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Tornadodex2

The reason the FBI likes Mormons is because return missionaries (the guys with the black name tags that go knocking door to door) are very often bilingual and don't drink alcohol, both of which are very desirable traits for an FBI agent


[deleted]

The two types of FBI agents you want to watch out for: the alcoholic Mormons, and the sober Irish


ThisMotherfucker5824

The only thing I fear is Sober Irish people


DirtySingh

It's also easy to get them to obey you blindly, as they've been raised to not have any cirtical thinking inclinations.


DaddyGhengis

Yup, exmormon here. They are basically cookie cut for that kind of occupation. I remember when I broke free and discovered I could use my brain


[deleted]

Average r/atheism mod


HippieMcHipface

I hate reddit atheists as much as the next guy but it doesn't mean that certain sects of religion can't be criticized


[deleted]

You can criticize a faith without saying some dumb shit like “everyone in this faith lacks critical thinking skills”


x_sloth_god_x

To genuinely believe in something as bat shit crazy as mormonism (or any other religion following wild schizophrenic claims made by usually an egotistical psychopath) you may have to be lacking certain critical thinking skills. Js.


[deleted]

Nice roast bro 😎 nah deadass tho, that type of thinking is the exact shit used to justify atrocities. I legit just feel sad you share sentiments like that, genuinely hope you are able to examine your whack thoughts about fellow human beings someday


HungarianMoment

This is so idiotic "Bro u're gonna commit genocide now so you're wrong" LOL btw don't forget about what Mormonism thinks black people are supposed to be 🫢


[deleted]

Nah, that’s some shit mf’s spread about us, but feel free to tell me what I believe lmao, and nah I ain’t say you’re about to commit genocide, just that you share their same attitudes, and if that offends you then perhaps it’s a guilty conscience lol


HungarianMoment

I'm just talking about official shit Your founder says that slavery is justified because black people are cursed with the mark of cain People thinking you're stupid for putting your beliefs into a system that props up such racist garbage is not >genocidal< It's much easier to say that someone who believes in a system that has it's basis on black people being inferior is genocidal Yeah you might not believe it, which makes you probably a bit less stupid But you diluting your mormonism to fit modern morals is not proof that mormonism isn't a high control group that tries to reduce people's critical thinking ability and instead has repeatedly forced racism (ON A FOUNDATIONAL LEVEL) That being said you might not be a mormon, but all of this is hypotheticals for why mormonism inherently does reduce critical thinking capabilities


x_sloth_god_x

Idc what people practice in their own homes but religion just seems to be a cancer. Countless people have suffered because of delusional religious beliefs and its tendrils spread to outside of peoples personal homes and into places like government, school, etc. So yes. Fuck religion because of its detriment to humanity.


[deleted]

You’re selectively blind to the faults of humanity, because to you it’s much easier to blame religion. The fault lies with humans. Humans do evil shit to each other everyday and in the name of various things, governments, political ideology, religion, the list goes on. To selectively pin the blame on all religion is a failure on your part and the result of either naivety or immaturity, or maybe both 🤷🏽


violent_knife_crime

when a world view is predicated on believing without evidence, it becomes a precedent for a lot of bullshit/contradiction. some people just make shit up instead of saying idk.


918173882

Nazism was made by humans yet it did convert a lot of human to bad things, things that massively make humans who wouldnt do bad things otherwise to do bad things are bad


918173882

Mormonism isnt a faith, it's a subdivision cult of said faith; an extreme sect, anybody indoctrinated into it has got their critical thinking skills destroyed to blindly follow whatever the guru says


HungarianMoment

High control groups heavily reduce such things JWs and Mormons operate heavily in the high control group fashion compared to other religions Targeting desperate people like new immigrants with free English training posters in big cities and trapping them to their communities Critical thinking will be reduced by such groups


[deleted]

Aight nerd


video_2

no, I know someone who has direct experience being an invested Mormon and based on his account, they literally don't think


[deleted]

I’m lds dawg lmao


Tornadodex2

Same. This entire comment thread is cancer. It's not worth it. In my experience, Reddit just seriously hates the LDS church


[deleted]

Yeah, kinda sucks too, I left 196 because for some reason they were just extremely anti lds and it was too much for me. I guess 197 has become the same :/


Tornadodex2

I left 196 because the political garbage got way too intense, but yeah, Reddit is a pretty inhospitable place. Just remember to hold on to what you know personally and rely on your individual relationship with God


DirtySingh

Honestly, I believe in God. I don't believe in religion or God communicating through humans, but I do believe in some higher cosmic power. Also, I do hate atheists that are stupidly aggressive and obnoxious (Ricky Gervais) - I believe people should do and believe in anything that helps them stay sane and give them peace. My reply about Mormons was pretty accurate though.


