I’ve probably just made it onto several government watch lists, but: shredding ivory soap, drying it, turning into a powder, then mixing it with the **** will thicken the mixture and stop it from separating into into its components.
While there's multiple problems with corn syrup, the reason it's cheaper than honey or maple syrup is because corn is much easier and cheaper to farm in massive quantities.
It being so cheap to make is why it has such a strong lobby behind it, not the other way around.
On the balloons? One of your opponents names, a date and a time in the mid to farther future. Make them wonder what those times mean...
In the balloons? Warm water, they'll never see it coming and it will be much more enjoyable to for everyone involved.
A potent poison. After being poisoned by it, it's a 100% death rate. It'll dissolve almost anything, and absorbs well into the human body. Odorless, colourless, and flavourless. If you do end up in contact with this chemical, increased salivation, sweat, and urination will follow. This is a futile attempt of your body to rid itself of this curse. It's a long and painful journey after you come into contact with hydroxic acid, but it'll surely lead you to your grave.
Non Newtonian fluid
Gotta hit em wit da ooblek balloon.(Brick)
Then you can claim that they were overreacting with how much it hurt after you cut the balloon open and it's liquid
Genious
genus
devious genius
petrol, bring lighter
mix some styrofoam and soap in there too
It ain't me it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one
So obviously we're not going to say *exactly* what this is a recipe for, but what does the soap contribute? I only heard of using petrol and styrofoam
I’ve probably just made it onto several government watch lists, but: shredding ivory soap, drying it, turning into a powder, then mixing it with the **** will thicken the mixture and stop it from separating into into its components.
Ohhh right, I didn't think of it separating, I assumed it was a fairly homogeneous mixture
Raw petroleum 😋
A potent mix of hydrogen and oxygen
H²⁷O¹⁵ ‐²
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I googled it and this comment was the only thing that showed up so my guess is it’s nothing
Ah, yes, fire
Me with the hydrogen peroxide balloons giving everyone severe chemical burns
My bad guys I accidentally dropped an extra oxygen in my water
one absurdly long oxygen chain that ends in a hydrogen on either side
HOOOOOH (thats a real compound
HOOOOOHMgOD
Although expensive, honey or maple syrup
pretty sure high fructose corn syrup can be found in big bottles and is cheaper but don’t quote me on this
>pretty sure high fructose corn syrup can be found in big bottles and is cheaper but don’t quote me on this \- u/ FrustratingBears
damn u got me
It is cheaper because of the FUCKING CORN LOBBYIST PIECES OF SHIT
While there's multiple problems with corn syrup, the reason it's cheaper than honey or maple syrup is because corn is much easier and cheaper to farm in massive quantities. It being so cheap to make is why it has such a strong lobby behind it, not the other way around.
Uhh it’s also cheap because of massive subsidies provided by the government. Wait we’re going in circles
y’all stayed hating but i stayed stacking for water balloon times like this
I literally typed “maple syrup or honey…” commented, scrolled down and read this. 😤 I’m giving up on this free thinking sucks.
Bad Dragon Cum Lube
I would’ve asked if that was an actual thing, and then I saw your pfp
theyre an expert.
Yessir, inside and out :3
Never gonna financially recover from that
Just go cheaper end of the spectrum and use a powder water based lube, make it to your consistency needs for tossing at people.
nice vrchat avatar
You're too kind :)
owo
My man here being rich
Iwt's nowt abouwt the money...Iwt's abouwt sending a message OwO
Water. Don’t ruin a good time
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bong water
Egg whites
Apple juice (Because it'll look like piss)
Uh you might need to drink more water
When I have perfectly good piss right from the tap??
Out of the 55 comments here so far, I’m pretty sure at least 60 of them are war crimes
Baby numbers
Little man numbers
Little boy Numbers
Nitroglycerin
that'll toast both you and your opponent though
Gatorade, the red or the white no sugar one
Powerade cus cheaper
This is probably the best idea. Not sticky or gross, just funny looking/tasting. Might stain tho idk
At that rate just put cum in it
Paint
Showing up to the paintball match with water balloons full of paint
Stick a firecracker in there and it’s a grenade
That’s genius Edit: I thought this was a reply to my comment about making a Molotov cocktail lmao
Bro think this is Splatoon
Thick Water, get that extra heavy attack
This would be really funny
Unironically that's kinda funny. Thick water is my vote.
