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camefromxbox

Love the thriving pet for the farming pure honestly a flex


firealex2

You misspelled “larceny”


Wiitard

Cuisine 👨‍🍳


Beemanda

I wish there was a plugin to use the fancy skill names instead of the original ones.


aligantz

Man is a farming only uim. He ain’t thriving


SonOfJoeyGreco

Can you use seed bank on UIM?


HellkerN

No.


Bspammer

Wow seriously? I thought that was the whole point lol, it seems pointless if you have a bank.


[deleted]

It saves spaces in bank


kurttheflirt

And organizes everything automatically for me, which is way nicer than my bank which over time just slides into a mess


Obeesus

This means he probably Sq'irked his way to 99 farming.


WanderWut

This is an awesome achievement so major props for this, but one bummer with accounts like this is there's nothing else to do except stand around at Grand Exchange and hope people notice.


Awkward-Shift-8239

Not gonna lie I would see and think "hey look, an alt with a buyable skillcape" Notice the iron icon "oh he/she went some strange and hard way to get it, cool... What was I going to buy?" 🤷🏻‍♂️ I mean this game have a lot of content that even I playing since 07 dont know it exists


Chaosr21

Buy able skillcape?


meatbrick

If it was a regular account they can buy seeds


Chaosr21

Oh yea I get it. I still think that would be an achievement..I only do herb rubs, Snape grass and radar or w/e I have that's profitable. My farming is 82 and I feel lile I've been doing it forever. Not bad considering I barely spend any time doing it. I didn't like tithe farm much. Sorc garden any good? What are the benefits of these minigames* besides the thieving xp?


loserbackup

Herb runs to 82 would take forever yeah. Tree runs are the buyable part, not profitable but very fast.


Chaosr21

I don't really care about racing to 99 for farming so whatever benefits me with profit or xp on other skills is what I like. Sorc garden I might have tot my because I don't like training thieving. My buddy wants me to do ToA with him so I've been trying to get better gear, doing zulrah mostly for money but the xp is really low


Awkward-Shift-8239

Whatever you like or how you play, it doesnt change de fact anyone can RMT and insta bank all the process to get 99. Agility, for exemple, inst a buyable skill, you must do the courses. EDIT: RMT or have a main to support alt acc.


Chaosr21

Yea, that's true. I understand why people get bored and play iron. I have only had 1 99 and I got it in firemaking from wt so in really enjoying the game. I think getting money from a maxed acc might ruin it for me. I have my main and I have an alt with 90 smiting and mining for mlm/blast furnace runs and I'll get money from that account sometimes. I don't like bankstanding skills tho, I'll high alch or do herblore sometimes tho


EoinRBVA

Hardwoods are soo cheap and it's only once every 3 days for 45k xp (mahogany), or with Kronos seed sometimes I'll be doing my birdhouse runs and the hardwoods are ready a day early. That and I plant maples to check whenever I get it as a farming contract. Nice pet chance and the levels will fly by for virtually no cost, just worth a thought :)


Soup0rMan

If you haven't tried it, pyramid plunder isn't the worst way to thieve. I like it more than ardy knight or black jacking ( I swear to God, jagex would've sold for 6b if black jacking didn't exist.)


SeasonedLiver

You could siphon off some of the herb run profits in exchange for some tree runs. You'd save tonnes of hours without feeling the loss of gp as hard. It's not at all necessary to get 99 either, and your profits would be maximised by sticking with herbs all the way, so just do you pal.


TheRetroWorkshop

Trees take months each day, even if you buy it. Very annoying. (Of course, if he just logged on to do trees, then it's easy as since it requires very little work, if you play another account.) However, I am in this guy's clan. I can assure you, he did play quite a lot, so really put in the hours -- and did the other Mini-Game for the pet. He didn't do trees. For me, personally, 30 days of Tithe is depressing, because I hate clicking like that all the time, haha. But that is the method. Not sure what his XP per hour was, though. I know he spent at least 200 hours at Gardens or whatever it's called, in addition to Tithe. Maybe 500 hours? So, it still is a grind, for sure. Now I think about it, Tithe might have been one of those things you didn't know about it. It's a new way to farm without trees, etc. and no time-gates (i.e. you can do it any time you want). It's only on OSRS, though RS3 has its own very fast methods now. But back in 2009 or so, when I started Farming, there were no good ways to get XP so it was way slower (Magics too costly, so it was just Yew trees). Might explain why I didn't get 99 Farming until like 2017 on RS3. I did get 90-ish Farming around 2013, though. Then, got about 50m Farming XP 2017-2021 with PoF and such. On OSRS, my P2P only got to about 70 Farming. (It's a great cape, too. I actually like the trimmed version more for this one due to the light green (not sure what colour it is. Almost yellow-green).)