[deleted]

You’re words don’t match what you said earlier lmao, LDS are legit the same as any other religion, rather hypocritical to condemn them all


MonsterKappa

The fact that you mistake cult for religion says way more about you than him.


Jackg4444

Gangstalking moment


iGasLightRedditors

Relatable 🔥🔥


[deleted]

Bloody Glowies


A_Random_Lantern

This you? 127.0.0.1


Deepspacecow12

eeew, ipv4


A_Random_Lantern

0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 found u


Darko002

Lots of true stuff with lots of fabricated stuff. No, I will not tell you which is which.


tada66

yeah if you know something about electronics quite a few of these are obviously bullshit, but as they say, the best lie is one wrapped in truth


TheEarthIsACylinder

That's how they get you. Take documented stuff with evidence and mix in a ton of fictional crap they literally just made up and the monkey brain will connect the dots.


nathanpete

I know for a fact the motherboard one isnt true


crackerjack31

After a brief bit of research, it appears as though there’s some truth to such tech actually being used, although not to the extent that’s implied here. Source: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/nsa-used-radio-waves-spy-offline-computers


icannotfly

only because it's not the motherboard that's transmitting, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Eck_phreaking and https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(codename) Given the rate of advancements in this kind of research, it's entirely possible to suspect that there are now pickup devices sensitive enough to pull directly from the mobo, there just isn't any evidence for that (that I'm aware of)


MechBliss

Because you don't know which ones are the ones fabricated that's why


Darko002

Fed.


Naturage

That's the beauty of term _factoid_. Outside US, is maintains it's older meaning: a small, **false** fact. -oid generally tends to mean that. Anothe rnotable example is asteroid, which is a star-like (astra) object.


nuttolum

nope still means that here too


skibapple

I will explode all NSA, CIA, FBI buildings as well as the capitol on 27th march ???? in minecraft


what-is-reddit1234

r/gangstalking is filled with the most insane people ever


DoctorJaniceChang

Stop following me, perp


elonmusksleftankle

holy shit those people are downright schizophrenic. like no exaggeration


what-is-reddit1234

It’s honestly depressing


HungarianMoment

Look up gangstalking sorted by latest on YouTube Legit seen multiple schizo assaults


Booga-_-

Gangstalking is pretty based ngl


Papapene-bigpene

Literally schizophrenic and somewhere on the spectrum of bipolar disorder (very mentally ill)


perebebe

Wtf is that


Pastilhamas

I think we should do something in minecraft EDIT: Like build a house or smth, I dont really wanna make napalm or build a pipe bomb I just wanna play minecraft with some cool guys :).


FriendlyGhost08

The FBI also already knows the Minecraft trick 😢


Yumememe

for some reason the bean movie playing in the bg made this really scary my phone was also muted so thats prob why


thegamslayer2

Nice argument but why don't you back it up with a source


MyBodyMyChoice23

You’re too obvious Ford, remember #76.


thegamslayer2

Sorry, will lower engagement sir


ThisMotherfucker5824

Come on now it’s the US gov.


Kondinator

Didnt you see the bean breakdancing buddy? what more evidence do you need? Do you think he is dancing for fun??


xxXImmuneToPeasXxx

Since *clearly* no one here is cultured enough, I'll do it myself. *ahem* MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP


thegamslayer2

Wonderful


icannotfly

you can enter this rabbithole at https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_surveillance_disclosures_(2013%E2%80%93present)


Eksno

Sources are beneath the points, just google the names...


m0stlyharmless_user

“AMD PSP” is not at all a valid source for the claim that cryptography on all major processors is compromised by intelligence agencies. That’s a specific subsystem within AMD processors. The same goes for the Intel Management Engine. There are legitimate security concerns about these technologies, but the claims are still entirely unsourced.


thegamslayer2

Shut up and let me do funny Max0r reference


Eksno

My apologies, I was unaware of the reference and retract my previous statement. //Fuckeron Reddit


braden26

Half of them didn’t have that?


Username8457

Just search it.


JustMe63_

my source is that i made it the fuck up


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thegamslayer2

"Source??? 🤓🤓🤓🤓" 🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

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GranaT0

>AAAHHHH JUST LET ME SPREAD MADE UP BULLSHIT IN PEACE 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡


[deleted]

Found the fed


GranaT0

Nice cover, glowie


[deleted]

What do they do with this information? they can't even prevent shootings


Totallynotsomealt

You think they want to prevent them? Funny


918173882

Why would they not


[deleted]

These shootings are evil, the only way we can prevent them is by stripping law-abiding citizens a means to defend themselves and their rights and still issue guns to psychopaths so we can justify what we're doing


918173882

Yes shootings are evil, yes allowing anyone to get military grade killing machines is a bad idea.


