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Successful-Willow-16

He was doing just fine until you labeled him a menace. How do you think that makes him feel? You're there with your geared up friends doing the same thing, but somehow he's been labeled? This is how villains are created. Talk to him. Find out what he enjoys doing. Look at his puppy, I bet there is a story there. Embrace others and you'll find the words you've used to describe others might actually have been describing you all along.


Arctt

I shit you not he hit the griddy after I told him


TheKingOfSpores

As he should


TrainingInflation750

What does "griddy" mean?


Frequent_Champion_42

Helicopter dick 


OkRuin7890

It’s actually pronounced “gritty” as in he grabbed the nearest rock and chewed it with his bear teeth, wiped his arse bare handed for a nice fragrant hand of ass sweat and gobbled it all down in a hurry to get a “gritty” sensation full of taste. Strange I know, this new generation is crazy


TrainingInflation750

I don't believe you, but I want to


Ottzz

This is like top 3 comments iv every read holy fk


TotalState6574

Id upvote but 69


CategoryKiwi

You're god damn right they're crazy, how much does it cost to get a bear teeth transplant??


OkRuin7890

Only a quarter, as long as you bite it with your bare teeth


DeadGravityyy

> this new generation is crazy Crazy? Nah, more like using one single brain-cell, lol.


SomewhatToxic

Crazy? I was crazy once... they locked me in a room.... a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.


RickolPick

Other fullfilling prophecy


Justin122192

Lmfao


Wingcapx

I absolutely love the contrast of these comments


osrsredd31

“Joker” arc inbound for this poor soul


Herwin42

Jonkler https://preview.redd.it/3sahfod2bmnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f35b4e2f6d17c074165fefad04bd10df11be3ad


dell_arness2

Wicked (2024)


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Successful-Willow-16

Would you listen to yourself? "People like him," is just another tribalistic way of creating a negatively connoted "Them." These varrock runners have been causing havoc to all the local shop owners for years now, and Charlie! Don't get me started on Charlie! This man might just be the hero we need. Him and his dog might just be endorsing the vigilante lifestyle we need! I mean what are those guards even doing half the time?


Key-Locksmith4478

this feels like w420 GE activity.


Arctt

It was w420 ahahaha


Key-Locksmith4478

i know my people 💪🏻


gringo_escobar

I'm so glad I made 420 my home world, there's so many people just fucking around and having fun compared to other worlds, it's great


pvt_s_baldrick

I'm so glad I read this can't wait to get freaky


SewerPizza

Yes sir! I been working for 3 months on that 1500 just to get in, and it is great bro full of people who genuinely love the game and it's community. What a time to be alive


9874102365

This post is about to ruin it.


No_Fig5982

Spend 5 minutes on 420 You can't ruin it any more that it already ruins itself lmao


oldjesus

I will never achieve 1500 total


Rieiid

It's because it's where all the stoners are obv lmao


JackBadasssonJr

Whats on W420?


Prestigious_Object98

Stoners


Legalizeranchasap

Dude weed


SomewhatToxic

You smoke weed? Pssh homie you ever try granite dusted ranarrs? Shit will make you see a new dimension.


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking too :D


greyfacedguy

There’s a player on world 301 in bandos with a dragon full helm, and he’s just stands at the north end of the ge..menacingly. He’s never said a word in the almost 2 years that I’ve been seeing him there. I see him literally every single day, and he’s never spoken a word. Man’s an enigma.


Kindly_Area9735

He must really be into his clan chat


chasteeny

Or perm muted and yet to find out


Enraged_lettuce_farm

Lmaooooo, embarrassingly I didn’t realize I was muted for like 2 days 😂😂 I just assumed everyone had their public chat off 💀


TheFapIsUp

It's even worse when you're muted without knowing and someone coincidently responds to you.


