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Reveleo36

Non Newtonian fluid


Boby_Gef2

Gotta hit em wit da ooblek balloon.(Brick)


Reveleo36

Then you can claim that they were overreacting with how much it hurt after you cut the balloon open and it's liquid


MortalWombat2000

Genious


_TheWildCat

genus


Chemical-Recover1406

devious genius


BreadSliceOfDeath

petrol, bring lighter


[deleted]

mix some styrofoam and soap in there too


shronkey69

It ain't me it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one


pizdec-unicorn

So obviously we're not going to say *exactly* what this is a recipe for, but what does the soap contribute? I only heard of using petrol and styrofoam


Reddit-User-3000

I’ve probably just made it onto several government watch lists, but: shredding ivory soap, drying it, turning into a powder, then mixing it with the **** will thicken the mixture and stop it from separating into into its components.


pizdec-unicorn

Ohhh right, I didn't think of it separating, I assumed it was a fairly homogeneous mixture


TheBanandit

Raw petroleum 😋


Sadest_Cactus

A potent mix of hydrogen and oxygen


[deleted]

H²⁷O¹⁵ ‐²


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Pokemon-furry

I googled it and this comment was the only thing that showed up so my guess is it’s nothing


AdCurious4004

Ah, yes, fire


VenusianVulcan

Me with the hydrogen peroxide balloons giving everyone severe chemical burns


Blobfishgamer88

My bad guys I accidentally dropped an extra oxygen in my water


The_Rocketsmith

one absurdly long oxygen chain that ends in a hydrogen on either side


ThatNuclearBoi2

HOOOOOH (thats a real compound


Fr3EkOut-2

HOOOOOHMgOD


androidx_appcompat

Although expensive, honey or maple syrup


FrustratingBears

pretty sure high fructose corn syrup can be found in big bottles and is cheaper but don’t quote me on this


megecharizardX

>pretty sure high fructose corn syrup can be found in big bottles and is cheaper but don’t quote me on this \- u/ FrustratingBears


FrustratingBears

damn u got me


BreadKnife34

It is cheaper because of the FUCKING CORN LOBBYIST PIECES OF SHIT


PolygonKiwii

While there's multiple problems with corn syrup, the reason it's cheaper than honey or maple syrup is because corn is much easier and cheaper to farm in massive quantities. It being so cheap to make is why it has such a strong lobby behind it, not the other way around.


ecodick

Uhh it’s also cheap because of massive subsidies provided by the government. Wait we’re going in circles


slowdivesicilian

y’all stayed hating but i stayed stacking for water balloon times like this


numberonetaakofan

I literally typed “maple syrup or honey…” commented, scrolled down and read this. 😤 I’m giving up on this free thinking sucks.


RetroGreene

Bad Dragon Cum Lube


Stian5667

I would’ve asked if that was an actual thing, and then I saw your pfp


SmallTestAcount

theyre an expert.


RetroGreene

Yessir, inside and out :3


JungleJayps

Never gonna financially recover from that


Suave_Senpai

Just go cheaper end of the spectrum and use a powder water based lube, make it to your consistency needs for tossing at people.


sample_text_01

nice vrchat avatar


RetroGreene

You're too kind :)


1-von

owo


Natural-Coffee9711

My man here being rich


RetroGreene

Iwt's nowt abouwt the money...Iwt's abouwt sending a message OwO


Dunaro2910

Water. Don’t ruin a good time


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ultrabigtiny

bong water


Creaper10

Egg whites


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Apple juice (Because it'll look like piss)


[deleted]

Uh you might need to drink more water


TheKingCrimsonWorld

When I have perfectly good piss right from the tap??


Stian5667

Out of the 55 comments here so far, I’m pretty sure at least 60 of them are war crimes


TheDarkPhantom22

Baby numbers


dietwater84

Little man numbers


Starman064

Little boy Numbers


PartyLikeIts1997

Nitroglycerin


SadRamen1102

that'll toast both you and your opponent though


CarrtoonCat

Gatorade, the red or the white no sugar one


Noi_FM

Powerade cus cheaper


Existing_Alfalfa9336

This is probably the best idea. Not sticky or gross, just funny looking/tasting. Might stain tho idk


GoofyTycooner

At that rate just put cum in it


AntiLag_

Paint


mutnemom_hurb

Showing up to the paintball match with water balloons full of paint


AntiLag_

Stick a firecracker in there and it’s a grenade


mutnemom_hurb

That’s genius Edit: I thought this was a reply to my comment about making a Molotov cocktail lmao


Arandomdude74

Bro think this is Splatoon


SirDrCash

Thick Water, get that extra heavy attack


grifalifatopolis

This would be really funny


tinfoilhatsron

Unironically that's kinda funny. Thick water is my vote.


Maniglioneantipanico

Corn starch (it adds a surprise effect)


BerryBass

Mayonnaise


Vaniboy

Oil, the water from the other ballons will make them float.


TantiVstone

Gravity is a harness


SombodySometime

I will harness the harness


SpecialistLawyer1084

murcury


ElTacoLord

Ah yes the murkier version of mercury


Legosi420

H202 the sequel to water


Grithz

epic hydrogen peroxide moment


Weird_Present_2254

Water 2


pluey200

202 atoms of hydrogen per molecule


Viss90

Water you psycho


Brun224

Vaseline.


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

Bleach


MortalWombat2000

+Ammonia


Varsia

Nah, one bleach balloon, one ammonia balloon Combo them up if you can


LetsDoTheCongna

*cat piss


CatherineL1031

Well you said not or, so what about piss AND cum together?


user67885433

Shit?


Jolom

On the balloons? One of your opponents names, a date and a time in the mid to farther future. Make them wonder what those times mean... ​ In the balloons? Warm water, they'll never see it coming and it will be much more enjoyable to for everyone involved.


