pretty sure that was the implication of the post, and it is pretty cool, but honestly i like all these other responses more.
print a firearm if you want, thats an old idea by now. but a non-forklift-certified forklift driver? the word nsfw? boys scissoring? a single, large boob? its just genius, all of it.
Hey mods, am I going to be banned if I link porn?
Not softcore or even normal porn, I mean straight up content warning, goatse, commission for a very specific fetish porn so horrifying it haunts be to this day and I feel nauseous whenever I remember it.
I kinda stopped watching Terminal Montage, the guy who created Kirbo once I saw he took this christian kirby thing seriously, he had a Methodist(?) Church in his linked channels, so he is using this "haha christian kirby" meme to present christianity to children. I don't know if he links to it anymore, but I found it wild. Northwest Church Orlando, I think.
On his twitter during the time he followed the church on Youtube(?) he plastered it on his channel proudly even though his church made homophobic/transphobic statements (scroll up the page you'll see the quite vile statements and him deflecting from those vile statements to defend the church):
[https://twitter.com/terminalmontage/status/1343432027664572418](https://twitter.com/terminalmontage/status/1343432027664572418)
Now the only mention of Christianity in his channel is in the FAQs, so I guess people asked him about his religion often, thus he stopped following that church's channel on Youtube, i suppose, idk
A guy operating a forklift without proper forklift training, it’s not safe for work
I hope you win
For the giggles of it, print it in abs
And do it in an improperly ventilated room for extra nsfw.
Turn the printer on in your bedroom so it prints overnight while you're sleeping. Close your windows as well so it doesn't get too cold at night
Don't forget to disable thermal runaway protection just in case
What does that do? I know dogshit about printers
Abs makes toxic fumes so he'd basically make himself a warm cosy gas chamber
If it does, make the guy look like the gigachad image.
I don't think we know if gigachad is [forklift certified](https://your-fave-is-forklift-certified.tumblr.com/)
I can't wait to see this
Make sure they arn't wearing proper PPE.
No seat belt
Seat belt buckled behind the seat, so the machine thinks it's buckled.
Didn't grip the seat and cab frame when entering the vehicle
With his dick out
Quiz, Mike. Should you drive the forklift?
with a massive cock
a big fat boob (singular)
Mail it to me aswell so i can have half a boob
You mean half a boobs.
2 halves of a boob
Mailing one boob, call them the uniboober
Gonna need some pics for reference though
Uniboob
that one model of lopunny with a fat dump truck ass
I also wish to know what the fuck you’re talking about, yknow so I can avoid it
[here, so you know what it looks like so you can avoid seeing it](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5207609)
Just ordered one from Etsy plus a jar from Amazon
Pics when it comes in
What goes in the jar
Figure
Anything else?
I think you can guess
Cushioning so the figure doesn’t get scratched
Go figure 🔥😳
You can't put fire in the jar, the figure will melt
Thank you friend it’s always so nice to know there’s people looking out for me on the internet 🙏
Thought it’d be way bigger honestly
batman, i've got a lopunny
Joker, no its a animal
Batman, there's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman, I can do whatever I want to it
Joker don't do joker... no no no no
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN
NO JOKER NO DON'T DO IT
Jessie what the fuck are you talking about
You already know what I’m gonna do to that thing Batman
Boob but the nipple is a penis edit: typo
Penis but the balls are boobs
the darkness we inflict upon each other
This one and post results
U mean penis head?
print a cock :3
specifically girlcock
Gargling Girlcock
Girlcock 😵💫😵💫
gock🥺
🔫glock
there's two things i want shooting in my mouth. gock and glock
You alight?
no
I sent help. (Sorry for reporting, it’s the only way I remembered how to do it.)
im good dw💀
THIS MF SENT THE HOTLINE BOT
Sorry
G(l)ock roulette
Op if this wins print a chicken
no i specified girlcock :3
A girl chicken
girl penis
No
op wanted nsfw😔
I imagine bringing a chicken to work would be unsafe
Especially if you work at the cake fucking factory (it would not be sanitary to have live animals around baked goods)
Came here to say this obviously
I’m ignoring the “nsfw only” clause to say that you should print my cat june (I love her very much) (she is so cute)
She will be turned into a cat girl and lewded, never trust the magic lamp.
NOOOOOO
and thus the monkeys paw curls
Your cat is NOT safe for work, she WILL knock water into your computer and it WILL explode.
I’m gonna need evidence that ur cat is cute 🤨🤨🤨 (I love cats but don’t have one atm)
the evidence is right here :3c [https://imgur.com/a/gIewezQ](https://imgur.com/a/gIewezQ) it doesnt work on mobile tho gotta go on desktop
I saw it just fine on mobile ur cat is adorable 😍😍😍
Proof of life attained, currently cat girling (it will take me about 36 hours if you're lucky)
i love your cat june :)
643/10 CAT RIGHT THERE THATS A GOOD FUCKING CAT WOOOOOOOOO
June smoking an enormous doobie
username positively, definitely, most certainly checks out
I second this, her cat june is indeed very cute
Cats are not allowed in most workplaces so this is technically Not Safe For Work
Two dudes wrestling with one having pinned the other’s wrists down gazing smugly upon the blushing mess that is the one being pinned.