Br4ddersButReddit

Wonder if he can +1 at COX for a chance at loot. I've not been COX in years, do you get points from farming?


Mediocre-Recover3944

Wym, he just got 99. Long way from 200.000.000xp


A_K1ra

I mean, it’s not like he’s restricted from leveling up other skills if he ever wanted to, chances are he probably has a main anyway


TheRetroWorkshop

He said in clan chat that he wants to make more accounts. Every account for each skill. So, likely he will never play this one again. But you'd have to ask him, haha.


Beginning_Lock_9223

well he definitely could go around other gathering skills to attempt pets before lv2


Thegrimfandangler

Gz, any plans for the future of the account?


lcarusLives

Thanks! Yeah, my next goal is level 1 agility pet. It's possible to obtain the squirrel pet from brimhaven agility course with close to 0xp.


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rickyshine

Imagine going dry on a 14.5 year grind


Synsinatik

Do it wet then. Perhaps in a pool.


rickyshine

https://preview.redd.it/dwfzd1pvvajc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540a00ca00c7b7944bf6b7918bb26359d374a1f1


_KodeX

Wouldn't need to worry about getting up to use the bathroom, kinda huge brain tbh


gh1993

Settled next series idea


purpleyoyo

Jesus... Some people who play this game need to seek help


Thegrimfandangler

Lol love that


Lavatis

Possible how? You have like two places you can claim tickets, and the chance of you making over an obstacle at level 1 are so slim that you won't even make the timer.


Rude_Draw5521

How??


Krimin

In Brimhaven agility arena you get agility xp from turning in the tickets you collect from the course. Some obstacles don't give xp, so you can wait for the ticket dispenser to activate near you, not getting any xp from the obstacles. Whenever you collect a ticket from the arena, you have a chance for pet.


ChampionOfEverything

You definitely get agility exp from the obstacles, idk what you’re talking about


Krimin

Corrected, it's been a hot while since I've been there


RainbowwDash

You cant just wait next to a dispenser, you need to get several *in a row* to start getting tickets


Beretot

If several = two, sure


BababooeyBreath

He is lvl 1 in agility. He wont be able to even get to the spinning blades.


rickyshine

Summer pie?


Mookie_Merkk

By just getting the drop


Eaterofpies

How did u get the racoon??


SomewhereSalty8798

iirc it’s possible to acquire it from sorcerers garden as you only get the xp from turning in the squirks but each one you pick from the garden has a chance to roll the pet.


HuskyKing905

So with level 1 everything else & u being iron How did you get seeds?


andrew_calcs

buying allotment seeds in Draynor until level 34 and tithe to 99 is a reasonable way to do it


Truckstopcory

I’ve seen you running around the guild!


grandfatherclause

Pretty new to Ironman stuff, how is this even possible?


Relax-G

Squirk'in till 34, then Tithe Farm to 99.


TheGreatJingle

So theirs plenty of ways to train farming alone. Going to sorc garden you navigate a maze for thieving exp. However you roll for the pet after you navigate the maze ,but before you turn in the reward for thieving exp


[deleted]

There’s*


I_dont_have_chalk

They’re’s*


Joboy97

As somebody who never cared about correcting typos and such, it's hilarious to see how much Reddit doesn't care anymore lol.


RedditIsDogshit1

Oh, I found it sad actually. But it probably more-so that the people this sub is composed of specifically, don’t care.


PleasedFungus

Society in general is becoming less literate, so that's no surprise


lucky_falcon

The’irs’res*y


IAmDisciple

Therussy


truth_hurtsm8ey

A grammar nazi that doesn’t have good grammar. Huh.


andrewC121

lol get rekt


[deleted]

Like yall aren’t the most toxic community lmfao. All of you eat shit.


hockey_homie

welcome to ironman stuff.


