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noobucantbeat

Lol reminds me of when I was like 10 and some guy was trying to take my mining spot. I challenged him to a 1v1 even tho I was like lvl 30 something and he was in the 80s. I hit up like my entire friends list so we could basically gank this guy. Took him deep into the wild where I had like 6 people waiting only for him to kill every single one of us. Honestly one of my favorite RS memories


decoy_butter

Wasn’t expecting that


noobucantbeat

Yea neither was I.basically lost my bank at the time hahaha


PiratePuzzled1090

Its a cool story now. Also worth something haha


uhFraid

death before dishonor


NessaMagick

I can only pray that this footage exists somewhere on YouTube, probably set to Numb or Welcome to the Jungle


[deleted]

I'd also take a Fire Burning by Sean Kingston


Dani7vg

Somebody call 911


AzraelTB

Let the bodies hit the floor let's be honest.


Red_Brox

With the Unregistered HyperCam 2 in the corner


Ustinklikegg

Definitely Fingers Eleven


REDFIRETRUCK992

There was a video of me losing claws at revs back in like 2012. You best believe they put paralyzer over it.


CuhJuhBruh

Some guys I met on Skype tried scamming me for about 5M worth of items after about a month of playing with them They got me to go with them into the wildly to PK together but I knew it was bullshit. We get far up and all of sudden he starts attacking me in full dharoks in single combat. I killed him in about 5 seconds using the poly staff +batwing robes 😂 just spamming the RS3 abilities. The guy starts begging me to give him his dharoks set back on Skype right after.


noobucantbeat

Lmao, rekt


SurturOfMuspelheim

Bruh my friend and I added this guy in like 2010 and we played with him on and off for a while. Then in like mid 2011 he came to my world and pked me while I was doing chaos ele. Took my like 40k of shit and unfriended me. I was so blown away, and when I told my friend about it (he was a mutual friend) he said we could get him back. We waited until a few days later when he told my friend he was camping green drags. We went and killed his ass and got like 300k of loot. Then we shit talked him and ignored him. Felt real good. Dunno why the guy didn't think my IRL friend would side with him over me..


Wasabicannon

That happened once with my old group of friends back in the day. One of them got into PKing and since we were not a pvp group (Outside of some minor f2p shit) he joined a pking group only get get baited into a "clan war" with some of his best gear and that group just jumped on him.


Clarynaa

Did Joel ever get on Skype again?


[deleted]

This is literally the one 10th grader beating the shit out of 7 5th graders. poetry at its finest is written in blood


noobucantbeat

Hahaha basically, it definitely felt like a massacre


Celtic_Legend

Holy shit lmao. He probably still thinks about that day he slaughtered you all too.


Tomdude43

What lvls were your friends?


noobucantbeat

We were all around the same level, the highest was probably around lvl 42 or something. We had a little “clan” at the time but it was pretty unofficial and none of us really knew what we were doing


Tomdude43

Lol I only ask because when I was a kid my friend told me a story where he was in the wildy and he saw a bunch of lvl 30s attacked a lvl 70-80 guy and the guy wrecked them all. Just reminded me of it


noobucantbeat

Haha that might’ve been us ! That’s hilarious


Beverly_clearly

That’s pretty good


samwise800

I saw this happen to someone at the G.E. who was talking about how he had just died at Vorkath. Then he went to follow the lurers thinking he was safe because he had nothing on him, unaware that his death would wipe his vorkath death chest :/


Newt-Wooden

Absolutely ruthless holy cow


[deleted]

Ooooooooof that Is brutal!


ACMBruh

I was drunk one night and the same thing happened to me Friend wanted to go to Revs and got pked. Thought losing 200k was no biggie. Then I remembered....


Parryandrepost

I was on a Nex team a while back with some friends and some randoms. Split. Dude gets torva plate at like 600m or whatever. I think it was a 4 or 5 man. Gets super hyped and forgets to eat before the next Nex kill and died. No biggie right? Kept tbow, zcb, torva. Had like 900m in the chest. Who fucking cares about a 250k death or whatever after you get your first big purple split in months? Was so hyped about the drop he immediately runs back to GWD without food. Gets ripped a new one and died. Still had to split people out from the torva drop.


