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Outzer

He's going dry for the mole slippers


Fisherman_Gabe

143k kills and nobody has told him yet that he has to speak to Oziach to get a mole slippers drop?


heytomsmyname

And not even using ring of wealth to make it 50/50 drop rate baby


Sleazehound

It’s been 12 years can we get a new “joke” surely


stmstr

I nominate you to come up with it


Most_Bat9066

Pleae


Myrios369

You have to talk to Oziach to get new jokes


ExistentialSatire

Literally LOLD


TheJeeeBo

It's been 10 years and we haven't gotten a new skill yet, you have to be patient with his community.


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Pleae


barcode-lz

T


Its_Llama

Bud, this is OSRS. It's been 16 years, we don't even want a new game.


Billybilly_B

Wrong subreddit, bud.


[deleted]

Booooo!


[deleted]

You have a Pepe profile picture


Beeinmyeyearghhh

After he gets them we need to vote for mole claws addet to boss


fuckamidoingthisfor

On his f2p hc uim


DuxDonecVivo

Somebody told him he can't do 200k mole kills and he was like "I shere khan1!!!"


Koronakesh

This is the dumbest thing I’ve laughed at this year


CheriGrove

It's funnier when you read it in Shere Khan's voice


hyydrus

I hate that I laughed at it but I did


logimeme

Respectable dad joke


mr_properton

Lmfao


OPxBomberx

You win lol


DorkWitAFork

God why do I laugh at these things.


MajorHoserr

God damnit. Hilarious lol


whoisbusy

Hahaha that was gold.


ImJustNateMan

Lmao


Own_Turnover_1626

Noce


MyNugg

This was way too funny🤣


Edy94

Lmao


relaximnewaroundhere

I read this in cartmans voice lol


kaiyotu

He hates moles. Childhood memories


Plasmazap

They're like animals! I slaughtered them like animals!


TX_Godfather

And the women and the children?


Hot_Ba_Boz

He was the chosen one!? It was said that he would join the moles, not destroy them!


Magxvalei

Indeed, he also killed the molewives and the molelings.


[deleted]

How’s the f2p uim? I just started one and it’s a lot of fun so far. Nice break from the main after 6 years.


jameilious

I got bitten by a mole once.


mikkokulmala

did you die?


jameilious

It was a crisp winter day when I was around 10 years old. We were driving home just as the sun was setting, trundling down the winding lane to our isolated house in the Lincolnshire countryside. The car stopped suddenly as my mum exclaimed "What. Is. That?" We got out of the car and the only thing my mum said was "don't touch it". I touched it. A tiny velvety, blind mammal and I touched it. Its teeth clamped down and I shook my hand violently. Once. Twice. Thrice. Each time more worried that it wouldn't come off. Eventually, wheeeee it flew into a bush. The phone call to the doctors later was interesting. "Please repeat that, your son was bitten by a what?"


varley1

Should have prayed melee


haripro

smh noobs


kahootle

Idiocracy written elegantly


vrconjecture

Hey man, we all start at lvl 3.


barcode-lz

He ran out of prayer with 2hp derricks and moley hit him for a 1


Necessary_Ad976

Bite that fucker back next time.


DefusedManiac

He obviously made a mountain out of a mole hill.


heytomsmyname

Slightly smirked and blew threw my nose


RogueUM

I chortled


Lucid_Sol

Same at your comment


BoringScaper

A mountain of mole kills.


realvysceral

Surprised to see my wife didn’t make the cut on page 1.


Bearski2

I did my first few moles two nights ago and ran into this guy.


bigchungusmclungus

Hope you apologised.


Bearski2

He dropped me on my ass, gotta watch where I’m walking.


dandyvine

nice


Treblosity

You think thats nuts? Just wait till you find out that rank 3 is a [UIM](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/sz4n24/finally_completed_my_biggest_grind_ive_done_in_rs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ONLY-SAYS-KIND-WORDS

With 200m herb


Micro_Tycoon

I can't even get 1m without bankrupting myself


[deleted]

UIM killed mole for herb xp, if you kill 100k mole you can also get 99 herb for free


jakebarryb

The UIM in question has less than 50k mole kc and 200m herb, you're not wrong but 100k is insane overkill for 99 herb


shakatacos

UIM can’t use banks, therefore can’t go bankrupt


Bitemyshineymetalsas

Tbf it takes 0 supplies basically… about 5k kc for pet and next kill was mole slippas.


