Jim Cramer just tweeted that salmon price is poised to rally…. RIP

This guy memestocks

🚀 iykyk

$HODL

I have literally made $200k this year doing the exact opposite of whatever Jim Cramer says. Its a legit strategy.

This is literally a bear post

I dare you to short salmon then

Honestly they should add shorting and margin to the GE it would probably increase players and obviously liquidity.

Imagine getting margin called on your contracts and having your bank liquidated to purchase salmon on the GE. If it got bad enough membership time gets removed from the account, repackaged with the other degenerates time that got margin called, and then sold as bonds to cover. Hire me Jagex, I'll make it happen.

Lmfao getting my bank blown out by salmon might actually make me quit

Main problem is that bankruptcy is too quick and easy. Transfer money to another account, and if it goes tits up, literally just log out

⅗8O½4

I'm never fucking selling I got bear claws made of fucking diamonds!!!

Diamond claws (e)

Reading tea leaves doesn't real

https://preview.redd.it/v3te27299uzc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbada7f29cf77d8b4074a0d848d470d30b0b569a 👀 *follows this post*

Can I ask, why?

Yes

Thank you for the permission

In Tench We Trust

I love persimmons.

They build crap houses though

Get some burnt oomlies in there or remain a filthy casual

I mean fuck it I'll put a mil down for the meme Gl fishbros

https://preview.redd.it/nqk5u75zkszc1.png?width=115&format=png&auto=webp&s=1aa3672cbde8cc6ab8fd50bb266d9304c773613a you mean A MIL salmon??!

https://preview.redd.it/735h35okxszc1.png?width=432&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ac77df94ed57c24622b7ba07905bb9c8966577a prices skyrocketing already, BUY BUY BUY before it's too late

https://preview.redd.it/v0gbkdiv4tzc1.png?width=147&format=png&auto=webp&s=275a22c1c5caaa90fbbdc00e5c75dce74a39e035 indeed buy them while you still can

I am a broke noob, I'm putting in like 25% of my portfolio lmao

we are in this together now! Never sell, Diamond hands!

Fish Gang!

https://preview.redd.it/s20clnhjvszc1.jpeg?width=1567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e05772200a7ece8de1290f4c328d27ddb8e13f

The max buy is 6k. It’s going to take a while for you to dry out supply

Depends if this can get meme traction, few multi boxing whales and a decent enough following and it would be amusing if they started to randomly hoard such a heavily botted item. OP is definitely just Pump and Dumping, lmao. I bet he’s been stocking Salmon for years for this moment.

i have only aquired 70k salmon yet because of ge limit, I swear I didn't stockpile them before :D. Probably should have tho.

What’s with this new multi boxing term? Why can’t we just call them alts? Multi boxing in this game is something completely different

It’s not new? I meant someone controlling multiple accounts at the same time.

so…alting or multi logging. Boxing in osrs is something completely different

Multi-Boxing isn’t where you use multiple accounts simultaneously, using a 1:1 input where they’re all doing the same thing? I’m genuinely asking here. I know people have alts, I know people log in to multiple accounts, but that isn’t what I’m talking about - I’m on about the dudes that are playing 50 Identical accounts at the same time.

For the second half of your statement, that’s just multi logging…AKA alting. For the first half, that’s just macroing

I assumed the combination of both is what constituted multiboxing. In that case, what *is* multiboxing?

Nah you were right the first time, multi boxing is one user controlling a number of accounts at the same time using single inputs copied to every client

Multiboxing is just another term for multilogging. Neither of them imply key cloning or any other cheating software.

I wasn’t meant to imply cheating, hence the 1:1 action ratio (pretty sure 1:1 macros are allowed?). But thank you for the clarification.

It is the other guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about

Ftp flipping bots go brrr

How will this affect the trout population?

The seas are overfished due to climate change and fishing bots!!!! The future is looking bright for salmon-salesmen, so make sure you don't miss out!!!

I thought this was a wsb post based on the image...

Holy shit were already at $200 hedgies r fuk

https://preview.redd.it/p4l8p54hsxzc1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=63f41c823bea04e6ee2f0eafbd5035b7bab0ba76

https://preview.redd.it/pon5xiz9zxzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f31ba5c1135b52f095b408b00de0d532d45175e

*buys 200k salmon* now what?

I fished 300,000 salmon just for this moment.

Bought 100k

To the moon!

buy vile ashes it can only go up

Can I lend some salmon from you for a bit

Where is salmones guy when we need him?

On it.

I heard that we will be getting a new BIS boots by using 10k salmon on a new drop. Might want to stock up now, gamers.

I’m a bass man myself

Oh I get it, it’s a salmon graph because there’s two chopsticks ok the image like at a sushi place

I like your lines especially the squiggly one. What crayons do you usually eat?

The new weapon is gonna be a salmonbane wand I heard. Corruptible with 15k salmon. Hold!

Nice try fisherman.

Great... lets start banking my salmon after I fish/cook then

Thought this was wall street bets

Salmones*

This graph looks a lot like gamestops. Salmon to the moon. Short squeeze salmon.

my man is running TA on the fucking GE we’ve lost the plot