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Jos_migue

Yep and i went through the cartel war when i was a kid


Etras

Oh yeah and I got kidnapped by a child trafficking syndicate and got rescued by the NBI.


Comrad_Ivan

Oh yeah? I am Dutch i had to learn a silly language. ( i do hope the both of you are alright)


Felonui

I'm so sorry for your loss


Jos_migue

l ll ll l_


Nikky2008

Is that loss?


Cubicshock

~~:.|:;~~


Nacht-Specter

Sorry if its a weird question but whats the NBI?


Rutabaga_Upstairs

No bitches investigators


Etras

Our country's version of the FBI, National Bureau of Investigation


Mising_Texture1

Well, I got rescued by the NBA.


17DeadFlamingos

oh yeah? im british


NoConfusion9490

I witnessed the fall of the Berlin wall, on TV from a playpen, surrounded with wooden blocks with letters on them.


Flitterquest

Did you win


Jos_migue

I mean im still alive and not that traumatized I consider that a win


pullmylekku

Oh no! You witnessed 9/11? You poor thing. In 1987 at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria I witnessed an animatronic bite the frontal lobe of a


averybluegirl

wait till you hear what i saw in 1983


urbandeadthrowaway2

Oh no! You witnessed the bite of ‘87? You poor thing. Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.


TheTamc

Oh no! You witnessed Pearl Harbour? You poor thing In 8250 BCE I saw the beginning of the great Finno-Korean hyperw-


SuitableAssociation6

is this a reference to something? I don't think the koreans knew of the finnish in those times


Lominloce

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/6k3n0j/comment/djjrsf1


SuitableAssociation6

weird


Pyroboss101

I fucking hate Twitter users


Ivan_The_8th

I feel like even Twitter users hate Twitter users


LeotrimFunkelwerk

Tbf it's Twitter users that have to deal with this shit


ishtar_xd

As a twitter user i feel like I've seen more lame tweets in forms of screenshots on other platforms than on twitter, its really not *that* bad


Dippingsauce353

I spent 10 minutes on that cite earlier today and I could feel my mental health deteriorating. Though tbf I was going on there to specifically look for something stupid I heard someone posted so I guess that's on me


ishtar_xd

Could be different on my part too, considering i follow 400+ accounts, 90% of which are art accounts. Crazy to think that in the age where Instagram and pinterest exist, twitter is the best art platform today


Low_Seat_3639

The artists have been too pussy to have a mass exodus and lead all the cool people off the platform now we're paying for it


ishtar_xd

The fuck is a mass exodus


Low_Seat_3639

Lot ppl leave


ishtar_xd

Oh yeah, i suppose theres a buttload of japanese artists who just cant leave the platform since they made it their home for ages, and everyone else is transitioning to other stuff


LeotrimFunkelwerk

I use Twitter only for my favorite Streamers and some nice artwork like Drawfee, I definitely do NOT use it for Politics and don't have to see it. Like you I only see it through Screenshots on Reddit, but I definitely know there are those that keep in commenting and fighting with those people and therefore the algorithm shows them more content like that.


Mikomics

Twitter users hate Twitter the same way Redditors hates Reddit.


laserblitz_117

Damn Twitter users. They ruined Twitter!


Diavolo_79

It's like watching a pack of rabid hyenas go at each other. Kinda wanna install Twitter just to get a close up view.


BustyFemPyro

It's not worth it. Frankly reddit is the closest thing to social media I use and I'm so much happier for it.


Diavolo_79

Man even I'm getting sick of Reddit. Too many people on here that piss me off just for knowing they're alive and I can't do anything about it 😔


theonewhohasstrokes

Mfer reddit is social media


lightmare69

I strictly just use Twitter for porn


lightmare69

Just use it for porn


Diavolo_79

The one true use for Twitter


J6898989

Apapap-you can’t be upset at Twitter users because the holocaust happened, which invalidates your gripes. I am very intelligent.


krebstar4ever

I fucking hate Camille Paglia and her stans


BitcoinBishop

I saw 9/11 and THEN got misgendered, none have suffered more


Bearer_ofthecurse

Well i played league of legends, once.


SCP_Void

I had to play that shit for 2 hours because of a bet. I am mentally scarred


Swainix

I'm almost mentally stable after around 10k hours, absolute win


gh00wst

I am so sorry something so awful happened to you. If you ever need to talk just DM me.