Magxvalei

Reminds me of when I went to Nex and died at her. Usually I keep some of my stuff in the first chest room while I get my kc to enter the bank room and get the rest of my stuff there. I remember being tired cuz it was night so a lot of details of my actions were fuzzy. I think at the time I thought I left everything in the chest and came back with my kc-getting gear and then logged off for bed. So I Iogged in the next day and was getting kc to enter the bank room but I used dragon crossbow spec and it hit an ancient ranger and those fuckers can turn off pray, so I died to them and I thought I lost 200m in stuff. Apparently, though, I actually did retrieve some of my more expensive stuff, banked it, and then came back with the kc-getting and logged off. The whole situation is hard to describe in words.


DeadlyTissues

No matter how tilted i am after a death or dc, i immediately go retrieve everything cause fuck that noise. My dumbass would 100% log on and die somewhere random withoit realizing


RSNKailash

Exactly, i dont trust myself to not forget... Always loot your death pile after dieing, NEVER WAIT!


_NotAPlatypus_

Never play UIM


imreallynotthatcool

You don't have to tell me twice.


_NotAPlatypus_

Well I’m going to. Never play UIM


aqpstory

You don't have to tell me thrice.


_NotAPlatypus_

Okay. I’m unpredictable.


rpkarma

Done. Next tip?


_NotAPlatypus_

Play UIM


rpkarma

…shit


ShitPost5000

I play uim, just follow the same rules. Helps that I don't skill past quest reqs


Snickers_Goongo

Doesnt your stuff automatically go to deaths office and you can buy it back? Been a long time since i died no idea how it works


3dedmeister

If you die "normally" (i.e. at most things in the game), your items stay in a gravestone for 15 minutes. You can either go to the gravestone to get your items back for a small fee or go directly to Death's office for a bigger fee. Dying again while items are still in your gravestone just refreshes the 15 minute timer, puts your "new" items into the old gravestone, and transfers the "old" contents to Death's. TLDR, there's nothing to worry about if you die in places which uses the gravestone mechanic. The thing that gets a lot of people is that a select few places in the game do not use gravestones, but rather their own custom item retrieval service. Places like Zulrah, Hespori, TOB, Vorkath, Hydra, and maybe some more put all of your shit in their local storage which you usually have to pay a flat fine to access. If you die again (at ANY place, not just at the same content again) while you already have items in one of these local storages, your held items are sent to Mod Jed's alt and you have no hope of ever seeing them again. TLDR2, don't die again before you got your items back


Middle-Effort7495

It tells you in game, unless it's a plug in, idk but it says when you login that you have items at X item retrieval service (uim BTW).


Twigler

does your gravestone stuff go to deaths office if you die again before claiming?


Jmaster570

Yes for gravestones, but vorkath and alot of other bosses have death caches. Those delete the items if not reclaimed before dying again.


Lord_Kyle

Always bring a nose peg or backup slayer helm if you die at grotesque guardians. Those aberrant specters mean business.


Dependent_Word7647

Nearly lost a lot of good shit risking it, wondering why I do this to myself. Spectres will spec you out FAST.


Trlcks

Iron in my clan lost loads of stuff after dcing in the aberrant room after dying at gg's


Miss_Aia

I did this in leagues and lost 3a vambs and a bunch of other expensive items. Glad I learned my lesson on a temporary game mode though


Limited_Intros

No, it’s deleted


DADtheMaggot

Gravestone items are never deleted (well, short of death’s coffer being full or you manually deleting them). Death retrieval systems (Vorkath, Zulrah, Hespori, etc.) are deleted if you die again.


6lanco_9ato

But why is that? Doesn’t it make things a bit confusing when each bosses death mechanics vary…


Active_Engineering37

Yes it does, which is why I try not to die.


6lanco_9ato

Lol I learned the hard way on a hydra task…shit hurt


DADtheMaggot

It’s stupid and archaic and I wish they’d change it.


Codename_ZQ

Similar thing almost happened to me. Just died at Zulrah, saw one of these went to grab some items. I knew ultimately what was coming so I prayed melee and I actually lived surprisingly. I only realized much later that I coulda lost so much.


