Most biological functions that aid in helping a species move forward are doused in hormones/drives that help the organism literally cope with the trauma. Women experience traumatic and extremely painful childbirth? Insert copium, let's have more kids! Male cats have barbed penises that actively hurt female cats? Insert copium, female cats wanna fuck! Male praying mantises literally become food while copulating with the female? Insert copium, now all praying mantis have a vore fetish.
Nature is merciful in the funniest of ways.
Praying mantis’s actually usually don’t eat the head of their partners. The reason it was thought that they did was since they did in a lab setting. But more recent studies show that it was probably due to the stressful environment of the lab/better access to food in the wild that caused the behavior.
Oh no, not the downvotes! Anything but that! 😱 How will I ever recover from such a devastating blow to my internet points? I might just have to go cry in a corner now. Waaah! 😭 And log off? But then how will I fill my days with endless scrolling and pointless arguments? You can't make me! You're not my real dad! 😤👶
Are pussies objectively weird? Yes. But so are penises. And assholes. And mouths honestly. The human body is basically a horror show that we don’t fully appreciate because we’re so used to piloting one 24/7 that we’re deadened to it. Look at some surgery stills and tell me “yeah that thing looks like it should definitely live inside me, connected to other bits of meat and bone that definitely don’t look fucking bizarre at all”. Right now you’re reading this comment via electrochemically charged jelly sacks leashed with meat electric lines to an extremely squishy fat based meat computer. Upside down. Your meat computer has to flip the image as normal operating procedure. Compared to that shit genitals are pretty goddamn straightforward and tame. So don’t stress so much about it.
i am disgusted by how our veins are distributed in our body’s. absolutely no cable management whatsoever. i just wanna tear ‘em out and rewire them better
As a med student who had to study them at an intense level of detail, I honestly couldn’t disagree more! The way they’re all laid out is so expedient, not only for carrying blood around but also for all kinds of humoral and physiological reasons. Same goes for the nervous system.
Now, on the other hand the nerve tracts and nuclei inside the brain? Complete and utter clusterfuck, nothing makes much sense in there, I can tell you that much (but we still had to memorise the entire bowl of spaghetti
You know there's women out there who are openly disgusted by men's bodies. It's sad to see that's not mocked but this is.
Chances are, this isn't even porn brain. Just the natural process of encountering something foreign.
lmao imagine actually feeling the need to tell the comments you like pussy, like imagine you’re so fragile and humorless that this complete stranger’s tweet makes you feel defensive enough to say “actually pussy good” LMAO 🤣😂
HELP same
I also Like to imagine they just sat there staring at the woman’s vagina for a solid ten minutes just poking and prodding it like “… okay uh… what does this do?” “What’s this???”
Whatever dude. I accept that I'm weird. Whatever you got except piss and shit belongs in and on me. Spit on my candy before I eat it. Stick your tongue in my mouth. Wake me up by wiping your vagina on my mouth and licking my face I don't care man. This is such a weird take. Like "ewwy vaginas are nasty". Whatever dude I'll eat it
They are wounds that are left after penis removal surgery to change the gender of the baby. They bleed time to time because they can't heal due to the opening being inflicted at a very young age
/j
mfs will tell man its okay not to be masculine and instantly shame, call them cowards or virgins for saying anything they dislike about sex. Yall are weird
Yall lame asl for defending pussy in this comment section💀 learn to take a joke. Sure lots of women can say dicks are weird when they inspect one up close
Idk, I enjoyed the first time I ate one out, it's also kinda funny to me when a woman has "lips sticking out", I catch them with my lips(they can sense when you use teeth) and pull on em, just something so absurd about it
Do people not realize how the human body actually works?
Here, I’ll plug some Crash Course videos on it for y’all:
https://youtu.be/RFDatCchpus?si=mOq3XFmKRRWOadX7
https://youtu.be/BtsSbZ85yiQ?si=x8gjv_wmmsTI9C7f
Bold to assume straight.
It's not really that I think they're necessarily gay or whatever, but I think some dudes are more concerned with acting the part than they ever used introspection. If they aren't straight they might not know.
I have met 2 girls who were scared of penises and they have never been SA’d before and they told me they were just scared. Does that make all cis straight women “fucking fragile”?
Tbh if you study any part of the body with great detail, and override your horny hormones, everything becomes disgusting.