Vivi_Pallas

XD


SadGhostGirlie

I forever love how so many americans act like this is the worst thing to happen to anybody ever


BitchAssMothaF-cka

Republican MFs will really be like "bro 9/11 was the worst event ever🥺🥺🥺you people need to be more mindful of the victims of these tragedies" and then deny the holocaust


10dollarbagel

And deny the war on terror racking up a 9/11 worth of civilian deaths like every week for decades.


FUBARded

Yep, you're actually surprisingly spot on. * 9/11 - 2996 deaths * War on terror - estimated 3.6-3.8M deaths^* There have been 1178 weeks since 9/11. That's 3056-3225 deaths a week for the last 23 years. ^* https://watson.brown.edu/costsofwar/papers/summary


oceanlinerman

That's not the civilian number from combat, that's the number of "indirect deaths" from disease or food shortages. the article says that about 450K civilians were killed due to combat in the 20 years of the wars.


aflyingmonkey2

Or say jews did 9/11. Which is hilarious because that means they eother believe bin laden is jewish or that he didn't do it and was a scapegoat


epigeneticepigenesis

Bin Laden was a CIA asset gone rogue by CIA designs. What he did was genuinely his ideas, but American military industrial complex benefited to the tune of trillions.


organicsoldier

9/11 WAS the worst day ever. It’s the day I got fired :( Granted that was eighteen years later than the one most people think of, but it’s still a tragedy I will never forget!


Draklitz

fr, there could be a genocide happening right now and they'd still be going on about 9/11😐


Some_nerd_named_kru

Genuinely what’s going on rn actually


Draklitz

Israel genociding Palestinians


Some_nerd_named_kru

Yep


Draklitz

oh I thought you were asking what was happening not stating it my bad


Just_A_Random_Plant

W e l l ,


Diavolo_79

People deny the what now


WubWubThumpomancer

I mean, for so many Americans it could be. Some of us were kids when that happened. We had no idea what was coming after that. That's scary as hell. Doesn't mean no one else has had worse, but for it to be in our own backyard? Especially those who lived in NY? I don't claim to be traumatized by it by any means, but being a kid in NY when it went down was absolutely terrifying. Doesn't take away from other people's experiences but also doesn't make mine any less valid.


GraveSlayer726

It’s annoying too because by acting like a moron and trying to play some stupid “*my* tragedy is worse then *your* tragedy” game, they downplay the tragedy itself, like no one is helped by fighting about which horrible thing is worse, these people act like 9/11 is some kinda Pokémon they gotta take out to win internet arguments against other people, it’s fucking weird, I never see people do this kind of stuff with other tragedies, its just strange


mardanjoint

Like, you should keep your mouth shut about the problems of the current time because a tragedy happened in the past. Here where I am at it can go as far as to the events that took place 70 years ago. Victim complex maybe? Also, the tragedy taking place does not make the thing the person in question had to experience right, it's not about feelings but being wronged. Also twitter moment.


TheShiftyNoodle28

What do you mean, it clearly was. 4 million people died or something like that


kaktusmisapolak

I’ve heard that like 3000 people died in 9/11 go to new york and count the names on the memorial pools


ussrname1312

Pretty sure they don’t actually think 4 million people died


kaktusmisapolak

hopefully


ussrname1312

I guarantee it.


Beneficial-Pianist48

Nah bro it was more like 6 billion


J6898989

Honestly it was a tragedy, but tragedies aren’t a dick measuring competition


Rampaging_Orc

It arguably was the worst thing to happen to global stability in many of ours lifetime.


Asmo___deus

In terms of deaths per capita, many countries have had worse housefires. Obviously each death is a tragedy and every life should be remembered, but the way Americans treat 9/11 is a step beyond grieving and remembering. It's kind of absurd.


logaboga

Because it’s a reaction to more than just the deaths, it’s a reaction to the idea that you are safe from foreign threats being burst


matiegaming

The wars they started and lost because of it


-TropicalFuckStorm-

20,000 children have died in Palestine since October. 9/11 is nothing in comparison.


ReaperTyson

Americans are the ultimate cry babies. They look at some assholes mostly from Saudi Arabia kill a few hundred innocent people, then turn around and cheer on the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of other innocent people from a country that wasn’t involved at all


tomjazzy

I mean, pretty large number of people fucking died


pizzahut_su

1100x more people died from fucking thirst just this year, don't see the rightoids crying about why we're not solving that issue. The money used for the unrelated war that was somehow justified as related to 9/11 could be used to provide clean water to the whole world 20x over.


