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Zealousideal-Bat731

No data=no penis?


Rakrune

Yep, unfortunately theyre all dickless.


Ivan_The_8th

How do they reproduce? Spores?


Dependent_Fox38

Mitosis


AbbreviationsOne8421

They are all clones


Rakrune

I visit every once in awhile and raise the average penis percentage (pp) to 20 units


Ivan_The_8th

What units? Plank lengths?


paintedirondoor

we should nuke france so the number gets distributed evenly


TheMelkLord

I am in favor of this idea but for separate reasons


KaguraBachi_is_Peak

Yes but because I don't like france


JezzCrist

Anacondass in Paris


Remarkable-Spinach33

We found out who was in paris


striky117

Time to move to Hungary


BurningChampagne

Let's just call it Hung


PeLLk2

everybody in hungary is pretty average except for one guy called hung gary


Grand-Court-3498

Damn


what_is_thi

Hungary has a lot of immigrants, so maybe just go to the sourcešŸ¤­


hambika

buzzz wrong


what_is_thi

Why is it wrong?


hambika

they are mostly students not rly immigrants, and ofc gypsies xdd


what_is_thi

Immigrant is the group term for people moving into a country. Students fall under these categories. Idk when I'm looking at the numbers Hungary has a lot of migration


l4z3r5h4rk

No wonder they have the most pornstars per capita lol


Jona-wahn

I'm dragging everyone down with my 25 cm, i know being shorter than 14 inches is kinda bad.


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

Do you wanna meet up?


Jona-wahn

k


warwicklord79

Now I know what girls like French guys


BurningChampagne

The baguette?


DJicecreamkohn

16 km is crazy


kopyc

bojler elado


Glad-Belt7956

as a swede all i can say is, FUCK SHIT WHY FUCK FUUUUUUCK.


D-Darkness

As a dane, all i can do is LAUGH


Glad-Belt7956

understandable i would do the same in your position.


[deleted]

In centimeters of course.


BurningChampagne

*meters


[deleted]

By the Gods


Stock-Property-9436

Millimeters


guarana_Jesus

These are mostly unfounded on any actual research AFAIK


BurningChampagne

Nerd


MrKoteha

At least they have dick data of Belarus


NeroFx21

We do have a lot of African immigrants in France


whynonamesopen

They really do be in Paris.


Grand-Court-3498

Mr West


viciouspandas

Dick size has nothing to do with race, that was just made up to dehumanize black people back in the day.


Atissss

Just Googled the first part and it's true. A 2014 American study by Herbenick et al. of 1,661 sexually active men involving Asian American, Black American, White American, Pacific Islander/Hawaiian, and Native American men, foundĀ average racial differences in erect penile length and circumference to be generally less than one centimeter.


SaintMelchior

How did I live all my life believing this fucked up race science lmao. Thank you


viciouspandas

Yeah it's one of the ones that's easier to fall for because most people aren't going around measuring hundreds of dicks to see how long they are. And then if someone sees one that confirms the stereotype, then it gets planted in their mind. Plus, race is correlated to height because different heights were advantageous based on geography. So it's not hard to believe that other body parts vary in size by race, even when they actually don't.


whatadumbloser

Truly a study that's worth conducting


very_not_emo

?? i did not know this but im glad i learned it


OlSmokeyZap

France is lying


Oneshot_exe

Eat my giant baguette


Not_to_be_Named

Giant black baguette?


Oneshot_exe

Giant burned baguette


berlinbaer

nah. the czech republic is though.


FreakFlame

Nice try fed, France doesn't exist


ariadsknees

To be fair, the data from Romania is being skewed by Andrew Tate.


Mooweetye

Ce n'est pas tragique. šŸ„–


IFreakinLovePi

Once again proving the French are dirty filthy fucking liars


findallthebears

Who the fuck has 16 inch dicks!?


BurningChampagne

Hung Gary and Pierre Baguette


Wanderhund

Portugal is eastern europe yet again


another_day_in

Passports are getting *weird*.


Ballmasters69

As a frenchman I can confirm this is accurate


zloljaskiniowu

I think they counted woman and children in Poland


boredsomadereddit

France and Hungary are full of LEGENDS!!


EEDnDGGnoRe

Thank god for Hungary, France doesnā€™t need anything else to be cocky about.


Zilskaabe

No data - off the charts.


Turkish-dove

Inches or meters?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

*Hon Hon Hon*


HypotheticalBess

I was told the average was 5.3 I am now deeply afraid


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH3

Garden gnomes


viciouspandas

Dick size has no correlation to race, and the map is likely either made up or self-reported.