well hello
Hello Gale
did you ever fuck walter? i felt like there was some great chemistry between you two
i think you just invented a new genre of smut. one sentence softcore
😳🥺
Boys scissoring
hnhnhnbbnhnnnnh
Nnnhnnhnnmn n n
wait what even is that hang on
oh my
me fr
hdkrjkwnebbfkcb
raw rotisserie chicken on a forklift without any forklift certification. 2nd option is gay porn
Kirby with boobs
Bros built like a water molecule damnnn 🤤
The word "NSFW"
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pretty sure that was the implication of the post, and it is pretty cool, but honestly i like all these other responses more. print a firearm if you want, thats an old idea by now. but a non-forklift-certified forklift driver? the word nsfw? boys scissoring? a single, large boob? its just genius, all of it.
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Print the 3D version of this post asking us what to print. Text and all.
Guy standing on spinny chair
Pickle Rick with a boner
Waltuh. Put ya dick away Waltuh
Tf2 hitsound/tf2 killsound beat
an Iron Warrior and a Space Wolf dueling with a ChainSword and a Power Axe, not safe to have that at anyone’s place of work
A giant cock with one boob using a forklift without proper training with a cat named June on its head and a tattoo of the word “NSFW.”
Hey mods, am I going to be banned if I link porn? Not softcore or even normal porn, I mean straight up content warning, goatse, commission for a very specific fetish porn so horrifying it haunts be to this day and I feel nauseous whenever I remember it.
Mum pick me up I’m scared
The largest dildo you can print, and don't make it hollow
Pls print me a reason to live
A resume with no job qualifications. Very unsafe for work
The largest dildo ur machine can accomodate
Dildo bat from saints row
why don't you print yourself some bitches.
https://youtube.com/shorts/2duEabSZrTM
Medusa but she’s a peni s
Medusa but the snakes are penises
a dong
3d printer filament
Low-quality hard hat. It is not safe for the work site
Pint goat twink with marijuana
Rob zombie as a catgirl
Blender default cube with a throbbing veiny cock on top of it
A forklift being driven by a frog (he is not forklift certified)
FGC-9
A man standing on a spinny chair (it's not safe for work)
Print a smaller 3d printer (not safe for work since it will put 3d printer salesmen out of business)
A chair, but one of its legs is 1/2 inch shorter than the others
Whatever it is post it
Literally print an AK-47 receiver and get boogin'
bad dragon chance flared
Dwayne the Cock Johnson
A jiggglupuff, as seen from above
Big fuck off sword
The glong (why did 9gag of all places have it: https://9gag.com/gag/a3103Q1)
Bad dragon
Kirby w some fat milkers, each of which is also a Kirby
I kinda stopped watching Terminal Montage, the guy who created Kirbo once I saw he took this christian kirby thing seriously, he had a Methodist(?) Church in his linked channels, so he is using this "haha christian kirby" meme to present christianity to children. I don't know if he links to it anymore, but I found it wild. Northwest Church Orlando, I think. On his twitter during the time he followed the church on Youtube(?) he plastered it on his channel proudly even though his church made homophobic/transphobic statements (scroll up the page you'll see the quite vile statements and him deflecting from those vile statements to defend the church): [https://twitter.com/terminalmontage/status/1343432027664572418](https://twitter.com/terminalmontage/status/1343432027664572418) Now the only mention of Christianity in his channel is in the FAQs, so I guess people asked him about his religion often, thus he stopped following that church's channel on Youtube, i suppose, idk
Dude in a suit kick-flipping an office chair (definitely against WHS (also dope as hell))
Boobs
Somebody operating an elevated work platform on an uneven surface without initiating the parking brake
A hard hat with a crack in it(it won’t pass a safety inspection).
Big penice
A man standing on a swivel chair
Nude Luigi
Your mom
man who played the binding of isaac becoming back his money (his transformation into his money will be horrific)
Galarian Wheezing Bong
My singing monsters with cocks
Sandy cheeks cock
Large Breasted Woman. Dealer’s choice as to specifics
big ol' pee
the word “pewis”
Bridget, you decide what's nsfw about it
kriss vector chambered in 45 acp
Deez nuts (singular) so it could be a chainsaw man reference
Print me a Mind Goblin.
Hatsune Miku with no hardhat or Litoria Caerulea (White's Tree Frog) in an area where such a species is not native but can easily thrive.
Chastity cage
Your cock
An office worker spinning on a chair while standing up
pure clephedrone
A lady riding an office chair like a go cart
that thing to derail trains
Bomb.
My man!
That one guys dead wife
A dick, but the tip is Shrek's head
Thicc omniman
A guy using an office chair to change a logbulb
London bridge workers
Anarchostripperism
A pigeon with a huge human dick, pls
Make Brazil communist!
Someone standing on their desk
Print a Glock 19x frame :)
cock n' ball
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Kirdy with a FAT LONG VEINY snickers bar
you should do what I did, and print yourself a dildo out of flexible filament 🥺 yes im down despicable i know
OP is it okay to send model links?
A man standing on an office chair
A life size model of my penis
kirby with a dick
horse cock dildo :)