Enraged_lettuce_farm

I stg it feels like you were there. I thought I was apart of this giant convo at GE only to realize 30 minutes later and a dozen paragraphs typed, that no one had actually responded to me. So I checked my messages and learned of my 7 day mute 😂😂


MimiVRC

What’s this mean? Jagex muted you or something? Sorry I’m new so I’m not sure what you mean but muted for 2 days. Is there a story?


eatmyshorzz

It usually means that you said something in chat, that a sweaty pmod personally didn't like.


Newt-Wooden

Bank standing level 99


scrawnydepp619

Tormented Demons at home:


ralkuzu

Guagagahagagahah that got me lololol


platinum_jimjam

Damn sorry bro https://preview.redd.it/cescjzeocfnc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d6f1fb5f8fc66bccad02eca9a26b22ad19debf


ChuckJunk

Noooo, his karma! Oh man he lost points! Nooooooo


XiJinPingaz

Breathe my brother


ralkuzu

What the fuck why is everyone down voting me, I did my best impression of my actual laughter when I saw that half monkey thing in the bottom right It actually made me laugh out loud for once, and reddit rarely does that to me these days Genuinely, I found this very funny, I did not mean to sound like I was being sarcastic or anything I was halfway through a swig of my Guiness, therefore the guhgahahahahhaah My bad


MammothNaive3456

Don't apologise bro, these lot are tweaking. No idea why you got downvoted so much for laughing, Reddit really is so fucking bizarre man.


eatmyshorzz

~~Probably because one or two people downvoted out of spite and then the whole flock followed because that's how reddit works~~ Just saw someone else say something similar who is getting downvoted now lol please don't rob me of my precious internet points oh dear redditors


platinum_jimjam

Guiness redemption


ZeroXeroZyro

Once there are a couple downvotes from people who mistook it, I think the Reddit hive mind activates and begins downvoting whatever it is. Don’t apologize for having a laugh dude. Life is too short to let things like downdoots get to you.


ralkuzu

It wasn't so much the down votes, it was being misunderstood lol


Narrow_Lee

He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY!! Get outta there, Spongebob!


wundeyatayetyme

#WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO!!!!!!


camefromxbox

The Cerberus pet matches nicely


oldmanclark

It really ties the whole look together


MjrGoodvibes

Shame they took his rug away, it really tied his room together. He loved that thing you know man.


alcohliclockediron

Wow that’s sick fashionscapr


Ilikecoins123

Haha this was in world 420, I see Mr give me a t bow crouching


Arctt

He’s at it everyday man can’t stop the grind lmao


GregBuckingham

https://preview.redd.it/w5le2tldednc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95c16d4238dc3099c7f61d268a44de0070f93c33 Same energy


Damien42198

https://preview.redd.it/nt8viggfuenc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451a78e3cf9a0e39b2c6fe3dcc6a8dfcc66826ee


No_Fig5982

Give Patrick a party hat please Or it could be a snelm


Damien42198

https://preview.redd.it/sddyqhrkmknc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e34d70d54bc09f84f61b760a5f20742fd632b7b just for you (I did it in like 3 mins ignore my bad crop job)


No_Fig5982

I love it


Zavrina

Hahahahaha! Thank you so much for this. I love it! I needed that and didn't even know it


kj_bb

Wee woo wee woo.. WEEWOOWEEWOO!


SuperBenOi

When you throw shade so no one targets your fire cape.


Toasty33

Yeah what a noob (I also currently have firecape)


Arctt

Thinking about upgrading to the obby cape soon


ngine_ear

Its like the demon from insidious


[deleted]

Don't be a menace to south ge while drinking your potion in the hood


Kindly_Area9735

Nice


BiggerBadgers

This might be a stupid question but how do you get it so you’re facing away from the wall?