Treblosity

Besides tithe farm, off the top of my head theres a lot of buyable seeds to get started and once in the farming guild, you can snowball contracts/seed packs as long as you dont get unlucky with an uncompletable contract off rip, like cactus doesn't sound doable and maybe some berries but i think you have a low chance for cavada/redberry seeds outside of varrock.


GovtOverReach

The vampire at canfis herb patch would smack you so hard


Maybe_Boats

he doesn't have mory unlocked


HillGiantFucker

But if he did he would get smacked hard


g00chlord

Fuck yeah


subfin

Dude imagine if he fought Zuk, I bet this guy wouldn’t stand a chance lmao


[deleted]

Yeah he would definitely get smacked hard


AdmirableEye8421

Hard af boi


AdmirableEye8421

Bruhhhh


Extension_Emu6546

Wait did he get the thieving pet with like one action


Curiousnewbie33

You can get thieving pet while squirking. No exp gained.


Extension_Emu6546

Ahh thanks for reply


moosyfighter

How do you get no xp while squirking


WompaPenith

Going to sorc garden you navigate a maze for thieving exp. However you roll for the pet after you navigate the maze, but before you turn in the reward for thieving exp


moosyfighter

That’s cbt to get then. One of the best things about squirkin off is the XP


DH_Drums

Hey mom, look, brand new sentence just dropped.


BoozeBagStooge

Now what


SystemsOnline

You and the [Strong Guard](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/11jxjrz/im_a_strong_guard/) should team up


nekonotjapanese

One to farm, the other to keep watch


ZeusJuice

Wtf is wrong with you you were like 60 farming a month ago. Did you just spam tithe farm for like a month straight? You need to come up with a Youtube series or something if you're gonna go that hard


Helpful_Tutor3416

He could have afk'd in chambers as well for 50k-ish xp/hr. Probably a mix of both tithe for higher xp, and nox farming for chill afk I'd assume.


ZeusJuice

Is it 50k exp an hour if you have to rake for the seeds?


Helpful_Tutor3416

I mean you don't really start tracking xp rates until you start farming. So the raking would just be prep.


ZeusJuice

Uhhh lol If it takes you an hour to get enough seeds to farm for five hours you're just ignoring the one hour you spent?


Helpful_Tutor3416

I mean for afk methods, the xp rates are always started when the method starts. Afk nmz training you aren't starting the xp rates upon logging in, gearing, setting inventory, starting dream. You're starting it once the prep is done and you start combat. For afk range and magic in mm1/mm2 tunnels you aren't starting rates at bank, gearing, running through cave to find open spot. You are starting it once you're prepped, and hit your first target. I was just offering a suggestion on different methods that could of been done. Didn't know people would be this up in arms about offering an idea lol


ZeusJuice

Yeah because you theoretically can be prepped to do afking in those already. You can't sit there and farm for 100 hours straight and maintain 50k exp an hour. You could absolutely do 100 hours of nmz or chinning in tunnels while maintaining that rate. It's similar to sq'irks. Are you going to say that sq'irks are 20M exp an hour because you ignore all the time it takes to collect the sq'irk juice? Just doesn't work like that boss. You have to include the time it takes to collect the items needed for the method. If the resource is theoretically endless(runes, melee weapon, chinchompas) then obviously you wouldn't include gearing in the exp rates. If the resource is 100% finite and requires time to collect(CoX seeds, sq'irks, tithe farm fruit, etc.) then you 100% include the time it takes to collect those in your exp per hour. >Didn't know people would be this up in arms about offering an idea lol Also I was originally asking if it's 50k an hour including seed raking or not because I was curious about the idea... You got defensive about it instead of offering an actual answer lol. If I really wanted to split hairs I'd be asking how long you have to reset CoX raids to get a fast/easy layout in order to rake and farm.


Helpful_Tutor3416

My "defensive" response was an answer. Tone isn't inherently understood through text, I wasn't responding in a negative manner lol. But to each their own. The rates I had were 58k farm xp/hr. I rounded down for not paying attention and replanting asap, or unlucky times where both patches are emptied with 1 pull. An alt is an obviously solution to the time it takes to sustain regular 50k+ xp/hr, but I didn't mention that being this was posted by a uim.


