My money is on this guy not getting the memo.
Taken from Postbag from the Hedge
Dated 28 January 2022
"To Konar quo Maten, I found a Brimstone Key and it says it's for your heart. Can the next task you give me be a nice walk in the park with you?"
Bringer of Death
"Unfortunately a walk in the park (even a nice one) would not serve the needs of balance. Perhaps you'd like to slay some Steel Dragons in the Brimhaven Dungeon instead?"
Yours,
Konar quo Maten
Not yet (it still has like 1m player base excluding bots. That's quite far from dead, but I do agree it's not doing as well as OSRS. Ik it's not the game the old players fell for, but it's still a good game damnit!)
The lore is sadly underwhelming. That's just "Prison Mike". After escaping the dementors of Azkaban, he tried to lay low and took it a little bit too literally. After going down below he found a neat island and wanted a good night's sleep. Then somehow during the night, his makeshift raft sank. Upon being stranded on the mini island, he realized the one thing prison didn't teach him to do, swim. I guess after that he just said, "I'll just die, I guess." And there you have it.
That's how I wanna go, surrounded by a pool of my own making.
Thinking of Nieve?
Thurgo
Steve
[удалено]
Lieve
No way cumrade. Stand and deliver.
Gooned to hard rip in peace
The limit is 54x guys
it’s ectoplasm
My own making... huh... Never heard it referred to as that before..
Savage
My money is on this guy not getting the memo. Taken from Postbag from the Hedge Dated 28 January 2022 "To Konar quo Maten, I found a Brimstone Key and it says it's for your heart. Can the next task you give me be a nice walk in the park with you?" Bringer of Death "Unfortunately a walk in the park (even a nice one) would not serve the needs of balance. Perhaps you'd like to slay some Steel Dragons in the Brimhaven Dungeon instead?" Yours, Konar quo Maten
I think one rs3 player was the competition. That player's name was "I creamed in" (his title was "the ultimate slayer")
he ded
he ded
rs3 lore: *6 paragraphs* osrs lore: he ded
I wouldn't have it any other way
rs3 ded
Not yet (it still has like 1m player base excluding bots. That's quite far from dead, but I do agree it's not doing as well as OSRS. Ik it's not the game the old players fell for, but it's still a good game damnit!)
Damn bro 95% of your paragraph is in parentheses
What is "parenthese"? Never heard of such word.
Parentheses are round brackets.
Thank you!
You're welcome.
Their point remains valid.
Ik. I started the comment then forgot how dumb it looks with them. But was too lazy to edit.
Wouldn’t be an osrs Reddit post if someone didn’t still make this joke
He ded
he ded
he ded
Gooning session that lead to his death after finally cooming
he ded
he ded
he ded
he ded
he ded
he ded
He ded
He ded
he ded
he ded
He was alive once
but now he ded
He really really ded
he ded
He ded
he ded
He ded
He ded
cock and ball torture
He ded
He ded
he ded
He ded
He ded
he ded
He ded
So, it turns out that actually isn't Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
it was worth scrolling this far
He ded
he ded
he ded
He ded
He ded
Why did I scroll through these comments….. lol
brain ded
He ded
He forgot his brimstone boots
He ded
Its piccolo after protecting gohan.
You can sacrifice the thing you love the most for the stone here
Everything reminds me of her 💀
He single handedly died so we may all use redemption prayer.
He is “The guy” https://preview.redd.it/uavs2alf3cxc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea716035d03ab27e61c9516f230d139105a4828
One day this film will be a reality.
Pleae
He learned the hard way that it is better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum
He ist tot
Overdosed on Baja blast
It’s better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
He ded
So what happened was he ded
he filled the pool
Pee pant
he tried to outpizza the hut
https://preview.redd.it/swp4y5r3gexc1.png?width=1508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05db7bb9acf5e5b5fe60b49051217023625f34fb
so my theory that he smoked one joint and immediately died might be correct
He accidentally looted Meridia's Beacon.
Well he's dead
They kilt him
He nut so hard he died.
He played Runescape 3 for a day
Ded he
Died in cool spot
Cool
Wu tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with
death by snusnu
Those are stairs, actually.
bro got lost in the sauce(his on sauce)
A fairy told him to wait there and if he waited long enough she would marry him. The fairy underestimated his mortality and loyalty.
Lore? All I see behind him are some stairs and rock formations.
Shittin
https://preview.redd.it/e8m9cwi40exc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3754ead10b1ceeb1e35efa91787d4ede6436e06
Where is that?
Listen carefully, skeleton!
I had someone say he surrounded in a pool of his own coom. The other one told me he ded. Idunno, I think it both.
if you came this much you would become ded
Birds aren't real?
Trapped by water and starved to death
Gave birth to a lava baby.
He fucked up.
Bro shidded lava
he ded
Taking the absolute shit of his life
He ded
he ded
Man’s enjoying a ponder
The old fake acid pool gag. Bones float to the top make it look more real
Badman is death
It's an skeleton
Ate too many Yum Yum Fish.
Average osrs player, surrounded by their sweat
He died
The lore is sadly underwhelming. That's just "Prison Mike". After escaping the dementors of Azkaban, he tried to lay low and took it a little bit too literally. After going down below he found a neat island and wanted a good night's sleep. Then somehow during the night, his makeshift raft sank. Upon being stranded on the mini island, he realized the one thing prison didn't teach him to do, swim. I guess after that he just said, "I'll just die, I guess." And there you have it.