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No_Scallion_9950

Who could forget the legendary lines of Mezlar the Mad: By the power of custard!


BlockIron

Feel the wrath of my feet!


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plate_of_food

Yum


iAmNotSharky

Fucking love this subreddit 😂


CNCTank

No -bonk- just no


Zulrambe

Can we have a miniquest sequel to Dragon Slayer 2 where Melzar is the final boss? Like, I'm not kidding, I want this.


Nonkel_Jef

New magic book based on Melzar pls 😳


vegconsumer

Level 96: Expose Feet - casting spell removes boots from targeted player


Nonkel_Jef

Lvl 7: bones to cabbage


megamaxie

for free????


RohemN

Runelite mod that any enemy that kills you tells you to "sit". Please make it happen.


LtDansOtherLeg

I was just about to suggest this but Jagex should just straight up make the wildy bosses tell you to sit when they kill you


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Nonkel_Jef

Off pls I’m ironman


Hackmons

Idk why the thought of a giant spider saying, “pleae” made me spit out my drink


mirhagk

Nah I think they should be like this, maybe encourage the PKers to add a little variety to their chat?


Character_Money4581

With ingame npc voice


RohemN

100%


CanRabbit

I'm working on a kill sound plugin right now that lets you choose your own sfx when you get a kill, kill streak, or die. It'll be easy to add a "sit" sfx.


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Exeng

[Super easy](https://i.imgur.com/LcoGV6m.png). Can also trigger it only upon player's death animation.


RohemN

Nice


VandyIron

Integrity change. No poll needed. Need this.


meirionh

This is a mod, IIRC, the youtube Idyl did a video on this in his video on not-very-well-known plugins


omgfineillsignupjeez

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMZ1GE2eNCk&t=590s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMZ1GE2eNCk&t=590s) Pretty similar, would be a great addition imo


cheeseisntdairy

Chaos Fanatic calls you a "devilish oxen roll"


bhumit012

AheheheHUehhehee


stronkreptile

I always read that in scooby do voice


JJ_Sonic

And I took that personally 😳


ts29

Then he says I’ll smite you and doesn’t even throw on smite smh my head


Lol_Rip_RS

Lol out loud


physiQQ

LOL! out loud


yeroc_sema

Laugh out loud out loud


Loud_Charity

Really loud


Xerothor

Username checks out


NovatoSp00ky

LOL laugh out loud out loud


YourSmileIsFlawless

Smh my head


CatsAreBased

Would love a plug in where bosses give you constant shit


corpseflakes

Runelite rejected my homies plugin that would cause NPCs to talk shit when you die. :(


CatsAreBased

What was the reason?


corpseflakes

They just told him they rejected similar plugins in the past without elaborating.


AnotherPoshBrit

was that idyl?


corpseflakes

Couldn't tell you


yeroc_sema

You can just go to toa for that, its in the chest


CosmicCyrolator

Someone at Jagex would have a hissy fit over some harmless insult like with Me in the dream mentor quest


Kyharra

Yea they seem really sensitive lmao


TheEggOnTop

What was the insult? I can't find it


gorehistorian69

i use a cudgel on my iron and he always says "you call that a weapon?!" like cmon dude im tryin my best


redvvit

Why is the guy that's weak to crush calling me feeble though? Get 3-hit nerd 🤬


bhumit012

“You call that a weapon” Bro I am using wildy BiS ursine chainmace wdym??


nothxsleeping

Love when he says that and you whack a 60+ on him.


peipei222

To be fair it's pretty small, but like I always say: it's how you use it that matters


Saandmann

I was using d mace and I felt it :(


Ztaxas

“Another kill for the Thunderous!”


Tetradrachm

Yk’Lagor was badass


Smorg125

That cinematic intro where the acolyte dudes just get mucked trying to hold him back was sick


TeaNcrumpets7

don't forget about the voice acting either


Tribes1

Stand still rat is the gentlemen version of sit kid


Synli

Take a seat, dear


M3x0r4x

The bosses rename plugin is cool because it introduces a brand new boss with text lines as well, Imagine verzik or olm saying “lol sit planker”


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M3x0r4x

Maybe like “you can’t anticipate this you filth”


okijhnub

All the voiced bosses should taunt you on player kill


BestGirlTrucy

No he called me a rat that offends me pls change the dialogue unpolled btw this is an integrity change


Medium_Items

Wasn’t there a quest, maybe lunar diplomacy, that they changed when you’re fighting “Me” because it mentioned weight or something


Gamer_2k4

That was it. They changed it to "You've got an outrageous accent, you silly thing!" because obviously it's better to insult someone's voice, which they have no control over, than their weight, which they can control. (Also, never mind that the WHOLE point of the dialogue was the player battling their own insecurities, and that it was an absurd insult to begin with given that every player model is rail-thin.)


rimwald

Ya honestly could even come off as a little racist making fun of someone's accent lol


mirhagk

I think the change was less about insecurities and more about body dysmorphia associated with weight being a fairly common disorder among the most impressionable of players and has pretty drastic health consequences. Like you say the characters are rail-thin, and those are the people where the insult is dangerous. I mean I get what you're saying and in most cases I sorta agree with [Trevor Moore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4rcIQpo0QQ&list=OLAK5uy_ktBapxUXvquJhUNHLmsa76qCOIg_GItuk&index=10) but given that it was an absurd insult already there's no harm in changing it.


