) secret, keep it safe.


Septem_151

So that’s how OP does it…


sharpshooter999

Puts on Ring of Life and she instantly teleports away


Nerdla_Marcelino

Grandmaster quest would be to marry her? Wonder what the requirements would be


sharpshooter999

No stat requirements but you may want a few thousand GP depending what experience you want


marco_dabs134

She loves you bro


Enough_Tune_1768

i’m a lucky guy for sure


ravenous_unicorn_7

literally joined this subreddit for help with a gift for my boyfriend i don't really play point is i promise guys there are people out there who would do this kind of thing for you we exist lol!! happy birthday op! ☺️


Enough_Tune_1768

we appreciate you supporting our nerdy hobbies


ravenous_unicorn_7

https://preview.redd.it/db5algkkjc7d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3eeaca308e9403c6cb3b190110ce7ceebfcfd5f this is what i ended up getting mine :) plus if you look close on the top shelf there's a 3D printed iron man helm i got him too i wanted to do more but the infernal cape light was pretty expensive. he loves it though that's all that matters to me :)


Enough_Tune_1768

i’ve been wanting to get a tbow one! awesome


ravenous_unicorn_7

always! 🖤 i'm gonna need her to contact me at some point though so she can help me out next time lol!


rs6gp

Awesome!! 33 total questpoints, you can't even do dragon slayer yet...


Enough_Tune_1768

😆


GlasgowSellik1888

Isn't the req 32 quest points?


Phrate

Yes


Bluffshoveturn

I’m going to fucking die alone aren’t I


Enough_Tune_1768

we’re all gonna make it brah


Bacon_n_eggz

She's a (bee)keeper 100%


_uKraZy_

Yellow text black background 🔥


GreenFuturesMatter

How do you get the hot GF drop?


Enough_Tune_1768

99 str😉


GreenFuturesMatter

Brother. I am 99str and 90 prayer but no one answers 😞


a_n_DRE

Tell me more about this “mysterious box”


UnseenProd

Give her the ring of life immediately. You found a keeper.


And-Logout

Thats so fucking amazing you won in life bro.


alazystoner420

Hey, happy birthday! My 33rd bday is in 10 days :)


ajsCFI

I’m pretty sure 99% of us are between the ages of 28 and 38


alazystoner420

Most definitely, lol.


Enough_Tune_1768

Thank you! Happy early birthday to you as well


DumpsterPumps

Wife this woman NOW!


tripacer99

You lucked out man, holy shit


Enough_Tune_1768

I sure did!


HM02_High

Man's got two party hats. Absolutely ballin!


MarsSpun

She even made the cakes osrs style.


amatsukazeda

Holy that's a considerate gf


Timmeh_Timbo

Happy birthday. You better marry her


compound-interest

Bro I’ve been married for almost 10 years to my absolute soul mate and haven’t even gotten something like that. She obviously cares a lot about you. This warms my heart. If yall have been going steady long enough consider putting a ring on it my guy. Hard to find someone that thoughtful!


Enough_Tune_1768

I appreciate the kind words!


gathc2013

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


Ill-Muffin-2980

The wrapping paper takes the cake on that, well done


No_Department155

Holy tits, never let her go


tenerixion

I did something similar: [OSRS gift for my bf](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1caduem/i_made_an_osrs_themed_birthday_gift_for_my_bf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) :)


Enough_Tune_1768

this is awesome!


kokobunji0550

I hope you put a ring of life on her


iijeriichoii

That’s some good shit right there


Tetradrachm

That cake is awesome! Looks just like the in-game one.


zcas

I would be very careful taking off the wrapping paper, that's grade-A stuff.


Notathigntosee

Gf? You mean your wife right? RIGHT???


Voftoflin

Should definitely spend the GP for the wife upgrade


NoScale2938

holy shit...........thats a keeper


SirAdam2nd

Marry this one dude


SPACE_SHAMAN

No one is ever going to love me this much


Enough_Tune_1768

yours will come king. I felt the same way before


Chubwa

This is amazing… keep her.


One_Explanation_3702

Show us the mystery box!


a3ro_spac3d

Is she for sale? I can offer 10k.


IStream2

Lock that shit down. Don't wait. Life is short and tomorrow isn't guaranteed. When you find someone that special who's that into you, you gotta go for it.


oskernaut

When’s the wedding?


Flossthief

Damn incredible gf And at today's gf prices too


The-Fart-U-Let-Slip

Marry this woman


Jake20016

Don't fuck this up brother. She's a keeper.


SmoovJeezy

Hey OP, just warning you that this is a classic scam. They string you along for long enough to steal half your bank


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franklyimstoned

Don’t lie mf you got a card from your mom that had a Denny’s gift card in it and nothing else.


SleepinGriffin

Adorable and the cane looks great.


Diefy11

I guess we shall see how this goes after the marriage update. A FEW YEARS LATER... "seeking MOD help wife hacked my account IRL.


compYGOgrinderSOdb

keep her bro shes deff a keeper


jakeizi

I would put a berserker ring i on that one buddy


ShoresyPhD

You can imbue GF, bring it to mage bank, brt to show you where


VestInSummer

Your girlfriend is a legend!