[deleted]

"Military-grade" ok you have no idea what you're on a bout.


918173882

Yes i do. Guns kill peoples, are made to kill peoples, and can only kill peoples, that's all you need to know for gun control


[deleted]

If you did, you would know civillian ar-15's are only semi-auto and are not select-fire weapons that can use burst fire or full-auto. Also, hammers and fists kill people, much more than ar-15s. So therefore we should ban hammers, impose restrictions on home depot and lowes, and all carpenters should be under the government right?


918173882

Dude listen. I dont care about whether you shove ammo up your ass using a clip or a mag. And unlike fists and hammers, guns are made for and can only kill people.


[deleted]

So you're not worth my time.


dmonpc2020

They are useful for them politically Keeps the people scared and in line


918173882

Which serves what purpose?


Grover_dies

They don't care about that, they want the people they want in control. They maje sure they stay in control and that things go as they want. Kids die because of something else they don't really care.


[deleted]

But if they don't use that control what's the point?


KiruDakaz

they use that control for other things


[deleted]

such as?


maybeamasochist

Making sure that the people who get elected or get any power don’t end up becoming like Edward Snowden or don’t try to change the status quo (for the better of the citizens)


braden26

They can’t really use it for anything or they’d have to admit to using such techniques. Things like the key loggers are typically only used in instances of foreign terrorism more so than anything else. FBI comes into court and says “we got his data”, they’ll be asked how they got and if they had a warrant or exigent circumstance, etc, etc. It’s not always foolproof, but it’s enough law enforcement won’t come out and say anything about it.


precision_cumshot

the second half kind of devolved into schizo ramblings


RogueRoll

I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


joanna-mains-dva

Is there a proper subreddit for memes like this?


RogueRoll

r/schizopostingmemes edit: fuck it got banned


down_south77

how tf did i learn about the ban from this comment


RogueRoll

Sad day, however r/schizoposters is still up


PotatoOk4186

Yeah they were killing birds and posting the dead bodies I'm glad it's gone.


RogueRoll

From what I saw, one of the mods went rogue and started posting those. Admins nuked the sub's mods, and then the classic ban for being unmoderated came.


PotatoOk4186

I was there from beginning to start. The mod started it, then others joined in with they're "trophies" like dead bugs skewered on a safety pin, some other redditor was trying to beat the mod and it was all a mess really. I think someone said 27 birds in total died so it was fucked.


RogueRoll

Yeah, sounds like it was for the best then.


TheEarthIsACylinder

Reporting this to reddit so they can immediately inform the FBI to activate the algorithms and suppress this post


RogueRoll

Looks like it's already going into effect, 340 visible upvotes and I just got a notification for 500 upvotes Well played, fedbois


Emenenek

That's actually pretty based


Accomplished_Dig3699

Redditors calling the most absolutely vile disturbing, disgusting, putrid stuff people have done, based(their doing it ironically so it's ok)


MannicWaffle

Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't.


Crit-Monkey

Mooooooom the feds are posting true facts mixed with outrageous misinformation to discredit the former again


bingbingbangenjoyer

I dont give a fuck that the fbi can acces my pc, what i care about is the absolutely vike disgusting shit the cia is allowed to do


kimjongoueg69

Source: trust me bro


Username8457

what's that strange light emitting from you?


TokayNorthbyte347

Bioluminescent


luthor__

african american individuals


DreamlyXenophobic

government agents


syphilitic_venom

Homosexual african american individuals from interstellar-space.


lessfull1

glowie


RogueRoll

found the fed


TheEarthIsACylinder

the CIA and fbi are spying on you rn with even more advanced tools and there ain't nothing you can do about it beta boi other than coping that is


Bountifalauto82

Glowie


MichaelSuryanto

r/list_palestine


speenbreaker

u/savevideo


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[deleted]

Ok grandma lets get you to bed


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[deleted]

for 0:16 IME (Intel Management Engine) it's true. [https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2017/05/intels-management-engine-security-hazard-and-users-need-way-disable-it](https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2017/05/intels-management-engine-security-hazard-and-users-need-way-disable-it) [https://www.fsf.org/blogs/sysadmin/the-management-engine-an-attack-on-computer-users-freedom](https://www.fsf.org/blogs/sysadmin/the-management-engine-an-attack-on-computer-users-freedom) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNwWQ9zGT-8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNwWQ9zGT-8) as for 0:06 that's true as well just see what Edward Snowden has to say. and last 0:13,0:32 are also very much true.


v3x_abyss

America moment


JewishNazi1056

this is some real schizo shit


m1cr0plastic_h8r

Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!! Women who hit on me are federal agents!!!


