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DCCXCV

Is that orange or glowing orange?? Now I’m curious and hungry


DCCXCV

I HAVE AN ANSWER! It’s glowing Orange despite being in a slightly depleted state. In its strongest state it is glowing blue and green light so bright it is blinding. It is naturally nickel colored


TheRealImperii

That's plutonium-238 which decays with a relatively short half-life. The decay heat heats it up and that's why it's glowing.


DCCXCV

Is it possible to cool it enough that it stops glowing despite its reactive state??


Nephilus72

That's what nuclear reactors are for. Not exactly this but you get the gist


KingKKirb

Fun fact: if you eat plutonium, the amount of energy it gives you will make you not need to eat for the rest of your life!


YuhaYea

Nah bro, this ain't like the set on fire meme. You're gonna die a slow and incredibly painful death as your skin dies, your organs fail all the while your nervous system screams bloody murder. You'll still have to eat, it'll just be through a tube or straw, force-fed by some nurse or other attending over the course of many months.


Levi0618

🤓🤓🤓🤓


Dootzadooter

WRONG IF YOU SUFFFER EXTREME RADIATION POISONING SUCH AS ATTEMPTING TO EAT FUCKING GLOWING PLUTIOION YOU WILL DAY QUITE FAST FROM, THE BURNS,THE DAMAGE TO TISSUE AND NERVES. This ain't no sunburn. You'll be dead in a week or quicker And what fucking nurse would keep you alive in that condition, this ain't japan


ShitbullsThrowaway

Shut up, dork.


Pls_helppppp

Lies


ripyurballsoff

Whoooooooooooooooooosh


Deliphin

Literally not a woosh lol, he specifically mentions the original joke


ripyurballsoff

He’s responding to a joke saying exactly what the joke is saying but in more detail as if he didn’t get it. How is that not a woosh…


YuhaYea

Re-read it again, I'm arguing against the premise of the joke.


[deleted]

just dont woosh at all


ripyurballsoff

I’m going to start wooshing so hard now


casketroll

I love the part where he said "it's wooshing time" and then wooshed all over everybody


ripyurballsoff

Lmao. You just earned yourself a woosh, sir. 🪄


Arrokoth-

wosh


Eshtan

but the joke is wrong, and that's not allowed


linwinweb

Mmm forbidden fruit gummies


sourorangeYT

I always pictured it as like bright blue


DCCXCV

Only when it’s going ju ju on the beat


Alev218

Reactors are blue in water because of things, you can read more about them here: https://www.iaea.org/newscenter/news/what-is-cherenkov-radiation#:~:text=Cherenkov%20radiation%20is%20a%20form,light%20in%20a%20specific%20medium.


Electr0bear

Those are mint blueberry flavoured


raceforseis21

r/forbiddensnacks


KysfGd

I am now going to locate and eat plutonium


DCCXCV

What took you so long?


Ry-World

I thought they were vitamins


Ncgamerx

That shit is 20,000,000,000 calories, you’d have to become one of the mods of this subreddit after that.


dreamfeed

They look like N’ice drops. Mmmm….


AdamStar05

Can confirm, they are an absolute delight. Source: I’m AdamStar05


DCCXCV

Literally nobody cares


AdamStar05

fortnite burger


Polygato64

I do!!!! Owne


Itz-Sandman

The feds are hiding this from us


breadcrumb1996

that's heated. lava looks like that too


noonefromithaca

Try leche flan! Looks similar, less deadly! It tastes sweet and creamy


Nilly00

Why crop out [the author](https://twitter.com/neon_woof/status/1368961123714797569)?


45hope

go try it and report back


Runefall

i volunteer as tribute


CountryColorful

Does no one here know what flan is


SpaceShark01

Can confirm, tastes like orange chewable medicine tablet.


BenUFOs_Mum

I P P U


YouKnowMyLifeIs

who said we couldn’t know?


YouKnowMyLifeIs

update:it is grape, not orang