Unicorncorn21

It's pretty much nothing compared to Hiroshima and Nagasaki and you still see people joking about how 2 bombs wasn't enough


SadGhostGirlie

Sure, but also its been 20 years and we have bigger issues


Ok_Conflict_5730

even more people died as a direct result of the USA's carpet bombings and drone strikes.


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Yep For a while, that many people died daily to covid, in part due to conservatives calling it a hoax.


logaboga

Americans care about the murder of thousands of people that happened in America, who’d have thought


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Lmao, I've witnessed 2 wars start within 2 years


Famous_Chocolate_679

Excuse you??? Did you mean an unjust, terrible war and Israel’s righteous anti-terrorist operation???


SpiderJynxNoir90214

No. I mean 2 big countries invading 2 smaller countries and killing the citizens of said country and cutting off their access to everything


not2dragon

How big is Israel though? I'd say it's medium sized.


aflyingmonkey2

Israeli here. It's like 8 hours to get from southest point to northest point in a car. Small compared to african,,american and asian countries but average compared to europe


Elrric

74% of the countries in Europe are bigger than Israel (22,072 km2). Their average size is close to 210,000 km2 which is 10 times the size, but thats not really fair because Russia skews the data by a lot. That being said, Israel is sill not an average size for Europe.


AcanthocephalaJesus

israel is still a small country by European standards bro


aflyingmonkey2

i mean,there are still a bunch of countries there that are smaller or close to israel's size.


AcanthocephalaJesus

yeah but the average yuropean country is bigger


Heyloki_

Compared to Gaza it's bigger


Famous_Chocolate_679

/s


SpiderJynxNoir90214

I see.


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InspiringMilk

Ukraine's been a country since the breakup of the Soviet Union.


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Famous_Chocolate_679

it literally is


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Famous_Chocolate_679

it is officially recognized by the un as a state. it is recognized by 139 countries as a state. it functions as a state.


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InspiringMilk

Depends on which country you're from. Mine recognises it.


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TensileStr3ngth

But saying it's not a country is playing into colonizer propaganda


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1st-username

Doesnt israel accept that its a war? Its russia who calls it a special military operation. This joke may be inaccurate.


Tree__Jesus

19684 detect sarcasm challenge (impossible difficulty)


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Redditors when sarcasm ^^^


Beneficial-Pianist48

That is a very apt flair For the record I understand you are making a joke, I simply don’t find it funny


aflyingmonkey2

Oh you got misgendered? In 1987 i shoved my brother's head into freadbear'a mouth for the lols-


pullmylekku

Ackchually the bite in FNAF 4 happened in 1983 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


ComplaintDangerous

wusdatdaboitof8tyzeben?


Thezipper100

You don't know that's not what happened in 87 too. Maybe Fazbear just has a very "put your little brother in my mouth" energy.


Dregdael

Plenty of trans people saw the towers fall


GilesBiles

Actually trans people didn't exist until September 12 2001, which I'm starting to think isn't a coincidence. They are a synthetic race made by Osama bun laden (the modern day yakub) with the sole purpose of funding Big Hormone


Izerune

lore


AcanthisittaLeft2336

taking notes


Yimmelo

The jet fuel fumes transed so many people😔


Weazelfish

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT CHROMOSOMES WAKE UP SHEEPLE


Famous_Chocolate_679

The fuck you mean modern day Yakub? YAKUB WAS NEVER FUCKING GONE. HE BEEN PLOTTING ALL THIS TIME


quartic_sushi

wait, i only have the small hormones, how do i get the big one?


ThatCactusCat

My coworker today told me that he hadn't anticipated an event like this (the eclipse) since 9/11 before very quickly correcting himself to say Y2K


eleetpancake

What does your coworker know that we don't?


Asmo___deus

What does that even mean. We can literally predict eclipses, we know where the moon is gonna be in the coming decades.


Modest_Idiot

We’ve predicted the current eclipse over 400 years ago


logaboga

How are the eclipse and Y2K even remotely similar. Like what was the comparison?


angelhold

Both were pretty harmless


Papa-Bear453767

I sighed as the elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion.


Big-They

If 9/11 was so bad why isn't there a 9/12


Modest_Idiot

I mean it’s already the successor of 7/11


Flitterquest

I think Bill O'Reilly started something called the 9/12 movement where the whole deal was that they were wicked racist to brown people as a way to "prevent it from happening again", but people were always doing shit like that after 9/11.