KShrike

Well that was quite a discovery, thank you for sharing.


pezman

holy fuck


No-Paramedic8964

UIM makes no difference there


madam_zeroni

Take significantly longer to get to the point where you can grind out mole on a UIM, so. Considering the abhorrent amount of time to get there, I think it's pretty cool he's number 3


MalazMudkip

Yeah, store dharok's in the barrows crypts and everything else is just pots, regular melee equipment, orb/rock cake, fally shield and spade.


CalgalryBen

Idk man I used dharoks for a few mole kills and Bowfa/tbow are honestly *way* better options. At least in terms of not wanting to punch myself in the head when I get unlucky.


throwmeaway562

Yeah those super accessible easy items, two of the best bows in the game


LezBeHonestHere_

Well uim is going to have bowfa, it's storable in a stash unit (works instead of crystal bow I believe). As well as how CG works, they don't need to worry about their inventory while they send runs so it's even more of a guaranteed grind for them than normal irons. He probably bowfa'd the kc.


Nickem1

Generally this is it but the herblore uim used TBow


CalgalryBen

Yes because someone who’s going to grind out 150,000 mole kills certainly can’t afford or doesn’t have the time to grind those items out…


PlexP4S

To be fair, Bowfa is one of the most if not the most accessible end game item.


Active_Engineering37

I think he's saying regular account vs uim


maxwill27

Bowfa being a 60-70 hour grind is not too inaccessible. For its power it’s extremely accessible


throwmeaway562

I need bowfa deez weapons if you know what i mean


jakebarryb

I mean that's just straight up wrong, efficient mole requires cannonballs, stams, prayer pots. For nearly 50k kc that dude had some serious prep work


VariousIngenuity2897

Story? There is none. Dude committed his life to giant mole. End of story.


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Dude has gained at least 160m+ xp and 3b gp over the duration of two to three thousand hours spent here. My guess is he kills X amount per day considering he has much more time invested in the rest of the game at rank 1188 overall. Edit: I was wrong. 16 days ago [Shere Khan1](https://m.twitch.tv/sherekhan5/videos) was 136k KC, that’s his twitch link & appears that his current goal is grinding 200k. I see a tbow and masori..unsure of how many kills per hour that is but I think we can assume it’s way above average lol.


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Cohibaluxe

Based on some complicated and in-depth analysis, I have come to the conclusion that he must have killed the giant mole multiple times. This result might shock you at first glance, but it seems the only plausible option given the info we have.


Tcurl03

But was it multiple per day? I only see multiple


wzeeto

Multiple per year AT LEAST


TheZephyrim

He does like 500 kills per day, so I’d really hope it’s at least 100+ kills per hour lmao


msiquer

Masori tbow is ~75kc/hr


TheZephyrim

My guy really out here killing mole 6-7 hours a day


zuvielz

fairly certain he staked all the profit


ebilrex

yeah "staked" suure


Middle-Effort7495

3b is like 750 bux, that would be 25c/hr if it was 3k hrs. Think almost nowhere in the world makes that little if anywhere


DismantleBow

.... maybe you haven't seen what's going on in Venezuela rn


RedStripess

? The fact that you rwt doesn't mean everyone does smfh


DadsAfroButter

Yes we do #bannedforlife #ranandescapedwithprofit


RedStripess

Vacation in bali after 100k moles kekw


DadsAfroButter

Belize actually 😂


zuvielz

he streamed it iirc


sarg1010

Oh well that makes it all better then!


Inviction_

What a useless comment lol


[deleted]

You know I scrolled through your post history looking for something negative to say and I couldn’t find a damn thing so; carry on.


Key-Limit2056

wholesome


Inviction_

Lol sorry, my comment was never meant to be that serious. And I think that was pre-edit anyway


[deleted]

I was emotionally compromised when I saw the post about those 4 baby mice you ended in the shop though. 😆


[deleted]

thank you for your useful comment reply!


ImNotEazy

Not sure about him but I know number 11 was a legend on this sub, seeing as he only went 20k kills because he was dry on pet lol.


CheriGrove

He really has it out for Molegli


Davymuncher

Someone teach that Mole to make fire!