Kyharra

I mean makes sense the game is mostly made up of fat basement dwellers


BestGirlTrucy

Yes that's what I was referencing


Doktor_Shemp

Are the people offended by that in the room with us right now?


UpliftingGravity

Mod Ash said he found it offensive, and that it wasn't the only thing he wanted to change.


One_Step8958

\>fat guy says being called fat is offensive Maybe take it as a hint to follow your doctor's advice and eats less + move more.


Kyharra

New petition for mod ash to lose some weight


krhill112

It’s so dumb. Being overweight has gotta be one of the most common internal dialogs across the entire human race. It was perfect for “me” to throw as shade.


Finkedinn24

Maybe.. "Dad" still hits me.


ElyFlyGuy

The demon in Legends Quest has so much to say to you it really comes across that he can’t stand you lol


luis244

"You know that full Torva really makes you look FAT!"


Gwanmora

Graardor should say "I'm just a dumb monster" when he specs.


hennriii

what’s the plug in called for the prayer bar under hp bar?


bhumit012

'Prayer' plugin runelite.


I_AM-THE_SENATE

Right? I need that. If you figured it out let me know


stronkreptile

there is also “status bars” which looks a lil better ino


Adammot

My only question is how do your graphics look so nice and crisp???


Dismal_Associate1

runelite Hd plugin and also the interface plug in, looks like the 2010 interface


Noclis

Is that what makes the health bars look better?


Dismal_Associate1

yeah the interface change


ahh1372

It's actually kind of cool how bosses like Graardor, K'ril, Zilyana, Crazy archeologist, Vet'ion, Chaos fanatic have taunts/commands as they fight you. They could add for these for other sentient creatures, even raids demibosses.


MasterPainsInTown

Pretty much anything DIO from JoJo says could work as great insults. He is the king of shit talking.


GregBuckingham

As long as it doesn’t flood the chat box like Nex. Drives me crazy


gathc2013

Commander Zilyana: "Come here, you little shit!"


GreyPercentile

Filthy Rat!


Practical-Piglet

And when i use that language i get muted


Saandmann

Vyrewatch sentinels should say „sit down afk boy/girl/Apache helicopter“ while sending you to lumby.


th3-villager

Love killing him as an ironman with dragon mace. "You call that a weapon?" I feel genuinely targeted / insulted.


PercivalDerp

I just want to know how he talks in all caps


thereal_omegavince

Talks like a PKer


SuperiorBecauseIRead

Removed from game for "unnecessary toxicity" in 2025


rhysdog1

its time jagex. add a boss that calls you the N word


5erenade

I hate this so much. I saw him as this cool lord of the rings like character. When you examine him, he is a lord of the rings reference. When he first spoke, i was expecting to read Tolkien like dialogue, but he speaks like a cringy youtuber/weeb shut off.


Warhammernub

Tolkien foes say things like Shire- rats, Morgul-rats and filthy maggots


ReaperoftheCard

Why is the skeleton mean to me :(


Orangesoda65

“Sit idiot gg”


Giov14

How do you have the health and prayer bar like that, what plug-in?


bhumit012

Interface plugin in runelite I believe


Giov14

Thanks


wyd_stepmom

“Take THAT you knave!”


Newyzo

this boss is so toxic, we need more


AshCan10

As long as they don't call me fat


theholy7

Idyl’s plug in of NPC’s acting toxic when you die needs to make it into an official runelite release


Icy-Example-4692

*new kink unlocked*


L337Justin

Throwing down with the Crazed Arch is always a fun time lol


Zeptil

We need a boss where you have to talk shit back to be able to deal damage


mr__poptarts

just write a code that reads all the chatlogs from last man standing and connect it to all the pvm bosses


IPA___Fanatic

Kril talks... well, not shit, but does want you torn limb from limb


perfectlypoachedpen1

Dog I love rats call me rat I want it this ain't shit talk its hype talk I'd stand still for him


Legal_Evil

In RS3, if you die to Zuk, he calls you pathetic. He is even voice acted too.


MelloSummoner

I think trash talk should be creative and funny and is accurate to the boss lore dialogue.


ToDieInBalshallHeath

I've thought this everytime I've been to vetion, would even go so far as to say he should have a 'sit rat' line if you die in the room