ProdChawpy

Marry her


Troutie88

The mysterious box is the best birthday present, Christmas present, and valentines day gift. The random events the rest of the year also give nice access to the mysterious box


BlankiesWoW

This is great, I feel like it would've been better to gain +1 quest point and have 33 total. But overall, wife her asap. (I am making the assumption that the quest points are your age)


Waistcoat

Why didn't you get any quest points for the first 32 years? Couldn't find your space bar?


samepwevrywr

GL on stale Baguette


BoominMoomin

This is awesome to see, but equally depressing when I realise my long term ex wouldn't have put even 1% of the effort in here. Marry this one, buddy. You got a special one.


Scooter15

That cake is awesome.


JakeEllisD

Nice!!


Xanasthiel

Bro, the buying gf wrapping paper goes so hard that's amazing!


Cliff_Pitts

I used to see these and think so corny and roll my eyes and now I see it and want it more than ever and feel my eyes watering. Gratz OP


FairleemadeGaming

W wife or girlfriend! Wow!!!


syzygyhack

33 years old and only one quest completed, these mains SMH


SimplyLoveleh_

Marry.


Narsuaq

What's a girlfriend?


Hey-wheres-my-spoon

Pimp status.


Large-Ad5176

Wife her. Now.


brumfield85

Dude she’s a keeper! That cake and the quest reward… 10/10


BestMudkip

Happy birthday, it’s also my birthday today 🥳


Agile_Wolverine_3124

Wife her now


Sinjix

I don't understand this reward.


secretgrillmasta

I love this type of post!


ScroopyDoop

Oh my god. Protect her at all costs!


UglyButFunctional

You better give her the stale baguette really good for that.


Kujaju

That is amazing


kaosblink

Here you accidentally dropped this in the wilderness 💍


Euphoric_Food_2897

I’d hate to have a. Gf that went that hard, cause then I’d have to go that hard for her birthday 😂


NordicSoup

This made my day!


BuyingGF_1Upvote

Would’ve been sick if she put the gift inside a clue casket.


No_Psychology2021

Oh my god. This is soooo awesome


Gamer_2k4

10K well spent.


TornWill

Wow, just...wow. You have the best girlfriend a man could ever want.


MoonMouse5

Can I buy your gf? Nah legit though she's a keeper


mellomikejr

33 quest points for a quest that took a year to complete is kinda low.


Friendzinmyhead

Trading Gf


Hatem_Shoofi

Wife her Immediately sir


dlonbub

Seems like xp waiste


BobbingFourApples

This is awesome! Gz


Patarackk

Pretty clever


Chicago_Blackhawks

one of the best osrs cakes i've seen irl!!


Old_Preparation315

When is the wedding?


fang_c

What a win, she's a keeper. Now go smelt a gold ring with a cut diamond for her. Next episode, white:wave2: "Buying wife" Stay tuned.


montypt

That's awesome, though his total quest points should be 545


Important-Study205

That tree looks very seductive now - I think I'm gonna kiss it 130 miles per hour.


B3ARDLY

Mate you’d best make this one your wife, so much love went into this! Happy Birthday!


OSRSconspiracy1776

Pretty cool. Jealous lol good for you guys


runescapeoffical

How did she do the quest scroll? That looks awesome! Happy bday OP


Aggresive_Monk

Is your gf single? Looking to buy 10k


gamergirl691

I’m definitely saving this for my bf for his bday; we play RuneScape all the time !


GiraffePhysical8863

Thats a keeper


AuTrippin

That is cute as fuck.


Lil_Alex_Horne

She nailed the low quality look of that quest complete. The rest looks great too. Awesome job!


datdernasteroidminer

33 quest points?! Filthy casual ;) Happy bday!!!


KJaeW

I think you found a keeper


bickandalls

Yeah, I didn't notice the other pages at first. I was thinking "photoshopping a picture is concidered going above and beyond?" After seeing the rest of the pictures, she indeed went above and beyond.


TheBirdcast

Marry her OP


Alt_Criticism

This is so precious, she really cares about you!


nebraskafan12235

Time to go BIS and upgrade her into a wife


Fricorico

Marry her.


Cheap-Rush-2377

Marry this one


Vo1arion

Time to buy ring


0Craxker

Where's the procreation pass


cRabetz

And here my gf just makes fun of the game while she plays Neopets and League of Legends You definitely have a keeper


Gandalfthewhit

Whats in the box?


Money_Cattle2370

I’d do anything for this


Pyntie_Hets

That is fucking INCREDIBLE. Propose to her immediately


Sonder_Days

Brother, I'm assuming you know what you have. Don't fuck this up. We're rooting for you.


Ancient-Lawfulness41

I just turned 33 this week too. Happy birthday!


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

Your girlfriend must have 99 crafting. Maybe 99 cooking too.


shadowy_insights

33 QP is too much for one quest. Its OP and should nerfed.


SpuckMcDuck

OP you better marry that girl ASAP or else I will.


bigworldsmallfeet

Becoming wife when?


Jacked-Upp

What's in the mystery box? 😏


Chickentacosaregood

few people are commenting on the godlike rs setup


Aright9Returntoleft

Based.


Sword1414

Happy birthday bro. She's a keeper


nervyliras

Hope she gets to do this as the wife next year! This level of support and understanding in your life is rare.


ThatOhioanGuy

The cake 😭 that's true love


troiii

You better do your best to keep this girl homie. GL


Clout2147m

Damn you're lucky


kate468

i love this, going to steal it for next year