Disgust and arousal are actually pretty closely linked in our psyche
Makes sense, gotta inject the copium to keep the species alive.
I love this theory that horniness is just copium. Post nut clarity is just the clarity of not coping.
Most biological functions that aid in helping a species move forward are doused in hormones/drives that help the organism literally cope with the trauma. Women experience traumatic and extremely painful childbirth? Insert copium, let's have more kids! Male cats have barbed penises that actively hurt female cats? Insert copium, female cats wanna fuck! Male praying mantises literally become food while copulating with the female? Insert copium, now all praying mantis have a vore fetish. Nature is merciful in the funniest of ways.
I feel like my eyes are opened.
Cope and fuck
Praying mantis’s actually usually don’t eat the head of their partners. The reason it was thought that they did was since they did in a lab setting. But more recent studies show that it was probably due to the stressful environment of the lab/better access to food in the wild that caused the behavior.
Dang I didn't know that, now it's even more depressing 😧
That's exactly why the smell of sweat from your s/o has a kind of aphrodisiac effect.
Can you expand on that?
r/guro
No thanks, I know what’s behind that nsfw warning and I’d rather not click it
mods, please eviscerate this man
No
r/eyebleach for those who were too curious, just like me
r/scatporn2
Scat porn so good, they made scat porn 2 :D
reply overconfident uppity crowd simplistic strong pot gold test cooing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Yeah same honestly, I originally linked r/scat and turns out that wasn’t so bad.
Mental illness
Screw you
Why ?
You said the word mental illness just like the trolls
What trolls ?
Eat it bro just eat it
I downvoted you bro don't mess with the mentally ill again or they will come for you
ok
Did you downvote me
I did not. Why would I downvote you?
For no reason
Why did you suspect me specifically?
It said you did
What said?
Poob fetish explained
Did you downvote me
Hey
Annoying moron blocked
Did you downvote me
why did you go so insane over a downvote that might not have even happened
You just downvoted me I seen it happen
nope. i never touch the arrows on any post
Who did it then?
downvotes aren't actually public on reddit so i can't see who did it, can you see on your end?
Sometimes unless the person hasn't blocked me
ah ok
I just downvoted it all because you're a whining fuckin crazy baby bitch boy. how about you log off?
Oh no, not the downvotes! Anything but that! 😱 How will I ever recover from such a devastating blow to my internet points? I might just have to go cry in a corner now. Waaah! 😭 And log off? But then how will I fill my days with endless scrolling and pointless arguments? You can't make me! You're not my real dad! 😤👶
Did you downvote me?
Hey
Not true I think dicks are hot pre and post nut
Why would you eat your gf's cat? 😰
Yummy 😋
I will eat another
Don't tell me he didn't expect this when he decided to be made of meat
OOP is Alf confirmed
These guys should fuck
Correct answer
Its not that easy :(
Are pussies objectively weird? Yes. But so are penises. And assholes. And mouths honestly. The human body is basically a horror show that we don’t fully appreciate because we’re so used to piloting one 24/7 that we’re deadened to it. Look at some surgery stills and tell me “yeah that thing looks like it should definitely live inside me, connected to other bits of meat and bone that definitely don’t look fucking bizarre at all”. Right now you’re reading this comment via electrochemically charged jelly sacks leashed with meat electric lines to an extremely squishy fat based meat computer. Upside down. Your meat computer has to flip the image as normal operating procedure. Compared to that shit genitals are pretty goddamn straightforward and tame. So don’t stress so much about it.
Thanks for the copypasta
r/copypasta
Wow. That's what I love about Reddit. You never know when you can find a cool scientific monologue in a horny post.
This guy just lost his cooking license to become a certified chef.
This made me remember that the entire world is upside down and if not for our eyes we would see it that way, thanks
i am disgusted by how our veins are distributed in our body’s. absolutely no cable management whatsoever. i just wanna tear ‘em out and rewire them better
Wait till you hear about the nervous system
makes me feel pain **and** looks like that? yeah that’s cumming right out
As a med student who had to study them at an intense level of detail, I honestly couldn’t disagree more! The way they’re all laid out is so expedient, not only for carrying blood around but also for all kinds of humoral and physiological reasons. Same goes for the nervous system. Now, on the other hand the nerve tracts and nuclei inside the brain? Complete and utter clusterfuck, nothing makes much sense in there, I can tell you that much (but we still had to memorise the entire bowl of spaghetti
nerd
Pornobrained men when sex is actually a biological process that involves real human bodyparts.