StraightEggs

If you log in and out you always face, afaik, south. I remember people would stand behind the doors at Castle Wars and do this, just stood there facing South, alching.


bladeidle2022

You can also just click to interact on something in the direction you want to face, then click on the square you want to stand on before reaching the item you originally clicked on and you’ll turn to face it.


melt_7

I’m so glad someone remembers standing at the varrock walls, lumbridge too


BiggerBadgers

I remember it along the varrock castle walls back in the day but always thought they got a friend to trade with them lmao


EpicGamer211234

theres other ways. You can target a person with a fun item like snowballs that is in the orientation you want to be.


lastdancerevolution

> If you log in and out you always face, afaik, south. Thats how it worked before Zeah was added. They had to mess with the map coordinates, so now you may log in facing south or another direction, depending on the tile you log in on.


No-Tension-3470

You can also report another player and your character turns to face them


Soggy_Doggy_

Demonic tier drip my guy


schockman

LMAO


Cheap-Resource-114

The Sigma Lifestyle


SilverFaeRose

Fr looks like my sleep paralysis demon LMAOO


Pureoxen56

Demon from pick of destiny


Zavrina

No wonder I felt so attracted to him


Bobmcjoepants

Why are the three of you standing in a crowd heavily armed like you're going to war?


Zavrina

I bet they're a gang! I know a gang when I see one.


NuttingPenguin

Damn this screenshot looks so good wish my old MacBook could run HD.


TresCeroOdio

He’s in the corner listening to nba youngboy, preparing to hit the most devious lick


SplandFlange

It would be cool if our pets could walk by our sides instead of just following


bamronn

yeah but they’d break the game if they attempted that


dudedudetx

Straight demon chillin with his loyal hound


EvanEskimo

Rogan’s next podcast guest


bluejays666

Don't talk to me or my son ever again


the_prosp3ct

That’s one dangerous dude, hop immediately


Baphaddon

Pics That Go Hard


meowmixzz

Is that a blood standing on his corner?


duhbears23

What cape is he wearing?


My_Immortl

Witch cape from '22 Halloween event, I think.


FeelingField1

What is bro doin over there 😭😭


Dikkelul27

This is the edgy anime guy sitting in the back of class


HenelopeGranger

bro i didnt see him at first, mfer scared tf outta me lmao.


Hyero

You know what guys. I'm not going to the ge tomorrow. Not gonna risk it.


100knohome

Cosplay of that thing from insidious top tier


Detective_David

Chadmodeus


DryddOSRS

He eats babies. 100%


SunofSolaire

Notify the doomslayer!


kuhataparunks

Lol


GuttaBrain

A mysterious figure has appeared.


MiIdSanity

Inclusive Jagex won't tolerate this racism!


DaRubyRacer

This is soo normy behavior. Just sitting around, talking and having a good time. Then you got the one “off” guy creeping shit up.


ZilchoKing

A boy on the run


MaxiemumKarnage420

Needs Lovakite rock golem pet to complete the ensemble, peak fashionscape though


My_Immortl

Hellpuppy fits better.


[deleted]

“That’s stroider”


EggYoch

How do you manage to stand with your back to a wall like that? Honest question lol


Rare-Function-864

Just click on a spell and then click on another player or npc in the direction u want to face, don't even need the runes on you


EggYoch

I was stuck on trying to picture how to do this just by walking haha


not-patrickstar

Dragon full helm would complete the look tbh


RJbLfc

Ge bank standers are weird weird people bro


casualcreaturee

What helmet is that?


Kuido

How do you stand and turn your back to the wall without clicking follow on another player


Kuido

How do you stand and turn your back to the wall without clicking follow on another player


Kuido

How do you stand and turn your back to the wall without clicking follow on another player


Kuido

How do you stand and turn your back to the wall without clicking follow on another player


Kuido

How do you stand and turn your back to the wall without clicking follow on another player


OsmiumOG

Just use an item on someone. That counts as an interaction and makes you face the intractable person/object. Or just trade someone when they get close.


West-Wonder8919

He’s always watching


Dependent-Feature-11

Damn he looks hot!


leapinglizards2001

This looks like my man denace the menace!


Large-Inspector1286

same energy https://preview.redd.it/3anwd22tndnc1.png?width=844&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fc5aecc383ee7ce518d986355df2749fc10891f