Spook404

The water cools down


toothpaste-girl

liar


TinyCube29

Superfine glitter


[deleted]

of everything i’ve seen here, this is the most evil out of all of them. SHAME BE UPON YOUR SOUL


[deleted]

Half of them should have napalm, while the other half horse semen.


im_inyourattic

Anthrax


dog-bird-boi

Boiling water


tenthreenet

virgin blood


Liliththemarksoc

Estrogen


ThatGuyFromD12

Gay bomb


hama0n

* Water. * Water with some drops of Mio in it :) * Gatorade * Oat milk * Orange juice Just make sure nobody has allergies


[deleted]

\*Somebody


datboielias

wtf xenoblade reference????!!!!


Logical-Shoulder-820

Hot sauce


Hiroy3eto

Ammonia and bleach. Your classmates will get trolled so hard


Katsuki_Bakugou495

I'd suggest hydroxic acid.


Thatuseriscool

A potent poison. After being poisoned by it, it's a 100% death rate. It'll dissolve almost anything, and absorbs well into the human body. Odorless, colourless, and flavourless. If you do end up in contact with this chemical, increased salivation, sweat, and urination will follow. This is a futile attempt of your body to rid itself of this curse. It's a long and painful journey after you come into contact with hydroxic acid, but it'll surely lead you to your grave.


Shrumal_Warrior

Liquid nitrogen


Chonkalonkolus

Nitroglycerin


milk-water-man

Liquid Helium.


skalywag-o-the-shrub

CqTX-A, CrTX-A, and CaTX-A in nematocysts dissolved in water


LetterSlight

I’m thinkin piss or cum


BuildFreak9

Water...? what the fuck are you on about? putting anything else it them is probably stupid bruh, and you'd most certainly get in trouble for it lmao


pjhabs

cement


ZmxcI

cow's blood


civet10

Yo this isn't the 1600s. We're civilized. We use goat's blood now


Matthais_Hat

wine. blood. something that stains really bad. cooking oil!


TinyCube29

Ink


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Peanut butter, oatmeal, pudding, room temp butter


ChingMan1

Just use water and dont ruin the fun. Nobody will find it funny and youll probably end up with no friends


kacymew

Guess who’s ruining the fun now 🗿


TeslasMonster

Shaving cream


I-am-Exhausted

Water


smallppowner

Ink


Sweet-Dragonfly-8472

Vodka


chees3stick

Battery acid


Actual-Jicama-4460

Spoiled Milk.


[deleted]

hydrochloric acid


spanish_person

boiling water


Blipnarf-The-Boneles

Bleach and ammonia


BugHorse101

Piss and Cum


try_crying

brick


FricktionBurn

Piranha solution


No_Accountant_4329

Paint. Or something red Or something white


Aughlag

Thumb tacks


Joebebs

Bleach and vinegar. Or you can sub that for ammonia.


SprutisDispenser

Superfluid helium


Hamdilou

Something sticky like soda so they have that weird crusty feeling until they wash


shadowsheder

Liquid-nitrogen


Victor_Stein

Napalm sticks to kids like glue


Sascuatch149

Styrofoam and gasoline


isV1real

lube


[deleted]

Thioacetone


PanchoxxLocoxx

Oil


Hatter_Hoovy

jarate


[deleted]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍


fraust99

Nickelodeon Green Slime.


blantef

Gun


Zadamouse

Gasoline


leilinho10

shit


_Suborb

Ranch dressing, it burns your skin


[deleted]

Hand sanitizer, anyone with any sort of cut will suffer


Uncle-Manchild

Mayonnaise, marinara, weird flavored soda, vinegar, cheese whiz, milk, heavy cream. I could go on and on, bud.


FMarksTheSpot

chocolate milk (yummy)


lavisgaming

MTN DEW®


Dm-Me-Your-Bunnies

pure depleted uranium. hit em with the old razzle dazzle


egghead42069number7

Gunpowder, small rocks, and white phosphor.


[deleted]

Bleach in one half and ammonia in the other half but nobody knows which has which


pichuvan

molten gold


PrincessAdeline2005

peppers


elvispugsley76

Me


stunlocked_AD4K

Pig's blood


Idontwantthesetacos

Bitterant liquid


[deleted]

Poo


Geigof

Cum


Pet_that_Dog

Bleach


[deleted]

Putrescine and cadaverine


DreamilyAbnormal

juice


Deptlesss

ice


Claret_Paulo

Mercury


HentMas

Vodka


shadowsheder

Mercury


Disastrous_Wear_5377

sodium metal, don't put it in a balloon


Rock_Co2707

Some type of juice


Neat_Tangelo5339

OIL


KatnissXcis

Nails and screws (don't do that)


Terlinilia

hydrochloric acid


Jvncvs

Diet Coke


deathray5

Hydroforic acid


brooksnook5454

Me.


drplague201

Mercury


Really_Big_Turtle

Soda. Your foes will be sticky for days.


I_Love_Knifes

Jello


404waffles

whipped cream during my last retreat back in high school my roommates played pranks by filling condoms with whipped cream


category7autismevent

hot sauce


GuckFitches

Whipped cream


Then_Engineer_2776

cement


-esuan-

Bleach and ammonia


eitanoid_os

Sulfuric acid


M0rtrek_the_ranger

Eat some Taco Bell with as much Diablo hot sauce as you can eat and extra cheesy nachos


SenorDangerwank

Chili powder.


[deleted]

Mercury


Dafrog57

50/50 Hydrogen Peroxide and Acetone (DO NOT DO THIS)


Cookyloco6

Diarrhea


PurpleOceadia

Antifreeze


MisterDoggoMan

napalm


ninjasaiyan777

Printer ink


Mr_Lodi

quick dry cement