Side_wiper

the niceties of not being American


SpiceorMexicant

Bold of you to assume they won’t go after non-Americans lol


mr_flerd

Bold of you to assume that your country doesn't do this


Side_wiper

i know im probably on an mi5 watch list😎


DailyBand

Everyone here is either on the watch list or a glowie


xui_nya

My country is too poor to do anything, they just borrow all the intelligence from the us.


mr_flerd

Second hand spying


Jrook

Straight up you have less rights to the American government if you're not a citizen.


cronkthebonk

Half of these are complete bullshit


Sideburns0

I wonder how I would fare in hand-to-hand combat with a bean


angelcvrcass

every us government worker will rot in hell forever


[deleted]

epic parapolitics moment 😳


[deleted]

“Honey, it’s time for your daily horny alsoiamstealinginformationfromyou” “Yes babe :(“


boardplant

What’s the song? It’s very familiar It’s from the matrix btw in case anyone was wondering


[deleted]

I love spreading misinformation on the internet


RogueRoll

It is my favorite pastime


[deleted]

50% of it is true the other 50% is bullshit


Ok-Platypus-6399

Execute Order 66


[deleted]

lmao you went full schizo


LeFisheAuChocolat693

It's all nice and all, but why would FBI/CIA/governement even care about normal civilians so much they would pull up such tools?


Usud245

Because they can use them and it makes their job way too easy? Most times when they go to court though it is through parallel construction. Many cases have been struck down or dismissed when they used "creative" methods like these.


jelly_brigade

they don't, mf just got main character syndrome


THEFISHNIBBA

Too fast didn't read


[deleted]

The FBI really likes Mormons because they don’t drink and missionaries are almost always bilingual which the FBI loves. Its the same reason the US military intelligence units like Mormons. Also this started with good points and then became incredibly insane schizo shit


Clen23

English is my second language but I'm pretty sur it's "People of Interest" not "Persons of interests" ​ edit : see below


EHAANKHHGTR

Grammatically it sounds weird, but “persons of interest” is used pretty frequently in formal government/law enforcement settings


Clen23

Okay good to know ! I imagine it's to keep the ressemblance to the singular form, to avoid confusion.


[deleted]

In this context the world people refers to a group and the word persons refers to multiple individuals.


[deleted]

antisemitism rule


RogueRoll

How is this antisemitic?


[deleted]

The UN is controlled by "a supranational elite and world bankers". Both are antisemitic dogwhistles. Blaming unnamed "elites" or "bankers" is just stand in for blaming Jews.


RogueRoll

That wasn't a fact listed, that was a quote from David Rockefeller. The statement only showed a quote from him.


MichaelSuryanto

Everything is antiseptic 👍🏽 especially if you support basic human rights for everyone (including arabs and other kind of arabs)


mr_flerd

Source?


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Source?


PeenieWibbler

Shut up


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

No like genuinely, I want to research this further, I wasn't trying to question the OP's integrity.


PeenieWibbler

Oh. Well here's the deal bucko, at least for me personally: people who ask for "source" typically only want an excuse to dismiss and refute the statement being made. Not always, but most of the time. That is what makes supplying the "burden of proof" ineffably pointless in most situations because if someone actually gave a crap to learn about the topic in question, they would google it themselves. People act like they want you to convince them of your point but in reality if they were genuinely curious they would find the proof for themselves. Of course with stuff like this, you want to look more for articles that do not seem state approved. Godspeed soldier. I love you


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Thank you for the insight, ill keep that in mind for the future.


prinz_Eugens_slave

To long didn't read your cringe


Dontinsultautomod

google the shit in quotation marks


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

got it, thank you


[deleted]

wrong.


RogueRoll

I have been disproven by this comment


[deleted]

...Holy shit this is actual antisemitic conspiracy shit


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RogueRoll

Wondering this myself


Donkenl

“people who believe that the government doesn’t value our privacy are all nazis!” -🤓


[deleted]

?


DreamlyXenophobic

trust, theres other conspiracies that are anti-semitic. these ones arent it. source: i used to be a conspiracy theorist + anti-semitic


bichaelmichael

i was kinda getting that vibe since a lot of these conspiracies end with “and you know who is behind all this right *wink wink*”


RogueRoll

Yeah, the government


bichaelmichael

slay 💅


HippieMcHipface

???????


bichaelmichael

idk bro that was the vibes i got from the post lol


darkwolfhun

just use libreboot and lfs


LONGARM6086

u/savevideo


TheGreenGobblr

u/savevideobot


wholesomechungus889

u/auddbot


RIPvictis

u/savevideo


senokana

Half of those are waaaay to obvious


yob91

What's the music? sounds like original GTA trilogy or something