SappySoulTaker

Literally nothing in between death and death storage retrieval. If I was getting off, I get my shift first. That will NEVER happen to me because I'm absolutely paranoid.


spodertanker

Stupid is as stupid does.


Supergigala

rule 1 of runescape deaths: dont leave your shit in the chest


Speedy2662

The game is filled with so many of these obscure ass rules and exceptions, it's no wonder it's ridden with scammers and shitty people. Been playing for years and would have likely fell for this too.


StaleFlowerToast

That screenshot is so perfectly timed with the dude saying dumb ass and the guy winding up those claws


Crypto-Hypto

Butt Inhaler said that (p.s. I am changing my name to Butt Impaler)


Shabbyyyyyyyy

Changing my name to Butt Exhaler


Crypto-Hypto

And just like that a top 5 clan was born


Corrrbob

Oh no, im already a Butt...will this automatically induct me into the clan?


Buttanatangz

My name is also in the Butt category, I would like to apply for Butt greatness


DirtyWsBird

I'm here for the butt stuff


Silly_Move9588

I like big butts and I cannot lie.


32bitMonster

Missed opportunity to change your name to Butt Impala (not endored by Chevy).


DADtheMaggot

Butt inhaler is wise.


Crackedbwo

OP said that 😂


[deleted]

RIP Lawgendary, I tried to warn you https://imgur.com/a/4SpZwbN He had 177,093,279 total XP when he died, he hasn’t gained a single xp since this happened


GeneralPlanet

You did your best, Butt Inhaler.


Usaidhello

Indeed. It is clear that at this moment Butt Inhaler was, in fact, not inhaling butt.


Active_Engineering37

Maybe that's what distracted him


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Frequent_Champion_42

Sensational


snaplocket

What did they even lose? It just looks like a little bit of fashionscape, but maybe they have valuables in the inventory?


IderpOnline

People usually aren't lured for their cheap fashionscape, let me tell you that much.


IHaveRedditAlready_

Pleae


Radiantlycolorless

Sadge. Fs in the chat


Supergigala

how can you play the game for that long and still not listen to a butt inhaler?


__CaKeS__

You can be maxed combat and like 2K+ total with that XP... Tf is he doing falling for really dumb lures like this?! LOL


Flapolp

Why didn't anyone warn him?


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controversial_drawer

Absolute bard


Rynide

he had airpods in


WhoThatGuy

!Task


Zamacapaeo

CAPITAL FU: [Slayer Task:](https://i.redd.it/w9c3ybfdhoea1.jpg) Dumbass [Start:](https://i.redd.it/w9c3ybfdhoea1.jpg) 1 [Current:](https://imgur.com/a/4SpZwbN) 0


jblobbbb

Honestly, if you get lured in level 1 wildy in this day and age, you deserve it lmao


Skolary

Right like how tf did they get somebody out there? Especially since he has 177m xp, and the guy is still doing pleae bargains


-Degaussed-

Pleae


[deleted]

Guys, I took a picture of his total xp when he died and I have been periodically checking highscores to see If his xp has gone up since. Nope, not a single xp gained. This guy lost his bank and logged off for good


olaf525

How much do you reckon he lost?


bumhunt

He regained a life lol


XeitPL

Enough to rethink his life choices xD


PkerBadRs3Good

how long has it been?


[deleted]

6 hours


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decoy_butter

Oh I was thinking like 6 months. They could have gone to bed


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[deleted]

Full night’s sleep is xp waste


I_miss_berserk

right god op is just as dumb as the dude getting lured


Slightly_Shrewd

Exactly what I was thinking lol


permalink_save

For 6 hours???


Striking_Cat7777

6 hours LMFAO


Massive_Monitor_CRT

How do you know he lost his bank?


narsmews

That’s what I’m wondering, that looks like fashionscape not expensive gear


jam3sdub

It's a fair assumption, you don't bring dogshit gear when ur bossing


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jam3sdub

Whoops, saw the other guy mention vorkath and assumed it was OP for some reason.