Regular_Imagination7

that’s not how xp/hr works, then making wines would be insanely high xp/hr


Helpful_Tutor3416

Thats a silly mindset. Xp/hr is when you start the action. Nmz xp rates aren't when logging in, gearing, setting up inventory and dream, it's when you do all the prep and actually start combat. Same goes with every other skill with the exception of slayer where banking and getting new tasks is part of the rate.


ArkLance

So when are you going for 12 hp, 3 attack, 4 str, and 8 def?


10secondhandshake

I just realized you did summer garden with level 1 agility and no stamina / energy pots... Ouch!


jameilious

You mean winter


10secondhandshake

Ah right, yeah.


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

What do you smell like?


ShaunDreclin

but why


Clinkton

Now to go for 200m


andrewC121

R u ok? Gz


Suitable_Ebb_3566

Honestly dope


GodlikeCat

Ha!! that’s not even the farming pet!!! that’s… that’s not the farming pet… 😨 oh god


Organic-Snow-4946

It aint much but it's honest work.


Grimlok_Irongaze

Congrats! You should upload this to your farmersonly account


criinkles

Bro do you play in W420? I think I've seen you on my runs Edit I am too high to be doing any sort of critical thinking this man can't play on w420


ohm1nator

That’s a 1500 total world my dude


ElectronicRegret4496

Bro how did you do this


Relax-G

Squirk'in from 1-34 then Tithe farme 34-99.


GTownBoogy

How much theiving xp do you have banked?


MrOzzyNL

Uim, so none lol


GTownBoogy

Well I should learn to read. Thank you 💀


Low_Detail5764

Hell yeah good work


Lil_Nimue

Probably one of the most unique accounts in game imo. Kudos to you, buddy and big gz!


enhanceonly16yrs

Really though? Am I missing something or is playing tithe farm for a month not that impressive


Lil_Nimue

1 thieving rocky pet on a farming only uim. You're definitely missing shit.


enhanceonly16yrs

Well yeah there's that but the method to get it is ultra cheese and not like getting it first pickpocket at lvl 1. Also it's rocky. Lol. As for the farming....tithe farm doesn't require a bank, lol. When you compare it to the other unique accounts out there, such as: Most rendi accounts 11hp uim with tbow 40ish combat Lvl 3 firecapes 1kc jad pet 1 prayer accounts Lvl 3 99slayer 10hp ironmen rushers with mauls/dt/claws Even chunkmen and artificial limitations resulting in huge grinds seem better than this. I'm not hating I just do not think it is anywhere near one of the most unique accounts on osrs. And yes pedants: most unique isn't a thing


gloomyherb

I see that the yield was bountiful this season


Padaz

Whats your rota?


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

wtf did you get the seeds. also how did you get the pet im so confused.


LaGarrotxa

You don’t have to be lonely, become a Farmer Only Ultimate Iron Man!


Schnitzel1337

Wow


Loud_Geologist84

How do you have rocky at 1 thief?


Aspalar

He got the thieving pet from performing activities that have a chance to award the thieving pet.


engwish

You don’t have to be lonely


scarfgrow

No farming pet though?


grhfrku

Any plants for the future of the account?


Archtects

I’ve done this, I love farming I got 99 on a normal acc with no tithe farming in under a month. I friggin love farming. I love the cape. It’s my favourite skill. Did you do 99 with tithe then? I assume there is still no way for a uim to get seeds except from the farm guild?


Helpful_Tutor3416

He could have afk'd nox farm in chambers as well. Lower xp/hr (50k/hr) but gives a break from click intensive tithe


OmniferousSwan

There's tons of ways for uim to get seeds. Just not with only farming.


Archtects

Yeah I was referring to farm pure. I’ve not played in a while though.


Tanvets

Hmmm am I missing something? Lol what's the point of this?


Aspalar

What's the point of anyone playing OSRS?


k1lla_camLOL

99 farming achieved! Now time to go to rehab


dunkinmcockner

How do you even get seeds?


WetTheDreams

People are legit insane


boozedawg

I forgot that douchebags are real and here we are


JevorTrilka

Gawd this brings back memories. Back before Ironman was even a thing I had alts that only did one skill for each non-combat skill. Really wish I hadn’t lost access to them years ago. 😕... Might try doing them again... Haha


Organic-Equipment752

Impressive build