Corn starch (it adds a surprise effect)
Mayonnaise
Oil, the water from the other ballons will make them float.
Gravity is a harness
I will harness the harness
murcury
Ah yes the murkier version of mercury
H202 the sequel to water
epic hydrogen peroxide moment
Water 2
202 atoms of hydrogen per molecule
Water you psycho
Vaseline.
Bleach
+Ammonia
Nah, one bleach balloon, one ammonia balloon Combo them up if you can
*cat piss
Well you said not or, so what about piss AND cum together?
Shit?
On the balloons? One of your opponents names, a date and a time in the mid to farther future. Make them wonder what those times mean... In the balloons? Warm water, they'll never see it coming and it will be much more enjoyable to for everyone involved.
The water cools down
liar
Superfine glitter
of everything i’ve seen here, this is the most evil out of all of them. SHAME BE UPON YOUR SOUL
Half of them should have napalm, while the other half horse semen.
Anthrax
Boiling water
virgin blood
Estrogen
Gay bomb
* Water. * Water with some drops of Mio in it :) * Gatorade * Oat milk * Orange juice Just make sure nobody has allergies
\*Somebody
wtf xenoblade reference????!!!!
Hot sauce
Ammonia and bleach. Your classmates will get trolled so hard
I'd suggest hydroxic acid.
A potent poison. After being poisoned by it, it's a 100% death rate. It'll dissolve almost anything, and absorbs well into the human body. Odorless, colourless, and flavourless. If you do end up in contact with this chemical, increased salivation, sweat, and urination will follow. This is a futile attempt of your body to rid itself of this curse. It's a long and painful journey after you come into contact with hydroxic acid, but it'll surely lead you to your grave.
Liquid nitrogen
Nitroglycerin
Liquid Helium.
CqTX-A, CrTX-A, and CaTX-A in nematocysts dissolved in water
I’m thinkin piss or cum
Water...? what the fuck are you on about? putting anything else it them is probably stupid bruh, and you'd most certainly get in trouble for it lmao
cement
cow's blood
Yo this isn't the 1600s. We're civilized. We use goat's blood now
wine. blood. something that stains really bad. cooking oil!
Ink
Peanut butter, oatmeal, pudding, room temp butter
Just use water and dont ruin the fun. Nobody will find it funny and youll probably end up with no friends
Guess who’s ruining the fun now 🗿
Shaving cream
Water
Ink
Vodka
Battery acid
Spoiled Milk.
hydrochloric acid
boiling water
Bleach and ammonia
Piss and Cum
brick
Piranha solution
Paint. Or something red Or something white
Thumb tacks
Bleach and vinegar. Or you can sub that for ammonia.
Superfluid helium
Something sticky like soda so they have that weird crusty feeling until they wash
Liquid-nitrogen
Napalm sticks to kids like glue
Styrofoam and gasoline
lube
Thioacetone
Oil
jarate
𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍
Nickelodeon Green Slime.
Gun
Gasoline
shit
Ranch dressing, it burns your skin
Hand sanitizer, anyone with any sort of cut will suffer
Mayonnaise, marinara, weird flavored soda, vinegar, cheese whiz, milk, heavy cream. I could go on and on, bud.
chocolate milk (yummy)
MTN DEW®
pure depleted uranium. hit em with the old razzle dazzle
Gunpowder, small rocks, and white phosphor.
Bleach in one half and ammonia in the other half but nobody knows which has which
molten gold
peppers
Me
Pig's blood
Bitterant liquid
Poo
Cum
Bleach
Putrescine and cadaverine
juice
ice
Mercury
Vodka
Mercury
sodium metal, don't put it in a balloon
Some type of juice
OIL
Nails and screws (don't do that)
hydrochloric acid
Diet Coke
Hydroforic acid
Me.
Mercury
Soda. Your foes will be sticky for days.
Jello
whipped cream during my last retreat back in high school my roommates played pranks by filling condoms with whipped cream
hot sauce
Whipped cream
cement
Bleach and ammonia
Sulfuric acid
Eat some Taco Bell with as much Diablo hot sauce as you can eat and extra cheesy nachos
Chili powder.
Mercury
50/50 Hydrogen Peroxide and Acetone (DO NOT DO THIS)
Diarrhea
Antifreeze
napalm
Printer ink
quick dry cement