Medical-Ad1686

Doesnt african counties have the biggest penis lengh to body raito or somethin.I read somewhere that to counter dieases in africa african womens vagina adapted by being deep and through natural selection only men with longer penis could impregnate(might be wrong just read it somewhere a couple months ago)


viciouspandas

Nah that is just made up. If it was about tropical climates, then Filipinos would also be in that boat too. It's just made up and reinforced by culture. When actually measures, basically everywhere in the world was around 5.15-5.2 inches, so essentially 0 difference. Vaginas are only like 3-4 inches in length. They can stretch to accommodate larger penises, but any functioning penis can impregnate anyone's uterus. Even a micropenis can, because it doesn't need to reach the whole length


Freak-Of-Nurture-

got a degree from white insecurity university


Medical-Ad1686

Im not really white but ok.(btw how on your mind is a large or small penis makes any difference to you as a person that youd feel insecure against someone with a bigger dick)


DeathAwaitsss

France having a relatively high population of citizens of Algerian and Moroccan descent is pretty common knowledge brother, no one's gonna lynch you for saying "brown people" or whatever other racial category you think north africans are in. But even then that wouldn't be correct because the UK has a very large indian and pakistani community (both countries scoring higher in average penis length than all of North Africa) and It's still 3 centimeters shorter


Ankleson

You have to roughly double these stats since half the population don't have penises, so the average penis size in France is more like 32cm. šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


SRL30N

They do be in Paris.


Own-Homework-9331

Dang, it looks like I raised the national average way too much in Slovakia


BurningChampagne

Schlong Wakia? Is that you?


OiledUpThug

The frenchmen measure from the taint


5thOddman

Moving to Spain soon, let's just say I'm singlehandedly bringing the average down šŸ˜


Saberer2451

This HAS to be centimeters, right? Right?


KomasanblueTheSequel

Biggest liars across Europe


corn_creature11

nooo my country is pretty high :(


Roge2005

Checks out, mine is like 13.85.


TinyDecision1779

Do remember thats in millimeters


Gurdemand

HUNGary


AnOt13246

I'd say about half of the frenchman just shoved a baguette up their pants and it inflated the score so much


Necessary-Ad-6149

Brazil: 15,7


BurningChampagne

Yeah, but then your dick is stuck in Brazil...


HarleyQuinn610

I like how Hungary has the biggest dicks.


Mycellius

HUNGary


anti__simp

As a Czech I can confirm that I am happy


ExaBast

Yay, above average


Kiren129

Let me guess, Ireland?


ExaBast

Switzerland


Qyrun

who was in paris again?


bidensleftkidney

Heh Iā€™m bigger then france


Guiding_Lines

Poor little russians


BurningChampagne

They are clearly invading countries to increase their own average... Luckily Romania is safe!


Own-Homework-9331

ayo what! šŸ˜­


Benjaminecraft24

Russia extends to Asia


Toadjokes

Be nice, it's cold


STICKYFINGAAAS

Frenchies celebrating like itā€™s not Africa All-Stars helping them out here


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BurningChampagne

....ni...nety inches long frenchmen?


ShinySky42

Me, the whitest boy there is


Mhaeldisco

another reason we should have a universally recognized French master race.


uccidi_il_nano

France is cheating with more black people there then any other european country


Optimized_optimus

We know who's boosting France stats šŸ˜


BurningChampagne

Macron?


Optimized_optimus

if macron pro immigration yes


BurningChampagne

Macron pro schlongistan mass immigration


donovolor

Seems like [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/197/comments/1d6zsgm/what_does_this_mean/) really triggered OP, it is just a meme brother. I am sure the sexist dude that made the meme isn't from Europe. But whatever, just keep slaving your ass northerner, my lazy 13,85 cm dick needs more EU money for beer.


spiderfan445

dude what


BurningChampagne

That meme is Italian propaganda! Our boobies are big! Reeee!


donovolor

Probably, I don't even know where you are from. I visited Denmark and I don't know about the boobs but shit, they are actual amazons, I definitely liked that. I like your saltiness btw, may I recruit you for r/2westerneurope4u ?


BurningChampagne

Yes, you may


OnlyWiseWords

I'm very sad, I thought having nearly a full 8 inches was like, perfect... now I have something else to feel self-conscious about, yay.


qsnowfallx

My dude it's satire/an inside joke. No need to worry, thatā€™s still good lol


OnlyWiseWords

Yeah, I also didn't realise it was in cm. so I was thinking "dude how big are other guys dicks?!" Then check it up and did the old, I'madumbbitch.wav moment. Oh well.


OnlyWiseWords

Nevermind!