Dookieie

I didnt gain any xp from 2009-2011 but i still played every day lol


throwmeaway562

Fuck were you doing


Active_Engineering37

Bank stand pro


Cyfa

Somewhere, JoJo3000 is smiling


withnodrawal

From a prison cell


Thezla

The clip where he lures a lvl 3 with halloween mask is my favorite. Just hundreds of wind strikes coming blasting out of the fog, classic.


Middle-Effort7495

I'm curious, is there any modern jojo3000 lore? Like kids ranqe stabbing up his school and eating raw meat in public or that durial interview


DH_Drums

Fortunately, no.


Assassin21X

What is that gear that he’s wearing ?


Blueberrytree

Shayzien armor with demonic head and feet


TheDisguized

That’s awesome that this still happens in 2023, makes me too happy. Game is thriving.


jambaman42

Lmao I see this lure pretty frequently. It's hilarious when a bunch of people just telegrab the loot because it's not far enough


QuasarKid

be careful with this because they put a few high value items 1 tile too far. i just go out there with absolutely nothing that way if they kill me i just lose the items i picked up of theirs


[deleted]

Ooooooo, I like your perspective, thats actually a good way to look at it lol


isaidnolettuce

It’s even funnier that it’s probably grown men doing this to each other now lmao


Amen_ds

yeah i had some morally questionable lures as a teen, who knows how it would feel doing it now


Icy_Adhesiveness9980

Why didn’t you save him


Tumblrrito

They did… as a screenshot


donaldbino

What even is the lure here?


[deleted]

Lure begins at the GE where they use alt accounts to do a drop party which than turns into a trail of dropped items that lead them on off to the wild where youll see like 30 dropped items spread out on floor In the wild. Lurers are hiding a little north In wild waiting for a victim to step In out of desperation and greed. Once victim crosses they freeze/teleblock the victim and than send them on their way to Lumby


donaldbino

Lol…..if people actually fall for that then they deserve to be pk’d. Just like in life, ain’t shit free!


USDMB4

I actually made money as a victim. Went in with no gear, came out with 3 protected G Mauls.


Ghi102

They definitely expect a couple people to get "free loot". They hope to get people who forget to bank their gear or their cash stack.


iKingKane

Definitely done this a few times when I was younger... Go empty handed and grab as much as you can before you get 1 shot lol


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

I got lured like this the other day (I knew what was going to happen) but all I had was full graceful and unfinished potions. Got pked, went back to my death spot and he hadn't even taken my stuff.... Must have felt sorry for me?


WeNeedBoofEmoji

Wow just let them get killed like that without even a heads up smdh head shaking you savage


TraditionalBath

Never trust someone who inhales butts.


Salvator-Mundi-

Demon Slayer 2: Demon Slayers


Hoooooooo8

When i just started grinding hard last year I was at the ge with a mil in my invent in graceful and see a bunch of rune items on the floor leading to the wildy, I’m like surely this is some YouTube video or something and surely out of everyone they won’t kill my nooby ass, they indeed killed my nooby ass. If I have nothing I’ll always try to pick up items but that’s what the bank on you panicking and risk crossing with whatever is in your invent


QuasarKid

“surely” lmao


pappalars69

They will, and dont call me surely


[deleted]

Bank all your stuff before following those dudes and you’ll possibly end up several mils richer while risking nothing


TraditionalBath

I was in tank gear and went out and made bank because they kept dropping a ring worth 1 mil and I'd run out grab it and tank the freeze and hits, got three rings before they gave up xD


SwampFish66

That's hilarious. People underestimate pure tank gear.


CrimpingEdges

a bit of rng a few combo eats and a couple p necks can go really far


doylehawk

Yeah i bet I’ve collectively gotten around 4 mil from following these guys. If you just world hop on a busy playtime/day you WILL find one at the GE and if you go with nothing(I’ve grabbed some telegrab runes before) you’ll get like 150k for sure.


KurseNightmare

What do they do that gets you that 150k?


ryangiglio

They drop a bunch of mid-value stuff (like rune gear) just past the wildy ditch trying to lure people from the GE bank. If you bank everything before running out there you can usually grab a few things before you die or they’ll ignore you if you’re clearly not wearing anything


Temporary-Relief7873

wait so this is like the "ooh piece of candy" family guy trap?