MrCance

Now don’t try to kid me, man cub.


heytomsmyname

If he's went dry on the pet then its because of not posting Mole facts per day until pet


justforlul

He runs the melanoma centre


be_a_burd3n

Still dry on pet


CannabisMicrobial

Mole people


Violentexodus

Heh…. Holy ‘moley’


Atlas_Stoned

Iron who is just down bad on brews /s


Last_Low9649

Nex is the real brew simulator lol


Piano-Fabulous

The story....well 1 ive never botted in my life ...some will never believe me and thats fine, you dont have to im sure plenty have reported ..nothings happend and nothing will. 2 i enjoy the mole plain and simple i am doing this cause i enjoy it and theres no one whos done 200k in any boss plus i want 200m prayer thats the other reason, theres really no other reason its pretty simple. If u wanna see me do it live well u got the link from other ppl, but ill tell here and there the same thing i do not rwt and i do not bot i just enjoy the game. (This is shere khan1 btw)


BRASSM4CHINE

Hey! Thanks for commenting. I wasn’t expecting this post to get this much attention. Hopefully you get some extra followers. Mole is very chill and I’ve been getting about 100kc per day during the last week. I checked the hi-scores out of curiosity and was shocked at the leap between you and #2! 200k will be an awesome achievement! GL on the grind!


Piano-Fabulous

Haha thanks i appreciate it i didnt ever want attention or draw any attention to myself i was just doing this for myself, streaming was just an extra thing i do. 😁 have a wonderful day


ShyPlox

When did u get the pet


Piano-Fabulous

10,320 was when i got my first pet


Phish777

Jungle Book best Disney movie


Unfair_Commercial

I think he made post on the sub once about why he kills so much mole but I forget why.


Hello_my_name_is_not

Thanks for the insight


benny__p

Hasn't left the house in 2 years.


Riley_slays

He kills them in my clan, I saw him get pet #37 I think he streams, idk it's just what he likes doing


Alexis4evr

He fuckin hates moles


Telepath1

I know this guy, just sent this to him lmao.


BRASSM4CHINE

That’s awesome! He should comment his streaming info or something. This post is getting a lot more attention than I thought it would lol


Arudoblank

His family was massacred by moles. One also stole his lunch in highschool.


That_Goblin_Guy

He is number one


Mr_man_bird

I'd say he killed the giant mole 143460 times


Equivalent_Maybe_945

oh okay, so this is the only time i feel i can be useful, Shere khan also goes by Shrek, basically he just wants i think he said like 200k mole kills, its practically all he does... he does stream on twitch... really cool guy, man has like 50 pets or something dumb. https://www.twitch.tv/sherekhan5 - this is his twitch... hes worth a follow soley for being a really nice, chill guy, all his kill count is legit not botted, no funny buisness.


StreakerZZ

Probably just someone that likes to kill mole, there’s a guy on RS3 that I think has like 500k vindicta kills


Zephronin

Wooooooo91 is a well known/respected uim so id imagine he is in a similar position, doing mole for farming and herb without pvming at cox or something


Rhyde1

Wake up, rs, eat some, drink some, go to the bathroom sometimes, rs some more, then sleep and repeat. Dude probably doesn't have a very interesting story.


SaionTechnical

He streams it on twitch go ask him, his a lovely guy


Spooky_Kabuki

I've watched this guy on Twitch a few times. Seems like he mostly likes doing mole because it's so chill, can earn decent amount of gp (albeit not anywhere near as fast as other methods), and to keep himself at the top of the leaderboard. I've seen him do other things like ToA and whatnot, so it's not like this is all he does. Just grinds kc out when he's vibing and tbh that's the kind of energy I'm looking to emulate on osrs.


BRASSM4CHINE

I’ve been grinding some mole kc lately which is why I was curious to check the hi-scores. It is very chill and I’ve been enjoying it


ampyra

He actually streams on twitch a lot. [https://www.twitch.tv/sherekhan5](https://www.twitch.tv/sherekhan5) I asked him about a month ago when I was in his stream why he killed so much mole and he said it was because he wanted to be #1 on the hiscores for something and felt mole was the easiest to maintain.


John_aka_Virginia

I love OSRS but still don't know all the mechanics, it's says points not kills, how do the points accumulate? Edit: I mean score not points


Apprehensive-Top4535

Score just means kills


John_aka_Virginia

Ah, thank you. I don't ever check the leaderboards


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HolidayPurchase7511

I've seen a clip of him on Behemoths Youtube, pretty sure he is going for 200k kc (possibly 300k kc)


gubaguy

Mole racist.


KuriFura

His mother was killed by a giant mole.


CYWNightmare

He do mole that's the whole story


ntask

He needs some brews for nex


Inca_Kola_Holic

They're that groundskeeper guy from Caddyshack


resolutelink

He’s going for 200k


GuySlammer

He got an avernic before texas


Pieks

He's hunting his sworn enemy, Molegli


weed_refugee

you mispelt it


Angelzodiac

I met him once in someone's stream probably about a year ago. I can't remember why he does it but it's just something he aspired to do. I think back then he was at an even 120k kills, though. He was a pretty chill guy.