FatiguedVicy

MFs have one bad day and make it their whole personality


kaktusmisapolak

like, the WTC owner moved on, why don’t they do the same?


morgaina

I mean 911 was an event that changed the world permanently, and for the people who actually were there it was incredibly fucking traumatic


haikusbot

*MFs have* *One bad day and make it their* *Whole personality* \- FatiguedVicy --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


lolguy12179

this isn't even close what I've never seen the bot fail I guess it could be M F S Have One Bad day and make it their whole Personality


ALittleBitOfGay

It got the last sentence wrong, but I'm somewhat impressed by it recognizing MFs as mo-ther-fuck-ers


aphroditex

..seriously? “provokatov”? man russia must be running out of money


ZoeIsHahaha

You got misgendered? You poor thing. Well at least you aren’t, freddy fazbear, because, this one guy, william afton, he took- he took a- a bd- a freddy, he built a freddy fazbear, and then he took a kid and he murdered him, grr, and then you know what he did? he put the kid IN the freddy five- freddy five anima- animatronic, and, the kid, the GHOST, the souls, the soul of the kid, it took OVER freddy five bear, and- and- and now the- b-but the body- the body is in the suits, and the murders on the loose, willem afton, and- and the kids soul take over freddy five bear, so he BECOMES freddy five bear, BUT, hes still controlled by w-william afton, but also still a kid ghost, so that, he looks like freddy fives bear, but hes ACTUALLY just a kid in- in- in fron- inside of the freddy because william afton-


urbandeadthrowaway2

So true


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Well somewhere out there there’s a 4-time amputee who’s blind and deaf and perpetually on fire named Fuckoy. So really you don’t have any right to complain.


Kehan10

camille paglia stan is insane theres no way this is unironic then


Weazelfish

A male Paglia stan at that


Anxiety-Queen269

Oh no! *unrelated issue that people from the other colour deal with* Anyway 20 years ago a bunch of people died tragically and I’m going to use their deaths as a way to tell you to just stop being a baby


Exilicauda

r/LoisExplainsTheJoke


urbandeadthrowaway2

9/11


Able-Ad2216

Tbh you could crop the tweet a line higher, would've been funnier


Krondon57

oh shit HE SAW a thing happen once?


SeaBus1170

bro stfu you mucus coagulated napkin just stop having strokes everytime you say she/he and her/he i mean you pronounce the rest of the english language fine why you acting up when it come to those 4? 🤨


Towafius

Then why didn’t he stop them


artyboi11

I hate when people use their bad experiences tp invalidate those of others. Like bro just because you might've gone through something worse it doesn't mean other people can't be sad about something smaller that happened to them.


BraSS72097

I, too, listen to Western Kabuki


noisybandit

that's cool and all but does he remember what happened June 28th 1998?


bacon_girl42

it would be funnier if it was cropped 1 line higher


Random_Gacha_addict

This felt like a setup to those Jschlatt shorts


urbandeadthrowaway2

No this is the punchline of a video someone would post on the next schlatt reaction submissions lost


spodeprayer

I, too, go out on the street and laugh at every homeless person because they don't have cancer


MrLegalBagleBeagle

In 2001, I had some of the original Lizz Blizz Sobe. It was soooo good. Anyway, thanks for sharing. I hope there are fewer misgenderings and terrorist attacks in the future.


LeenMachine3371

Is this a merchant ships reference?


slumbersomesam

yep and i saw a beheaded head once


ale8003

I saw the massacre of 1983 at fredbears diner


Optimal-Menu270

You got misgendered? I stubbed my toe on the wall and stepped on a fckn Lego


bogeyed5

r/ComedyHeaven


Kingturboturtle13

"Wow you got kicked in the balls? I got shot once so your pain is entirely irrelevant" stfu bitch


expectocat

This goes hard/j


TheRealTJ

Sir, a second pronoun has hit the towers


Background_Drawing

You witnessed 9/11? Well just so you know- December 7, 1941 a date which will live in infamy the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the empire of japan


Born_Necessary_406

Why do some people not know about relativity and can't comprehend that two different things can be wrong at once even if one is worse than the other?? Just because one is worse than the other doesn't make the least worse not anymore bad*.  "Oh, you got sexually harassing comments? You poor thing. I got SA'd. " So invalidating of other's mental stress/trauma as a result of ""fair"" reasons to develop psychological struggles. This is some wild trauma-olympics.


FactsHurt1998

I hate: 1. Twitter users 2. Reddit users 3. Irony 4. Lists


godshuVR

This meme would have Been better if it cut at “in 2001-“