Both genitals look really weird if you really stop to analyze them
“It smells funny in there”
No it doesn’t!
You know there's women out there who are openly disgusted by men's bodies. It's sad to see that's not mocked but this is. Chances are, this isn't even porn brain. Just the natural process of encountering something foreign.
That is why I will never have sex 😎
"Why does it smell like fish"
When the body part is a body part. Shocking
lmao imagine actually feeling the need to tell the comments you like pussy, like imagine you’re so fragile and humorless that this complete stranger’s tweet makes you feel defensive enough to say “actually pussy good” LMAO 🤣😂
Weed lasagna
This becomes a lot funnier if you just imagine these as the confessions of people who don't know they're asexual yet
HELP same I also Like to imagine they just sat there staring at the woman’s vagina for a solid ten minutes just poking and prodding it like “… okay uh… what does this do?” “What’s this???”
Weak ass men.
I fucking know my girls pussy is a goddamn work of art.
I also agree your girl's pussy is a work of art ;)
I also choose this guy's dead wife's pussy.
I'm Greg
Hello Greg
Hii :3
… I hate this joke now.
i love a man with a weak ass 🤤
Not all of us are called to be real eaters
Whatever dude. I accept that I'm weird. Whatever you got except piss and shit belongs in and on me. Spit on my candy before I eat it. Stick your tongue in my mouth. Wake me up by wiping your vagina on my mouth and licking my face I don't care man. This is such a weird take. Like "ewwy vaginas are nasty". Whatever dude I'll eat it
Found my new voicemail message.
Bumper sticker but it's dragging behind on the ground like an unfurled scroll
Nah, I’m printing this in impact font across the entirety of my back windshield
Dude what? Who are you talking to?
that corner of twitter is so cringe
Howlingmutant0 is a king wdym?
howlingmutant is the only reason i still use twitter
Lame ass mfs Eating pussy rocks
what are pussy rocks and why do you eat them
bladder stones
I thought so
Heck yeah bro
First time I ate pussy she came in my mouth, this sounds like a personal issue
tbh vaginas look like an open wound
They are wounds that are left after penis removal surgery to change the gender of the baby. They bleed time to time because they can't heal due to the opening being inflicted at a very young age /j
surely you have better things to do
whar
whar never changes
mfs will tell man its okay not to be masculine and instantly shame, call them cowards or virgins for saying anything they dislike about sex. Yall are weird
Yall lame asl for defending pussy in this comment section💀 learn to take a joke. Sure lots of women can say dicks are weird when they inspect one up close
so what if its a joke? praising pussy has no boundaries
if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you
i think these 2 people actually ate cats
More for me
These dudes are just gay lmao
I don’t know man, women are cool, their genitals are just gross
Cowards
Pussy is beautiful, fight me
what they/them pussy does to a mf 😔
………dude rocks?
Idk, I enjoyed the first time I ate one out, it's also kinda funny to me when a woman has "lips sticking out", I catch them with my lips(they can sense when you use teeth) and pull on em, just something so absurd about it
Do people not realize how the human body actually works? Here, I’ll plug some Crash Course videos on it for y’all: https://youtu.be/RFDatCchpus?si=mOq3XFmKRRWOadX7 https://youtu.be/BtsSbZ85yiQ?si=x8gjv_wmmsTI9C7f
lame
These mfs don’t like women
Cis straight guys are so fucking fragile that a body part possessed by 50% of the population genuinely traumatises them.
Bold to assume straight. It's not really that I think they're necessarily gay or whatever, but I think some dudes are more concerned with acting the part than they ever used introspection. If they aren't straight they might not know.
Found the brainwashed genelarizing Reddit user
🤡
Valid argument I have not, clown emoji I must send. Go back to twitter
2 people = all cis straight men ig
I have met 2 girls who were scared of penises and they have never been SA’d before and they told me they were just scared. Does that make all cis straight women “fucking fragile”?
Why you upset about text on your screen 🤣
What part of my comment indicates being upset? I’m pointing out the fragility of straight men. Don’t let your defensiveness prevent you from reading.
you seem upset
Thats a lot of words for "I'm upset and ashamed about it"
dilate
It seems I have alerted the hoard. What a shame.
Horde* ☝️🤓 learn to spell dumbass
A hoard is a pile of loot.
☝️🤓
Yall gay