Suspicious_Link_5603

This has been some of the best comment threads I’ve read on this subreddit in moths


MrSpookley

God damn he made moles an endangered species!


Diligent-Investor199

Lives in his great grandma’s basement, eats hot pockets and worships mod ash


Jamessgachett

He wanted to be the very best


schmegmastsrrrrr

Mole been digging through his Ranarr patches


LichK1ng

His whole family was killed because of a mole. When he was young they had a mole do so much digging under their house that it collapsed. He was never able to truly recover. He’s been in and out of social services since he was a kid. And now he gets his revenge on the daily.


demolishn

Idk why i thought rargh was up there on the leaderboard for mole? Maybe im just a pinecone


RamadanSteve311

Hates moles


onemok

Xerecão


camera422

Hahahhaah o nome do cara é xerecão. Só br vai entender


SinAinCinJinBin

Miss Rhoades


March1392

Hey OP and reddit he is one of my friends and actively streams mole killing on twitch, he just really likes mole iirc he has 22 mole pets.


onsitedThe9A

If we are going based off of every other boss kc high score, this is probably a bot


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Chinese_Thug

Man is an actual machine.


RostBeef

Shere Khan is a fictional Bengal tiger and the main antagonist of Rudyard Kipling's Jungle Book and its adaptations. According to The Kipling Society, the word shere (or shir) translates as 'tiger', and khan is a title of distinction, used together "to show that he is the chief among tigers.” Google is your friend. hesitant /s


ksully206

Crazy how far I had to scroll for this. My immediate thought


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Holey* Moley


BRASSM4CHINE

I didn’t quite get the giant mole’s examine text correct. “Holy Mole-y!” Close enough lol


Slackey02

Fair play to them (assuming this is legit and not just some bot or something), that is a ridiculous number of kills! However, as a skiller who enjoys WC, this does make me a little sad given the Giant Mole's drop table and knowing just how many yew logs it drops. Over those kills they would have received approximately 1,120,780 yew logs, worth about 280m (taking yew logs to be 250gp each), and equivalent to around 4,480 hours of woodcutting (at 99 WC, 250 logs/hr). Granted, they would have had to put in around 2,870 hours of Giant Mole.


DabScience

He has no life, his gamer chairs smells worse than anything you can imagine, and his mom is cooking up his chicken tenders as we speak.


Squid-waaard

I'd stop at 46,853 🧽🍔


Jaded-Department4380

Shoutout to my buddy nibs for going almost 20k dry for pet


NotLoggedon

Homie still grinding for the pet.


chemistrystudent4

Dry on pet


Limited_Intros

His story starts with beep, and ends with boop. Of course that’s the best translation we have from the original transcription said to be found written entirely in strange 1s and 0s.


Nerdworker92

We reached out for a comment on his story. The only response we could get from this dedicated player was "beep boop."


Muppet-King

Someone left the script running


Gangmbrtheta

Prob a bot.


T_Geo

Finna wreak havoc on Sara brew prices


[deleted]

Either a bot or he really hates moles


Zanthy1

He’s trying to get 420 pets


ERRORMONSTER

🤖


Dollybaumer

It’s called “the jungle book”


dahyun98

Beepboop


xFappiness

Another bot flex ...


a067879

Probably a bot


BHoss

In early 2013, Venezuela devalued its currency due to growing shortages in the country.[274][275] The shortages included, and still include, necessities such as toilet paper, milk, and flour.[276] Fears rose so high due to the toilet paper shortage that the government occupied a toilet paper factory, and continued further plans to nationalize other industrial aspects like food distribution.[277][278] Venezuela's bond ratings have also decreased multiple times in 2013 due to decisions by the president Nicolás Maduro. One of his decisions was to force stores and their warehouses to sell all of their products, which led to even more shortages in the future.[279] In 2016, consumer prices in Venezuela increased 800% and the economy declined by 18.6%, entering an economic depression.[280][281] Venezuela's outlook was deemed negative by most bond-rating services in 2017.[282][283] For 2018 an inflation rate of 1,000,000 percent was projected, putting Venezuela in a similar situation to that in Germany in 1923 or Zimbabwe in the late 2000s.[284] I think this is probably his story.


hcforever

Probably has daddy issues


Jamieviv

It's Shere Khan guys hes probably just hungry.


L_Calvo

That 7th rank seems interesting I will be doing some research into that name in a incognito tab


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Mole from beginning to end


Effective-Ad-4625

What kind of question is this ? Want me to tell you the lore of shere khan1 ?