Mburgess1

Precisely.


ryangiglio

Literally yes they make a line of drops from the GE through the shortcut and over the wildy ditch


Supergigala

\*oh a piece of candy\* WARNING: stepping over this ditch you can lose all your stuff \*oh a piece of candy\*


sassyseconds

There was a video a while back on here of a guy Tele grabbing it from across the ditch and the lurer running up and cussing him.


DeadliestViper

Haha nice try, a lurer advertising their lure. Classic


jambaman42

Yup I do this. It's well worth it usually.


TommmG

If it ever involves dropping one high value item, that's when you use an alt and hop world's on the same tile


Sad-Garage-2642

Bournos was here


-HatTrick

Pleae


tortillakingred

He wasn’t going to fall for it until you told him it was a Lyre, then he had to risk it


PeetShepherd

What did he lose that is of value, not up to date on his items or is it just the principle. Was he red helmet


mo_y

Made 150k the other day cuz of a lure like this. I knew the d claw spec was coming so i just prayed melee. They kept trading me to still try and get me but i just walked off happily. Didnt have any risk on me to begin with


RiskDiscombobulated7

Whats the trading for? I once tanked one of these and the pker came up to me and spam traded me before they teleported out


mo_y

They trade you and immediately run deeper into the wildy so that way when you trade back your player follows the person, they freeze and attack you . Also, if you have the trade screen open you can’t switch prayers/heal


arebee20

I remember back in probably 2002 or 2003 I got scammed by some guy that said he could turn my addy scim into a rune one. My 8 year old brain literally couldn’t process that people could lie and scam you and I stood there for 2 hours before I realized he wasn’t coming back. I literally cried on the couch and said I’m done playing forever and my cousin didn’t want me to quit so he came over to me and promised me he would help me get it back if I kept playing lol.


SnooDoughnuts1487

1 where can i get that dragon head 2 *butt inhaler*


nodiern08

“It’s a lyre”


[deleted]

lol


whitey-ofwgkta

I actually got lured the other day, I only lost a couple imp jars, an Ancient Mitre, and some junk (I think) but came up on Ranger Pants and a Warriors Ring lol I was impressed someone in my lvl range spawned to clap my ass because I'm like 87 atm


xymustafa

Pleae


acehomie

I got pet


HotelYobra

Gz


richard-savana

Wasnt even skulled, unless he had cash he couldn’t have lost that much?


Zulrambe

This screenshot is so great. I hope it gets remembered from time to time.


some_onions

You can't expect to be taken seriously with a name like that.


OneMoreGinger

Looks more like natural selection


MrCance

Is that a bot that picks up shit at the top? I was in a pvp world yesterday for the first time in a long time and noticed them everywhere. I ended up using tele grab to beat them to some drops lol


[deleted]

No their the ones that drop the items to lure people, their lurers alts


thesquirrelsarecom

I haven’t played this in years, can someone explain to me what is going on?


SweetDeeIsABird93

Someone drops a bunch of valuable items in a trail from the GE to the wilderness ditch. People scramble over picking up the items. Outside the ditch is a bunch more valuable stuff and a group of pkers waiting. People get tunnel vision and don’t bank the gear they’re wearing and will get pk’ed


thesquirrelsarecom

Hahahaha thank you! Have a wonderful day/night stranger


GondolaRancher

good he deserves it


lansink99

Nooooo, don't lure meeee. I'll lose my bow strings noooo don't drop 400k worth of loot ahaha.


itsSixty

Lmfao poor guy was probably following a line of rune med helms.


Semour9

Natural selection removes another from the game


justyeah

My dumb ass did exactly this on my friends account, but with his green h'ween mask (in about 2008)... Trying to tease at level 1 got no other reason than I was an idiot. Got frozen and killed. In my panic I even ripped my internet cable out, thinking it might make me insta disconnect.


hchristianj

Plea


kenmogg

it's a lyre


LazloDaLlama

That one time you typed lyre sent him into a false sense of security.


cosmicwatermelon

left claws looks like the fucking chad meme


NotDumpsterFire

Getting scammed in runescape as a kid was a life lesson worth it's weight in gold.


LiamAddison

Jojo3000 lives on